Anyone know where Ezio is?
By - BananaPieTasteGood
That man later gets assassinated by a person with a hood
Hooded man then blends into a group of monks, despite the fact that he is wearing a ton of armor and looks nothing like them.
One day a young man was going for a stroll,
When to his surprise he went tumbling down a hole
He tried to orient himself as the fall sent him a-reel
When suddenly an ominous presence he did feel
He turned around to come face to face with a man in a hood
And his final words were “Well that’s sure not good.”
And the las thing he heard was "Requiescat In Pace."
Honestly a shit poem.
You're not very nice.
Bro he deleted his account fuck you
Going by the other comments it was just some copy cat account of prom for your sprog.
Let's hear yours!
*Mysterious hooded man watches*
*(from a distance)*
Take a second to look awesome
time to go
Walk in slow mo so you still look awesome
A young man who went for a stroll
Found himself tumbling down a hole.
When he got to his feet,
His heart skipped a beat.
Then no more, for his head, it did roll.
A man was out walking a jaunt through the fields
he stepped in a hole and then over he keeled
at the bottom a wondrous cave he discovered
but a hooded man stabbed him and fled undercover
a lesson to learn from friend number one
if you fall in a cave and see wonders
This cannot be upvoted enough
Yes. Actually it can. Wtf has reddit come to that someone literally copy pasting another famous redditor's name, changing a single character, and making intentionally bad poems is acceptable. But we'll collectively cry about reposts. Fml.
Yeah he's kinda like a discount Sprog
All rhyme and no meter.
He's much worse than discount sprog. He's counterfeit, cheap-knock off plagiarism sprog.
Discount, knock off, call it what you will
I only ask that my passion you do not kill
I like poetry too, and that should be okay
It hurts my heart to see multiple who say nae
Then change your fucking name,
you uncreative git.
You're stealing others' fame,
and your poems are shit.
Buddy, poem all you want but don't ride someone else's success so obviously, at least come up with an original name
Sorry to hear that you look at my poems with disgust
But this is my passion too, poetry is a must
Multiple can share the same passion, I hope you understand
I promise I do my best to be unique and not bland :)
If you like this sort of thing, you should look up meter in poetry. Right now you’re just writing lines that rhyme. It’s not good.
No. You clearly don't. If you did, you'd have studied timing, cadance, rhythm and rhyme first. You wouldn't have completely plagiarized another famous redditor's name, you'd have created your own moniker and climbed through the comments like most others have. You're literally MacDonald's wondering why McDonald's is sueing you.
I agree with everything but your last line, simply because of [this hilarious story](https://www.irishtimes.com/business/agribusiness-and-food/supermac-s-wins-trademark-battle-with-mcdonald-s-1.3758704).
I’d like to point out that sprog didn’t start perfect too
This is my passion, despite the opinion from you
Then get a unique username. Have confidence in what you're doing without using a similar username that's established already.
Maybe you're better but you're already copying a name. Be ~~better~~ unique and get upvotes from your talent alone.
Yes. This was the joke.
Still looking awesome.
Isn't he a rapist?
There were sexual abuse allegations, and I seem to recall something about an underage fan.
You have failed this city
That's a big rabbit hole if he fell all the way down it
How many fools can I kill today?
Too many to count, don’t get in my way
I shoot a mofo in the throat with my bow
tomahawk chop is my death blow
Freedom fightin' machine
Big-ass hatchet in hand
I'm a full blown assassin, gonna slash your face, man
I'm a very skilled assassin, killing dudes in ones and twos.
Chop your arm off, cry a river, heres a box of tis-sues
When I jumping I be stunting you can never find me
i forgot the line after that but i loved when smosh did that
I absolutely loved that video as a kid. Completely forgot about til now.
i completely forgot about it until like two days ago when i watched it for the first time in a long time, then i got this meme
wait i just remembered. "too many to count dont get in my way"
Damn this line brings back so many memories
Riding over your clique, like the Delaware son
I got my face on the dollar before this shits done
[I understood that reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12PWq22E9CQ)
[I havent thought of this song in years.](https://youtu.be/12PWq22E9CQ)
You can never find me in the bushes, in the haystack, in your mother's laundry
I can't believe how long is been since I've seen this. Ngl. I miss classic Smosh. I'd take them over any of the big people on YouTube these days
I miss the old smosh
We all do. Or hey, maybe we just miss being younger! Either way, 2011 felt way better than it does now
Remember when RWJ was considered the unoriginal YouTuber?
