T O P

Cheers I'll drink to that

Cheers I'll drink to that

Mr_Glove_EXE

The people around her: CHUG CHUG CHUG!!


Sabur_1706

For the first time I now understand what they are always saying.


Chicken_Katsura

Aqua’s got the right idea


KudzuNinja

I mean: fuck ‘em


BadassDeku5204

Not in that context, right?


derpballs69

![gif](giphy|wkW0maGDN1eSc)


TheExplodingPie

"cultured FBI agent" just makes it that bit worse


Server98911

:3


UltimateBlackDragon

Its not about money. Its about sending message.


WorkableGoldmanv2

Yes


Ixillius

And then she was denied entry because she was intoxicated and you're not allowed on the plane drunk.


wolfstring

But at least the airport won't have it


TeoVerunda

Are airports that corrupt?


wolfstring

Nah I don't think so we just don't wanna give em shit because fuck em


Owyn_Merrilin

It's not the airport, it's the TSA. They're nothing but a ring of gropers and petty thieves.


Skebaba

This. The cunts would for some reason drink the "bomb" behind the employee only areas, showing what scam cunts they are in general...


not_a_burner0456025

No, they are totally useful, they have stopped a while zero terrorists since they were created and they only insist on breaking their own rule on gun locks in a way that makes things more dangerous than if the TSA didn't exist every single time they encounter one (in case anyone isn't aware, the actual rule for unloaded guns in checked baggage is that they must be in a locked hard shell container that is very specifically not locked with a TSA lock, TSA locks can ask be opened with one of a set of 5 or so master keys that you can easily purchase for less than $5 so having the gun case be easily opened with a matter key is bad, but that won't stop the TSA insisting you use a TSA lock)


Tokumeiko2

However it is possible to design a lock that technically accepts the TSA key, but in a way that causes a separate lock to engage, making it legal without breaking the TSA rule.


wiev0

Well that depends on the definition. If a gun save has to be "unlockable with the TSA lock", then that would be illegal. If the wording is however "must have a TSA lock installed" then it is, Indeed, legal. Edit: replaced TSA lock with gun save


Tokumeiko2

The law is that it can't be unlockable by anyone except the owner, a TSA lock literally breaks the law, in both spirit and letter.


DankMemetroid

The employees would drink it


RandomDude5561

Plot twist, she still wasn't drunk


AuKF

Now that's hell of a drinker ngl


softycola

That's quite possible with purification


derpballs69

Still ![gif](giphy|Q7XKSrdWMcvhDiM0Cx|downsized)


JoelMahon

You're not drunk the moment you chug, it takes time to digest!


Kellythejellyman

quick, sprint to your seat before the body metabolizes!


VAiSiA

news from years ago. chinese lady(if i remember correctly) bought big fucking bottle over a limit, then, after airport security said to her “llady its too big”, she did consume it whole (1 liter??) and was drunk as fuck(but of course) in the end(not chugging, just fast drinking whole bottle), so, was not allowed to board. she lost more money by doing this then not doing. at least, story of this stupid shite still being told over and over, so, good for her i guess?


Mefistofeles1

Just throw up before it enters your bloodstream.


Not_Just_Any_Lurker

​ ![gif](giphy|FxEwsOF1D79za)


Belckan

Just do \*the action needed for blood to come out of your veins that I can't say otherwise the word filter bot will trigger if I get reported and I'll get banned* and you'll have no alcohol in your blood


Sable-Keech

You mean just exsanguinate yourself?


Mefistofeles1

Prodigious size alone has no intrinsic merit.


ZZerker

You just need to enter the plane fast enough before its in the blood stream.


Lordsfavor1

Plot twist: she was the pilot


Butt_Robot

She may be drunk, but by the time the plane touches the ground, there will be enough spirits for everyone!


MissNibbatoro

![gif](giphy|yiqkf0clPXvAk|downsized)


A9th

![gif](giphy|YrkD2MwU8J382Krrxt|downsized)


cloudy0907

What does the “gif” means, im oftl?


Belckan

Yes?


A9th

Lay of the booze


Belckan

No


tim310rd

Wasn't expecting a trailer park boys meme on this subreddit


ThatOneGuyIGuess7969

She be like badaboom pow da boom ba dada pow boom I just typed some random shit so see if i have any of the chivement things


Jamboii_XD1

Bow Chika bow wow That’s what my baby said


Zendokii

Mow mow mow And my heart starts pumpin'


16sardim

Gitchy gitchy doooopp


Icy-Cartographer6578

never gonna stop kitchy kitcy koo means that I love you


aRandomBro44

I said a bow, chicka, bow wow that's what my baby says


datsimplenope

You can pick up chicks in a tank


KaptainTZ

A true hero. Not the one we deserve, but the one we *need* ![gif](giphy|l4pMattUYTTM7qpIk)


kazakimelody

Hi Kap


KaptainTZ

What up doge


burner37838363

sorry, what anime is this?


