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Super_DAC

But remember, they’re gonna be GOOD people when they’re rich


Able-Wolf8844

I, for one, dread our benevolent ape overlords


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Able-Wolf8844

When they get RC level money 😎


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Able-Wolf8844

It's when they finally move out of their moms house, I guess...


ol_kentucky_shark

Once they jump into multibillionaire status Ryan will HAVE to be their friend!


Lhasa-Tedi-luv

So that means never!


sp3685

The cultists will say it’s the shills sending the death threats to “make the apes look bad”


TotesHittingOnY0u

This shill has posted for months in SS to cultivate their credibility as a real ape, but they're really a shill


PhiliFlyer

Are these the apes that are constantly claiming they have been poor their whole lives, and therefore deserve $1M per share to make things right?


doctorzaius6969

please it's now 100 Million per share


POTATO_IN_MY_LOGIC

That sounds like FUD. Did you miss the post where whatever you ask for in your limit sell is what you'll get? Sure, I guess _**you**_ can choose to ask for $100 million per share, but _**I**_ will ask for $10 quintillion per share.


Godanki

Price anchoring shill!!!! /s


POTATO_IN_MY_LOGIC

It's not price anchoring. This is actually how the MOASS is going to start. I am going to offer a share for sale at the low price of $10 quintillion. Someone else is going to buy a 0.0000000000000000001 fractional share at my $10 quintillion asking price for just $1. This will force that buyer's brokerage to buy the remaining 0.9999999999999999999 shares because fractional shares only exist at a given brokerage. Once that is the new price, the market has to accept it and the shorts will be margin called. I don't see any counter-DD to this.


dopamine_dream_

Isn't it wild that the original mantra was "1k per share is NOT a meme"? It's literally increased in their minds exponentially lol, and to be fair 1k a share may have happened that day had RH trading not been halted.


doctorzaius6969

do you remember when 690 was not a meme? Pedderige farm remembers


POTATO_IN_MY_LOGIC

Wasn't the original not-a-meme $420.69? Some people even managed to sell at that price.


doctorzaius6969

yes that was the OG meme, but that meme was accomplished


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

The Meme Lords who sold at 420.69 actually did well tbf.


Past_Ad5078

What's funny is that I've been seeing less and less posts from the apes raising the floor. I think they're slowly realizing they have to get out of 200 first before 10 quintillion or whatever


Inevitable_Ad6868

Yup. They deserve it!


ShipTheRiver

The entitlement of these clowns is unfathomable. My favorites are the ones who list out their inane lifetime gaming achievements like “killed 200 thousand chickens in Zelda” and “played through Skyrim 16 times.” They think it demonstrates some kind of resolve or perseverance but in reality it’s just sad as fuck, and that’s coming from a gamer myself. I’ve played 2 different games at roughly the amateur esport level, yet if I was listing the hardest shit I’ve done that I’m most proud of, nothing in any game would crack the top 5.


origami_asshole

Apes were “gifted children” in school…


marcdale92

More people being exposed to the cult


goodcreditbadhabits

Total animals. If gamestop nosedives, I'll bust a nut.


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Hey_Hoot

When a felony is committed and you know it will! You know they will go bananas when share price falls below $50. I'm going to write email to every media member on Twitter that the culprit was born and bred on those cult pages. They had been allowed to fester, write threats with no repercussion, and all because they spent money to rewards the admins looked away. Not even the brigading rule applies. They are like termites in every single sub. Go to any AskReddit thread. They always bring up AMC and GME to every question. I fuck with them asking "whats that?" and it's always like being introduced to a pyramid scheme.


XanLV

Oh no! Not the heavy worded letter!


iamaneviltaco

They're already killing the investment subs.


EskettiMySpaghetti

That’s assuming Reddit hadn’t started dying long before SS came along.


Thick-Office-2089

Comment was removed. Do not tag users while commenting in this subreddit


Ok_Weekend_4773

Just read the rules. Unless spez is an ape, tagging him is allowed per the rules. I just can't tag people from Superstonk


Thick-Office-2089

Rule 7. No naming or tagging of users outside of this subreddit. The CEO of reddit is not a meltdown user. Unless you want to point me in the direction of his most recent content on this sub, the comment stays removed


Ok_Weekend_4773

The rule itself links to a post and that post says you just can't tag apes.


Thick-Office-2089

In the words of the great Kenny g: "do as I command or ye shall be banned"


Ok_Weekend_4773

Fair enough. I'm not willing to die on this hill. I think we all just wish Reddit would do something about those future terrorists on that sub


Thick-Office-2089

Me too but unfortunately these are the rules given to us by the admins and I'm not about to filter through a tagged username's content to make sure they aren't an ape.


