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Good Dog Saves Its Human From Vacuum Monster Attack!

Good Dog Saves Its Human From Vacuum Monster Attack!

Light_Beard

THIS IS WHAT I WARNED YOU ABOUT, CARL!


risbia

I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME!!!


NegaDeath

JUST AS THE SCROLLS FORETOLD!!


DocLefty

JUST LIKE THE GYPSY WOMAN SAID


doublesailorsandcola

You have GOT to stop going to her.


cam331

YOU’RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!


Doctor_Panek

I AM THE TAX MAN


IEETGLU

Omg but what if I have super powers?!


FemaleSandpiper

Idk, use them for good?


IEETGLU

Hmm... no


NegaDeath

But it came with a free Frogurt!


Not_Cleaver

That’s good.


NegaDeath

Unfortunately the Frogurt was cursed.


Not_Cleaver

That’s bad.


allonzeeLV

But it's the chocolate peanut butter swirl flavor!


MysticAnomaly

JUST LIKE THE CLEAR BALL SHOWED


Loganknox7

DONT RECITE THE DEEP MAGIC TO ME WITCH I WAS THERE WHEN IT WAS WRITTEN


arrynyo

I just cried laughing from this 😭🤣


BigBlackHungGuy

..and this is where I lost it


MikeyHatesLife

Carl, that kills people!


Carlthellamakiller

oh, i am aware


Ultima_RatioRegum

Why are there only white baby hands Carl?


Vineyard_

IT KEEPS HAPPENING


Prof_Cats

CARL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!


VintageJane

This would be my dog’s reaction. 1000%.


klikklak_HOTS

My cat: "Dibs on his eyeballs once he's gone."


Fritzkreig

My cat: Everybody run away, looks back running away, "Sorry buddy, we wanted the canned food everyday!"


Jazzhands81

I named my new puppy Carl. Greatest name ever.


yoda_mcfly

I love the little bark at the end like "don't scare me like that."


ThingCalledLight

Same. Tho to me it’s a “AND STAY DOWN!” bark.”


phadewilkilu

“Not in MY house…”


woodsc721

“Not up in here!”


toolatetobeoriginal

Are you fucking with me because it says that this video doesn’t have any sound


banevadergod

I think he's referring to the visual - it "looks" like he barks at the end


toolatetobeoriginal

That makes more sense. I was like, *I want to hear the barky*


chocolate_thunderr89

“And stay down!”


Comfortable_Visual73

*Me angrily hitting the sound button*


naferewallace98

🤣🤣🤣🤣 deadass same


aideya

It's funny, there's whole sub dedicated to how dramatic/talkative huskies are, but no one ever talks about how dramatic and talkative GSDs are. Drama queens the whole lot of em.


ashtarout

I have a GSD/Husky mix. She serves looks all day (judgemental GSD side) and then gives out little awoos at night (husky side). Best dog, really ended up with a lot of the good characteristics of both breeds and almost none of the bad ones. But there is drama 😂


sk3pticc

I grew up with german shepards, always loved the way they tilt their head all the time and just stare at you like "wtf does this kid want me to do? I'm not taking part in any of this" "wait is that food? I'm coming!"


longhairedape

My dog is hard as nails but goddamn she the most dramatic animal I have ever owned. Working line GSD.


whitestguyuknow

Lmao My old German shepherd is so dramatic. You could graze her toes or just step near them and she'll welp like she was hit. Meanwhile she won't get up from walkways and will just lay there for you to walk over top of her...


hucklebutter

"Don't let your guard down yet!"


buttnuggs4269

There's sound ?


snakebite654

Reddit app is trash unfortunately. I had no idea how much sound I was missing out on.


IngeniousBattery

Does this specific one have sound? I don't see the audio icon over at giphy. I hope I have not been missing out too.


Neil_sm

No sound, the volume icon is greyed out and it gives me a message that there’s no sound if I try it.


tanafras

"Don't start somethin' there won't be nothin!"


[deleted]

That sounds a lot like "I saved your life! Where's my cookie!" to me.


[deleted]

Put his own life on the line with that one.. Certainly there are puddles of courage where ever this pup saunters


PrayForMojo_

“Dammit Dave. I *TOLD* you it was a snake!”


Magnetic_sphincter

"Now go clean up my puddle of courage."


BenoniGwynplaine

What an absolute legend for overcoming his fears to protect his homie


KhabaLox

Reminds me of that reposted story (from tumbler?) about the dog who would stand between the vacuum and the new baby shaking in fear, but protecting his new human from the monster.


Puppetteer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBQJcYvRO9A


your7th

That dog is a legend.


