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Go to the YouTube comments section and do that, not here. ⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢟⣛⣛⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⡿⣫⣶⣿⣿⡯⡯⣻⣆⢍⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢰⣿⢱⣿⡿⣽⢝⢮⡺⢰⢹⡳⣦⣙⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⢘⢯⡻⡽⡝⣗⢽⢱⡑⣘⢜⢎⢮⢮⢻⢦⣍⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣷⣌⣊⣌⠪⢊⡊⢌⠘⢜⢜⢜⢕⠵⡝⡮⡪⣗⢴⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣌⢂⠪⢪⢣⡫⡎⡗⣝⢮⢺⢜⢦⡙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⡐⢕⢕⢝⢮⡪⡎⣗⢝⢮⢺⡢⡩⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠡⡃⢗⢵⢹⢜⢎⡗⡧⡫⣞⢔⢻⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢇⠜⡘⡜⡎⡎⠇⣇⢯⢺⢪⡳⡐⢿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢫⡲⡣⡃⡂⡂⠢⡨⡜⣞⢼⢕⢗⣝⢵⠹⢿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣰⣿⢪⢊⡢⡲⣸⢹⢜⣕⢧⡳⡹⣕⢕⢗⢧⡃⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⡽⣊⢮⢮⡫⣞⡼⣕⢧⡳⡭⡳⣕⢽⡱⡓⣸⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⡿⡍⣾⣽⣳⢽⣕⣟⢮⢗⣝⢮⢳⢕⢧⡫⡊⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡜⠇⣹⢾⢽⢽⡺⡮⣏⢗⡵⡝⣎⢗⣕⠇⣺⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⡌⢏⢯⢳⢝⢞⢎⡗⡵⡝⣎⢧⠣⣱⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⠳⠹⣪⡫⡣⡵⡝⣎⢧⠣⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⣴⣆⣠⣤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣻⣿⣯⣘⠹⣧⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠿⢿⣿⣷⣾⣯⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⠜⣿⡍⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⣿⠁⠀⠘⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⡟⠃⡄⠀⠘⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⣿⣁⣋⣈ ⣤⣮⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎ ‎‎‎‎‎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀ ⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟ ⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀ ⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⡿⠋⠁⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠻⣷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣿⠇⠀⢀⣴⣶⡾⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⣀⣀⣸⡿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⣷⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⡟⠛⣿⡇⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀ ⢀⣿⠀⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⢸⣿⠀⢸⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟ ⢸⣿⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀ ⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿ ⠀⠀. ⢀⡔⠋⢉⠩⡉⠛⠛⠛⠉⣉⣉⠒⠒⡦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⠀⠀⠠⢃⣉⣀⡀⠂⠀⠀⠄⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⢱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⡰⠟⣀⢀⣒⠐⠛⡛⠳⢭⠆⠀⠤⡶⠿⠛⠂⠀⢈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ....⢸⢈⢘⢠⡶⢬⣉⠉⠀⠀⡤⠄⠀⠀⠣⣄⠐⠚⣍⢘⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⢫⡊⠀⠹⡦⢼⣍⠓⢲⠥⢍⣁⣒⣊⣀⡬⢴⢿⠈⡜⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠹⡄⠀⠘⢾⡉⠙⡿⠶⢤⣷⣤⣧⣤⣷⣾⣿⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀. .⠘⠦⡠⢀⠍⡒⠧⢄⣀⣁⣀⣏⣽⣹⠽.⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀... . . ⣷⣶⣿⣷⠈⠑⠪⢔⡁⠦⠀⢀⡤⠤⠤⠄ ⢸⣿. ⢀⣿⡇⠀⠀. ⠑⠲⣀⣀⣀ ⣀⣀⣀⠔⠁⠀⠀⠀⢴⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣆ ⢸⣿. ⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⡇⣀⣠⣴⣾⣮⣝⠿⠿⠿⣻⡟ ⢸⣿ ⠀⠘⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠉⠀ ⠸⣿⠀⠀⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠻⣷⣶⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⢠⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣛⣛⣻⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣼⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⡿ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⡾⠿⠿⠿⠿⢶⣦⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣀⣈⣻⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣾⡇⠀⠀⣾⣟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠙⠛⢷⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⢀⣤⣴⣶⣿⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⢹⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 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⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢿⣿⡿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣷⡌⢻ ⣿⣿⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⡅⡇⠰⣶⣤⣭⣭⣭⣭⣉⣘⣛⣋⣼ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⢉⠙⠛⠛⠁⣿⣿⠁⠇⣸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⡀⢀⣀⣠⣴⣾⣶⣶⣦⣤⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿


TheScabYouPickOn

Getting circumcised is amazing. I have extensive connections within the Israeli government now and save 2 minutes in the shower daily


Memodun

That’s 912.5 hours of your life. Capital!


