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FodziCz

They LITERALLY have a bike road 2 METERS ON THE RIGHT GOING ALONG THE ROAD!!!!


ParticularBiscotti66

Bikers like this don't care. If they are emblazoned in biker gear they think they belong on the road like all other vehicles. As a biker myself, I would be on that bike trail like white on rice. Fuck setting myself up to get hit.


altaccountsixyaboi

That's a footpath, from the looks of it, which is illegal to cycle on in most states. They have just as much of a right to be there as a motorist or motorcycle. If you've ever used a bike path, you might notice they don't always go where you need. The footpath above seems to head of to the right into the woods, rather than go towards anything.


Helplure

Its not a bike road


Chlawl

Can't tell you how many times I've been on a trail to the right like that and been told by a cop that I have to get off because that's for pedestrians.


Simon676

That is a sidewalk, they are not allowed there


dannx001

i hope this person never hits anyone. i can imagine a judge playing this in court.


Critical_Bet_4662

She does have a nice voice though..lol. and the bikers did push over. Maybe she needs to chill out.


PsyChucky

Maybe the cyclists should go on the dedicated bike lane


gggraW

Exactly. The war between bikers and drivers exist only because of stupid bikers and stupid drivers. We need people to be more reasonable in the traffic.


Critical_Bet_4662

True that!!


altaccountsixyaboi

That's a footpath, from the looks of it, which is illegal to cycle on in most states. They have just as much of a right to be there as a motorist or motorcycle. If you've ever used a bike path, you might notice they don't always go where you need. The footpath above seems to head of to the right into the woods, rather than go towards anything.


PsyChucky

National road, no bicycle allowed on the main road. It's just that simple.


altaccountsixyaboi

Why? Plenty of people need to get places and don't own a car, bikes are far less polluting, far less dangerous, have been given the same rights as motorists for a century, and don't damage the roads. Seems really elitist of you.


PsyChucky

Why? Cuz bicycle always loses against cars. It's for their own safety. It's a specific issue with these kind of cyclists, they think they can go everywhere if they ride in groups and shit on the safety rules just because they can get higher speeds on their bike.


altaccountsixyaboi

By that logic, only 18-wheelers should be allowed on the road because a crash with one of them and a Prius would kill everyone in the smaller car. I've not observed any kind of elitists attitude from cyclists, nor do we see it here. In fact, with them single-file pressed up against the shoulder wearing helmets and with bikes with reflectors, I cannot imagine them being more courteous to others on the road. I can't say the same for the idiot who recorded the video while driving, however.


PsyChucky

Grasping to conclusions without any evidence. First of all you call the driver an idiot. So who is filming actually? Do you hear that second voice asking her to not sing? Proof enough that another set of hands could be holding the phone. Now who is the idiot? If the cyclist were courteous the would go on the damn bicycle lane. It's very clear this is a national road where only motor vehicles are allowed.


altaccountsixyaboi

Grasping to conclusions without any evidence. >You call the driver an idiot. The driver, who is in control of the horn, is singing, driving, and filming. You can hear the other person in the cab telling her to stop. Even if she isn't driving, which we can see that she is, she's singing about violent acts towards people minding their own business. That's quite idiotic. >If the cyclist were courteous the would go on the damn bicycle lane. There's no bike lane here, only a footpath that goes off into the woods (they could be arrested for using, they could hurt pedestrians, and they might not want to go into the woods) >It's very clear this is a national road where only motor vehicles are allowed. How? Cyclists are allowed on national roads in most of the developed world because they have to get the same places cars do, often.


TrueTurtleking1

But thats a pedestrian lane, the bike lane is the tiny strip on the side of the road


PsyChucky

Most definitely not a pedestrian lane. See how the lane is red where it crosses the road? It would not be red if this was for pedestrians


SKVRluci

If that's the bike lane then are the pedestrians supposed to walk on the turf/snow?


PsyChucky

It's a national road between villages/towns. Usually pedestrians don't walk here but if they want they are allowed to walk on the bike lane. However you look at it the bicycles should not be on the road.


filtersweep

Maybe not. The speed is 50. A group can easily hold that pace. Paths are for dogs, kids, prams— are dangerous to bike on.


