Cheers I'll drink to that
By - kazakimelody
The people around her: CHUG CHUG CHUG!!
For the first time I now understand what they are always saying.
Aqua’s got the right idea
I mean: fuck ‘em
Not in that context, right?
"cultured FBI agent" just makes it that bit worse
Its not about money. Its about sending message.
And then she was denied entry because she was intoxicated and you're not allowed on the plane drunk.
But at least the airport won't have it
Are airports that corrupt?
Nah I don't think so we just don't wanna give em shit because fuck em
It's not the airport, it's the TSA. They're nothing but a ring of gropers and petty thieves.
This. The cunts would for some reason drink the "bomb" behind the employee only areas, showing what scam cunts they are in general...
No, they are totally useful, they have stopped a while zero terrorists since they were created and they only insist on breaking their own rule on gun locks in a way that makes things more dangerous than if the TSA didn't exist every single time they encounter one (in case anyone isn't aware, the actual rule for unloaded guns in checked baggage is that they must be in a locked hard shell container that is very specifically not locked with a TSA lock, TSA locks can ask be opened with one of a set of 5 or so master keys that you can easily purchase for less than $5 so having the gun case be easily opened with a matter key is bad, but that won't stop the TSA insisting you use a TSA lock)
However it is possible to design a lock that technically accepts the TSA key, but in a way that causes a separate lock to engage, making it legal without breaking the TSA rule.
Well that depends on the definition. If a gun save has to be "unlockable with the TSA lock", then that would be illegal. If the wording is however "must have a TSA lock installed" then it is, Indeed, legal.
Edit: replaced TSA lock with gun save
The law is that it can't be unlockable by anyone except the owner, a TSA lock literally breaks the law, in both spirit and letter.
The employees would drink it
Plot twist, she still wasn't drunk
Now that's hell of a drinker ngl
That's quite possible with purification
You're not drunk the moment you chug, it takes time to digest!
quick, sprint to your seat before the body metabolizes!
news from years ago. chinese lady(if i remember correctly) bought big fucking bottle over a limit, then, after airport security said to her “llady its too big”, she did consume it whole (1 liter??) and was drunk as fuck(but of course) in the end(not chugging, just fast drinking whole bottle), so, was not allowed to board.
she lost more money by doing this then not doing. at least, story of this stupid shite still being told over and over, so, good for her i guess?
Just throw up before it enters your bloodstream.
Just do \*the action needed for blood to come out of your veins that I can't say otherwise the word filter bot will trigger if I get reported and I'll get banned* and you'll have no alcohol in your blood
You mean just exsanguinate yourself?
Prodigious size alone has no intrinsic merit.
You just need to enter the plane fast enough before its in the blood stream.
Plot twist: she was the pilot
She may be drunk, but by the time the plane touches the ground, there will be enough spirits for everyone!
What does the “gif” means, im oftl?
Lay of the booze
Wasn't expecting a trailer park boys meme on this subreddit
She be like badaboom pow da boom ba dada pow boom
I just typed some random shit so see if i have any of the chivement things
Bow Chika bow wow
That’s what my baby said
Mow mow mow
And my heart starts pumpin'
Gitchy gitchy doooopp
never gonna stop
kitchy kitcy koo means that I love you
I said a bow, chicka, bow wow
that's what my baby says
You can pick up chicks in a tank
A true hero. Not the one we deserve, but the one we *need*
What up doge
sorry, what anime is this?
Konosuba gods gift on this beautiful world I think
You need to watch that anime like for real
could only find it on cr, starting it tonight though
Well there is alway option to join us on sail trough out the high seas my friend.
Just an FYI happens all the time in Hong Kong when catching flights to australia.
A Hong Kong company owns all the duty free shops in Australia and they charge you almost the same as normal bottle stores and make a killing. So at the HK airport they have cut a corrupt deal and force the no liquids rule on the flight at the loading gate despite the fact you’ve already gone through security checks already. That way you are spending money at their more expensive duty free shops.
Also the lady:
my dad had a similar experience except he smashed his bottle of duty free alcohol in the bin the Australian customs where "collecting"(stealing) everyone's duty free stuff in. everyone else followed my dads example.
I had somewhat similar experience. The airport security wasn't allowing me to take my cold drink with me, so I gulped entire cola in one go lol.
Demo man: could this be one of my people
Y'know, I think that demo man could get drinks on a plane.
I wish there was the giorno drinking tea gif on here
and she's the pilot
is a good animeme
She's a woman of commitment, sheer fucking will.
How long do you thing it'll take for airport security to not be stupid as fuck?
Bold to assume that it's a possibility.
Salute woman of culture
Absolute power move right there.
the cleaning staff: "great. now it's gonna be our problem later on"
Given how damn hard it is to get some of the more popular brands of Cognac currently I can understand the want to just chug the thing. The biggest problem with that is how big was the bottle. if we’re talking a half pint that’s understandable, half gallon I’m surprised she doesn’t have alcohol poisoning.
I don't blame her at all.
r/HydroHomies would be so proud. Cause I know I am
Where is the funny
what is cognac
I would guess it's something like french brandy.
French Brandy specifically made in the Cognac region of France.
Hard liquor ~~fermented~~ distilled.from grapes. Iirc
I would do the same.
- Kazehana from Sekirei
- Suphia and Albis from Tensura (Slime)
I'm thirsty now
The whole bottle. Man, I wouldn't be surprised if they didn't let her on the plane afterwards considering her stomach would have been basically explosive jet fuel at that point. That's a nasty amount of alcohol.
Of course she was denied, amd if I remember it right she even had to go to the hospital.
Can’t have more than 8 ounces of liquids in bottles on the plane. Her:
That can kill you right?
I remember my Mom told me a story about how she completely drank a bottle of Canadian maple syrup at the airport then told the Security guard that they can take it
Aqua being Aqua lol
She wont drink to that she already too hammered.
I did it with a 2liter water bottle, true story
Can't waste cognac
Well it $4000 dollars worth of booze if you buy it in Australia, so I don't blame her.
Darkness face seeing that: Tonight she Will see my sword test
I mean that's actually impressive tho. I mean sure back in my teans I could chug down a whole bottle in one go, but now I feel like I would vomit it all out after 10 or so good gulps...
The woman be like:
Not all heros wear capes
Back in the 70's they use to serve wine on planes.
Ah yes, that woman is smart and intelligent.
I know someone who did this with salsa so it would go under 8 oz.