I remember back in late 90’s one of my friends dads co-workers played magic and we went over to his apartment and had cards all over the place(floor included). He started around unlimited.
I think about this alot.
like… how do people live like that? With magic cards just on the floor? All of my cards are either in decks or boxes, sorted by color…
OP please invest in a card box in addition to whatever games you want to pick up, I beg of you!
God of warshing that fuckin carpet
(Read as Goofy)
Ninja edit: jfc my screen was dim, you need to see someone. Ngl we’re all joking here but if you’re putting off the dusting and sanitation job in this fashion, you should really assess your status and see someone about your mental health.
Lots of us have been there, it sometimes takes an outside voice to let you know what your situation is becoming.
Jesus someone on that sub literally asked for tips on how to not have a pile of laundry on their floor. When did doing laundry become some sort of life hack
Depression is a debilitating bitch; it can add a filter to your eyes to see a mess as normal or enough of a deterrent to just ignore it subconciously.
Perhaps not OP's case, but I'm just throwing out another possible cause as I've been in those shoes as shameful as it is to admit.
Depression here: I may have clutter that I can't yet tackle, but I'll at least push the mess out of the way of the field of view if I'm taking a photo 😂.
It's not shameful to admit, we go through stuff and we shouldn't be ashamed for it. We should take pride in overcoming it and we should applaud the people who openly talk about it.
You're right about the kids bedroom part.
But that's exactly my point. If your entertainment stand is the cleanest thing in your whole house and still looked like that. What would your bathroom and kitchen look like.
But again, probably a kids room. Though I never got a TV that size when I was a kid
I've been inside roughly 2k houses in my line of work in the last five years or so. About 20% have this level of dust or worse. So OP isn't some insane outlier for your typical home, at least.
I’m a paramedic, lots of houses are this level or worse.
I have two dogs and two cats, while my dust isn’t this bad it gets this bad in like 3 weeks max if I don’t stay on top of it. I honestly don’t want to see what the top of my bookshelves currently have since I haven’t gotten up there to dust in a while…guess I know what I’m doing tomorrow.
I inspected barracks in the army and came to say the same thing. It depressed ME seeing some of those rooms and what some of those people were going through. I don’t think OP deserves to get dragged like this, but idk what they expected.
"This lower 8th of the screen isn't important, it's only blocking the view a little!"
Meanwhile it's the most common place games put vital information like the map, your health bar, ammunition counter, clock, selected equipment, literally all closed captioning.
But no go ahead and block it it's fine.
My 65" TV had some of the edge lights burn out. So I can't see about 8 inches of the left side of the screen. I decided to just keep using it and save the money till the rest burn out. Anyway, I've been playing Horizon forbidden West and I can't see my health bar or selected item at all. It's been difficult so say the least. I almost beat the game and the rest burned out. So now I have to wait till I get around to buying a new tv.
When I had a ps3 used to have an old TV that had some trouble with the rca connector, so sometimes would lose the color and it would be black and white. Played the final battle of MGS3 in black and white and was an extreme challenge.
Lol my guy came here looking for game recommendations and got roasted.
For the game I recommend Horizon Zero Dawn
For the dust I recommend vacuum at least once a week. Carpet holds a ton of dust so it might look clean but still needs to be vacuumed.
Second HZD easily my top PS4 game. If you’re unsure, it reminded me of Breath of the Wild without shrines/puzzles. More story rich and fully voice acted.
I think your friend got a bad deal. He kept his ps4 clean. Ps4 makes lots of noise overtime collecting dust but i give it 1 week and its gonna sound like a jet. For real ,when there is spider web and that amount of dust everywhere ,you should slack on gaming and start cleaning.
Forreal, OP. If you dislike dusting more than once a year, at least put a microfiber cloth over your PS4 when it's not in use. That is one console you want to baby as much as possible. I give it a month before you need to use a headset to play it over the noise of the fan, half a year before you're taking it to a shop to be cleaned out from overheating.
