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skijjy13

Lmfao, the first 2 hits not *all* your fault... the following like 7, all you, fuckin literally moved back in their way as they tried to miss you


hurtsdonut_

Also don't mind where he parked his car.


Xendrus

The amount of people that don't know the Brake+gas+direction back end shuffle "trick" is disturbing, I'd get stuck all the time without it.


CeladonCityNPC

Wait what? Hold both down and turn? Make like a donut? Damn


Xendrus

It engages the brakes on only the front wheels, spins the back wheels, then for god knows what reason allows the ass end to pivot around, it's been in the game since GTA 3. Same logic as holding a direction to flip a car over, just because it wouldn't be very fun otherwise.


Zondagsrijder

GTA SA, actually. The driving school highlights the feature. The steer-to-unflip and increased air mobility is only since V though.


Xendrus

They might tell you about it in SA but you could do it in 3 and VC as well. https://gtaforums.com/topic/63711-how-do-you-do-burnout-donuts-on-bikes/ Here is 2002 info on doing it in VC at least, can't find good info for 3 but you 100% can


drlqnr

burnout


crackofdawn

I mean technically it brakes all 4 wheels, it's just the engine is powerful enough to spin the rear wheels even when the back brakes are being depressed.


sevia121

I knew this trick, but admit I didn't know the gun trick OP used


Illusive_Man

But how would that help in this situation


Xendrus

Slide the ass end to the right up the hill slightly(it does basically ignore gravity and he is literally 1 inch away from the front end being able to go left), reverse while steering right, front end of the car would slide left and you'd become parallel with the wall, back out.


Jakeliving

Or just like, know the map a bit more the road above literally leads back on to the highway lmao


Handy_Clams

I dont think it would have worked in this situation though. The barrier at the bottom of the hill is pretty big and doesn't look like you can just drive over it.


ScaryYoda

Worst frogger player ever


eatingSquareroots

Hits 1-5: Clearly his fault. Hits 6-9: hit due to running (bad movement control). Hits 10-11: Very close, but his movement and inaccuracy make these reasonable hits. Hit 12: Likely didn't actually happen because he was already dead.


wreckedcarzz

> darts into the middle of a lane of highway, going parallel to traffic "eh not totally his fault" dude could have just hugged the shoulder and waited for an opening and this would have been an 8 second uneventful video also how the hell did he even get the car stuck there? why not do a burnout and rotate to free the car instead of trying to climb a 70 degree incline? this guy is special


Handy_Clams

Barrier at the bottom of the hill would never allow him to drive over it.


wreckedcarzz

I mean, rotate the car so it's parallel to the road, then drive awsy from the overpass, freeing the car


Handy_Clams

There's barriers above and below where he is. The only way out was to use the atomizer. He's near the casino and that little patch of grass has no way out, except for what he did. Edit for more context.


savage8008

Guy plays GTA like he's a deer


Salarian_American

Yeah this had the same energy as someone playing the Saints Row "Insurance Fraud" minigame


GamerBhoy89

At least it's not GTA San Andreas highway traffic.....


I_Cast_Trident

Use the shoulder like a CASUAL?!?


Unholy1982

Waste of my time after 5 seconds


Kbdiggity

#when you are just really bad at a game


iama_bad_person

Seriously, "wow I just ran in front of all these cars and somehow they hit me! This game must really have it out for me."


EyesCantSeeOver30fps

"They came out of nowhere" Says the guy who isn't looking in the only direction that traffic can come from for most of the time


PatsyBaloney

I will note that in gta v, the cars are only designed to slow down if you're looking at them. Otherwise they are designed to keep going at full speed. If you don't know this, you just assume that the cars will act the same whether you're looking or not. And since they already saw traffic slowing down for them they would assume that trend would continue.


Ham_The_Spam

That sounds like an odd feature


Rufus-Scipio

Designed to simulate LA drivers


the_real_junkrat

It’s believable. Have you ever driven at high speed through an intersection and somehow the cross traffic accelerates from 20mph to 90mph in half a second to perfectly T-bone you? The traffic is definitely manipulated to hurt the player in the same way dark souls bosses read button inputs to fuck you when you’re healing.


TheQuestionableEgg

Unless you have a vehicle with sirens. Imo best vehicles in the game.


VexingRaven

And they *still* refuse to let you own them!


Drakoala

Sounds like an intentional way to deck players if they blindly cross a street... Classic GTA stuff.


ulmxn

That's why when you play the game in first person entirely, every time you drive and stop at a light, people will keep bumping you at full speed. Since you're not an NPC, and the game doesn't have real traffic laws coded, just enough to LOOK like real traffic. But as soon as you start playing like a citizen, you realize that's just not how the game was coded.


