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What kind of gamer does this make me?

What kind of gamer does this make me?

kgold0

You cut and copy a lot but never commit to pasting


Comfortable-Taro-262

A person with no regrets. Never touch that undo.


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_WHO_WAS_PHONE_

Subtle. Beautiful. 10/10


BeardInTheNorth

Is the joke the fact he misspelled dont as dontr? Sorry, my brain is a potato.


Chacalachan

He didn't backspace to correct it


koopastyles

Subtle. Beautiful. potato/10


FlyPenguin44

Couldnt have said it better


EstanDaBoi

In games, you often go backwards, standing back away from the fight, and oddly going right too.


YeOldGregg

So he's a coward with on leg shorter than tbe other?


CaptnSpazmo

Bravo Sir


JaytiW93

Best joke I’ve seen for years


CavalierIndolence

Do you mean in years? I didn't think that joke has been around that long.


robsta808

As a time traveller i can confirm it has been around that long, just ask your great grandparents. Theyre lovely people.


iRifted

He didn’t want to backspace to correct his grammar. True gamer.


Exciting-Insect8269

We see what you did there


RightBehindY-o-u

That pfp kills me each time I see it


Teal2289

Everyone knows it goes ctrl+cccccccccc, ctrl+v. That c gets way more use.


keres666

Nah you just use Excel a lot... Ctrl+C \*goes to past that thing YOU JUST COPIED\* ITS NO LONGER FUCKING THERE


SuperGameTheory

God I hate Excel for that kind of BS. That, and when I'm editing the contents of a cell and I have to move the text cursor but Excel moves the cell cursor instead.


Avaportrail

F2 is your friend here:)


SuperGameTheory

I should start using it. Excel has a ton of weird keyboard bindings. In my mind, arrow keys should always move the active cursor, no matter what it is. If the cursor is in a cell, then you're moving the cursor in the cell. I *never* want Excel to move my reference. That's not a shortcut, that's a pain in the ass. If I want a different reference, I'll expend the energy to type a max of four chars, min of two. Outside the arrow keys, tab should move the cell cursor to the right, shift-tab to the left, enter down, and shift-enter up. I don't want to press enter and have the cell cursor try being psychic and choosing an arbitrary place to go. I want it to go down. If I want it to go to the beginning of a row, I'll press home. End of a row is End. Simple as that.


hyogodan

You didn’t want any of that formatting, did you? Also, I’m gonna just make that a date since I’m pretty sure that’s what you wanted. You wrote “cat” but I’m guessing you meant “19th of Catober, Meowteen thirty-two.”


wordingbird

This got to my soul.


Aurum264

I swear ctrl+c doesn't work unless you press c at least 5 times


julsgotrocks

Worth the extra effort of pressing control+c twice, instead of realizing it didn’t work and having to back track


Foxiest_Fox

I've read it's a windows bug apparently..


RavenWingedDragon

Wait... I'm not the only one who does this?


Makra567

That actually aligns really well with the "passive crouch walking backwards" idea too. Just passive, observing, never commiting to anything.


ErnestoGrimes

and always strafe right, never left.


TheRealestFeel

Had to claim my free award just for this comment. Beautiful mind.


J0sh1234

Emulator player


hhoverton

This was my first thought


bonsai_lover

Or he's short fingered


TheHabeo

Id say most emulator users would use Z more, it just feels natural to your hand position.


GuyForgotHisPassword

If you have all your fingers, sure.


Lucas-DF-82

Please, tell me you remap keys for some very weird reason, or else other posters already said it.


Own_Custard_1410

When I play fps I use right click forward, s jump, x back, a d straife. It's fun when someone else tries to use my shit


CandidGuidance

Holy fuck are you okay?


photonsnphonons

Probably missing some fingers


Ieltrun

Only question is whether that's the reason or the result lmao


akaxaka

That or some brain cells.


FlyingDragoon

I remember watching a video where this person used their left-hand thumb to press the shift key while still using wasd as normal and at the same time. Just tucked their thumb underneath their hand to push it to sprint. I said the same thing you just said when I witnessed that.