Dio_Yuji

What bike lane?


Simon676

That's a sidewalk, they aren't allowed there


dannx001

is “motherly tone” i think that makes her voice nice. life is weird.


FireInPaperBox

Hahaha damn


VSSAVAGE

Binod


Supi09

Vinod


SingleTrackEnthusist

Drivers do dumb shit that gets people killed constantly but when cyclists do something harmless but annoying it's time to grab the pitch forks and get homicidal.


AvogadrosMoleSauce

Jesus, this psychotic woman should not be allowed to use a vehicle.


Carlos_Caracas

Fuck carbrains


Comprehensive_Ad7095

While I love cars, tractor trailers that provide (efficient) transportation/ logistics, & etc... I still opt to ride my bicycle, walk, skateboard & carpool when I can. Honestly, we'd have LESS traffic issues if some car drivers would be willing to ride share ( bus or carpool) and maybe even just slow down & enjoy the sound of their radio without having a racing mentality.


rbanks0649

As a driver, I understand the frustration


Maism45

As a cylclist I do not understand why they even let the truck pass.


rbanks0649

Because they feared for their lives. Looking at the other truck, it’s a European country w skinny roads. I would have been frustrated, but I would have stayed behind them and waited for the road to open up. In america, cyclist go out in the country, away from traffic or use the wider shoulder


jokersleuth

this thread is peak american carbrain.


altaccountsixyaboi

It's the craziest thing I've ever seen. These cyclists are doing everything correctly and people are flipping our because they have the same rights to the road as cars.


zakanova

Convenience will always outweigh human lives We're so F\*ing stupid


jojogrizzly68

I am conflicted. I love biking for exercise, but hate almost all bikers. Get on the damned bike path. Edit: i’m going to full Peter Griffin on this thing. You know what really grinds my gears? Bikers who ride on the damn line instead of the shoulder (or the path!!). Listen, dude. You’re biking at 15 mph in a 30 zone. That shit ain’t right. You’re riding in a peloton, your ass better be going 25 at a minimum.


manowtf

There's no bike path there, only a pedestrian path. There's no law of the jungle that says the bigger your mode of transport, the more rights you have on the road.


Key_Ad_151

Yes there is. You can tell by the white marking and the red part when it crosses the street on the right.


manowtf

That red part isn't an indication of a bike path at all. But more obviously, where do you think the pedestrians walk?


Key_Ad_151

They don't, it's obviously a road without pedestrians. In your logic: where do cyclist have to go? No way they'd be forced on the main road without any markings or designated lane.


manowtf

There's a pedestrian path literally on the right..


Key_Ad_151

Except that it isn't. This is obviously a bike path. Do you live in Belgium? Very standard bicycle lane right there.


Drafgo

That wider path on the right is a bike path, as seen by the red part at the crossing. The cyclists are illegaly cycling on the road and are therefore annoying.


altaccountsixyaboi

It's not illegal to use the road if there's a bike path, especially if the bike path doesn't connect to where you're going.


Dependent_Chair6104

I’m still not sure it’s illegal regardless—maybe rude if that path is intended for cyclists, but I’m not aware of anywhere where cyclists aren’t allowed on this type of road. Could be wrong though, but also I still would argue they don’t deserve to be run over by her truck (honk honk).


manowtf

Red part does not mean bike path. Where do the the pedestrians walk after that?


ResidentDragonfly747

This is in Belgium and I am 100% sure its a bike path, sadly if you are a pedestrian your fked bc there is no place for you on that road in particular.


DiamondBalls777

Okay then use the pedestrian path if no ones on it ya puss. No law of the jungle!


ShatterCyst

Except there literally are laws of the road. Which say bicycles can be on the road.


TheXenoRaptorAuthor

In some places it's also just plain not legal for bikers to be on pedestrian spaces.


altaccountsixyaboi

That's a footpath, from the looks of it, which is illegal to cycle on in most states. They have just as much of a right to be there as a motorist or motorcycle. If you've ever used a bike path, you might notice they don't always go where you need. The footpath above seems to head of to the right into the woods, rather than go towards anything.