MountainMan17

It's a bichon frise. We have one. Actually he has us. We are crazy about him. Such a sweet and fun breed.


tubahero

And its owners are kinda assholes tbh...


Exodan

Dog is so terrified but would lie down in front of the baby to separate it from what it perceives as a mortal threat. It can hear the engines whirring on that vacuum in a way we can never perceive - it probably sounds like a hyperbolized demon to something that can hear outside human range. Owners don't try healthy desensitizing training, instead go for it turning it on and off and filming the reaction. Yeah I'd go with assholes. Owner in the OP video is training their German shepherd to attack - with teeth - anything that the dog judges to be suspect and setting the bar very low. I'm a vet assistant. These are the dogs people blame us for not being able to handle.


kidkwabi

Great points


janedoe5263

Damn, those comments are so toxic the owners posted an edit. YouTube comments are such cancer, I swear.


laskodemon

reddit has it's fair shair of cancerous comments, even on innocuous posts, usually because of hateful comments against the person's gender, religion, or race. Also, if you read her comment it was people worried about having a dog so close to a newborn.


PretendLock

I love when couples who adopt a dog first and then have a human child refer to the dog and child as siblings


holdmybeer87

My mom has a 10 y/o mutt and refers to us as sisters. I'm 34 and live with my SO.


dibs8789

My mom adopted a dachshund because we shared the same birthday and for 12 years now we share a candles on a birthday cake and my mom makes cake he can have too. Also on a side note I hold him while everyone sings us happy birthday and I truly believe he believes it's all about him. I'm okay with letting him believe it's all about him too.


LearningIsTheBest

> I truly believe he believes it's all about him. Have you ever checked with your family to make sure the dog is wrong? 😊


dibs8789

Every dog deserves their day! His face while everyone singing is priceless. It is the best part of my birthday. Edit: OUR birthday


ReeferPotston

This is too fuckin sweet, bless you both


Calypsosin

"Good news! Your sister learned to take a dump outside!!!"


Hurtbig

I have a senior dog who is in her twilight at 14 years old. She was never interested in my kids when she was young (too playful and independent ), but now she has bonded with my 12 year old son in a deep way. They spend tons of time together and my old dog always sleeps in the hall right in front of his door like she is guarding him


blurryfacedfugue

I adopted a kitten right before I had my daughter. Suffice it to say, my daughter has a big sistercat.


therealhairykrishna

If there's nobody around but me and him my dog flees in terror and hides from the lawnmower. If my two year old or four year old are there he has to keep himself between the mower and them at all times. He's a good dog.


RyuNoKami

So... Gotta make sure you got a baby around you cause that dog is gonna ditch your ass at the first sign of trouble


tmhoc

Perfect example of courage. Courage is being afraid and still doing what's right


5point5Girthquake

God dammit I fucking love dogs.


antwan_benjamin

>Reminds me of that reposted story (from tumbler?) about the dog who would stand between the vacuum and the new baby shaking in fear, but protecting his new human from the monster. My roommate had this dog while we were in college. It really was a great dog, but it wasn't raised properly. It became **super** protective of our friend group and any time we had people over for a party or whatever the dog would end up biting someone so we had to get rid of it. We gave the dog to this guy who had a wife and a kid and lived on a farm. We thought hey this is perfect. The guy sends us an email a few days later talking about how great the dog is and how his daughter is so in love with the dog and they're inseparable, how they sleep in the same room at night. It was super cute. Then about a week later he sends us another email. Apparently the dog had barricaded the daughter and himself in the daughters room and refused to let her leave the room, and bit anyone that tried to enter the room. The wife was now scared shitless of the dog and they had to take him to the pound.


KenEarlysHonda50

This story has everything.


Arry42

That poor pupper.... doesn't deserve to lose his life because his humans failed him....


whoary_bat

Yea, like just put the dog away when you have a party wtf.


Reedsandrights

I love the initial "WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T GO IN THERE" shuffle haha.


TekkenCareOfBusiness

Truly the goodest of all boys.


Toastman04

Do we deserve such loyal companions?


HurricaneHugo

Honestly? No.


TheVoters

It’s funny now. Not so much the day you leave the vacuum out of the closet and come home to find that the dog killed it to protect the family from future attacks


The_Molexer

People have studied the psychology behind why a dog does what it does when you use the vacuum. When dogs show aggression while you’re using the vacuum dogs think you’re fighting an intruder or some form of unwanted creature. Dogs, though stupid, are 100% loyal and I love them.


TheVoters

We are not allowed to use nerf guns in the house or do sword battles. I’m the head of the household, but the dog has decreed it to be so. So I get you.