Randomdudenotsuspic

Wait what!? Is that even legal ?


Izleta

Mumbo?


FlyingDragoon

Spot on. When he showed the video of him actually doing it I got wrist pains.


garbageemail222

I use right click to go forward too. It allows you to roam and explore with your mouse hand alone.


Oreohunter00

"roam" and "explore" huh?


joesai

Pillage and r.. We all know what comes after pillage... RECYCLE JUNK LOOT, DUH


Fatlord13

How do you ADS?


andyd151

Based on the rest of it I’m guessing it’s the number 9 key


nut_safe

Na its got to be the dollar sign for the money shot


beatenmeat

Crouch is the insert key


Dogamai

on the num pad


Sir_Mitchell15

Nah it’d be the eject disk key


SoupeAlone

What in the..?


InhaledPack5

It’s okay I used to play FPS with my arms crossed (literally)


Dogamai

was it the psychiatrist who helped you? ​ or the warden?


apocalypseweather

My friend… did you say right click > *forward*?


jaketehpwner

People used to do this a lot in counter strike 1.6/source.


Own_Custard_1410

Oh yeah, try it


veggiesaregreen

My brother’s remapping is weird as fuck because he’s left-handed


RGJ587

D key completely worn away... But the A key is surprisingly pristine... Dude you're like the Derek Zoolander of gamers, you can't turn left.


i_cant_turn_1eft

I feel summoned


Iperovic

How is there always some guy with a random ass name somehow extremely relevant to the joke


RoM_Axion

r/beetlejuicing (no it's not some weird shit i promise it's just how it's called when someone with a related username comments


TezMono

This tells us "what* it is but not *how* it is.


vTurnipTTV

magic


slickbannana0712

He lies it’s actually a bunch of clips of beetle farmers milking beetles


mrinternethermit

Welcome to the internet


Arryu

Have a look around.


KaelCampaigne

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found 🎶


El_isPlaying

We've got mountains of content, some better... Some worse


Dioxid3

If none of it interests you then you’d be the first!


NatoBoram

On IFTTT, you could setup a notification for when someone commented something related to your name on Reddit. Now the app is dead, so idk if there's another service for that, but that's how many did it.


panzercrewman42

This is beautiful


luisgdh

I've Looked At This For Five Hours Now


panzercrewman42

lol was waiting someone to say this,thanks


slickbannana0712

r/beetlejuiceing


dionisus26

There it is...Your time to shine.


bane5454

This was my first thought lmfao, he’s clearly not an ambiturner


padropadro22

You retreat, crouch and silent walk a lot but don’t push… coward and a traitor /s


DOOManiac

Who also never goes left.


flapd00dle

He just goes right until he's facing left.


killerkrez

Zoolander's doppelganger?


samuraisushison

Best comment


rotxsx

He's not an ambi-turner


mallik803

r/unexpectedzoolander


CrummyWombat

r/completelyexpectedzoander


Stunday

r/pavloviansubtag


AFloatingLantern

Came here for zoolander and was not disappointed


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

Maybe he hates Nascar.


teaqualizer

Or loves Australian Nascar


Pimp_Daddy_Patty

You might be on to something.


The-Futuristic-Salad

mostly because with him on your team, hed be the only one left /s


dippleshnaz

"On your left." - Not this guy.


Salvyz

Why going left while you can simply rotate 270 degrees and go right?


vipchicken

So OP is a *predictable* right-strafing cowardly crouch-walking retreating traitor.


Realcbear

He’s allright


ZeEntryFragger

It's bc he's always right


CobraDoesCanada

he's not an ambi-turner


hadgehoggy_speed

Yes because that's not right


JM-Gurgeh

~~traitor~~ baiter, probably... ^(/s)


Fenor

A master baiter


JM-Gurgeh

... explains the wear on the keyboard.


devstackio

lmfao


cerebralkrap

S-H-I-T mate you spelled out you're shit Silent croucHing traITor


KurtisPrime

An OSU player?