Jokes aside, clean the the shelf, if you don’t want you ps4 to collect dust overtime, and clean your room , I could never be able to play games in a dirty room
Came here to say this. Handhelds have become so freakishly expensive during covid, I's probably trade my PS4 for a good condition GBA.
Also, insert alle the dust and clean your room jokes here.
That ps4 will accumulate dust fast. Vacuum and dust at least once a week and you have that thing for years. Leave as is and you’ll be lucky to make a single year
Idk I’m too busy thinking of the lone blue shoe, also idk because I don’t know what games you have. A quick no knowledge answer, Skyrim, dragon age inquisition and mass effect collection
Brah stop giving people that play magic a bad name and keep your damn shit clean. How could you ever have someone over and feel good about this? I Imagine playing a coop game and this person handing you the dusty Cheeto covered in grease bs controller. It takes 10 minutes to keep your room ans gaming setups clean
I'd venture a guess that depression and lack of self-pride is the debilitation causing them to see a mess as normal; perhaps they realize it to be an issue, but in their head see it as a "why even bother?" type of situation. It's not right, but this one variable likely stems from a range of other issues going on in OP's life that the majority here are unsolicitly throwing judgement and armchair evaluations on (*myself not excluded from that group*).
First you need to play Bloodborne. After you beat that there is this game called Bloodborne. Then if you 100% that game I recommend Bloodborne. And another game that’s the greatest game of all time is PS4 exclusive; it’s called Bloodborne. I’d give that one a go as well. Did I mention Bloodborne?
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He should get a better place for his cards first
Ye he should. Like my house. Send em to me OP!
He had a place for those cards but then spiders moved in and kicked those cards to the ground to build their spider webs.
That shit is as much of a trigger warning as watching a 90s pro game.
You don't keep your trading cards under a shoe?
and what’s the random shoe doing there
Chucked at him for playing games and not dusting of course!!
its not doin a damn thing! Its a loafer. Ill see myself out.
And clean up that dust while you're at it. Whatever game you play, trust me, you will enjoy more in a clean space.
Not to mention that prolonged exposure to dust might damage your console.
and can be detrimental to your health. less important than the consoles but still!
TIL that kids these days refer to lungs as «consoles»
No video games until you clean your room.
Why is that the first thing I thought too
r/mtggore
r/subsithoughtifellfor
Seriously, it’s probably chaff but I still shouldn’t be everywhere.
My OCD went through the roof looking at it They’re just tossed around like they’re cardboard or something
I remember back in late 90’s one of my friends dads co-workers played magic and we went over to his apartment and had cards all over the place(floor included). He started around unlimited. I think about this alot.
If my kid ever said "We are going to [my friends dads coworkers] house" i would have immediately said.. "get ur ass home before you get trafficked".
Came here to make sure this was the top comment.
Yep. Me too.
Go ahead. Start gathering.
Those are his floor magic cards. It's an aesthetic choice.
Came here to say this.
and get a duster!
like… how do people live like that? With magic cards just on the floor? All of my cards are either in decks or boxes, sorted by color… OP please invest in a card box in addition to whatever games you want to pick up, I beg of you!
Came here to say this. This is giving me the creeps!
Treat your things with respect. And you may learn how to be a good person
A game called *The Legend of the Vacuum Cleaner and the Lysol Wipes*
God of dusting
Son of Dyson
Microsoft Cleaning Simulator
Last of Dust
Horizon Zero Dust
Cleaning Protocol
The world before cleaning
Outer Wipes
Dust stranding
Call of Dusting: Modern Cleaning 2
God of warshing that fuckin carpet (Read as Goofy) Ninja edit: jfc my screen was dim, you need to see someone. Ngl we’re all joking here but if you’re putting off the dusting and sanitation job in this fashion, you should really assess your status and see someone about your mental health. Lots of us have been there, it sometimes takes an outside voice to let you know what your situation is becoming.