PoeticFox

Our old dog would absolutely go bonkers if you even held a gun shaped object like you were about to shoot it, he passed away in 2018 I miss dusty, our current dog Sasha goes insane and goes long because I bought her one of those nerf tennis ball launchers and she thinks every gun will shoot a ball for her to chase


100100110l

Well that's fucking adorable. Sorry you lost one buddy, but glad you found another great one!


are_you_shittin_me

When I was a kid we had an old English sheepdog that would protect my brother and I from cap guns. If we had the cap guns and were shooting our friends it was ok, but if someone else had one and was shooting us she's lose her mind on them and protect us. I haven't thought about her in years... She was such a good dog.


SillyPhillyDilly

I lived in a house full of people many sleeps ago and there was a border collie who was... a bit of a derp. He did his job exceptionally well, except that he exclusively herded small children and sometimes stuffed toys. Stories are true, they're WAY smarter than we think. He also had no concept of personal space. Anyhow, he hated dancing for whatever fucking reason. Talking to each other closely? Calm. Holding hands? On guard, but calm. Hugging? On thin fucking ice, he will hover right at your feet and stare into your eyes with laser beam focus.


thlayli_x

My parent's aussie is totally part of the hug police. Haven't tried dancing. She'd probably lose it.


madommouselfefe

Best and worst decision I ever made was getting a nerf ball launcher for my lab. Made my ball throwing life easier, but the rest of my life harder. My kids can’t play with nerf guns or squirt guns anymore or he losses his mind. He has pushed my kids over trying to “get” the ball out of the end of the nerf guns.


lazyblogger914

No playing catch in the house and or yard or you must share. Dem the rules


juswannalurkpls

Why does my sister’s dog attack the ironing board every time she gets it out?


The_Molexer

Have they recently had any financial dealing or perhaps a lover’s quarrel?


Test_Trick

Wait, dogs understand finance?


derprondo

Sure it was the dog that bought all those SPY puts that expired worthless, not me.


rainbowWar

Yep dogs hate it when you take out a loan


Ta2whitey

[click here to find out why](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)


theSpecialbro

wow this was very informative


epicaglet

My parents' dog is absolutely terrified of mail. Like you put a letter through the letterbox and she just starts shaking uncontrollably and bark at it.


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thattoneman

I've heard of the same trick but petting and gently talking to the vacuum. Scolding the vacuum could potentially make the dog think it *is* doing something wrong, and so it could still be anxiety inducing up to the point where it finally sees the vacuum put in it's place, whereas petting it shows that it's part of the family so to speak.


roskov

Exactly. The last thing I need is to give my dog a reason to destroy in the name of protec.


Crafty_Potatoes

In the name of the protec, the attac, and the good boi snac, amen.


roskov

Amen.


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ZedTT

Upvoted for scream-snake


OsmerusMordax

Yeah, it may be cute now…not so cute when the dog destroys the vacuum. Or, heaven forbid, if it generalizes ANYTHING could be a threat and attacks accordingly. You don’t want to give mixed signals to a guard breeding like a GSD. Source: Own GSDs


Main-Situation1600

Yup. There's a lot of awful advice in this thread and people making light of bad behavior. GSDs are a working breed. They need to be trained and cared for as such. If people want a dog that they can just stick in their house and be a beginner dog parent to, get a Maltese.


OsmerusMordax

Yes. And then when/if that dog hurts someone, the dog and breed will be blamed, not the owner. GSDs already have a bad rep because people don’t care for them properly nor take proper precautions to ensure all their needs are met. Like, a large working breed like that needs exercise (walks don’t count), mental stimulation (more than just a Kong), and strict boundaries and rules. They require a large commitment and strong owner/handle. For example, for my working line GSD I put him on the treadmill at a trot for an hour each day (during my morning routine before work), work him in obedience and scent detection after work, and take him for an hour walk after supper. And even then it still doesn’t feel like enough. These are dogs bred to work - boredom in these breeds more often than not leads to neurotic behaviour.


Hayaguaenelvaso

Extremely likely. And upon seeing the bloodless remains, its rage and bloodthirst not quelled, the beast will turn its fangs to its next prey, until warm blood flows...


robhol

It's not a chihuahua, don't worry.


Hurtbig

My dog ran up and tore pieces off of our expensive Dyson vacuum once. She was biting the plastic and going hard.


slayerrr21

"I knew that thing was evil"


silly_s3x_panda

I’d imagine my dog would piss herself and run away :( she’s not very brave


niobiumnnul

Same. Mine would probably accept the vacuum as their new leader and food giver, and cast me aside.


