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Don't sit on the roof.

Don't sit on the roof.

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No one raised the roof. That's why


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MrGMinor

Please. Stop.


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"GET OFF THE SHED!"


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The hamburger train has pulled into bun station!!


babrowski

How isn't this higher


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We live in a world of mysteries


Gordondel

That one guy jumping in excitement...


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Every time the gif starts you look at someone different. Everyone has a different reaction. There is one guy who is still dancing regardless.


downvotemeufags

Inside he's freaking out about how horrible it is... But the molly ain't got time for that shit, the molly wants to fucking dance!!!


unknown_name

[Source page.](https://mobile.twitter.com/DubVPartyCrew/status/709062790389039104)


takeabreather

Yeah that was my friends' garage. None of them (except one girl who was in her room studying) were there when this happened. The idiots who let this happen also flooded the area when they tried to build an above ground pool.


matchbox2323

wait you know the owner of the roof? WTF were they doing on his roof?!


takeabreather

I know the renters. The owner owns a few houses in that area. One of the renters of another one of the houses was throwing the party and people started going on the roofs.


uk4220

Ah the old, "I wasn't partying, I was studying quietly in my room" excuse.


BeyondtheLurk

ECW,ECW,ECW!!!!!


SlickCock

Damn must have been stick framed with rafters, engineered trusses wouldn't cave like that.


Star_Tropic

It is in San Luis Obispo CA at a Cal Poly St. Patties day party. It's funny because Cal Poly produces a lot of engineers.


KR60

*Paddy's


PacoDaTaco15

>St. Fratty's FTFY As in Frat parties galore....


SlickCock

In my experience engineers do a lot of Math not a lot of building.


bivendan

Confused by your comment; you sound bitter. Are the engineers supposed to nail everything together, personally? Can't imagine the engineer, after doing the math, would've ever recommended those people sit on that roof, whether he/she did the building of it or not.


SlickCock

I was just saying an engineer likely didn't build that garage.


bivendan

Gotcha. 100% chance there was an engineer involved if it's a building that's properly permitted (even if just an add-on to a house), especially in a state like CA with heavy regulation. The real problem is that engineers don't design garage roofs to handle that kind of loading. As an engineer, I'm used to doing the calculations and telling everyone what is safe and what is not and letting them decide what to do with the information. The actual engineer who did the calculations for that structure, if he happened to be standing there, would've ordered everyone off of that roof at the risk losing his/her license.


SlickCock

No no I'm saying an engineer didn't build that garage and beyond maybe their own projects engineers don't build anything. Engineers do the Math and the men do the building and frankly without quality control and oversight the Math doesn't really matter.


youcantstop11

No but an engineer was definitely involved in the making of this too serious/literal reddit back and forth


bivendan

The problem there isn't the quality control. Without 100 people on that roof, it'll never collapse doing its function as the roof of a basic shelter. Engineer -> Contractor -> Inspector Those steps mean that the engineer never has to set foot in something he/she designs for it to be made correctly. To think that every engineer must personally inspect everything is absurd. Engineers have to come up with the plan of what needs to be inspected in order for their design and calculations to have value


SlickCock

Once again engineers do the Math and skilled tradesman build, we can circle jerk this all day but we are both at the same conclusion.


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Star_Tropic

They call it "st. fratties day" at the campus. I type-o'ed and carried it over.


havereddit

Bunch of University students can't figure out that garage roofs are designed to hold up shingles, rain, snow and not much else....


H-townwx91

The roof! The roof! The roof is on fire! No it just fell


Diametrically_Quiet

All these college students, and not a single structural engineer in the group.


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fuck that! i'd be pisssssed if that was mine


Xrocool1

My question is this.... was it a Modern Engineer that designed it? If so theres you problem. Or was it a older known good design put together by modern contractors? If so theres your problem. Or maybe there were a bunch of morons on the roof and the quaility of the materials used were of substandard quality. If so theres your problem.