Dude's as original as Hamlet compared to today's YouTubers
Nah bro smosh now is actual ass
It's a little of both. I rewatched some old smosh and let's just say.... middle schoolers were definitely their target audience
Well yeah but it was still mad funny. I don’t think even middle schoolers now like new smosh.
I just miss the forums I went on in 2011.
I miss old Smosh *and* old Smosh Games (Ian, Anthony, Sohinki, Joven, Lasercorn, Mari, Flitz, Wes)
Are they all gone? I haven't watched Smosh in years but I liked those guys
As far as i know only anthony left and new character came.just their channel structure has changed.same as assassins creed.once a stralth game now a rpg
Crazy the candles were still lit after all that time
The draugr keep them lit.
And bring in fresh apples despite the cave being locked, and in the middle of a frozen tundra
I always thought those crypts were active places of prayer and mourning and the apples and stuff are offerings. I thought the draugr are only active because of the world being in strife. Maybe I’m filling in plot holes with things that seem to make sense to me and I’m completely wrong?
Little did we realize already lit torches were accurate, sorry ubisoft
There's a crate of modern machine gun parts and ammo in the corner too
Also some dead Templars with shoes and clothes that perfectly fit you
Sorry *every game developer.* It’s one of my biggest pet leaves and shows up in every game with a spooky temple.
Pet leaf. Yes.
like the same door lock mechanism in mass effect regardless of what civilization, or if it pre-dated all of existing life over 50,000 years
As a game developer working on a title which includes a spooky temple or two outside my dayjob, I'm going to pitch to the game designer that all temples not currently in use or haunted get their candles blown out.
Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning
Give me oil in my lamp, I pray
Give me oil in my lamp, keep me burning
Keep me burning 'til the break of day
Sing hosanna, sing hosanna
Sing hosanna to the King of kings
Sing hosanna, sing hosanna
Sing hosanna, to the King!
Sorry, talking about Templars and candles burning made me think of school assemblies!
It is indeed!
A secret order perhaps?
It is. Kind of spooky too....
Kinda disappointing it wasn’t a new discovery. But still cool.
Yes...Not sure I'd be willing to go there at night time though...
Because he'll be busy sleeping? Duh.
You can see a lot of modern looking scratched letters in the fifth image. Guess the farmer wasn't the first who found the cave.
Thanks for linking. I’m glad you realized that many of us wanna know what the fickle had hickled on thither.
> According to local legend, the Caynton Caves, near Shifnal, in Shropshire, were used by followers of the Knights Templar in the 17th Century.
Located less than a metre underground, they appear to be untouched structurally.
Their original purpose is shrouded in mystery, but Historic England, which describes the caves as a "grotto", believes they were probably built in the late 18th or early 19th Century - hundreds of years after the Templar order was dissolved
Title of post is wrong
Would've been really cool if they knew what it was used for. From the looks of it, it looks like a ton of work was put into creating it.
I wonder what happens when you have something like that in your backyard. Does the property get taken by the government or museum?
why the fuck did they just seal it up??
>to keep away vandals and practitioners of "black magic".
Why the fuck did you just stop reading in the middle of a sentence?
because it seems to be of historical/archeological significance, so sealing it up because some teenagers got in seems insanely stupid compared to the anthropological significance of the site
It's standard practice to seal sites up until professionals can actually get to research it
Oh i thought they would just seal it up forever lol
Alexa, play Kiss From a Rose by Seal
Besides not sounding like it's that historically important a site, if they've already gone through the site to study it, there isn't much reason to keep it open. It can be reopened later for future study, and the public *was* going in there and possibly damaging a historical site.
Well if it's Templar then we can go full on conspiracy theory. The Free Masons have people within the police and government so they had it sealed up to protect their secrets.
They didn't fill it with concrete or collapse it lol. They put up a fence, some CCTV and then just blocked the entrance.
Why are you speculating instead of actually looking up what happened?
jesus, i read what was in the article. it just said it was sealed up. nothing about it being preserved. i appreciate it if other people add more context but please stop acting like i didn’t read the article
I think some shady people were doing shady stuff in there.
Funny enough, Anthony is dressed as Connor here
On our way soldier
What video is that bottom pic from? I remember seeing it years ago, but I can’t find it.
Assasins creed song by smosh
The scaffolding and other structures should still be 100% capable of withstanding extreme parkour
*ezio's family kicks in*
Still listen to the AC2 soundtrack more than ten years later. One of my all time favourite video game soundtracks.
It’s honestly the best one. I like to listen to it when I’m jumping on a trampoline or swinging on those big metal swings.
The Flight version is really good too.