Powersoutdotcom

If you have played the game, you would swear that the cars AI is designed to impede you in every way. It's the way they change lanes. It's unnatural, and a IRL driver is more likely to crash in gta v than someone who doesn't drive and has played gta v.


cashmunny

NPCs start driving erratically when you fire a weapon, which he did at the beginning of the video. That's why he was ran over four times.


Mitche420

Well, that and intentionally running in front of vehicles at the end in order to get hit again


flaccomcorangy

I'm just running down a busy highway. Not sure why I'm getting hit by all these cars.


[deleted]

Damn, I do this all the time, I must just be bad at GTA. I feel like NPC's swerve to get you constantly, it's hilarious!


Roy_fireball

It's because the NPCs registered and explosion and changed the driving habits


[deleted]

Makes sense, but I swear I'll be driving even within the lines on a highway and a car in front of me swerves into my lane, cracks me TF up 😂


ledgeitpro

Yeah they basically drive normal while also acting like you dont exist. I cant remember but i think smallish car accidents can also send them crazy which can domino effect the other cars around


Kapope

They have it coded in that cars will drive in your way unexpectedly either by crossing your path from a stop sign or changing into your lane and cutting you off. They also swerve in your direction from oncoming traffic sometimes where they “dip” the leading corner of the car into your lane before swerving back, which may not be as direct as a car pulling out of a cross-street in front of you but at high speeds can illicit a knee-jerk reaction which leads to catastrophe. Traffic is only present if you’re within the area as everything streams around the players to save memory and that traffic is aware of your route. Edit: See Lucariowolf’s link below.


[deleted]

That's cool as hell, thanks!


Lucariowolf2196

That's actually what happens https://youtu.be/yb0AgzRIYZM


[deleted]

Thanks!


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

Pretty realistic tbh. NY drivers be doing that shit lol.


AndreasKvisler

That’s because they do


[deleted]

Then why is everyone in the comments mad at OP for getting civilian swerved?


AndreasKvisler

Idk. They probably think it is so easy and they can do everything better.


The_Wack_Knight

For some people the only thing that's enjoyable is telling strangers they're wrong about any small thing. And ensuring anyone who might have some enjoyment where they didn't need to know they're wrong for enjoying said thing.


AsunderXXV

Especially during story missions, there are cars that are programed to drive in your way every time.


windowhihi

Why are people even upvoting this video?


roflmao567

Forreal. OP is just having a case of mad cause bad.


CurryOmurice

And that’s funny af


DiamondBenzos

chill man its lighthearted content


Xanthus179

I swear people just upvote junk on Reddit without even looking at it.


Different_Day2826

"people"


Tookmyprawns

14,925 points (83% upvoted) I swear to god I think people think the internet is like tinder and giving positive feedback might get you laid or something.


Alone_Rain_

For real. If you run onto a freeway you’re gonna get hit. Nothing special here


NUCL3AR-

Becausd its funny


sublogic

I think we all just miss GTA. It was so fun playing it and online was pretty cool. It's so old we are nostalgic for it and laugh at people that are bad or something. Idk


GoodHunter

Dude is the worst frogger player I bet.


DrMobius0

Imagine running on the freeway and asking why cars keep hitting you


UnknownWarrior27

Skill issue


shellwe

“I ran out into the middle of a highway and got hit by cars! The game must hate me!!!!”


WhiteCheddr

You clearly haven't played GTA that traffic is unpredictable af


Anxious_Piccolo9841

What does the “s” in “asf” stand for? I know “af” means “as fuck” but I’m not sure what you could put in the middle that starts with an “s”.


Respective

Also means as fuck


Anxious_Piccolo9841

That wouldn’t make any sense. AF already means that and it’s shorter and is an actual initialism of the two words it represents. That doesn’t work, inmo.


Respective

I don't make the slang. Just telling you how it is


Anxious_Piccolo9841

Idok, mb u did make the slang, tobh.


MrFluffyhead80

The game hates you because you chose to run out on a busy highway?


tequilaandwine

and then literally attempts to run into more vehicles


Earthguy69

Op is an npc


_illogical_

I wonder if OP knows Blue Shirt Guy


CaptainKurls

After using a sonic boom gun to blow a car out onto the highway, no yeah other cars will definitely wait and see what else you do


Spanish_Biscuit

Title is more accurately "When you have no situational awareness."


mechwarrior719

OP was one of those kids that ran out into the street after their ball without checking for traffic.


onetimenative

OP is a paralyzed adult gamer that got hit by a car 20 years ago and never learned their lesson.


wreckedcarzz

Was? Is.


tatsujb

THIS! try it in real life! see if life doesn't hate you just as much (do not actually try this obviously, you'll die)


Jakes_One

Thank you for the disclaimer. Its needed in 2022


PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL

RUN INTO TRAFFIC TIK TOK CHALLENGE HIGHWAY EDITION 2022 COMPILATION


BustyCrustaceans011

GONE WILD GONE SEXUAL GONE STUPID GONE FISHING GONE GONE GONE


Junkman1283

But you’ll respawn at the nearest hospital 😁


onetimenative

With that kind of logic .... a baseball bat is a reset button.


