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Anyone know where Ezio is?

Anyone know where Ezio is?

Renzetii-chan

That man later gets assassinated by a person with a hood


btbcorno

Hooded man then blends into a group of monks, despite the fact that he is wearing a ton of armor and looks nothing like them.


[deleted]

One day a young man was going for a stroll, When to his surprise he went tumbling down a hole He tried to orient himself as the fall sent him a-reel When suddenly an ominous presence he did feel He turned around to come face to face with a man in a hood And his final words were “Well that’s sure not good.”


refuz04

And the las thing he heard was "Requiescat In Pace."


ILike2TpunchtheFB

Honestly a shit poem.


JackBinimbul

You're not very nice.


Idumb3

Bro he deleted his account fuck you


nodnodwinkwink

Going by the other comments it was just some copy cat account of prom for your sprog.


Troaweymon42

Let's hear yours!


pufferpig

*Mysterious hooded man watches* *(from a distance)* ...


Macasaurus-rex

Take a second to look awesome


MashedFuckingPotato

time to go


Macasaurus-rex

Walk in slow mo so you still look awesome


whitetrafficlight

A young man who went for a stroll Found himself tumbling down a hole. When he got to his feet, His heart skipped a beat. Then no more, for his head, it did roll.


Troaweymon42

Fantastic!


IdesBunny

A man was out walking a jaunt through the fields he stepped in a hole and then over he keeled at the bottom a wondrous cave he discovered but a hooded man stabbed him and fled undercover a lesson to learn from friend number one if you fall in a cave and see wonders play dumb


Troaweymon42

Bravissimo!


ThrowRA4202169

This cannot be upvoted enough


50ShadesofDiglett

Yes. Actually it can. Wtf has reddit come to that someone literally copy pasting another famous redditor's name, changing a single character, and making intentionally bad poems is acceptable. But we'll collectively cry about reposts. Fml.


lock_ed

Yeah he's kinda like a discount Sprog


wildlywell

All rhyme and no meter.


50ShadesofDiglett

He's much worse than discount sprog. He's counterfeit, cheap-knock off plagiarism sprog.


[deleted]

Discount, knock off, call it what you will I only ask that my passion you do not kill I like poetry too, and that should be okay It hurts my heart to see multiple who say nae


elephantphallus

Then change your fucking name, you uncreative git. You're stealing others' fame, and your poems are shit.


Djanko28

Buddy, poem all you want but don't ride someone else's success so obviously, at least come up with an original name


[deleted]

Sorry to hear that you look at my poems with disgust But this is my passion too, poetry is a must Multiple can share the same passion, I hope you understand I promise I do my best to be unique and not bland :)


wildlywell

If you like this sort of thing, you should look up meter in poetry. Right now you’re just writing lines that rhyme. It’s not good.


50ShadesofDiglett

No. You clearly don't. If you did, you'd have studied timing, cadance, rhythm and rhyme first. You wouldn't have completely plagiarized another famous redditor's name, you'd have created your own moniker and climbed through the comments like most others have. You're literally MacDonald's wondering why McDonald's is sueing you.


ninjaontour

I agree with everything but your last line, simply because of [this hilarious story](https://www.irishtimes.com/business/agribusiness-and-food/supermac-s-wins-trademark-battle-with-mcdonald-s-1.3758704).


[deleted]

I’d like to point out that sprog didn’t start perfect too This is my passion, despite the opinion from you


earlgonefishn

Then get a unique username. Have confidence in what you're doing without using a similar username that's established already. Maybe you're better but you're already copying a name. Be ~~better~~ unique and get upvotes from your talent alone.


DuivelsJong

Yes. This was the joke.


sofly12

Still looking awesome. (Tobuscus reference)


framed1234

Isn't he a rapist?


Virustable

There were sexual abuse allegations, and I seem to recall something about an underage fan.


harryp1998

You have failed this city


joelupi

That's a big rabbit hole if he fell all the way down it


WaifuSyndrome

How many fools can I kill today?


MeatWizrd

Too many to count, don’t get in my way


Rententee

I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow


VisualBoy011

tomahawk chop is my death blow


BloodMoon2005

Freedom fightin' machine


Consistent_Dinner_17

Big-ass hatchet in hand


AlreadyReddit-_-

I'm a full blown assassin, gonna slash your face, man


ali94127

I'm a very skilled assassin, killing dudes in ones and twos.


