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jakobiano

That pepper has a peeper!


shahooster

It’s a bell pecker


Voodoo_Masta

This is one bell pecker that was better left uncut.


TheNewYellowZealot

Circapscaisum


SirRipOliver

It’s getting spicy in here - should we tell OP?


justabill71

It's missing the bellend.


BestFrenzy

Peter pecked the tip of pepper’s pecker


IgnotusPeverill

It was a bell peeper until they cut the end off it. Poor guy.


uknow_es_me

Just the tip


Stompedyourhousewith

shalom!


HostileVaginalTract

I love you all.


Instagibbon

Haha cultural genital mutilation


AstralVoidShaper

If every bell pepper is packing a bell pecker, how many bell peckers did Peter Piper pick?


cgarret3

Finally! I’ve always wondered what Peter piper picked


SuaveThrower

You could make a pickled pepper pecker out of it.


DogsRule_TheUniverse

You sir, have a fine sense of pepper. errrr, I mean humor! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


-Fluxuation-

LMFAO


FriesWithThat

What did OP cut off? Just the tip.


tekko001

It's symbolic of the covenant's sealing.


thoroakenfelder

Mazel!


murdering_time

Peter Piper picked a pepper with a penile pencil peeper peaking out


LordSlack

How many puny peepers did Peter Piper push?


flavortownpolitics

Lorena Bobbitt Pepper


internalRevision

dick pics getting really ridiculous…


talljoe87

Peter Piper was a peeper.


vickvinegar_

And a bush that rivals Demi Moore


sexwithpenguins

You've seen Demi's bush? Tell me Moore!


realterms

No, op is the peeper peepin at the pepper’s pecker!


Lovesagaston

You're feeling uncomfortable? What about the pepper given you just cut its bellend off!?


sidney_ingrim

Oh, so that's why they call them bell peppers.


MCVoyager

r/angryupvote


PM_ur_tots

Mazel tov!


Megatf

Botched circumcision


LionCM

I came here looking for a circumcision joke--thank you for not disappointing!


redequalsx10

Take my free gift and get out pls


Lochltar

It's a vegan sex toy.


StuupidWon

A healthy snack once your done…..if your into that


RainbowGirl8869

Im into it


StuupidWon

I’d watch….


jboyzy

… this burn the shit outta someone’s genitals…


StuupidWon

I’ll grab the popcorn


RoadThis2489

I’ll grab the olive oil


curiousbydesign

I'll get the film recorder.


Forcedexile

I'll be the operator.


crono141

I'll form the head!


Whitealroker1

Had kidney stone yesterday. As I pee my wee wee fells like it’s on fire and when I’m done my kidney fells like thanos just punched it.


YeuxBleuDuex

but bell peppers don't have capsaicin. Carry on!


GrammarPoliceHere

You’re* both times.


SnooAvocados763

Vegans don't eat any animal products at all, not even eggs and dairy. So vegans wouldn't eat this afterwards for the same reason they don't drink milk.


cat_like_sparky

Yeah kinda, but like, humans are animals that can consent so eating a used capsicum sex toy would be fine. Just like human breast milk is vegan, but cow milk isn’t.


StuupidWon

You’re probably right. And With all due respect….We will watch the video without you 😆


AjenoMerveilles

I see the results of a Predator accidentally biting down whilst giving head, personally...


LurkingArachnid

As opposed to the bacon wrapped hot dogs most people use


MemphisGalInTampa

I could go for this 🥓🥓🥩🥓


Confident_Blood_2366

Ok the pepper itself isn’t uncomfortable but the seeds packed together like dozens of jagged teeth unironically makes my skin crawl


fastjeff

Ditto. Some kinda trypophobia thing.


LukariBRo

That's where I thought this post was going. Haha funny sexual plant, covered in things that look like maggots...


[deleted]

Yea it makes me pissed off. Like I hate it so much


cinnavag

When I cut these at home I have to rip the seeds out and throw them away without looking


Deliberated

I hate cutting them for this exact reason. But they’re so tasty.


Johndowboy

Regular ole plumbus


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Everyone has one!


Tc9yJl8DJL

There's several hizzards in the way.


Jun_Kun

They cut the fleeb


Ninja_Conspicuousi

But they appear to have saved the fleeb juice.