Mr_Saturn1

When I get hurt doing incredibly dangerous things it’s only because life hates me.


Jester252

Here OP watch this https://youtu.be/5lhmO1tubBg


JupiterRecruit

Safe place, stop and wait!


SAETIA-

Who’s playing this ? A 6 year old ?


buckydean

More appropriate question is why has this post been massively upvoted and put on my home feed?


wolfgeist

Some have speculated that people intentionally put an erroneous title that baits people in to comment to drive engagement.


[deleted]

I mean as stupid as dude was it still made me laugh. Especially when that white van at the end seemingly comes out of nowhere and blasts him one final time


Liimbo

I mean, it's not speculation that people do that. It's a very common tactic on all social media.


wolfgeist

Yeah but we don't really know how the Reddit algorithm works, so it's speculation in terms of how effective it is on this platform.


BreweryBuddha

People still enjoy the video and Redditors love a chance to condescend to OP, I know I do


Not_OneOSRS

I have to say it’s pretty funny watching this person get rag dolled over and over. I can feel the rage behind this clip even if it is self inflicted


h1gsta

Lol I still thought it was funny regardless of op’s stance on the blame.


ru5tysn4k3

Bots


IsofaHappy

Probably a games journalist


Sinonyx1

nah, the dude in the video actually jumped


lyvanna

In LoZ: Twilight Princess, just before the first dungeon with the monkeys, there's this hollow log you have to run up. I gave my dad the controller at some point and my old man literally could not make it up that log, dude was flailing left and right and couldn't move straight forwards at at. TP has automatic camera controls so it was just one joystick to worry about. Anyway, my point is OP could also be a ~50 year old dad.


Blapman007

^^^ a person who has never played gta online


StrangledMind

Or been on a road.


Tony_McBoney

You literally started purposefully running towards them near the end tho


hiimbackagain

Yeah, lame and staged


drlqnr

might not be staged. the player could just be really dumb


monsieurpommefrites

>could be


osetraceur

just get to the goddamn car CJ!!!


ChasingPesmerga

Ah go...here I shit again


ds_afk

The player literally ran into traffic again and again, allowing themselves to repeatedly get run over, then went back for more until they were killed. "This game hates me"


[deleted]

[удалено]


selectinput

https://youtu.be/m-AK4FmMG_A “Who killed Hannibal?”


smdepot

Stardew Valley hates me. I'm always struggling and flat broke. Passing out in random places like a vagrant. Stresses me out.


Dry_Durian_3154

Wasted !


PuddleRunner

That's just how GTA is, man


thecoldwinds

Yap, people be bullying OP for "being trash" at the game when the vid is just trying to be funny, lol.


Dlh2079

Calling the title out for being dumb as hell isn't bullying lol.


NinjaEnt

Why are you still alive?


UnlikelyKaiju

Cheats/mods


MrBanballow

I was waiting for them to get back to the car finally and it blow up.


jmcc84

walking on circles on a highway do get hit doesn't mean the game hate you


Crinklecutsocks

*Sprints down the middle of a highway into oncoming traffic "tHiS gAmE rEaLlY hAtEs yOu"


SpaceballsTheLurker

You got screwed a couple times in there, but you were equally responsible in this 🤣


hill_j

You literally ran in front of the cars that hit you.


wheredidthefantasygo

I'm so happy this guy is getting roasted as hard as they are for this 😂


Alone_Rain_

Runs onto Freeway and wonders why getting hit


querty99

At what point do you just scream, "OH COME-ON!"


Csub

Have you tried not running in the middle of a highway and not actively running into more cars? Maybe then it will be easier!


Avalonians

I fear for this person's ability to avoid getting hit by cars in real life.


bloresiom

I’d hate to watch this guy try to play Frogger.


Elevenst

Haha, GTA clips never get old. Wait... yeah they do. Yeah. I'm sick of these. Play a new game.


Shanhaevel

Had me in the first half


Kleos21

Wow there's a lot of hate in these comments... I found the clip funny though. Thanks for sharing!


clickclickclik

redditors have 2 modes: jerking off to kelonu muskreeves and being nitpicky freaks


Lmoneyfresh

Gamers sure are a miserable lot. It's just a dumb, funny clip. It's not that serious.