AlreadyReddit-_-

Chop your arm off, cry a river, heres a box of tis-sues


filthyweeb2406

When I jumping I be stunting you can never find me


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ssaketh_ch

Big-ass hatchet in hand


perpetrator42

i forgot the line after that but i loved when smosh did that


ericbyo

I absolutely loved that video as a kid. Completely forgot about til now.


julia__nicole_

i completely forgot about it until like two days ago when i watched it for the first time in a long time, then i got this meme


Luzer1211

same


perpetrator42

wait i just remembered. "too many to count dont get in my way"


FAAMG

Damn this line brings back so many memories


Djanko28

Riding over your clique, like the Delaware son I got my face on the dollar before this shits done


[deleted]

[I understood that reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PWq22E9CQ)


KDx3_

[I havent thought of this song in years.](https://youtu.be/12PWq22E9CQ)


Dekuscrub321

You can never find me in the bushes, in the haystack, in your mother's laundry


nizowosa

I can't believe how long is been since I've seen this. Ngl. I miss classic Smosh. I'd take them over any of the big people on YouTube these days


saifhossainkhan

I miss the old smosh


Pink-Gold-Peach

We all do. Or hey, maybe we just miss being younger! Either way, 2011 felt way better than it does now


TheOddEyes

Remember when RWJ was considered the unoriginal YouTuber? Dude's as original as Hamlet compared to today's YouTubers


KeemyKeem

Nah bro smosh now is actual ass


Epicjay

It's a little of both. I rewatched some old smosh and let's just say.... middle schoolers were definitely their target audience


KeemyKeem

Well yeah but it was still mad funny. I don’t think even middle schoolers now like new smosh.


taco_anus1

I just miss the forums I went on in 2011.


-ImJustSaiyan-

I miss old Smosh *and* old Smosh Games (Ian, Anthony, Sohinki, Joven, Lasercorn, Mari, Flitz, Wes)


Sceptile90

Are they all gone? I haven't watched Smosh in years but I liked those guys


saifhossainkhan

As far as i know only anthony left and new character came.just their channel structure has changed.same as assassins creed.once a stralth game now a rpg


TheDevilsAdvokaat

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-39193347


Doyouwantaspoon

Crazy the candles were still lit after all that time


Cyynric

The draugr keep them lit.


mr_ji

And bring in fresh apples despite the cave being locked, and in the middle of a frozen tundra


tigerct

I always thought those crypts were active places of prayer and mourning and the apples and stuff are offerings. I thought the draugr are only active because of the world being in strife. Maybe I’m filling in plot holes with things that seem to make sense to me and I’m completely wrong?


matthew0001

Little did we realize already lit torches were accurate, sorry ubisoft


gravspeed

There's a crate of modern machine gun parts and ammo in the corner too


13886435f25

Also some dead Templars with shoes and clothes that perfectly fit you


ahp105

Sorry *every game developer.* It’s one of my biggest pet leaves and shows up in every game with a spooky temple.


Sofia_a_destruidora

Pet leaf. Yes.


kalitarios

like the same door lock mechanism in mass effect regardless of what civilization, or if it pre-dated all of existing life over 50,000 years


ComfyDev

As a game developer working on a title which includes a spooky temple or two outside my dayjob, I'm going to pitch to the game designer that all temples not currently in use or haunted get their candles blown out.


h00dman

Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning Give me oil in my lamp, I pray Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning Keep me burning 'til the break of day Sing hosanna, sing hosanna Sing hosanna to the King of kings Sing hosanna, sing hosanna Sing hosanna, to the King! ... Sorry, talking about Templars and candles burning made me think of school assemblies!


TheDevilsAdvokaat

It is indeed! A secret order perhaps?


Hugh_Man

That's rad...


TheDevilsAdvokaat

It is. Kind of spooky too....


10_Virtues

Kinda disappointing it wasn’t a new discovery. But still cool.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

Yes...Not sure I'd be willing to go there at night time though...


10_Virtues

Why?


IndependentSense3164

Because he'll be busy sleeping? Duh.


sandrocket

You can see a lot of modern looking scratched letters in the fifth image. Guess the farmer wasn't the first who found the cave.


themangodess

Thanks for linking. I’m glad you realized that many of us wanna know what the fickle had hickled on thither.


