By - HelloTeacher1
Lmfao, the first 2 hits not *all* your fault... the following like 7, all you, fuckin literally moved back in their way as they tried to miss you
Also don't mind where he parked his car.
The amount of people that don't know the Brake+gas+direction back end shuffle "trick" is disturbing, I'd get stuck all the time without it.
Wait what? Hold both down and turn? Make like a donut? Damn
It engages the brakes on only the front wheels, spins the back wheels, then for god knows what reason allows the ass end to pivot around, it's been in the game since GTA 3. Same logic as holding a direction to flip a car over, just because it wouldn't be very fun otherwise.
GTA SA, actually. The driving school highlights the feature.
The steer-to-unflip and increased air mobility is only since V though.
They might tell you about it in SA but you could do it in 3 and VC as well. https://gtaforums.com/topic/63711-how-do-you-do-burnout-donuts-on-bikes/ Here is 2002 info on doing it in VC at least, can't find good info for 3 but you 100% can
I mean technically it brakes all 4 wheels, it's just the engine is powerful enough to spin the rear wheels even when the back brakes are being depressed.
I knew this trick, but admit I didn't know the gun trick OP used
But how would that help in this situation
Slide the ass end to the right up the hill slightly(it does basically ignore gravity and he is literally 1 inch away from the front end being able to go left), reverse while steering right, front end of the car would slide left and you'd become parallel with the wall, back out.
Or just like, know the map a bit more the road above literally leads back on to the highway lmao
I dont think it would have worked in this situation though. The barrier at the bottom of the hill is pretty big and doesn't look like you can just drive over it.
Worst frogger player ever
Hits 1-5: Clearly his fault.
Hits 6-9: hit due to running (bad movement control).
Hits 10-11: Very close, but his movement and inaccuracy make these reasonable hits.
Hit 12: Likely didn't actually happen because he was already dead.
> darts into the middle of a lane of highway, going parallel to traffic
"eh not totally his fault"
dude could have just hugged the shoulder and waited for an opening and this would have been an 8 second uneventful video
also how the hell did he even get the car stuck there? why not do a burnout and rotate to free the car instead of trying to climb a 70 degree incline? this guy is special
Barrier at the bottom of the hill would never allow him to drive over it.
I mean, rotate the car so it's parallel to the road, then drive awsy from the overpass, freeing the car
There's barriers above and below where he is. The only way out was to use the atomizer. He's near the casino and that little patch of grass has no way out, except for what he did.
Edit for more context.
Guy plays GTA like he's a deer
Yeah this had the same energy as someone playing the Saints Row "Insurance Fraud" minigame
At least it's not GTA San Andreas highway traffic.....
Use the shoulder like a CASUAL?!?
Waste of my time after 5 seconds
#when you are just really bad at a game
Seriously, "wow I just ran in front of all these cars and somehow they hit me! This game must really have it out for me."
"They came out of nowhere" Says the guy who isn't looking in the only direction that traffic can come from for most of the time
I will note that in gta v, the cars are only designed to slow down if you're looking at them. Otherwise they are designed to keep going at full speed. If you don't know this, you just assume that the cars will act the same whether you're looking or not. And since they already saw traffic slowing down for them they would assume that trend would continue.
That sounds like an odd feature
Designed to simulate LA drivers
It’s believable. Have you ever driven at high speed through an intersection and somehow the cross traffic accelerates from 20mph to 90mph in half a second to perfectly T-bone you? The traffic is definitely manipulated to hurt the player in the same way dark souls bosses read button inputs to fuck you when you’re healing.
Unless you have a vehicle with sirens. Imo best vehicles in the game.
And they *still* refuse to let you own them!
Sounds like an intentional way to deck players if they blindly cross a street... Classic GTA stuff.
That's why when you play the game in first person entirely, every time you drive and stop at a light, people will keep bumping you at full speed. Since you're not an NPC, and the game doesn't have real traffic laws coded, just enough to LOOK like real traffic. But as soon as you start playing like a citizen, you realize that's just not how the game was coded.
If you have played the game, you would swear that the cars AI is designed to impede you in every way.
It's the way they change lanes. It's unnatural, and a IRL driver is more likely to crash in gta v than someone who doesn't drive and has played gta v.
NPCs start driving erratically when you fire a weapon, which he did at the beginning of the video. That's why he was ran over four times.
Well, that and intentionally running in front of vehicles at the end in order to get hit again
I'm just running down a busy highway. Not sure why I'm getting hit by all these cars.
Damn, I do this all the time, I must just be bad at GTA.
I feel like NPC's swerve to get you constantly, it's hilarious!