ILoveBeerSoMuch

jesus. thank you. reddit is full of a bunch of saddlesores


MrDoontoo

Yep. So what if he's responsible? It's a funny clip. It's almost like redditors enjoy putting others down in an echo chamber. Oh wait


speak-eze

Thank god, someone here that isnt a miserable dick


PurityKane

The guy is purposely running into cars. Who upvotes this shit?


throwaway85256e

I did. It was funny.


clickclickclik

no man, you aren't allowed to enjoy things that reddit dislikes!! go and be pedantic like a reddtior should!!


Fire5034

That has happened to me before. Haha, that's when I go into rampage mode and just destroy the cars on the highways, get in my car and drive off.


CBAlan777

This is too close to how real life works.


Frayzer-on-60fps

You just cant walk on a high way. I see you dont posses the skill of dodging cars at 120mph yet. As time wil come youvwil learn my friend


gordon22

You are not going to drive that car. Can't understand what the universe is saying to you?


hedgecore77

It would be hilarious if games randomly hated the player, like 1 in every 2 million GTAV installs acted like this all the time.


bawzdeepinyaa

CONFIRM Are you sure you want to exit GTAV?


Lourdinn

Nope that's just typical gta gameplay.


VanitasTheUnversed

That is 100% user error.


Automatic_Animal

Rainbow Six: Siege hates my fucking guts rn


Ok_Advantage_2521

Don't hate the Playa, hate the Game brah. 🤣


HotTamales12

Lmfao 🤣 it always happens without fail 🤣


MANDINGOPIPEZ

😂😂😂😂


FLYINGDOGS89

Rip


No-Advice-6040

Seems like this dude hates themselves and was trying to take a way out by motorway frogger


Yarakinnit

Jumps in front of train - This train hates me!


genkidin

I know alot of people are commenting about how bad OP is at the game but I thought it was pretty funny watching him fumble around and get shit on. Le kek.


RanfoMedia

Just another day on the 401 and DVP!


[deleted]

NPC’s nowadays are menaces


dwiggs30

Or you just absolutely suck at the game.


The-Things-027

Ok, what the fuck.


ZadeWilson

\*Runs into the middle of a freeway, gets hit by a car\* Why would the game do this to me.


AdamR91

More like learn to play the game.


lucidquasar

Running against traffic on a freeway? The game don’t hate you, you hate yourself.


JoulSauron

Shots 1-5: Clearly missed. Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control). Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses. Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.


Sivick314

this isn't "the game hates you" this is "you are dumb and make bad decisions"


agangofoldwomen

Am I bad at the game for running around on a highway while discharging a firearms causing NPCs to react in a predictably erratic way? No! It’s the game that’s bad!


howleesheet

you are trash at the video game.


Kobobble

Well what do you expect when you run carelessly into the freeway like a stupid deer?


[deleted]

Mf just doesnt know how to play the game.


WhyDoubleYou_

bro are you 5 years old


8rmzi

nah homie you are an idiota


Millera34

don’t run into traffic problem solved


Coffee-Comrade

This is the dude putting a stick into his bike wheel meme You did this to yourself, the game did nothing wrong


BreweryBuddha

I see a guy launching his truck into oncoming traffic and then continuously running into oncoming traffic, confused by the oncoming traffic


DamoMartin23

That was my thought like bruh I'm sure you could direct the car in a better position if not get a new one elsewhere


AISBERGg

i think it wasn't game fault u are dump


tboneperri

Stop running on the freeway, dumbass.


hashtagbutter

How are you bad at gta 5?


Cold_Lavishness_4587

"Game hates me!", proceeds to run in the middle of a highway...


Azurel3laze

Plays in traffic. Gets hit by cars. Surprised pikachu.


WhatTheHeck_is_Fugma

“When you run headfirst into oncoming traffic”


Thecookie007

Tbh this 100 the players poor choices


VehaMeursault

What are you on about? You’re walking into traffic on a highway.


ernee_gaming

I'd say: Points for realism :-D


AndyOlooo

Thanks for the laugh


bigriggs24

Really?


fadedmofo

If he's this bad at walking, imagine his driving.


RiguezCR

skill issue, unfortunately


dba1990

• **When game really hates you** When you can guess OP is from Eastern Europe.


zevilgenius

before blaming the game, try doing this in real life and let us know if it goes differently.


Maxman82198

So are stupid people practicing on video games now too? Put the controller down dude, and also don’t drive in real life just to be safe. Safe for everyone else that is.


speak-eze

Gramps forgot to take his blood pressure medication again and now he's yelling at kids on reddit


GoalieLax_

Hey Happy! You will not drive that car. Jackass!


DirkDiggyBong

Haha, this is great