Dudes name is Micheal Scott, no one want to talk about that?
oooooh the tomahawk song
Assassin in Wonderland
May the father of understanding guide us?
We're there already lit candles everywhere?
So this is what happens when you watch all the hololive clips...
Pretty sure thats the home of the Legendary Black Beast of Arrrghhh from Monty Python
He's clearly right there in that pile of hay
No, that's Connor
*Man’s gotta EAT*
That’s a BIG rabbit
My first thought when playing Odyssey was 'how are people not finding all of this obvious shit?'. Looks like IRL humans are also pretty oblivious sometimes.
Ezio, over here
i want to meet the rabbit that makes holes big enough for a man to stumble into. 🐇
Buried near Florence, probably
Literally the only song I’ve ever bought on apple music.
If I ever accidentally hit play on my headphones when nothing is on, I’m blasted with this.
Once I fell down a Wikipedia hole and found out about Turkish underground cities
In the bushes, in the haystacks, in your mother's laundry.
Too many to count, don’t get in myyyyy way
Grandfather was a free mason. Never initiated my dad or me.
You have to ask to be a Freemason. There is no membership drive.
They aren't a secret society either. They hold secrets, but they aren't some sinister cult.
That makes sense then.
My favorite part of 3 was Last of the Mohicaning everything.
*Bro say the line*, ok..."Infidel die!!".
With candles still lit?
Pretty cool little cave ngl
Better than ending up in 1986
That's Connor though.
Probably shouldn’t know/don’t remember this...
Were the templar called Alice?
When you roll a NAT 20 on a perception check in a seemingly empty field
Finally you’re awake
Ezio is at Motereggione having a little look at the book, as always.
I just started playing ACII for the first time in many years and this meme shows up in my feed wtf
Leo Davinci immediately starts asking where you've been and throws new blades at you.
Bet the cave is haunted
Alice is an assassin.
How TF does a normal sized man "stumble down" a RABBIT HOLE? Tf is he Mario going down the pipe? Shrunk his ass in size?
Tomahawk, Tomahawk !!
AC fans having a breakdown
Bro om sure i Saw Those 3am Indian fellas build that cave
Achievement get!: Ancient Ruins
Is this a Monty Python reference? The killer bunny?
Wait, we’re the Templars real?
Not sure if you are being serious or not, but they were. If you look up "Knights Templar" you can find more information on it ;)
Yes, they were a crusader faction that rose to prominence in the 12-13th century. After the period of the crusades, they became bankers and were eventually killed and shut down by the French king for heresy in the 15th(?) century.
XIVth century, courtesy of Philippe le Bel.
Many of the facts these Assassins Creed stories are based on and sometimes even parts of the stories themselfs are grounded in reality. That's what makes them such interesting and believable stories. Ofcourse surviving a jump off the tallest buildings at the time into a tiny hey stack or some artifacts that come close to space-magic or literally anime-goods (looking at you ac: origins...) are most likely from the realm of fiction, but that aside I have probably learned more in a few hours of ac gameplay than in multiple years of history lessons in high scool... maybe teachers should finally move on from stupid 2-color whiteboads / presentation slides to the new age of colerfull interactive technology. But what do I know...
Yes. But not like fucking Assassin Creed, which is quite obviously fiction.
Wait, what? You can't dive off a tall building and land injury-free?
You missed landing in hay. It's very important.
Well, it's worth a shot I suppose.
Still exist to this day, just not as medieval and all.
Apart from the Assassins themselves, most of the stuff in the early games is based on real history. It's alt-history, but the groups are all real.
I dont understand why you are down voted just for asking a legit question, nobody can know everything so it's always good to ask
What do they do?
Yeah man they were the arm of the church that did the special stuff. During the crusades they carried out missions of "recovery" (looting) of artifacts from the holy land. There's actually a decent chance that a group of them sailed to America/canada and buried some treasure, check out the curse of oak island for more there.
I was scared to google that lol, thought it was some two girls one cup bullshit or something
Lmao nah it's a show on history channel where they uncover some buried treasure. Pretty cool show and tells about the Templars n stuff.
Never trust anything from the History Channel.
Haha true is a bunch of leading questions. Did the Templars bury treasure in north America? We're they here before Columbus? Find out this evening in a long drawn out episode that leaves you with no answers and more questions!
I guess videogames do have a negative impact
I knew where this was going
Ah, back before Smosh completely went to shit. I miss the old Smosh.
EDIT: At least I'm pretty sure that this is from a Smosh video, not entirely certain though.
Ezio literally died in front of his daughter and wife while sitting on a bench in Florence. Poor daughter. F