Drac4rys

My first thought too


Lunchtimeme

Looks like you're a Ctrl freak


NotCybercat

Practically no W wearing Much S wearing Much CTRL wearing Summary: Never advances, crouching, retreating coward.


HummusDips

That can only turn in one direction.


eGORapTure

Strafe*


CatmanDrucifer

I don’t know what kind of fingers you people have… do you glue sandpaper to your fingertips? I’ve never had this happen to my keyboards…


Head_Maintenance_323

it's either a bad keyboard or he had it for a very long time. It might also be both.


TezMono

If it was both, you'd see more wear on the other keys.


danielv123

Or she has long nails


Vaakumpaakum

Its this


ApexDamien

I'm late here but I recently got my fiance into emulators on my PC and my x and z keys are showing a little wear. She has long nails.


Av3ngedAngel

I bought a cheap shitty keyboard off eBay a few years ago and it did this in like a couple weeks lmao


Sumbatrex

There are different kinds of keycaps. Good keyboards have double-shot keycaps that don't wear. Cheap keyboards use painted plastic, and the paint wears off.


Renamis

Thing is this looks like a razer keyboard, and I've never had the paint budge off those things. And the build quality on those can be average to donkey. Idk what he's doing to those poor keys to get the paint to shift.


zoobrix

The low end razer keyboards just have painted keys whereas anything over $100 has double shot keys where the opaque part of the key is black plastic all the way through and the clear part is a separate piece of plastic that goes all the way down as well so wear won't rub anything off. On the cheaper painted ones it definitely will come off with a lot of use. Also the font on the keys doesn't look right to me for razer so that might explain the even worse quality but I could be wrong.


dakupurple

Have had razer keyboard since 2014, unless they've changed their typeface (I doubt it) it is not a razer keyboard.


TOWW67

I'm guessing it's from curling the fingers to hit lower keys. At the angle, the fingernail would definitely rub against the key while pressing it


Minimum_Confidence52

I've only had it happen to 1 keyboard and it was back-lit as well. Was mostly used for WoW at that time but it was different keys.


MstrKief

They're cheap keycaps, idk why this isn't higher. I won't even say "high quality," I'd just say "non garbage" keycaps are all "double shot" meaning they have 2 injections of plastic, one for the label, and a second for the finishing color of everything else. Can't rub off the label because it's colored plastic all the way through.


Graytis

Long fingernails. It's also cheap/old keyboards, but yeah... can confirm my nails are often too long and my keyboard looks similar to this. Right index finger I use as a guitar pick and my N and M keys wear out first, every time, just from regular typing. I usually trim them when I get fret buzz and that's about it, hence why my keys look like this. I'm a terrible human being.


kubbiss

Im surpriced no one mentioned how my C key is the most worn out lol. I play Warframe and TF2 a lot if that explains it. Anyways thx for the replies all :)


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People use C for crouch a lot


adx321

I do - and left shift for jump


MrZerodayz

Do you rocket or sticky jump a lot in TF2? That would explain why the W key is nearly unused


Heittohaarukka

Warframe explains the X key. But what about E key? Default melee is on E


brimston3-

I don't see how the w key doesn't have more wear from Warframe. Is it because nobody releases that key the entire mission?


Edstructor115

I thin that op has long nails that's why the keys you would pres with your nail are more damage that W which you would press with the bottom of your finger


trugrav

That’s some Sherlock level shit right there.


vTurnipTTV

if you look at the near side of the key caps you can see where they scratch the side off the w key. you’re 100% right


kevoisvevo

Most people spam 4 than melee lol


Crymmt

TF2 medic call spam? I know when I play at least it’s like second nature to constantly hit E whenever I take damage.


[deleted]

Dammit…I even JUST called out Fortnite default controls…I haven’t played Warframe in almost a year, I should have known :’(


Knightofpenandpaper

Is C bullet jump or roll on PC? I always spam those to go fast


Magmyte

Neither. Rolling is left shift, crouching is left ctrl, jumping is space (so bullet jump would be ctrl+space). C has no default bind so I put it on my gear wheel.


