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The_Elder_Jock

You had every opportunity to keep this shit to yourself.


Mr_Bxo

I see a dirty dirty pole using two poles to satisfy one pole.


patsfan038

The pole needs two hands. Impressed 🫡


Nerfo2

I’m not sure if I like your use of the salute emoji.


thelacey47

That’s a fucking salute emote? Welp, I’ve been using it it the… other way, as well. Heh.


Guilty-Display677

Maybe I’m stupid but can you clarify what the other way is


Dragowaow

idk, i’m guessing the hand being a penis


Vanillabean1988

So the emoji would essentially be slapping itself on the forehead with dick?? 🤣


Todaz

In french we say ‘Bifle’ for this term Edit: its for ‘bifling’ someone else


Aggressive-Cut-227

Wait wait. What? Y'all have a specific word for hitting yourself in the face with a dick!? Amazing. Truly the center of Western civilization. I am proud to be your cultural relative.


MLaw2008

Where can one find this elusive Mushroom Stamp emoji?


Traditional-Reach818

I simply can't stop laughing, omg this is so fricking funny


GarsaFwipSitOnMyFace

I too am confused


DogmaticConfabulate

This is the either the most inside joke I have ever seen. OR Everyone here decided this morning to prank me. But; I am just not that special. I'm going to call in sick today


ComfortableRelevant1

What’s the other way??


aestheticdaddo

in what way were you viewing it?????


sintegral

Like when you block the sun while viewing a beautiful valley from up top?


RoRo1118

I've had extensive life experiences and also have multiple post high school degrees, yet, I would have NEVER been able to figure out what "the other way" was. It's all been for naught.


hgaben90

I saw a surprised dude eating a cheese stick. One of us is a perv and the other is a fatass.


C7rl_Al7_1337

Is it better or worse if I saw a dude with a wicked case of bedroom eyes eating a cheese stick in the most sexually provocative and alluring manner imaginable? I'm leaning towards better, but I'm really not sure...


Damn_you_Asn40Asp

Oh dear, a glutton *and* a lecher!


SaveOurBolts

At first I went all wholesome and thought it looked like two Lego Man hands doing some kind of tug-of-war with the pole from opposite directions. Then I saw the top and was like “yep, this is reddit”


Mr_nudge89

Fucks sake, I only saw lego hands until I read your comment


ThouKnave

They didn't and now we all see it. And they completely missed the chance to add googly eyes to it before the photo.


stacielynn89

Look again. The screws where the pole meets the opening can be the eyes, and opening is the mouth


ThouKnave

Better with the comedic eyes... Everything is.


Impress-Solid

YEP Internet WCYD


Rhinos999

Surely OP is spending waaaaay too much time on “the hub” if this thought just occurred out of the blue upon seeing a pole.


JimiWanShinobi

The internet has ruined me too...


Chiron17

Now I can't un-see it


cra2reddit

What? It's a native from the rainforest using a blowgun to hunt from the trees. https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcROJF4QAEbOA-VzrPXal67P-vnOrQb-9xAFlw&usqp=CAU


mAhoganySauerkrauT

That is one nice deep throat


mark636199

Looks like the hole in the ceiling is keeping it to itself


Thunder_Child_87

Everything reminds me of her.


jasenzero1

I should call my mother.


CurryKartoffeln

I should call your mother.


CandleDesigner

I should call our mother


wiegehts1991

We should call their mother.


blackleather__

They should call our mother?


DivideIntrepid7647

Your mother should call their mother.


LocalInactivist

Now it’s a party.


towerfella

Your mother was already a party


GwnIk

Your mother is their mother.


A-Good-Weather-Man

*Freud wants to know your location*


[deleted]

We should call our mothers


-Masderus-

Every Mother's Day, needs a Mother's Night!


Johzuu

r/SuddenlyCommunist


meTaida

Better call Saul!


YeeterSkadeeter

You should call my mother?


SilentJoe1986

Shes busy, try again later


NateBlaze

But I have 2 broken arms!


SilentJoe1986

I'll call your mother


CuppaTeaThreesome

Dude shes. busy. I'll take a message.


khanikhan

I'll take a massage.


Durandal101

I also choose this guy’s mother


friendzoned-arse

I should too


rafuzo2

It's all over. All of this is meaningless. I did it for her. I did everything for her. And now she's gone. And you, you came down here to get the hot story, didn't you? Pictures of me to sell your lousy newspapers. Sure, you think I'm a big hero, the man of the hour. Well, do any of you understand how a man can hurt inside?


mdhunter

Uh, Frank… Frank… Frank… They’re not here for you. Weird Al Yankovic is on the plane.


DontUpvoteThisBut

And where the hell am I?


miyji

https://i.imgur.com/pkkIqF8.png


Various_Counter_9569

I don't know why, but this comment tickled me the most 😅.