It's because the NPCs registered and explosion and changed the driving habits
Makes sense, but I swear I'll be driving even within the lines on a highway and a car in front of me swerves into my lane, cracks me TF up 😂
Yeah they basically drive normal while also acting like you dont exist. I cant remember but i think smallish car accidents can also send them crazy which can domino effect the other cars around
They have it coded in that cars will drive in your way unexpectedly either by crossing your path from a stop sign or changing into your lane and cutting you off. They also swerve in your direction from oncoming traffic sometimes where they “dip” the leading corner of the car into your lane before swerving back, which may not be as direct as a car pulling out of a cross-street in front of you but at high speeds can illicit a knee-jerk reaction which leads to catastrophe.
Traffic is only present if you’re within the area as everything streams around the players to save memory and that traffic is aware of your route.
Edit: See Lucariowolf’s link below.
That's cool as hell, thanks!
That's actually what happens https://youtu.be/yb0AgzRIYZM
Pretty realistic tbh. NY drivers be doing that shit lol.
That’s because they do
Then why is everyone in the comments mad at OP for getting civilian swerved?
Idk. They probably think it is so easy and they can do everything better.
For some people the only thing that's enjoyable is telling strangers they're wrong about any small thing. And ensuring anyone who might have some enjoyment where they didn't need to know they're wrong for enjoying said thing.
Especially during story missions, there are cars that are programed to drive in your way every time.
Why are people even upvoting this video?
Forreal. OP is just having a case of mad cause bad.
And that’s funny af
chill man its lighthearted content
I swear people just upvote junk on Reddit without even looking at it.
14,925 points (83% upvoted)
I swear to god I think people think the internet is like tinder and giving positive feedback might get you laid or something.
For real. If you run onto a freeway you’re gonna get hit. Nothing special here
Becausd its funny
I think we all just miss GTA. It was so fun playing it and online was pretty cool. It's so old we are nostalgic for it and laugh at people that are bad or something. Idk
Dude is the worst frogger player I bet.
Imagine running on the freeway and asking why cars keep hitting you
“I ran out into the middle of a highway and got hit by cars! The game must hate me!!!!”
You clearly haven't played GTA that traffic is unpredictable af
What does the “s” in “asf” stand for? I know “af” means “as fuck” but I’m not sure what you could put in the middle that starts with an “s”.
Also means as fuck
That wouldn’t make any sense. AF already means that and it’s shorter and is an actual initialism of the two words it represents. That doesn’t work, inmo.
I don't make the slang. Just telling you how it is
Idok, mb u did make the slang, tobh.
The game hates you because you chose to run out on a busy highway?
and then literally attempts to run into more vehicles
Op is an npc
I wonder if OP knows Blue Shirt Guy
After using a sonic boom gun to blow a car out onto the highway, no yeah other cars will definitely wait and see what else you do
Title is more accurately "When you have no situational awareness."
OP was one of those kids that ran out into the street after their ball without checking for traffic.
OP is a paralyzed adult gamer that got hit by a car 20 years ago and never learned their lesson.
THIS! try it in real life! see if life doesn't hate you just as much
(do not actually try this obviously, you'll die)
Thank you for the disclaimer. Its needed in 2022
RUN INTO TRAFFIC TIK TOK CHALLENGE HIGHWAY EDITION 2022 COMPILATION
GONE WILD GONE SEXUAL GONE STUPID GONE FISHING GONE GONE GONE
But you’ll respawn at the nearest hospital 😁
With that kind of logic .... a baseball bat is a reset button.
When I get hurt doing incredibly dangerous things it’s only because life hates me.
Here OP watch this
Safe place, stop and wait!
Who’s playing this ? A 6 year old ?
More appropriate question is why has this post been massively upvoted and put on my home feed?
Some have speculated that people intentionally put an erroneous title that baits people in to comment to drive engagement.
I mean as stupid as dude was it still made me laugh. Especially when that white van at the end seemingly comes out of nowhere and blasts him one final time
I mean, it's not speculation that people do that. It's a very common tactic on all social media.
Yeah but we don't really know how the Reddit algorithm works, so it's speculation in terms of how effective it is on this platform.
People still enjoy the video and Redditors love a chance to condescend to OP, I know I do
I have to say it’s pretty funny watching this person get rag dolled over and over. I can feel the rage behind this clip even if it is self inflicted
Lol I still thought it was funny regardless of op’s stance on the blame.
Probably a games journalist
nah, the dude in the video actually jumped
In LoZ: Twilight Princess, just before the first dungeon with the monkeys, there's this hollow log you have to run up.
I gave my dad the controller at some point and my old man literally could not make it up that log, dude was flailing left and right and couldn't move straight forwards at at. TP has automatic camera controls so it was just one joystick to worry about.
Anyway, my point is OP could also be a ~50 year old dad.
^^^ a person who has never played gta online
Or been on a road.
You literally started purposefully running towards them near the end tho
Yeah, lame and staged
might not be staged. the player could just be really dumb
just get to the goddamn car CJ!!!
Ah go...here I shit again
The player literally ran into traffic again and again, allowing themselves to repeatedly get run over, then went back for more until they were killed.
"This game hates me"
“Who killed Hannibal?”
Stardew Valley hates me. I'm always struggling and flat broke. Passing out in random places like a vagrant. Stresses me out.