TheScabYouPickOn

912.5 hours i've spent well on furry porn


KspMakesMeHard

That's it??


TheScabYouPickOn

sounds like you've spent even more on jebediah kerman 😳😳😳


Makingnamesishard12

Jeb is basic af, Bill is the hottest kerbal you uncultured swines


Atomick_

implying ~~he showers every day~~ i can read


Memodun

>daily


HypnoSkales

2 seconds \*


SaulGoodmanGaming

My penis is so incredibly large that I need 2min just to soak it.


Luddveeg

Thanks for the valuable input SaulGoodmanGaming


ewoo9

do you think that people with foreskin needf to deepscrub it every day?


UsualIdeal

Not being circumcised makes you become hunter from left 4 dead 2


Death_Is_Overrated

Not being circumcised turns you into a hunter from Halo


funny_haha_account

Not being circumcised makes you become hunter from bloodborne


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hello i am hunter from left 4 dead 2


jeffman2904

Helo, I’m hunter from Halo 3


Death_Is_Overrated

Hello, I'm a hunter from halo 5 and am on crack


notusedusername2

Hi On Crack, I'm hunter


SpaceCowboy73

Hi Hunter, I'm Dad


temmieTheLord2

hood means hunter from left 4 dead 2


FateOfFrost

con: you will scream


TheRealOttomanCat

pro: you will scream


strock3

pro: you will cream


HebrewDude

pro: early access to booze


Cognitohazard-78

con: chafing


dersaspyoverher

pro: genital mutilation of babies


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Fun_Journalist_7878

Damn its almost like when u r conditioned to believe something is normal, you wont mind it, even despite the questionable ethics of it. Next youll discover that the meat industry is bad, probs.


jeijeogiw7i39euyc5cb

>questionable ethics Holy shit half lif referce?!?!!!???


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sprucecopse

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DougWalkerLover

I think circumcision is really strange, and probably immoral, I don't think I'd circumcize my kid. Personally, I am circumcised, though I don't hold a grudge or anything, in fact I do believe my parents choice was, in their mind, for my own good. You see I will say there are places where not being circumcized results in social ostracization, which is probably worse than what might come of circumcision. You can say "well we need to shift society" but ya know, nobody wants to make their kid the guinea pig martyr in the war against circumcision and nobody wants to be one. I know I've personally had experiences where partners were glad I was circumcised, to some an uncircumcised phallus is unpleasant.


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SparrowInWhite

You just need to wash it bro 💀


gabagool03

Dude is the Sultan of Smegma


Red_Crow_17

I actually don’t shower, to stay in touch with my Chakra


Fox1909

💀


unrenewable_resource

Then make the decision to remove your fore skin own rather than forcing other people to do so.


Red_Crow_17

I’m not, people can do whatever they want. Maybe it’s just where I live but nobody wants to be uncut here


SigmaMale111

I think this mf tryna get as much downvote as possible


TerraLord8

Bro the reddit hivemind at it again, have a brain


Red_Crow_17

Yeah I’m honestly pretty surprised at the response I got, I knew some people were against it but damn. I was just stating that neither I, or any of my friends, wish we were uncut


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ThatMemeyDude

I am John Kellogg’s worst nightmare


Afraid_Prize_6853

Dick cheese


ThatMemeyDude

Non-showering mf’s when Sex 2 requires bathing Core i9 to run


Afraid_Prize_6853

Fuck didn’t upgrade self, give me a second have to go to cryopods


TheConsumer1262

People with circumsions seething when they find out you lose nerve endings and will never get that feeling back 😱😱😱


SoCool-

You can get re circumcised


SamTheHuman1139

💳💥💳💥💳💥


swegmesterflex

how to get re circumstances Google


BannedForATypo

Bro you just typed that in the Reddit comment section instead of typing in the Google search bar 🤦


White_carson

idk man jacking off still feels good


Jaquestrap

And I can still technically enjoy eating ever since I cut my lips off, but it ain't really the same.