Simicrop

Just a heads up, if you've never seen The Naked Gun (1988) you're doing yourself a great disservice.


Profoundlyahedgehog

*She was the kind of woman that made you want to drop to your knees and thank God you were a man. Yep, she reminded me of my mother, alright. No doubt about it.* Get ahold of yourself Frank! You're looking at her like she was your mother for God's sake.


Hourglass7200

She had those kind of legs that you wanted to suck on for a day… She had those kind of breasts that said… “Hey, look at me!”


eclairsemmie

I've never seen this movie but now I have to.


Profoundlyahedgehog

The first 2 Naked Gun movies are the best. 3rd is ok, but not as good.


InnocuousBird

Thanks you’ve ruined Elliott Smith forever.


thelacey47

Elliott Smith ruined Elliott Smith forever and I will forever be sad about it.


[deleted]

…. Maybe. The autopsy was inconclusive.


AlrightStopHammatime

Barrrrrrrbbbbbbbbb


PigMoney33

I see two Lego figures holding onto a pole. Perhaps Lego strippers


UtopiaDystopia

Look at the ‘hole’ that ‘pole’ is going in.


polethehole

Did you call for me?


i-am-wraith

r/beetlejuicing I want my name blanked out badly so you can still see it in the screenshot.


DRAGONSLAYAAAA

It was very badly blanked out


PatrickSutherla

Glad to know I made the community proud


DRAGONSLAYAAAA

You truly did


LordTrom57

https://www.reddit.com/r/beetlejuicing/comments/xltuw4/found_in_rfunny/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


BunnyTheCow

Must have paid the troll.


mcbiggles567

The troll toll?


mearbearcate

Here’s your toll, troll. *hisses*


50mg-of-fuckit

To get into that boys hole..


drugsarebadmmk420

I was saying boys soul, he thought I was saying boys hole


50mg-of-fuckit

The boys SOUL is mine!


mearbearcate

One of the things I like doing most is banging whores. I uh- I go out and I bang a lot of whores.


drugsarebadmmk420

Can you use the microphone? People in back can’t hear


Hirsute_Heathen

Damnit Frank!


HamDerDolski

The mouth of Finn from Adventure Time?


SPOSpartan104

oh goddammit


Clever_Owl

It took me this comment to work it out. Guess I’m just too wholesome for this sub 🙄


own3

One lego figure playing the flute.


xevizero

I saw the same, or perhaps two snakes biting it. Then I read the comments. Damn you internet.


RaymondBPanelli

Definitely looks like a pole of some sort ;)


jasenzero1

Ceiling robot just two-fisting that rod? Nah, I don't see that at all.


drowsy_damad

Bumblebee's self service.


jasenzero1

Autobots, transform and relax your throats.


LocalSlob

The Ol' double overhand Gluck Gluck. *Sigh* ***zip***


Vera_Telco

Not until now. Right now. Dammit.


Various_Counter_9569

Yep...what has now been seen, can not be unseen. "Usually you have to pay double for that kind of action, Cotton."


Chrisgotham

That two hand stroke though .


useorename

Screw you u/nighteeeeey


Darkblock2008

I, i dont understand


AdRepresentative4754

Its a little cute robot eating a thick spaghetti.


spacew0man

lmfao, this is cute


Employee_Agreeable

Yeah, "cute" Oh the innocent


spacew0man

that’s not was i was calling cute but a robot double-gripping his buddy’s dong can also be cute in the right circumstances


50iggles50

So glad I had a free award to give for this


LocalSlob

Eating a thick spaghetti? Is that what the kids are calling it these days?


ZhouLe

[Thick spaghetto](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Poot8CUVyQ0)


lesser_panjandrum

Spaghetti is the plural. The little cute robot is eating one thick spaghetto.


vendetta2115

In spaghetto ^(In spaghetto)


Farull

And his momma cried… Thx for getting that in my head!


MacinTez

Read this shit in Cartman’s voice lol


paulie07

It's a robot drinking a milkshake


Principatus

Oh I thought he was playing the flute


kopecs

The Teflon flute


SnooHabits8681

You've maintained your innocence while on reddit. Achievement unlocked: Retain Innocence


VoidLance

Not really. I mean, I guessed what other people were seeing, but I still wasn't sure I was right because you need a good bit of mental gymnastics to see it like that lol


Hardlyhorsey

Makes me wonder what these peoples faces look like.


resi2017

same


ScratchyBallsack

*GYUCK GYUCK GYUCK*


The_Elder_Jock

Being fellated by Goofy is a terrible way to die.


ultravioletblueberry

The hole the yellow pole is going into looks like a mouth with two eyes, and the side yellow poles look like hands grabbing a dick… a dick going into a mouth.