That's just how GTA is, man
Yap, people be bullying OP for "being trash" at the game when the vid is just trying to be funny, lol.
Calling the title out for being dumb as hell isn't bullying lol.
Why are you still alive?
I was waiting for them to get back to the car finally and it blow up.
walking on circles on a highway do get hit doesn't mean the game hate you
*Sprints down the middle of a highway into oncoming traffic
"tHiS gAmE rEaLlY hAtEs yOu"
You got screwed a couple times in there, but you were equally responsible in this 🤣
You literally ran in front of the cars that hit you.
I'm so happy this guy is getting roasted as hard as they are for this 😂
Runs onto Freeway and wonders why getting hit
At what point do you just scream, "OH COME-ON!"
Have you tried not running in the middle of a highway and not actively running into more cars? Maybe then it will be easier!
I fear for this person's ability to avoid getting hit by cars in real life.
I’d hate to watch this guy try to play Frogger.
Haha, GTA clips never get old.
Wait... yeah they do. Yeah. I'm sick of these. Play a new game.
Had me in the first half
Wow there's a lot of hate in these comments... I found the clip funny though. Thanks for sharing!
redditors have 2 modes: jerking off to kelonu muskreeves and being nitpicky freaks
Gamers sure are a miserable lot. It's just a dumb, funny clip. It's not that serious.
jesus. thank you. reddit is full of a bunch of saddlesores
Yep. So what if he's responsible? It's a funny clip. It's almost like redditors enjoy putting others down in an echo chamber.
Thank god, someone here that isnt a miserable dick
The guy is purposely running into cars. Who upvotes this shit?
I did. It was funny.
no man, you aren't allowed to enjoy things that reddit dislikes!! go and be pedantic like a reddtior should!!
That has happened to me before. Haha, that's when I go into rampage mode and just destroy the cars on the highways, get in my car and drive off.
This is too close to how real life works.
You just cant walk on a high way. I see you dont posses the skill of dodging cars at 120mph yet. As time wil come youvwil learn my friend
You are not going to drive that car. Can't understand what the universe is saying to you?
It would be hilarious if games randomly hated the player, like 1 in every 2 million GTAV installs acted like this all the time.
Are you sure you want to exit GTAV?
Nope that's just typical gta gameplay.
That is 100% user error.
Rainbow Six: Siege hates my fucking guts rn
Don't hate the Playa, hate the Game brah. 🤣
Lmfao 🤣 it always happens without fail 🤣
Seems like this dude hates themselves and was trying to take a way out by motorway frogger
Jumps in front of train - This train hates me!
I know alot of people are commenting about how bad OP is at the game but I thought it was pretty funny watching him fumble around and get shit on. Le kek.
Just another day on the 401 and DVP!
NPC’s nowadays are menaces
Or you just absolutely suck at the game.
Ok, what the fuck.
\*Runs into the middle of a freeway, gets hit by a car\*
Why would the game do this to me.
More like learn to play the game.
Running against traffic on a freeway? The game don’t hate you, you hate yourself.
Shots 1-5: Clearly missed.
Shots 6-9: Missed due to recoil (bad spray control).
Shots 10-11: Very close, but recoil and inaccuracy make these reasonable misses.
Shot 12: Likely didn't actually fire because you were already dead.
this isn't "the game hates you"
this is "you are dumb and make bad decisions"
Am I bad at the game for running around on a highway while discharging a firearms causing NPCs to react in a predictably erratic way?
No! It’s the game that’s bad!
you are trash at the video game.
Well what do you expect when you run carelessly into the freeway like a stupid deer?
Mf just doesnt know how to play the game.
bro are you 5 years old
nah homie you are an idiota
don’t run into traffic problem solved
This is the dude putting a stick into his bike wheel meme
You did this to yourself, the game did nothing wrong
I see a guy launching his truck into oncoming traffic and then continuously running into oncoming traffic, confused by the oncoming traffic
That was my thought like bruh I'm sure you could direct the car in a better position if not get a new one elsewhere
i think it wasn't game fault u are dump
Stop running on the freeway, dumbass.
How are you bad at gta 5?
"Game hates me!", proceeds to run in the middle of a highway...
Plays in traffic. Gets hit by cars. Surprised pikachu.
“When you run headfirst into oncoming traffic”
Tbh this 100 the players poor choices
What are you on about? You’re walking into traffic on a highway.
I'd say: Points for realism :-D
Thanks for the laugh
If he's this bad at walking, imagine his driving.
skill issue, unfortunately
• **When game really hates you**
When you can guess OP is from Eastern Europe.
before blaming the game, try doing this in real life and let us know if it goes differently.
So are stupid people practicing on video games now too? Put the controller down dude, and also don’t drive in real life just to be safe. Safe for everyone else that is.
Gramps forgot to take his blood pressure medication again and now he's yelling at kids on reddit
Hey Happy! You will not drive that car. Jackass!
Haha, this is great