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HEY LOOK IM A CLOWN HERES A NEAT TRICK! 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡


Ok_Weekend_4773

Not even the irresponsible admins who allow hate subs?


Quotecum

Ban everything I don’t like please great spez. Grow up mate, it’s not that deep.


Ok_Weekend_4773

Yes it is. There will be atleast one shooting caused by the extremism in that sub. Just imagine if one of the more insane apes sees ken griffin in public


Quotecum

If you actually believe banning the sub wouldn’t make the situation worse then I’ve got a bridge to sell you.


Ok_Weekend_4773

It would be way better than leaving the hate echo chamber up. And it's proven to work when T_D was quarantined and then banned.


Quotecum

They would grow even more emboldened and not sure what you are taking about. Far right went all wacko after leaving the mainstream sites.


Ok_Weekend_4773

That's fine. Take away their platform and Reddit atleast gets to get rid of some of their liability when apes attempt to assassinate Ken Griffin, because you know they will eventually try


b1boss

Crossover between the two worst subs on this site


renkenberger91

I'm upvoting you, because I assume you mean SS and "work hate". These subs were made for each other IMO.


b1boss

Yep, the anti work sub is peak cringe. 75% of the front page content is clearly faked text screen caps, the other 25% are text posts saying things like “there is literally no such thing as skilled labor”.


Shiari_The_Wanderer

It is, but - to be somewhat fair to them - this is actually something that is happening a great deal right now. Companies are luring in applicants with promises of remotely tolerable wages and then slashing them 30-50%. It's a despicable practice.


abintra515

Honestly I didn’t think millennials were all that entitled until that sub got popular and I started looking through comments and posts. It’s tough to read sometimes.


KindArgument0

Judging an entire generation based on reddit is never a good idea. This place is incredibly niche compared to other social media and tend to attract certain demographic.


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

Average age there has to be under 25, Gen Zs are 24 and under. These are entitled Zoomers, the Millennials are too busy wiping away their tears with student loan debt reminders.


abintra515

maybe so, I’ve seen a lot of people say their average age is 30-40 but yeah I’m sure it’s a mix. A lot of them seem to have a mental age of <20 so


Anxious-Lobster-816

It's just a very vocal minority... At least that's what I tell myself


abintra515

Yeah I thought so too


PhillipRiversWithCum

Nah it definitely is. You think the people who don't hate their jobs/lives are gonna create a subreddit dedicated to talking about how happy/content they are with things in their lives?


abintra515

Haha good point it’s kind of what the sub is all about. But I was surprised how common the mentality of “fuck em” is in regards to any and all jobs not just the “shit” jobs.


PandFThrowaway

It’s that same mentality. Someone rolls in “I’m actually really happy with my Amazon job”. “Yeah ok sure Amazon paid PR shill. Nice try”.


iamaneviltaco

I just left amazon. If you're happy there you actually just don't give a fuck what you do for a living. Which, I mean, good on you I guess.


PandFThrowaway

Haha easy turbo. I don’t nor have I ever worked for Amazon. Notice how I said “someone”. The point is apparently it’s IMPOSSIBLE for any single person to enjoy their job at Amazon just like it’s IMPOSSIBLE for anyone to not believe in GME unless they’re a paid shill. That was the comparison.


iamaneviltaco

Yup. I actually agree with you. If being a human robot is your deal it's a good job. It's not for me. I defended it for a minute until they tried to eat all of my free time. It's easy as shit, it's just lonely and the managers are mean as fuck. Have some upvotes because you're being killed for your take. I was serious, if that does it for you? Good on you. The benefits are unreal and they give double pay on holidays. It's just an awful job. Not "peeing in bottles" bad, they fire you for it and you cop a public indecency charge if they catch you doing it. But it's still... It's not good.


khardman51

Do you have an issue with the post depicted here? If so, what is it?


Super_DAC

Just like SS the anti work sub is full of delusional people that want things that are impossible


levochemist

The people who want everything for nothing is bullshit but I fully support the posts wanting a decent wage and benefits for their work.


abintra515

I agree with that, but then you see people unironically demanding 25 an hr across the board and you take them a little less seriously. Edit: to the people who replied I don’t think 25 an hr makes sense across the US. Just in the bigger cities. A lot of businesses would be wiped out by doubling or tripling their minimum wage and then there’d be no jobs to begin with. Demanding a living wage is totally justified but it’s better to set minimum wage by the cost of living in the area


khardman51

What about $25/hr is offensive to you, just trying to understand.