509torres

They can’t all be hero’s, but we love them much the same.


Elyseux

She's calling for aid!


Brain_Dead5347

And Rohan will answer


silly_s3x_panda

Nice


whaatajoke

My dog would make a Tik Tok and show other dogs


sonographic

I thought that until the day I was tickling my wife and my dog lunged across the room, grabbed my arm in her mouth, and pulled me away. She looked terrified, thinking she was going to be punished, but still had to protect my wife. Never been more proud of that little girl.


CapsLowk

I don't know, sometimes the dogs that look like cowards are just too smart to be tricked, they just know you are messing around. Likewise, sometimes the "brave" dogs are called that because they act when you're playing but would run away if shit got real. Dogs are just generally smarter than we think, imo.


Steamysauna

First thing good doggo thought after its human was so viciously attacked, "I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!"


Deebow28

Every bark after the heroic save was probably "Be careful, man. C'mon."


MaskedMexicanWrestlr

It is like when you are half scared, half mad and all hopped up on adrenaline after your kid nearly kills themself.


hotlavatube

“Shit, shit, I knew this day would come! I warned you Jimmy, but did you listen?!”


trickthelight

The cats would just watch me die…


The26thWarrior

And then begin to eat you. It’s weird that house cats do that.


chillerll

To be fair, dogs would probably do it too if they were trapped with your dead body for a few days.


The26thWarrior

Yep. They’ll do it too. I actually remember a TIFU (Or something on another sub) about a woman who was paralyzed from the waist down and had no feeling in her lowers body and her dog ate a part of her foot.


LordMarcusrax

"Oh- sorry, I thought you weren't using it."


ZedTT

I mean to be fair she wasn't


drizzy9109

Damnit


Sixwingswide

fucking *cursed* lmfao


mlv4750

Holy shit!


ThingCalledLight

Yup, dogs will eat you too. They just wait longer. According to something I read, on average, cats wait 2 days and dogs wait a week.


alien_clown_ninja

Isn't the meat spoiled after a week? I mean by then you are rotting, depending on temperature.


ThingCalledLight

Oh for sure, but I imagine that a starving dog who hasn’t been fed or let out or whatever during the week you’ve been dead doesn’t have many options.


EldritchAnimation

Rotten garbage is a delicacy for dogs, I don't think that's going to stop them.


pseudocultist

Cats and dogs shorter digestive tracts means they can eat decaying food that would poison us. Most animals will still avoid putrid meat but if they are faced with death, they can do it.


CapsLowk

I kinda hope for it. Instead of rotting away uselessly in an expensive single-use piece of underground furniture, I could become a treat to one of my best friends. Some could be made into steaks, some as treats, meatballs, long bones could be used as toys, etc.


GaryChalmers

Apparently a dog would [several days](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/cats-facts-jerks_n_4520552) before eating you while a cat would only wait a day or two.


richal

[hmmm.... not accordingly this article.](https://bigthink.com/sex-relationships/ever-wonder-if-your-beloved-dog-or-cat-would-eat-you-if-you-died/) the one you shared seems to be written by someone who straight up hates cats.


Gastronomicus

Dogs will too. And it's not weird, they're trapped and hungry. Many people would probably do it too if they had no food.


IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE

Everything that needs to eat will do it. Cats, dogs, other humans given enough time. “The first thing a starving beast devours is its own heart.”


StealthedWorgen

A woman was eaten by her cats in the room next to mine in the house I live in now. She was an old woman named Francis and she just unfortunately died with the door closed.


Rednartso

Question. If I died in my apartment, like a rat in a cage. Would the neighbors smell the corpse before the cat ate my face?


Bass_Thumper

Nope.


rroyd

THIS NEEDS SOOOUUUNNNDDD


Stitchpool626

[With Sound](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/qbe05l/good_dog_saves_its_human_from_vacuum_monster/)


rroyd

I'm just realizing I said that in a gifs sub....


homelessdreamer

This is how you come home to a destroyed vacuum.


SKILLETNUTZ

Probably not the best idea to train the dog to hate the vacuum even more.


XComRomCom

Ah, I love this so much: at the start, it looks like the doggo is leery of the vacuum, as the vacuum is the natural enemy of the doggo. But the moment the evil vacuum turns on his human, BAM!, the pup finds his courage and attacks that Dyson hellspawn! Everyone should have a doggo, and every doggo should have a good human.


AintthatDAtruth

What happened to the version of this already posted today with audio? Give us the better version if you are going to duplicate post. At least.