White_carson

Can't tell so idc. Not in favor of doing it to new babies, but it doesn't feel bad unless you're an adult when it happens


Jaquestrap

Yeah well people aren't criticizing circumcision to make circumcized dudes feel bad, they're criticizing it in order to stop the practice.


Nowarclasswar

Jokes on you, I have too much sensation without the extra skin


FrankHorrigan2173

This presupposes I have sex, which I do not.


Luddveeg

What nerve endings


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cloudhype

Cut people arguing with that fact because they have a misplaced sense of pride in their missing foreskin:


Uncle_Slippy_Fist

Do you actually believe this? lmao, you are the minority my mutilated bro.


KaiserVonKrauts2

i am mutilated yes but you dont have access to israeli nuclear weapons so???


SkShark23

Pro: I can hide snakcs in it


strock3

wallet


strock3

pro: there are none


Finnick-420

pro: you can go longer without showering. apparently military dudes who know in advance that they won’t shower for the next month or two will often get circumcised to make their body odor less horrendous then it already is


BeenEatinBeans

Maybe just don't go around sniffing dicks then


SpaceXMemelord

no 😎


I-collect-dick-pics

phimosis but yeah, for children, probably not


Luddveeg

Well I am a child who had severe phimosis so it ended up being a pro for me


I-collect-dick-pics

yeah, but you can't even detect phimosis at birth, I'm mostly referring to the at birth removing of foreskin just for the fuck of it


Luddveeg

Yeah that's bullshit


Nowarclasswar

[reduces penile cancer rates](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3139859/) [Male circumcision can reduce a man's risk of acquiring HIV infection by 50 to 60 percent during sex](https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.cdc.gov/nchhstp/newsroom/docs/factsheets/MC-for-HIV-Prevention-Fact-Sheet_508.pdf&ved=2ahUKEwiUjqjBz7n1AhXQjokEHee_BdMQFnoECAMQBg&usg=AOvVaw0mtImP-gW5KAnphrIzAaxe)


bobbyboob6

wow if you cut something off it won't get cancer. i wonder if that works with lungs?


Nowarclasswar

Ah yes, penile cancer effects only the foreskin.


JimmyYeetron

but cancer is awesome (breaking bad reference)


MissingNerd

I think you can easily prevent the second one by just asking people if they have aids before sex


Nowarclasswar

Because people don't lie?


MissingNerd

Maybe you shouldn't have sex with people that lie to you


Nowarclasswar

Do you have some magical power to detect lies lol by their very nature, they're unknown to you


The_Exile1066

Genital mutilation


waste-of-beath

🤤


Ninrd

hmmm wonder what the hood and no hood on the two dudes represents


Elmo_The_Eskimo

Dark side and light side


ghostmetalblack

Pros: God of Abraham recognizes you Cons: No more free dick cheese


TDW-301

Infographics is shit


JimmyYeetron

the infographics show making their 2647486th video about john borgensaw the ball gargler, infamous serial killer with 721 murders


HIGH_HEAT

Professional circumcision was once a booming business. I don’t know of many cons in the industry performing back alley circumcisions. /s


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Violently masturbating in front of another


yerboyemanlybananas

Pros and Cons? i only know about NOOBS and PROS


ToxicSeymour

Fuckers stole my foreskin give it back


InTheWithywindle

I'm a pro at circumcision.


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Fun fact, if you're uncircumcised you can use the extra skin as a hoodie to protect your head from the elements.


Yerga_Dergen

Unless you live in 2000 b.c. Israel where you live in the desert and don't have access to appropriate hygiene products, then no, there are no pros.


chef_jeff_likes_yeet

average r/ unpopularopinions post


colzd123

Pro: Money (you have unlocked Jewish) 💀💀💀


TheWhicher_Statement

I'm circumcised and I honestly don't care about it.