God of chores?
Banish dirt to the land of wind and ghosts.
This would bring me so much joy to clean. That ps4 won’t last another year sitting on dust like that
Hey now, those blue shoes are a level 79 magical item that only the most advanced players ever get to see
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Seriously clean your shit lol
There's a shoe on the magic
Cake
r/NeckbeardNests
Jesus someone on that sub literally asked for tips on how to not have a pile of laundry on their floor. When did doing laundry become some sort of life hack
Right, I'm going in. Wish me luck.
Came to say to buy a Swifter first.
Yesssss, came here to say this
Lol I was going to say “start with cleaning your room” so glad it wasn’t just me
This got me lol
I heard swiffer sweeper 2.0 is good
I don’t even wanna know what those drips are down the front of the cabinet
Looking for this comment 😂
Agreed. Undusting Simulator 1&2, Tidy Up My Shit Extreme and if you have some leftover money: A PC.
You cannot have posted this without knowing you were gonna get slapped because of how disgusting your entertainment center is.
How to say you're single without saying you're single
Bro I'm single and my TV/entertainment stand is probably the cleanest and best-looking thing in my whole house. This screams kid's bedroom with TV
Depression is a debilitating bitch; it can add a filter to your eyes to see a mess as normal or enough of a deterrent to just ignore it subconciously. Perhaps not OP's case, but I'm just throwing out another possible cause as I've been in those shoes as shameful as it is to admit.
Depression here: I may have clutter that I can't yet tackle, but I'll at least push the mess out of the way of the field of view if I'm taking a photo 😂.
I am also guilty of having done this at one point. 😅
This 100%.
It's not shameful to admit, we go through stuff and we shouldn't be ashamed for it. We should take pride in overcoming it and we should applaud the people who openly talk about it.
You're right about the kids bedroom part. But that's exactly my point. If your entertainment stand is the cleanest thing in your whole house and still looked like that. What would your bathroom and kitchen look like. But again, probably a kids room. Though I never got a TV that size when I was a kid
It’s even worse if it’s a kids room imo though. That means the parents either don’t clean or they don’t care if their kids do. Or both.
I know bro, but honestly this looks like a man-child’s basement hole. It’s so damm filthy.
Lol, do you need a significant other to tell you to clean your shit?
This picture says depression more than bachelor to me tbh.
Why is it always depression? I can have rooms like this from time to time and think it all looks ok, but not because I'm depressed.
Single doesn't mean a person has to live in filth. I was single before and my apartment stayed as clean as possible.
That's not a single thing. This human was raised by animals.
How to say you have depression without saying you have depression.
I've been inside roughly 2k houses in my line of work in the last five years or so. About 20% have this level of dust or worse. So OP isn't some insane outlier for your typical home, at least.
I’m a paramedic, lots of houses are this level or worse. I have two dogs and two cats, while my dust isn’t this bad it gets this bad in like 3 weeks max if I don’t stay on top of it. I honestly don’t want to see what the top of my bookshelves currently have since I haven’t gotten up there to dust in a while…guess I know what I’m doing tomorrow.
I inspected barracks in the army and came to say the same thing. It depressed ME seeing some of those rooms and what some of those people were going through. I don’t think OP deserves to get dragged like this, but idk what they expected.
What’s with people blocking their screen
Psychopaths. I should know.
"This lower 8th of the screen isn't important, it's only blocking the view a little!" Meanwhile it's the most common place games put vital information like the map, your health bar, ammunition counter, clock, selected equipment, literally all closed captioning. But no go ahead and block it it's fine.
He moved it to dust
Well we all know that’s not true
Nvm see what you mean. Pray to God it's temporary
I could never. What if a vital resource goes in that corner?
You wouldn't know, its blocked!
Gods, no!