Redditisnotrealityy

> According to local legend, the Caynton Caves, near Shifnal, in Shropshire, were used by followers of the Knights Templar in the 17th Century. Located less than a metre underground, they appear to be untouched structurally. Their original purpose is shrouded in mystery, but Historic England, which describes the caves as a "grotto", believes they were probably built in the late 18th or early 19th Century - hundreds of years after the Templar order was dissolved Title of post is wrong


Jarlan23

Would've been really cool if they knew what it was used for. From the looks of it, it looks like a ton of work was put into creating it. I wonder what happens when you have something like that in your backyard. Does the property get taken by the government or museum?


whenmattsattack

why the fuck did they just seal it up??


Jim_Carr_laughing

>to keep away vandals and practitioners of "black magic". Why the fuck did you just stop reading in the middle of a sentence?


whenmattsattack

because it seems to be of historical/archeological significance, so sealing it up because some teenagers got in seems insanely stupid compared to the anthropological significance of the site


SithAlpaca

It's standard practice to seal sites up until professionals can actually get to research it


bobbysnyder2001

Oh i thought they would just seal it up forever lol


kalitarios

Alexa, play Kiss From a Rose by Seal


GrantMK2

Besides not sounding like it's that historically important a site, if they've already gone through the site to study it, there isn't much reason to keep it open. It can be reopened later for future study, and the public *was* going in there and possibly damaging a historical site.


centran

Well if it's Templar then we can go full on conspiracy theory. The Free Masons have people within the police and government so they had it sealed up to protect their secrets.


Rock_Wrong

They didn't fill it with concrete or collapse it lol. They put up a fence, some CCTV and then just blocked the entrance. Why are you speculating instead of actually looking up what happened?


whenmattsattack

jesus, i read what was in the article. it just said it was sealed up. nothing about it being preserved. i appreciate it if other people add more context but please stop acting like i didn’t read the article


TheDevilsAdvokaat

I think some shady people were doing shady stuff in there.


nosomodi

Funny enough, Anthony is dressed as Connor here


No-Plate-4984

On our way soldier


Outi5

What video is that bottom pic from? I remember seeing it years ago, but I can’t find it.


llamabookstore

Assasins creed song by smosh


Outi5

Much appreciated


Doehap

The scaffolding and other structures should still be 100% capable of withstanding extreme parkour


EndasTV

*ezio's family kicks in*


cloudforested

Still listen to the AC2 soundtrack more than ten years later. One of my all time favourite video game soundtracks.


TheFountainGuard

It’s honestly the best one. I like to listen to it when I’m jumping on a trampoline or swinging on those big metal swings.


ThehighGroundisTall

The Flight version is really good too.


SirRyobi

Dudes name is Micheal Scott, no one want to talk about that?


AtlasFirst

No


NecRobin

oooooh the tomahawk song


NightBlade96666

Assassin in Wonderland


Rollochimper

May the father of understanding guide us?


firowind

We're there already lit candles everywhere?


SirSnapdragon

So this is what happens when you watch all the hololive clips...


LostWolf1

Pretty sure thats the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh from Monty Python


Terakahn

He's clearly right there in that pile of hay


TheGravyGuy

No, that's Connor


OkayStayMad

*Man’s gotta EAT*


jLamwuzhere

That’s a BIG rabbit


AnyNamesLeftAnymore

My first thought when playing Odyssey was 'how are people not finding all of this obvious shit?'. Looks like IRL humans are also pretty oblivious sometimes.


fuckdeliasmith

Ezio, over here


Mikanojo

i want to meet the rabbit that makes holes big enough for a man to stumble into. 🐇


GIlCAnjos

Buried near Florence, probably


Taco_G_

Literally the only song I’ve ever bought on apple music. If I ever accidentally hit play on my headphones when nothing is on, I’m blasted with this.


columbus8myhw

Once I fell down a Wikipedia hole and found out about Turkish underground cities


_ENDR_

In the bushes, in the haystacks, in your mother's laundry.


Jalmondbro

How many fools can I kill today?


ILikegoldfish674

Too many to count, don’t get in myyyyy way


FLDiaperLuv

Grandfather was a free mason. Never initiated my dad or me.


yamaha2000us

You have to ask to be a Freemason. There is no membership drive.


CPM17

They aren't a secret society either. They hold secrets, but they aren't some sinister cult.


FLDiaperLuv

That makes sense then.


mrporco43

My favorite part of 3 was Last of the Mohicaning everything.