_RainyDayz

Mfs be zamning in the thumbnail


mightiestpumpkin

Using such a topic, I would like to announce that I am giving away 10 foreskins on my Reddit page. All you have to do is message me something gay and send a picture of your house I will announce the winner in 3 days on livestream!!! May the foreskin be with you


MoonMaiden413

NoOoOoOoOoOo YOU CAN'T CUT OFF EVERYONE'S WEE-WEES


Itz-Sandman

What's circumcision?


wikipedia_answer_bot

**Circumcision is the removal of the foreskin from the human penis. In the most common procedure the foreskin is extended with forceps (in pre-pubescent children its adhesion to the glans must also be broken with a probe), then a circumcision device may be placed, after which the foreskin is excised.** More details here: *This comment was left automatically (by a bot). If I don't get this right, don't get mad at me, I'm still learning!* [^(opt out)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/ozztfy/post_for_opting_out/) ^(|) [^(delete)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot/comments/q79g2t/delete_feature_added/) ^(|) [^(report/suggest)](https://www.reddit.com/r/wikipedia_answer_bot) ^(|) [^(GitHub)](https://github.com/TheBugYouCantFix/wiki-reddit-bot)


ppineconed

good bot


chrisserung

Child abuse


pok3mngamer

When you cut off the skin on the tip of your dick and it’s usually done to babys and is cruel


LordIggy88

Con: no more midnight 🧀


m_lord6

- Pros : Allah will give me jannah 😊 - Cons : no yummy cheese 😔


JoJodge

you cant spell circumcision without cum 💔


masr223

Phimosis gang rise up


Mikolasz

Cir-what?-cision


TheRealSU

Uncircumcised mfs when Santa doesn't bring them foreskins for Christmas


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usernametakenexe

Dream is uncircumcised😱😱


Jackpen19

Team Uncircumcised


GhostNinja4Dawin

isn't this the channel with dozens of videos all about "the most evil man"


PrivatePickle109

When it comes to circumsicion I'm a pro😎


socknsandal

im something of a circumcision pro myself


potatoeman26

Pros: become god Cons: only a few


MrChilll

Cons: you can wrap yourself up like a cocoon


Devintye

Clever to make one have a hoodie on and the other not


iiiiiggggg

iveseen this one already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!3 why you showing me ikt again!35


Alone_Spell9525

Yeah, I’m a Circumcision Pro 😎


777karma777

Cons 😈


Crookiee

Pro: when it’s cold you got the hoodie


Greentextbo

Why the hell are people so up in arms about circumcision? I understand engaging in a debate about the ethics of circumcision, I get that. What I’m talking about is how uncircumcised people act like the enlightened few, like they’re gods chosen people who shame the circumcised. Then circumcised people get super defensive and go “uh… we’ll no m-muh dick cheese” The narcissism of small differences is real.


Adsylrod

Average circumcised person ^


TheConsumer1262

This poor baby got his foreskin chewed off by a priest. 😭😭😭 😱🙏🏽🙏🏽 #stopcircumsiontoday


Greentextbo

I done got bit by a copperhead, And it took off my 4skins


TheConsumer1262

Oh no it looks like it also left permanent brain dmg too 😭😭


Greentextbo

Nah, That was a separate incident when I slipped around in the bathtub


Clearbean

dik chese


Greentextbo

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Kuroi_Kemuri

You can already tell they didn't even read all of your comment. I guess it's got something to do with porn and how they always show huge and circumcised dicks, which is why you always see posts like "ancient greek people liked smaller dicks more!!1!" Or "circumcised people can literally get cancer and don't enjoy sex!!" Which usually get upvoted to hell because it makes people feel better about themselves, while this complex shouldn't even be a thing in the first place. I'm circumcised and I don't mind eitherway.


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manobataibuvodu

it's pretty weird to think that if I was born in usa I'd be missing a part of my dick


TerraLord8

Facts. >70% of Americans are circumsised idk what the fuck these clowns are on about. Their like white supremacists but fire skins


RandomMexicanGuy07

in all seriousness, i don't know what all the fuss is about, i honesty prefer not having a weird piece of skin on the tip of my verga


JustKebab

"not having a weird piece of skin on the tip of my verga" mfs when I rip their eyelids off (now they want a weird piece of skin on them)


RandomMexicanGuy07

eyelids are necessary tho¿


Tomato_skins

Nah fam just squirt lotion into your eyeballs. They’ll keratinize anyway.


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TerraLord8

These guys are actually insane. Wtf is wrong with these r/gayspiderbrothel people??? I was under the impression that this was a good sub but these idiots are probably the retarded 1%


SCP-079NotActually

It’s a Shitposting sub. We attract everyone


Green_Razor0

This shit is fucking hilarious bro I read all the comments and laughed at almost every one