LatinVocalsFinalBoss

Did they say it was "offensive"? Production and compensation come down to practicality both in terms of underpaying and overpaying. Your intent appears to be to establish a livable wage for all jobs, which makes sense to me assuming time on job is equivalent. The problem is what defines a livable wage and who gets to decide it.


abintra515

I edited my comment to explain


khardman51

Businesses that can't afford to pay a livable wage don't deserve to exist. Setting the cost of living per area simply has not worked and never will. You can't leave it up to all 50 states, very few are competent enough to set a non destitute poverty minimum wage.


Nixalbum

I don't get how you can talk about livable wage without tying it to the cost of living per area. The only way it would make sense is if you believe the cost of living is the same across board. But reality disagrees, so what are you calling livable wage?


TimujinTheTrader

Lol your comment is nonsense. A mom-and-pop shop should be able to hire a part-time staffer without being put out of business. The only businesses that can afford to pay everyone a "living wage" are large businesses that you probably already hate.


TheTacoWombat

This argument can easily be made for abolishing the minimum wage entirely - after all, if Mom or Pop wants to hire little Billy after school and pay him a dollar a day, well, they should! And pass the savings on to me! Except the savings never pass on to me, and we all chase one another to the bottom, working for pennies or company scrip, and all of a sudden it's 1910 again. We did all this before. People need to live on what they're paid to work.


cyberslick188

It's embarrassing that teenagers, let alone adults, need to have this explained to them.


Th4tR4nd0mGuy

Billionaires became 24% wealthier during the pandemic, spare me your bullshit


TimujinTheTrader

And they wouldn't be affected by large changes to minimum wage. It would be small businesses that turn a low profit to begin with. Those businesses would go under while the massive companies that you hate would stay afloat and benefit from reduced competition.


abintra515

I think it’s reasonable to have a few low end jobs that don’t pay living wage. There’s plenty of workers that are underage or retired and don’t rely on one income to survive. However if we want to raise minimum wage doesn’t it make sense to do it based on cost of living? I could make double what I make now if I moved to LA but I’d also be paying double the rent. It just doesn’t make sense to raise it across the board. If your labor cost doubles but your revenue doesn’t, you’re gonna have to fire your workers.


khardman51

Your first sentence is just literally not the reality whatsoever. How many times have you gone out and gotten food for lunch on a weekday. I have thousands of times truly. How many times has the restaurant been fully staffed by "retired people for additional income". Literally not once. The teenagers are in school, they certainly aren't there. What an unbelievable fallacy, do you really convince yourself that's how the world works?


abintra515

Yeah, I’m not saying that’s most workers or anything. All I’m saying is those people exist. I said it’s reasonable to have a *few* jobs that don’t pay a living wage. Is it not reasonable? I stopped at subway yesterday, there were high schoolers running the entire place. I’ve seen managers there on the weekend who look to be 30+


Quotecum

Minimum wage is liveable if you live with parents.


khardman51

??


Quotecum

It’s liveable if you live with your parents. The idea of living wage is stupid because it implies people can only ‘live’ if they have their own 1 bedroom flat.


khardman51

This might surprise you but most people don't actually have parents to live with. I'm sure you've noticed but the majority of people who work in restaurants are full blown adults. Their parents may be dead, estranged, in a different state or country, may be addicts, may be abusive, may be extremely poor themselves. You have a delusional take there.


YarrHarrDramaBoy

Actually, living means "supporting a life". Having kids, hobbies, road trips... That's what every single human on this earth deserves


cyberslick188

That's not the question you were asked. You were asked if you disagree with being upset that listings for jobs are lying about the wages they will be offering. Seems like any emotionally balanced human being would find that frustrating.


khardman51

Is that particular post delusional or impossible?


Super_DAC

Not this one, but plenty of other posts in the sub demand $25/hr minimum wage and other things that will never happen. And if it does happen, inflation will make the $25 worth less. These companies are scummy and they won’t ever put their workers first


khardman51

The inflation increase based on minimum wage increase has been statistically disproven. You are wrong.


Super_DAC

Then why are menu prices and seemingly everything else increasing in price?


cyberslick188

Inflation causes things to go up. Minimum wage does not contribute to inflation the way it's commonly suggested. It's not really that difficult if you give it genuine effort.


PhillipRiversWithCum

Man you're so close


MulhollandMaster121

Yeah… what could it be? *money printer going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in the background* It’s truly a mystery.


nycliving1

This post is fine, but typically 90% of the content there is outrageous.


azns123

Hope they get each other banned, fingers crossed


retired1SG

I'm banned from both. I look at it as a win.


xShaD0wMast3rzxs

Funny, I thought they came from the same crowd. They share the exact same understanding of finance


Ren_OG

Cuz superstonk is garbage lol


DixonSeider69

Up to 18


Far_Bass_7284

Easy enough to fake. Trivial, actually.


pandoracam

Given the threats I received, I totally believe it


Far_Bass_7284

I meant the messages were all anon