Opposite-Matja

*Bro say the line*, ok..."Infidel die!!".


Ancient_diety

With candles still lit?


HotPotatoWithCheese

Pretty cool little cave ngl


Nolzi

Better than ending up in 1986


camyok

That's Connor though.


QuarantineSucksALot

Probably shouldn’t know/don’t remember this...


Nihtrepaps

Were the templar called Alice?


MrTurleWrangler

When you roll a NAT 20 on a perception check in a seemingly empty field


evan-fuller

Finally you’re awake


ShortNefariousness2

Ezio is at Motereggione having a little look at the book, as always.


Icemann336

I just started playing ACII for the first time in many years and this meme shows up in my feed wtf


Homofabulous

Leo Davinci immediately starts asking where you've been and throws new blades at you.


AtlasFirst

Bet the cave is haunted


SpaceLemur34

Alice is an assassin.


Ajcoligan

How TF does a normal sized man "stumble down" a RABBIT HOLE? Tf is he Mario going down the pipe? Shrunk his ass in size?


gusgenius

Tomahawk, Tomahawk !!


Pro_MEMER568

AC fans having a breakdown


Normie0

Bro om sure i Saw Those 3am Indian fellas build that cave


Grandmaster_CHOnK

Achievement get!: Ancient Ruins


screamsterz

Again?


Xehanz

Is this a Monty Python reference? The killer bunny?


dcisgold

Wait, we’re the Templars real?


BananaPieTasteGood

Not sure if you are being serious or not, but they were. If you look up "Knights Templar" you can find more information on it ;)


iNANEaRTIFACToh

Yes, they were a crusader faction that rose to prominence in the 12-13th century. After the period of the crusades, they became bankers and were eventually killed and shut down by the French king for heresy in the 15th(?) century.


Alconasier

XIVth century, courtesy of Philippe le Bel.


doej134567

Many of the facts these Assassins Creed stories are based on and sometimes even parts of the stories themselfs are grounded in reality. That's what makes them such interesting and believable stories. Ofcourse surviving a jump off the tallest buildings at the time into a tiny hey stack or some artifacts that come close to space-magic or literally anime-goods (looking at you ac: origins...) are most likely from the realm of fiction, but that aside I have probably learned more in a few hours of ac gameplay than in multiple years of history lessons in high scool... maybe teachers should finally move on from stupid 2-color whiteboads / presentation slides to the new age of colerfull interactive technology. But what do I know...


mrrockydong

Bruh….


SlothOfDoom

Yes. But not like fucking Assassin Creed, which is quite obviously fiction.


TahoeLT

Wait, what? You can't dive off a tall building and land injury-free?


Everestkid

You missed landing in hay. It's very important.


Deitaphobia

https://youtu.be/oseHfeIWJHg?t=10


SlothOfDoom

Well, it's worth a shot I suppose.


caronare

Still exist to this day, just not as medieval and all.


CPM17

Apart from the Assassins themselves, most of the stuff in the early games is based on real history. It's alt-history, but the groups are all real.


cytepotato

I dont understand why you are down voted just for asking a legit question, nobody can know everything so it's always good to ask


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reddit-wrote_it

What do they do?


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zackmophobes

Yeah man they were the arm of the church that did the special stuff. During the crusades they carried out missions of "recovery" (looting) of artifacts from the holy land. There's actually a decent chance that a group of them sailed to America/canada and buried some treasure, check out the curse of oak island for more there.


Mloxard_CZ

I was scared to google that lol, thought it was some two girls one cup bullshit or something


zackmophobes

Lmao nah it's a show on history channel where they uncover some buried treasure. Pretty cool show and tells about the Templars n stuff.


Frietpatatappelmoes

Never trust anything from the History Channel.


zackmophobes

Haha true is a bunch of leading questions. Did the Templars bury treasure in north America? We're they here before Columbus? Find out this evening in a long drawn out episode that leaves you with no answers and more questions!


LeafFallGround

I guess videogames do have a negative impact


[deleted]

Cringe meme.


wettaco8365

I knew where this was going


CapnThrash

Ah, back before Smosh completely went to shit. I miss the old Smosh. EDIT: At least I'm pretty sure that this is from a Smosh video, not entirely certain though.


Newtrat

Ezio literally died in front of his daughter and wife while sitting on a bench in Florence. Poor daughter. F