D1sp4tcht

Is that not a bike lane just to the right? Or is that a sidewalk?


SKVRluci

Usually the the bike lane is between the side walk and the road. That tiny strip is probably a bike lane. Many people here want the bikes to go on that other lane and they must also want the pedestrians to walk on the grass or snow s:


Mr_Gamer21

The dude in the background asking her to please stop.


JoshuaWilliamFogarty

There’s literally a sidewalk right beside them?


altaccountsixyaboi

It's illegal for cyclists to ride on the sidewalk in most jurisdictions, and for good reason (it's more dangerous to pedestrians)


alexfrancisburchard

It's also more dangerous to cyclists to use the sidewalk, because cars don't look for objects travelling at 15mph when turning right or left, and don't see cyclists, resulting in running them over a lot.


shwdps

When you are born without a brain. Damn cyclist.


awozie

I can’t stand bikers. Only ppl who choose to workout on public streets and cause traffic hazards


jokersleuth

as opposed to the *checks notes* 7000 car accidents caused daily in the US by cars, or the *checks notes* 100,000 car accidents globally daily? But sure, bicycles are the problem for trying to enjoy the road they pay taxes for.


awozie

Thank you, I now view slow moving bicyclists clogging up busy streets much less annoying or as any kind of road hazard.


jokersleuth

if you can't drive on the same road with a slow moving cyclist, then maybe you shouldn't be driving in the first place.


awozie

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yDk8jyItrv8


altaccountsixyaboi

I've never seen a dumber YouTube video. Ah, yes, cyclists using their hand to signal a left turn is the downfall of society.


Frittenverteiler

As you say, streets are public. So for everybody, including bikers. Nobody ever got late because of a bike, the issue usually is you already starting late


EggBoyMyHero

People downvoting you but you're absolutely right. People out there buying massive 4 tonne yank tanks to stroke their ego and think they're more entitled to the road than these people. Happy to sit in heavy traffic but the second they lose 1 second of their commute they lose their mind!


objectiveliest

When is the last time a cyclist killed someone? Please tell me exactly how they're the hazard?


PhysicalTheRapist69

Disagree, cars are one of the leading causes of death. They pollute like crazy, are a huge part of greenhouse gas emissions, are a big cause of incredibly destructive mining for valuable metals, and a lot of things like tires are rarely disposed or recycled well. If you can ride a bike instead of using a car to do your daily tasks, *especially* in the city, then biking is great. Really the problem is the fact that everyone drives cars. If nobody used cars when they could otherwise use other transportation, we could just build up public transit systems and we'd have an incredibly huge effect on public health. This includes reduction of healthcare costs, and reduction on the damage we're doing to the environment. I can't stand people who use cars when they don't have to. edit: If you're American, it's likely the issue with cyclists and cars is an infrastructure one. Bikes should be used on streets, not roads, and if you're In the US you've got a lot of these awful things called strodes [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y\_SXXTBypIg&t=3s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_SXXTBypIg&t=3s). This causes cycling and vehicle traffic to conflict, since it really isn't a good place for bikes and they have no alternative.


awozie

Disagree, nothing pollutes our environment more than the hot air from a bicyclists mouth explaining how they arnt a nuisance, and street hazards on busy road ways for other drivers. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yDk8jyItrv8


altaccountsixyaboi

I've never seen a dumber YouTube video. Ah, yes, cyclists using their hand to signal a left turn is the downfall of society. If you've ever tried riding your bicycle anywhere, motorists are uniquely dangerous, and cyclists aren't exactly the elists there.


PhysicalTheRapist69

You clearly have 0 interest in an actual debate or being open to changing your opinion. Like most people you just get angry or defensive instead, so have a good day :)


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altaccountsixyaboi

What? Bikes are legally not allowed on sidewalks in most jurisdictions, and are protected by... a helmet? Vs. cars, which have anti-lock brakes, airbags, seatbelts, are thousands of pounds heavier, etc.