PolarCow

Has the Shlami shown up to rub it, then spit on it?


brb602

The blamps rub against the chumbles


sparrownetwork

That's because you cut half of his dick off!


chev327fox

Just the tip. Pepper-cision.


thoroakenfelder

Mazel!


joesoldlegs

everything in nature has sexual undertones I mean all fruit is basically just plant ovaries


GinTectonics

Would you like the sexual metaphor or the nature metaphor?


tflightz

Oh god the nature one


GinTectonics

When two animals are having sex…


DenverM80

Everybody is talking about the sexy pepper, nobody mentioning OP has purple vampire hands


[deleted]

When you over saturate an image and neglect to notice the hand color.


BlueChris93

Add this to the ‘Things I wish I didn’t see’ list.


Green-Jello-Farts-2

No kidding. Burn that thing!!!


Zech08

with a little olive oil!


Kthonic

*Sear*


Clever_pig

It’s like a penis and vagina with genital warts fused together


jboyzy

Hermaphrodilicious


RiotPenguin

Sounds like a Harry Potter spell


RICHxTEA

With a wave of my wand and a flick on your tit, you're now on hormone's best shave quick.


contacts_eyes

I saw the seeds as its pubes


Kaladrax182

Yeah. The seed pubes really sealed the deal for me.


damontoo

I saw it as teeth that bit the dick off.


Kastranrob

nature doesn't discriminate


AlexananderElek

Why are your fingers purple??!! I literally thought you were wearing purple gloves at first.


kainwaffle

If I were to wager a guess I'd say they mightve played with the color balance of the pic to get that red popping and incidentally left nothing but red and blue in those hands lol 😆


PyramidOfMediocrity

Ding ding ding.


someawfulbitch

Lighting


veredox

Why did I have to scroll down so far to find this comment?


AlexananderElek

Yeah I also went through all the comments without seeing anyone else saying this.


dontaskme5746

Seriously! Those purple fingers are what make me uncomfortable. I also thought that they were gloves.


INSAN3DUCK

It’s the mad titan picking peppers from his farm and posting it on reddit after the snap.


PSUSkier

Either lighting or they’re a daily consumer of [Colloidal Silver](https://www.webmd.com/skin-problems-and-treatments/argyria-overview).


3600MilesAway

You might have let them finish before you cut in there…


KrulNocy

who the f cut bell pepper like that


DogsRule_TheUniverse

I'm guessin this whole post is fake and the picture has been photoshopped.


BarakatBadger

The cut on the pepper peen doesn't match up to the rest of it for a start


GirPhralad

I wouldn't say a shop job. More like someone stuck a serrano in a red bell pepper.


Jacquezzy

It’s absolutely a piece of sweetarts rope candy shoved in there. No photoshop required.


GrootGR

It's actually a great way to avoid getting seeds - https://youtu.be/hZGqtmwboHU?t=22


Hamfiter

Well yea, you cut the tip off. Evil bastard


WorriedAd7078

Just remove the seeds and you’ll be fine


lighter0610

You mean… Shave?


WorriedAd7078

How can you shave a seed ma guy


lighter0610

Well, if you think of it as a dick


chev327fox

Manscaping?


CheetoTheDog0001

What are you doing step pepper?


jboyzy

My inner pepper is stuck


Gen8Master

Step chef, please.


goober-says-hey

Imagine how he feels…. you cut the helmet off


NicJitsu

Lick it.... do it.


RadicalAns

Just a regular old plumbus


redceramicfrypan

There seem to be a lot of people in this comment section with mistaken notions about what circumcision entails.


air401

Why are his fingers purple?


Trick-Possession-622

I can deal with the willy, but those seeds are aggravating my trypophobia.


ohjennaleigh

I can’t even fully look at it, it makes my skin crawl.


memelord58

YES, the only thing i want in the universe is to scrape them off


[deleted]

It’s really fucking disgusting and repulsive. I’m very irritated looking at this. I couldn’t look at the picture for more than 1/4 of a second. Yuck


LolWtfBbqq

everything reminds me of her


Awakenedactive

Just resist sticking your dick in there even though it seems non spicy


10tothe24

Why? Because you just circumcised it?