Gloomy_Photograph285

This is what happens when frat boys play with Legos because all I see is those Lego person claw hands lol


ultravioletblueberry

Lmao this is hilarious


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AdDisastrous3412

Yes same thought


Idinyphe

If I still don't see it... do I have a problem?


PooPooDooDoo

I think maybe the problem is you don’t have a problem.


External_Net480

Thanks for clarifying.... now it can not be unseen anymore :-D


Dr_Jre

Yeah my dick don't look like that going in... I mean there's two hands on it for a start


PsychologicalFly7958

Some Lego dude having fun


DrGryn

Typical for BVG, to be fair.


Alice12311

I scrolled down and hoped that somebody else would recognise


Desperate_Finger

Ah fellow berliners


Draedron

Lol when I saw it I thought I was in r/berlin


detectivebabylegz

OP needs to get laid, pronto.


Sontronite

you gonna volunteer?


_fiveMoreMinutes

Are *you* gonna volunteer?


molehillmountain

sigh, unzips...


Walker6920

Put ur dick away waltuh


wholesomefeed

Marry cakesmas


ramigb

No! Pornto is the reason why he is here in the first place! Say no to pornto kids


Lochltar

Your dad and his boss on a good pay rise ?


FAcup

How good are we talking?


rikkuaoi

*significant*


Adkit

*any*


Fritzschmied

I don’t see it. Can somebody explain please?


Profoundlyahedgehog

A man shooting a blow gun.


KorgX3

Finally, a person of culture in these trying times!


lineworksboston

[maybe something like this](https://imgur.com/a/ZIM4uNN)


Fritzschmied

You need to be very horny to see that.


TheRedBow

r/pareidolia


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r/nsfwpareidolia


wysiwywg

Shall we create one, fellow Pareidolian?


5boy

Lawd forgive what i’m about to do!


TheNinthPawn

what bother me more that they put the bus bars on different heights, was my first thought...


appocomaster

I think that's the main thing wrong with this picture - though I can appreciate it may make it easier to assemble and maintain. Apparently this is an ink blot test for the internet; I'm struggling to really see it but poles in holes is seemingly erotic.


cookiecultmember

I am an engineer, working for a bus manufacturer. Looking at the 3D model I have open on my pc, we can just as easily put them in line. The main thing I see where we do have a step in height is that it is where we go from chairs on the floor to chairs on an elevated platform, like an engine compartment or above axles. Makes sense to give more clearance so people don't bonk their heads, I guess.


eddiemon

>so people don't bonk their heads Maybe people like OP *should* get bonked more often.


Sebby997

It's amazing how every post that gets 10k upvotes has an expert on the rarest of the topics the post is about lol


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NoobSharkey

A few inches is more than enough tbh


Antifoul_Al

Diagnoses: Too much porn.


nubsauce87

... dammit. The internet has ruined me...


MoarZ1

Oh god, where is the NSFW tag?!


Rusty-GearBot

I didn’t understand but then I kept looking at it, your not the only one


1senseye

The turbo double twister deluxe


inverter17

The 'ol vacuum seal double hand twist gawk gawk combo 3000. Very reliable!


toeofcamell

👁 👄 👁


Mr_master89

🫱💈🫲


Ronilaw

Watch less porn


Trabster

You knew what it was as well


[deleted]

Porn has ruined our minds 😭


KaizerQuad

Not my proudest wank


aalsibakchod

Our generation is dekcuf!


A4Plants

I hate you


AbhiAK303

Bro, you need help


Puzzle_licker

Get bonked.


DeNir8

Transformers when bored..


texas1982

The internet has made me a broken man.


NefariouslyHot666

Fuck


Juuna

Two lego man holding a sledgehammer up/fighting over it?


zEscOOt

I do not wiah to be horny anymore


Ghenges

The internet has rotted our brains.


RockRage--

_gagging noise intensifies_


Wierdo___

The worst part is... They do it in front of me every day!


Hot-Calligrapher3374

Initially I thought it was just two robotic hands holding the bar, but I realized, it was something else :!


BusinessYoung6742

Now I see it too, god dammit.


PyrDeus

Slurp slurp slurp


Traditional-Wing7072

That's ✅


Born-Sympathy-7625

→⁠(⁠°⁠ ⁠۝ ⁠°⁠)⁠┗


D-Malice

... ... ... ... ... *fuck*


ooger-booger-man

Well now I can’t unsee it!


RedDuke916

Lay off the drugs op..unless you have enough for everyone.


poo_poo_brain

looks like Finn from Adventure Time


SteadmanDillard

Something very screwy is going on here.


YeeterSkadeeter

I must be as childish as young me thinking I would be happy forever because I only see two snakes biting a pole.