My 65" TV had some of the edge lights burn out. So I can't see about 8 inches of the left side of the screen. I decided to just keep using it and save the money till the rest burn out. Anyway, I've been playing Horizon forbidden West and I can't see my health bar or selected item at all. It's been difficult so say the least. I almost beat the game and the rest burned out. So now I have to wait till I get around to buying a new tv.
That's some next level challenge. I hope your next set serves you well.
When I had a ps3 used to have an old TV that had some trouble with the rca connector, so sometimes would lose the color and it would be black and white. Played the final battle of MGS3 in black and white and was an extreme challenge.
Set your ps4 screen edges on the settings!! Same thing happened to me burned edges on tv Fix the tv edge limit
Clean your freaking room. Available at all platforms.
That game has incredible graphics!!
Has satisfying dust particles physics too!
I find the gameplay loop quite boring however
Rated Pegi PWDCTR: People Who Don't Clean Their Room
No gaming for you untill you clean your room, ya filthy animal
One that comes with some Lysol wipes.
Lol my guy came here looking for game recommendations and got roasted. For the game I recommend Horizon Zero Dawn For the dust I recommend vacuum at least once a week. Carpet holds a ton of dust so it might look clean but still needs to be vacuumed.
Definitely Horizon. Definitely Vacuum/Dust.
By the way his home looks I can guarantee he already has zero Dawn…..
Second HZD easily my top PS4 game. If you’re unsure, it reminded me of Breath of the Wild without shrines/puzzles. More story rich and fully voice acted.
I think your friend got a bad deal. He kept his ps4 clean. Ps4 makes lots of noise overtime collecting dust but i give it 1 week and its gonna sound like a jet. For real ,when there is spider web and that amount of dust everywhere ,you should slack on gaming and start cleaning.
Forreal, OP. If you dislike dusting more than once a year, at least put a microfiber cloth over your PS4 when it's not in use. That is one console you want to baby as much as possible. I give it a month before you need to use a headset to play it over the noise of the fan, half a year before you're taking it to a shop to be cleaned out from overheating.
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A feather duster
Wipeout HD
more like WipeYourRoom HD. WipeOut is actually great tho, I wish that series wasn't dead.
I will never understand people posting pics of they dirty shit. Like, you know wtf we're gonna say.
Because this thread is 🍿
This thread is popcorn?
They have a shaming kink. We’re giving them exactly what they want.
A swiffer
Is that when you use a Swiffer really swiftly
Horizon zero dust
Some cleaning supplies.
Trade it for a vacuum
No disrespect, but personally, If I was going post a picture on Reddit, I’d make sure the area looked clean first.
A duster
Bloodborne
Why is the first game recommendation this far down…
Because judging by the condition of their room, they’ve got other priorities they should take care of first
You won't have to worry about playing that ps4 once it sucks up all that dust. Jesus man, clean your shit. This is disgusting.
The vacume your room game And God of war ragnarok
Begin with God of War, then Ragnarok. Also Horizon Zero Dawn followed by Forbidden West
Clean before you do anything. You don’t want dust building up in your systems anyway.
PS4 the most clean thing in that room
Yeah, and that’s because it’s not OPs…
It's kinda like in Toy Story when Andy's toys get sent to Sid's house 💀
Bad trade
Came here to roast OP, but I was beaten to it by 200 other people
600 now lol
The first thing to get is the Nintendo switch out of the way of the fucking TV.
A lesson in dusting your damn room.
The gba back
Bloodborne
a ps4, I would recommend God Of War 2018, and Infamous Second Son
+1 for infamous I thought ppl forgot about those games
Hellblade, Evil Within 1 + 2, Bioshock collection, Borderlands collection, Dragon Age: Inquisition, Horizon 1 + 2, Ratchet and Clank, Journey, God of War 4 + 5, Spyro, Crash, Kingdom Hearts, Dark Souls, Witcher 3, Bloodborne, Shadow of Mordor + Shadow of War.......
Imagine living in a hovel like this. Christ.