AmusingMusing7

That’s a nightmare of a circumcision job.


Environmental-Art792

Just a little off the top


Glasweg1an

I should call her.


Cool_Engineering_279

r/dontputyourdickinthat


AwkwardResident6474

Jewish pepper


Quicksilver9014

It's a plumbus! It's really interesting how those are made!


Marc1199

r/Trypophobia


ChewzaName

You know what make me uncomfortable? Your skin tone!


rockamish

Just put it in your mouth and enjoy your thinking too much about this Come on relax


johnhoggin

Borat voice* what kind of genitals is this?


ForgottenMemoriez

Dude why is your hand purple?


LogicalGoof

Mazel Tov! It's a boy!


HarryPottersElbows

*sigh* *unzips pants*


61312809059376685329

We’ve really reached the bottom of the barrel


Zech08

Doesnt mean you cant dig under it.


Gramis

how far under the barrel is /r/SandyCheeksCockVore


DarkLight72

You think *you* are uncomfortable? How do you think it feels? You **cut off the** ***TIP***!


pleezefragme

It's a brazilian bell pepper


itsashortcut

Why


CCG_Phantom

That’s one spicy pepper


FrenchMaisNon

Clitoris much?


novasolid64

Look at all those nerve endings


Aquarian222

Has a D with a bush


AustEastTX

Coitus iturruptus


Bletchlypark

Me cutting vegetables when my mom walks in.


TheDevilsAdvokaat

My god it even has pubic hair. ..beware of capsi cum.


throwawaySushiSuzie

...that's one way to spice things up...


AfanOfFrankZappa

"Ma'am, the family at the table across from you would like to kindly ask you to close your vagina, their children can see your penis."


bukithd

Statue of David would like a word.


No_Development_178

Ouch


GrandyPandy

Jesus man, NSFW tag!


NucleicAcidTrip

Why are you surprised? Fruits are what happen when plants fuck.


Wrekkanize

I'm torn between a hedgehogs hog or a sesame seed sprinkler...help me out!


foundabike

it makes you uncomfortable? It seems you have just circumcised the poor fella.


Alternative-Safe-126

You interrupted something


MrMess-

Nice bush


AntimemeticsDivision

Why does this kinda look like an AI generated image?


StrayMoggie

You cruel ass


Brave2512

I suppose they call it "food porn" for a reason.


ghost20063

Makes you uncomfortable? You just cut its tip clean off!


skullsandstuff

This pepper, somehow, looks like both a vagina and a penis.


UNGABUNGAbing

Well now you can put circumciser on your resume.


serkans_

Isnt this a penetrated hairy pussy? 😂


santichrist

*Marge Simpson disapproving mumbling*


Jumpy-Badger7762

Why is your hand purple?


mordor-during-xmas

No means no, pepper. So aggressive.


chunkymonkey922

Peter piper picked a pickled pecker


Consistent_Stick_463

I always wondered how a plumbus was made.


woolypully

Just apply a little lube. Should solve the problem.


reaper666o

Bell pepper go giggity giggity goo


K_Gamer23

_sighs_ _unzips_


in-for-the-win

Actually food p*rn...


Federal-Muscle-9962

Why is your skin purple?!


Porterhouse_85

Bush is coming back into style and there's nothing we can do about it. The bell peppers recognize this and so should we all.


CynicMisanthrope

You’re uncomfortable? You’re not the one who received an impromptu circumcision.


hideao101

Surprise circumcision apparently


Interspatial

Took a bit too much off the tip.


whimsicalfinch

Am I the only one that noticed the purple hand?


unapologeticlibtard

It’s a bell pepper Bris!


RerMurray

You over circumcised your pepper boy.


RiverKawaRio

I mean, it's circumcised at least


lordshola

Who the fuck cuts open a pepper like that? Oh, someone who wants to post on r/funny…


dI--__--Ib

Ah yes, those pesky karmawhores with their x-ray vision


rachihc

A botched circumcision


CustosEcheveria

Went a little heavy on the circumcision there chief


RaginCajun28

Your penis will burn if ya put it in there…… or so I’ve heard


CounterUnusual3179

Hilarious


Failure_in_Disguise

Did you just circumcised it?


Roderie94

Deft circumcision


griever48

You just nipped the tip