Stitchpool626

There is a version of it with sound I posted to r/PeopleFuckingDying [HERE](https://www.reddit.com/r/PeopleFuckingDying/comments/qbe05l/good_dog_saves_its_human_from_vacuum_monster/). Yea, so I originally only posted this in r/AnimalsBeingBros (with sound) and it got removed...even though it had gotten a few thousand upvotes in just a couple hours. They suggested I post it in r/Eyebleach, but they dont allow videos to be uploaded. Only images. So...same thing as here. A lot of subs are so picky about what they allow its crazy. And I have a little PTSD from posting in subs im not super familiar with because ive been perma-banned from a couple of big subs now after my 1st post that didnt "fit".


The_Texican

there are s some sheisty mods around. I have gotten banned from subs I don't even visit, for commenting on a controversial topic ( to them I guess) in completely unrelated subs.... I just get a message I'm banned lol!


eyekwah2

"Careful, human. That thing makes scary noises! I shall protect you!"


IndianaGeoff

Are you going to get rid of that killer machine now?


Talmadge_Mcgooliger

I had to watch this a few times before I could pay attention to the dog...


Dont-overthinkit

Was looking for these comments. He’s fucking gorgeous. The pup too :)


MISir123

There's a whole lot of thirst in this thread


MerrickGreen

Shocked I had to scroll this far


janedoe5263

I know, he’s gorgeous isn’t he? The man, I mean, lol.


Segamaike

I wish I was that vacuum


Comment_Maker

The boy who cried wolf... One day when his hoover is really trying to turn him to slush his dog will just sit there and do nothing!


davidhucker

That’s a handsome man


centercounterdefense

Be careful. Those things will rip your dick off.


michaelhonchosr

And THIS is how you dog learns to bark and bite at your vacuum for the rest of its life. Trust me it gets old quick.


stillwatersrunfast

I’d love to be the hose


eedjitt

u/savevideobot Edit: [Here's the link because the bot mailed it 😅](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/gifs/comments/qbf1ue/good_dog_saves_its_human_from_vacuum_monster/)


xfrombelow

I have a Shiba Inu, he would have been helping the vacuum.


R1pp3z

My dog once tried to “save” me from the vacuum. He missed the hose and got me leg.


Nummy01

Love the little 'yeah that's right bark' at the end.


AestheticSalt

He always knew the vacuum would betray them!


intotheirishole

Good job. Now the dog will chew on the pipe when he is bored.


KeziaTML

Seems like a great way to give a dog a justifiable life long fear of vacuums.


Bozzz1

In that brief moment, an entire lifetime of being afraid of the vacuum cleaner was totally validated.


niteox

All fun and games until the dog catches that damn vacuum unawares and murders it spectacularly. Is the dog good or bad then?


Opening_Interaction3

“Leave the sucking to me😉”


totallynotalaskan

Lol, my dog hates the vacuum and he’ll try to bite the hose, nozzle AND main vacuum part (even though all three are too big for his terrier-sized mouth lol)


Zandrick

I like how the dog barks at it as he puts it away liked “yeah, and stay out!” Lol


Nightmare_King

"Yo Jason, just be careful, ok? I'm watching you, so you know, you'll be alright, just JASON OMG I'M COMING! I'LL SAVE YOU! I'LL GET IT OFF YOU! OH. Oh, it was a joke, huh? Yeah, really funny. You jerk. I'll fucking destroy that thing, I swear to God."


unarox

Don’t encourage aggressive behavior… I’m sorry to say I know second hand what it does to a dog after a while.


RainbowTressym

As a dog groomer, thank you for recognizing that this is encouraging behavioral issues. Stuff like this and "bite the water from the hose!" makes me cringe because I know how difficult it makes my job when they come in.


AlecW11

And I know first hand fucking around and playing with your dog doesn’t make it an aggressive psycho dog.


ricky_hammers

"Don't do anything, ever" - that one loser in every Reddit thread


Blackshirts98

Especially if it involves dogs


Wepmajoe

I make sure to never touch or look at my dog for fear of what hell it will unleash


ArabianAftershock

Honestly I assumed this is an instinct kicking in where the dog probably is in the same mindset as a dog that would be prying a snake off its owner, not random aggression


TippyToeBoscoe

I wanna save that hottie too 🤤


OhiobornCAraised

I protect my daddy!


ThePerfectGiftSite

u/savevideo


wraithshand

Obviously staged. /s


Wise_Screen_3511

I like how the dog just dances in place all surprised for a second


Count_Bacon

That’s a brave dog, all dogs hate vacuum cleaners ya know?


TILied

Upvote because pocket Thor