Came for the comments, wasn’t disappointed
Bloodborne
OP confirmed idiot to get rid of an SP for a generic current gen gaming console.
Jokes aside, clean the the shelf, if you don’t want you ps4 to collect dust overtime, and clean your room , I could never be able to play games in a dirty room
How do people live like this? The amount of dust on those cards on the left my God
Clean your fucking space my guy.
Just sell that ps3 if you're gonna treat it like that
I didn't even see it bruh 😭
I'm not sure if you know this, but you got robbed.
No OP is just really bad at cleaning, you can tell because all the stuff is under the dust.
You should really play Cleaning Simulator but in real life
PS4 is looking around in fear of its future.
You traded WHAT for a PS4?!?!
Resident evil 4 or Red Dead Redemption 1 or 2.
Should clean your room you filthy animal
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Look how much a game boy sp goes for nowadays. If you find one for $50 buy as many as you can
Came here to say this. Handhelds have become so freakishly expensive during covid, I's probably trade my PS4 for a good condition GBA. Also, insert alle the dust and clean your room jokes here.
Last Of Us
OP is already living with spores in his room.
That ps4 will accumulate dust fast. Vacuum and dust at least once a week and you have that thing for years. Leave as is and you’ll be lucky to make a single year
Powerwash simulator
your gameboy back
a ps4 for a gameboy advanced SP ?????? ????
Some games to play: Uncharted : The Lost Duster God of Dust The Dust of Us Red Dust Redemption 2
I love how everyone is telling OP to clean his room rather than give game recommendations. It’s prime Reddit conversation lol 😂😂
Have you looked at the picture, it's the only concern for OP at the moment.
Idk I’m too busy thinking of the lone blue shoe, also idk because I don’t know what games you have. A quick no knowledge answer, Skyrim, dragon age inquisition and mass effect collection
Nasty OP. Have some self respect and look after yourself first before buying games
Metal gear solid V
Ghost of Tsushima , death stranding , last of us
Enter the Gungeon
Clean up all your Magic cards bro. Whats the point of the photo, show us all how dirty you are?
God of War or Spider-Man.
His room already has some spidermens
He already got spider man i think.. just look at we web on the pic
Clean your house and then get back with us.
Brah stop giving people that play magic a bad name and keep your damn shit clean. How could you ever have someone over and feel good about this? I Imagine playing a coop game and this person handing you the dusty Cheeto covered in grease bs controller. It takes 10 minutes to keep your room ans gaming setups clean
I'd venture a guess that depression and lack of self-pride is the debilitation causing them to see a mess as normal; perhaps they realize it to be an issue, but in their head see it as a "why even bother?" type of situation. It's not right, but this one variable likely stems from a range of other issues going on in OP's life that the majority here are unsolicitly throwing judgement and armchair evaluations on (*myself not excluded from that group*).
He did what now?! The clamshell ones?
I had a blast playing Days Gone 👌
I like your Switch! What special edition is that?
Oof, you were on the losing side of that trade. Idk if I'd trade my gba for any console.
God of war 2018 first But I also recommend Spider-Man and Spider-Man miles morales Horizon Ratchet and clank The last of us remastered
How is a shoe is the cleanest thing in the pic?
First thing to do is remove your ps4 from that furnace
A swiffer first. You got to keep your setup clean because the dust can damage your consoles.
Clean your room then think about the games
First you need to play Bloodborne. After you beat that there is this game called Bloodborne. Then if you 100% that game I recommend Bloodborne. And another game that’s the greatest game of all time is PS4 exclusive; it’s called Bloodborne. I’d give that one a go as well. Did I mention Bloodborne?
I'm gonna assume those are all mana cards. Otherwise you are a heartless human being 😂
Horizon zero dawn and forbidden west, elden ring and God of War
Endust
Nothing until you clean your room…
Pick up a box for your magic cards while you're at the store
Windex electronic wipes.