C0MPLX88

well that explains it, when you want to quickly go back you normally smash the s button, and your d finger is stronger than your a finger, or a weirdo idk


Grand-Loss-162

A hollow knight gamer


bonfire9211

With no healing no less


Eyeli

And he barely dashes


bonfire9211

Don't you mean jumps? He seem to dash quite a bit


Fry_super_fly

This makes you a gamer with longer nails and a cheap keyboard with painted on caps. When you press the upper keys its with the plum of your fingers. Lower keys are with the tip and more often with the nails. It say nothing about your ingame tactics other than you using keybindings for your thumb more then me.. Unless you use your index finger for the lower row too


BudgetKreed

Thank you. All these comments about how he retreats too much. W is usually the pad of your finger so it doesn't get worn down despite it definitely being used the most.


Touklako

The coward type. You clearly don't use W enough. Just rush in Leeroy Jenkins style.


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The_Weeb_Sleeve

FPS is just a point and click adventure change my mind


Couch_Potato935

A coward


UnsuspectingChief

you must spin around and go through games backwards. so a legendary gamer.


BuzzardRO

Ah i get it. You're left handed. Good one


StarmanXVII

Starcraft?


mrwynd

That's what I was thinking at first but no V and lots of CTRL, I'm not so sure.


ujtheghost

Cut your nails you damn being.


YouTubeSeanWick

Do you play a UPS driver simulator? They usually only make right turns lol


stacker55

one with a shitty keyboard?


8bitzombi

They need to invest in some double shot keycaps…


PepeVonCovfefe

French one


KenSchae

Brave Sir Robin


Rowe_boat

One who needs to trim their fingernails


Beebjank

Crouch spammer


Wildhype911

Greasy?


___zach_b

You strafe right too much


fizicks

You're not an ambiturner


DoomHumanity

Programmer


521julian

The v key is almost untouched


Fat-Umpalumpa

Derek Zoolander, can’t turn left


Epicsteel33

I didn't realize Derek Zoolander played video games


nerdcorr

The Derek Zoolander of gaming. (Can’t turn left)


montious

One with a shitty keycaps. My Razer Ornata Chroma keys wore like this very quickly. Using a Steelseries Apex Pro for almost a year now with zero key wear. Much better production quality.


IamNickJones

A gamer that bought a cheap keyboard on Amazon.


V1B3_GH0S7

Cheap, buy a new keyboard or keys /s


rgarciafghgcbg

First time heading to Balmora took me a few tries lol.


irvingdfhgvfxds

Why not screens with games running, or at least videos of games if we don’t want to pump electricity through the machines 24/7?


qrczakzdfcgnb

They're likely younger and just trying to get those sweet sweet upvotes.


citizenlfxgnfgngbh

What the hell is the Super Nintendo hanging with the second level relics?


artifex28

Are you possibly polish and enjoy writing your own name a lot, Mr. Wcssdxcdcx?


mmistry11

Fifa


Silent_Ambition101

A bad one


Kekoa3377

A button pressing one.


AppleJ33

It looks like semi-normal wear untill I try to place it to a genra. I mean, you seem to like to go backwards and right. And you use ctrl alot so you crouch? No spacebar wear, so no jumping? I am going with a Nascar game in Reverse.


blahyaddayadda24

You retreat alot and cannot spin left zoolander


Hardik_Prasanna

Mincraft player


IllustratorItchy6919

Professional, 10000+ hrs


Dee-Ko

I'll just pre aim to my left, then down and ill find your head 99% of the time. :D


Titaniatic

Tekken Player


awesomethingness

Emulator on default?


RatzMand0

Predictable


karbonatedkat

You started osu with the x and c keys but then you realized you play better with s and d recently so u switched to those.


Mike-The-Pike

Hentai jrpg made on rpgmaker. The arrow keys are equally worn


Electricengineer

Camper


Kushaevtm

The fapping kind? (I know these are not stains)


Costco_Guac69

Fortnite gamer


wannaquanta

I’m gonna guess CS go.


eevooh

You get intimidated by enemies to the front left