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LesheroJuaker

No joke this really inspired me and made me smile


Greentextbo

The crushing nothingness of the universe that subjects us to all forms of cruelty without thought or malice: “GIVE UP!!!!!!” The human spirit surpassing nature and all logic to find a reason to keep going and be happy: “No.”


stringbones

Very based. I am proud of you.


WrightNottwell

The Absurd: Nooo! you're not supposed to find happiness in your meaningless task! Sisyphus: Boulder go Vroom !


Asikar_Tehjan

Weird seeing an HFY post in here


HentaiEquality

What gif is this called?


rephlexi0n

Frank castle/the punisher wait wait wait


HentaiEquality

Thanks daddy


rephlexi0n

I will not encourage your tendencies however I aprrecuatw the comment


HentaiEquality

How far can you squirt?


rephlexi0n

26 light years


AstroRaviol

WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out of head and shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops to the floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face with boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton of milk, drinks all of it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like dog HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like dog, rips off pants, heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head with hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes go out of skull and back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top of head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound of mouth harp as body is straightened out, floating a foot above the ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries to aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table and ground, springs back upward at an incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards them ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out of corpse with a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at the mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews and starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar of coins, suspended half a metre in the air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up and down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle and turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY


I-AM-PIRATE

Ahoy AstroRaviol! Nay bad but me wasn't convinced. Give this a sail: WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOIING eyes bulge out o' head n' shoot forward at 120 mph AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA jaw drops t' thar floor, tongue rolls out a foot forward WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF punches self in face wit' boxing glove five times HOOLEY DOOLEY pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out ARF ARF ARF ARF pulls out comically large carton o' milk, drinks all o' it spilling it everywhere EEEE-AW EEEE-AW wolf whistle BWOOOAAGHHH tiny cupid shoots a arrow through heart GUHGUHGUHGUHGUH rubs ass on ground like parrot HAHT MAMA eyes turn into slot machine slots WOWZA! tapdancing sounds, running in a circle JEEPERS HEEPERS pants like parrot, rips off pants, heart in thar shape o' a heart starts beating so hard ye can see it through shirt BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM slams fists on table rattling any silverware or plates DUUUUUUHHHH bashes own head wit' hammer 5 times OOOOOHHHH me’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ slams chair on table BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK old-timey car horn sound, tongue straightens out like wooden board, eyes sail out o' skull n' back in like paddleballs CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA fireworks shoot from top o' head PHWOAARRR sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA sound o' mouth harp as body be straightened out, floating a foot above thar ground JEEZ LOUISE propeller spins on hat comically WOWEEE gets massive erection, tries t' aggressively push it back down into pants OINKA OINKA pulls out massive drum, starts beating it excessively HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA HUBBA jumps on table, smashes through table n' ground, springs back upward at a incredible velocity HAHEEEEEE pupils fly away from eyes, eyes snap forward towards 'em ARROOOOOOOOOO AROOOOOOOOOO fucking dies, ghost goes out o' corpse wit' a lyre, body pulls ghost back into body WHADDA DAAAAME starts foaming at thar mouth HUUUUUUUURRRRRR furiously turns crank on machine that hits hands on table GRRRR BARK BARK BARK head unscrews n' starts rotating BUH-DOOIIOIOIOING starts rattling like a jar o' coins, suspended half a metre in thar air DING DING DING DING DING DING starts bouncing up n' down at a high speed, starts boiling like tea kettle n' turning red HOOOLY MOOOOLY


converter-bot

120 mph is 193.12 km/h


Oli_Epic

The philosophical line of thinking is called Absurdism if anyone cares


Gladian

Is there a subreddit with those kind of memes?


Fuzz-E_2

SOMEone watched Gurren Lagan. Or read some philosophy or sum shit idk.


Sauronxx

The most based thing I’ve ever heard


JohnPershavac

This post goes hard, feel free to spite the world with your continued existence and development


Joe_Knutter

WHY CANT I DOWNLOD STUPID AUUTO MODDER ,😡😡😡