all8fingers

Konosuba gods gift on this beautiful world I think


burner37838363

thank you


Marphey12

You need to watch that anime like for real


burner37838363

could only find it on cr, starting it tonight though


Marphey12

Well there is alway option to join us on sail trough out the high seas my friend.


all8fingers

Your welcome


adrianzimmer

Just an FYI happens all the time in Hong Kong when catching flights to australia. A Hong Kong company owns all the duty free shops in Australia and they charge you almost the same as normal bottle stores and make a killing. So at the HK airport they have cut a corrupt deal and force the no liquids rule on the flight at the loading gate despite the fact you’ve already gone through security checks already. That way you are spending money at their more expensive duty free shops.


gabrielfm92

Also the lady: ​ ![gif](giphy|XxjRhiz4iU1dS|downsized)


bluewardog

my dad had a similar experience except he smashed his bottle of duty free alcohol in the bin the Australian customs where "collecting"(stealing) everyone's duty free stuff in. everyone else followed my dads example.


send_nood_z

I had somewhat similar experience. The airport security wasn't allowing me to take my cold drink with me, so I gulped entire cola in one go lol.


Sayori-is-best-doki

Demo man: could this be one of my people


B00merCyc1e

Y'know, I think that demo man could get drinks on a plane.


Mackthegui

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1391)


ColdIron27

I wish there was the giorno drinking tea gif on here


xXxXdeadXxXx

![gif](giphy|4N5vB4aErlVtVsywBw|downsized)


Kaiel1412

and she's the pilot


Lord_Vitruvius

this is a good animeme


whateveryatch

She's a woman of commitment, sheer fucking will.


HallOfGlory1

How long do you thing it'll take for airport security to not be stupid as fuck?


B00merCyc1e

Bold to assume that it's a possibility.


Artlix

Salute woman of culture


ColorlessTune

Absolute power move right there.


LinusTheWizard

those smirks…


ozanimefan

the cleaning staff: "great. now it's gonna be our problem later on"


KamiNoKiri

Given how damn hard it is to get some of the more popular brands of Cognac currently I can understand the want to just chug the thing. The biggest problem with that is how big was the bottle. if we’re talking a half pint that’s understandable, half gallon I’m surprised she doesn’t have alcohol poisoning.


Kenshin_44

I don't blame her at all.


AuKF

r/HydroHomies would be so proud. Cause I know I am


GreasyPizzaBalls

Where is the funny


JudenBaron331

![img](emote|t5_2y4au1|1433)


aer-os

Outstanding move!


CatBoi1107

what is cognac


B00merCyc1e

I would guess it's something like french brandy.


KamiNoKiri

French Brandy specifically made in the Cognac region of France.


outofideaforaname

Hard liquor ~~fermented~~ distilled.from grapes. Iirc


DeathPercept10n

I would do the same.


stevie-o-read-it

What about: - Kazehana from Sekirei - Suphia and Albis from Tensura (Slime)


FlamingCroatan

I'm thirsty now


tim310rd

The whole bottle. Man, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't let her on the plane afterwards considering her stomach would have been basically explosive jet fuel at that point. That's a nasty amount of alcohol.


pirolance

Of course she was denied, amd if I remember it right she even had to go to the hospital.


IamPregananant

Can’t have more than 8 ounces of liquids in bottles on the plane. Her: ![gif](giphy|l3V0rY8raTHqIFamc)


CyraxSputnik

That can kill you right?


Wolvenking777

I remember my Mom told me a story about how she completely drank a bottle of Canadian maple syrup at the airport then told the Security guard that they can take it


Rickys_arts96

Aqua being Aqua lol


aDudeFromDunwall

She wont drink to that she already too hammered.


Protonx01

I did it with a 2liter water bottle, true story


MaetelofLaMetal

​ ![gif](giphy|kdM3zfq85XSb6)


KiritoxKirisu

Can't waste cognac


Tokumeiko2

Well it $4000 dollars worth of booze if you buy it in Australia, so I don't blame her.


satetsuu

Darkness face seeing that: Tonight she Will see my sword test


lorelooker

I mean that's actually impressive tho. I mean sure back in my teans I could chug down a whole bottle in one go, but now I feel like I would vomit it all out after 10 or so good gulps...


OmegaHighEndProYT

The woman be like: ![gif](giphy|b5GNldQPIapBm)


Welca88

Not all heros wear capes


RTek86

I'm impressed.


Vectorman64

Back in the 70's they use to serve wine on planes.


The_Lolatron9000

Ah yes, that woman is smart and intelligent.


Njall-the-Burnt

I know someone who did this with salsa so it would go under 8 oz.