Nolovve

If only sidewalks existed, in most jurisdictions bikes CAN ride on a sidewalk. I’m also making a joke, obviously a car wins but that doesn’t mean other drivers and people around won’t be affected if an accident were to happen. Slow drivers cause more accidents than speeding drivers, imagine if you got a slow cyclist in front of you.


altaccountsixyaboi

**This is untrue**. In most states, unless you're a child, it's highly [illegal to ride your bike on the sidewalk or footpaths](https://www.findlaw.com/legalblogs/law-and-life/legal-to-ride-a-bike-on-sidewalk/). These cyclists are doing a perfect job here. I cannot think of anything they could do that wouldn't endanger them or be illegal.


Nolovve

Bold to say “Highly illegal” Highly illegal is murder or RICO cases, not riding a bike on a sidewalk. On top of that it’s not a statewide law in any of the 4 out of 46 states where it’s illegal according to that article, and only seemingly illegal in highly dense populated areas. Even if these cyclists aren’t doing anything wrong In this very short clip, doesn’t mean the risk factor isn’t at a constant as opposed as if they just rode on the sidewalk. This article shows statistics and examples of how dangerous it can be due to negligence of both driver and cyclist. https://www.peoplepoweredmovement.org/bicycle-accidents-in-the-united-states/


objectiveliest

So you're actually advocating for this woman to willingly run them over? Talk about being a sack of shit.


Nolovve

No, I’m advocating awareness on a shared road. Just make sure you wear your helmet tight, on and off your bike.


Comprehensive_Ad7095

Exactly. That was a shitty line of thinking, shittier choice in harboring it long enough to sing about it, and an overflowing sack of shit for posting the song, online , where it can spread the poison of intolerance.


tindarius

Spend thousands of dollars of tax payer money to give them their own road and they still travel on the main road.... if you own a bicycle fuck you


altaccountsixyaboi

Cyclists have just as much right to the roads, especially because they don't pollute nearly as much as cars or destroy the roads. The law also doesn't allow them.on footpaths like we see on the right there, and if a bike path doesn't go where you need it, you have every right to use the road.


tindarius

If you wanted to be treated like a car act like a car do you know how many stupid ass cyclist I've seen run stop signs and red lights. Fucking pick one either be the pedestrian you want to be or be the car you pretend to be


jokersleuth

I wonder how many fatalities bicycles have caused by running stop signs and red lights, *checks notes* none! How many have cars caused? *checks notes* Oh wow, would you look at that! at least 2 every day. so shut the fuck up and get the fuck out of here


moodygram

Wait, you're a carist? I can't tell you how many carists I've seen run stop signs and red lights. Fucking follow the rules of the road or get on a bike.


altaccountsixyaboi

**Treating stop signs as a yield is vital.** It's currently legal in many states, and it substantially reduces traffic fatalities, as well as the severity of accidents involving cyclists. It saves lives. https://las.depaul.edu/centers-and-institutes/chaddick-institute-for-metropolitan-development/research-and-publications/Documents/PoliciesForPedaling-120816-FNL.pdf https://www.nhtsa.gov/sites/nhtsa.gov/files/2022-03/Bicyclist-Yield-As-Stop-Fact-Sheet-032422-v3-tag.pdf https://mvyimby.com/mastersprojectbrandonwhyteprintquality.pdf


Comprehensive_Ad7095

Your mother already did.


objectiveliest

>if you own a bicycle fuck you Nah, fuck *you*.


pussyfordinner_ye

fuck you


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Alarmed-Ad6871

Bold and psychotic take to plainly announce you’d be willing to murder someone who you don’t know for simply existing.


AmShelby

So funny! Murdering innocent people for using a different mode if transportation is so funny!


altaccountsixyaboi

And the worst part is, they're doing everything right. They have helmets, they're riding to the right side of the road, and they're minding their own business.


objectiveliest

People minding their own business? In America? That's unthinkable! I MUST violently impose my views on them! This is not a cOmmUNusT country!


MrDingleBop696969

Sounds like evidence in a future court case but go off sis.


Emergency_Scheme_451

I bet you she has hemorrhoids in her junk beep beep


Sufficient_Matter585

Shes just jelly shes not a clyclist.


Dio_Yuji

This isn’t funny.


copper397

She sings like an angel and drives an 18 wheeler like a devil - shes perfect! lol


Aeleis

Wow the cringe AF responses. These are road bikes. They have just as much right to be on the road as you. Learn some fucking patience people. This is not funny.


altaccountsixyaboi

Considering they won't destroy the road as much or put anywhere near the pollution, they arguably should have more access.


Comprehensive_Ad7095

Thank you both for the understanding. The reason I fell in love with bicycles was a result of personal environmental accountability.


Comprehensive_Ad7095

I understand that not everyone can ride conveniently. That's ok, because we all have different lifestyles and ways we can conserve our environment. Let's unite not divide.


Popular_Wear_5983

I live in Alaska so my biking days are shorter then most, that being said I bike to work every single day I can usually starting in March when the bike paths and roads are clear of snow but still snow and frozen ice all over the paths and roads especially in the morning. I never ride my bike on the road like these people. Bikers like this make me feel ashamed to be in the same club as them. I dislike bikers like this so much I now refuse to wear biking clothes. I have resorted to distancing myself from these people by wearing cargo shorts and a t-shirt. As a biker I love her song.


altaccountsixyaboi

As a cyclist, I'm quite concerned by this video. The path on the right is a footpath, which is illegal for cyclist use in many states. Bike paths also often don't go where you need, and cyclists have every right to the road. As someone that bikes places as part of my regular commute, in an area where I have to literally ride on the highway for 300 yards as a part of that, I don't understand this hate towards these people.


Popular_Wear_5983

Alaska don't got shit for bikes lanes, I feel you there but yeah I would prefer the use of the shoulder. Car vs bike is not a good battle to flex on just cause we wanna belong there too.


xFallow

I bike to work every day and I always find it funny that I always end up passing these aggressive drivers at the next red light or when they end up catching up to traffic. Makes me doubt you actually cycle regularly unless you’re cycling near a highway or something


Popular_Wear_5983

Of course you doubt it! Haha. I overlooked how a person that bikes would feel if they believed they should battle vehicles for the road feel, or maybe you overlooked how I feel since I do ride my bike everyday and absolutely stated above that I dislike other bikes that act this way?


xFallow

Nah just confused that you're being overtaken by cars like I said maybe Alaska has a lot of sprawl or something I'm not from the US


objectiveliest

What's the point of being such a pathetic concern troll?


Comprehensive_Ad7095

Yo fuck you


Comprehensive_Ad7095

Those are lives you would "like to," end. & WTF as often as trucks tie up traffic... Is it right for people to sing songs about wanting to cause serious injury or death when you slow down the highway? Btw, I'm one of the people who gets trucks rolling again when you have mechanical, ridability, pneumatic and Regen problems on the highway


comptePrincipal

She should have her license revoked, that's not even funny just straight up psycho.


Saving_Par_79

This is awesome


Comprehensive_Ad7095

https://www.reddit.com/r/iamatotalpieceofshit/comments/ukl4u5/backs_up_into_biker_then_blames_it_on_him/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


CacheForClues

I like that this video of a truck driver in Europe dubbed over with an American lady’s singing is creating so much comment rage. Relax, it’s fake.


BlueMist53

Noooo! They are annoying me! It is time to threaten their lives and honk at them because that’s healthy and acceptable :) /s


kong_yo

Cringing hard


FinRiteBud

They are humans and this is disgusting…


altaccountsixyaboi

Yeah, absolutely. Your downvotes are completely undeserved by these weirdos.


MistahMoe88

The way she sung "froooooonnnntttt" got me


theslimeman242

Fantastic there should be a full version of the song


SmartieLion

/r/fuckbikes


objectiveliest

Nah, fuck you.


Comprehensive_Ad7095

I'm frequently driving various cars and trucks . If I see someone endanger a motorcycle, bicycle, or pedestrian out of spite .... I react.


Comprehensive_Ad7095

Commercial vehicle operators should take note of this since I work closely with the department of transportation in several states