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Akutalji

Helping my brother and ~~his wife~~ my sister-in-law lay down patio stones for his new backyard. Got offered sunscreen. Two quick passes, and she goes "you're good." "Are you sure?" "Oh yeah!" "It's fine, we'll be done in two hours." *Four and a half hour later....*


ThisCouldBeYourName

Huh.... my wife did the EXACT same thing to me yesterday! Now I look like a zebra lobster...


BeltfedOne

Where are the ice pick and knife wounds?


Akutalji

Those are at the front :P


BeltfedOne

Your MIL is less stealthy than my Ex one. The ones in the front you can see coming are better.


MaTOntes

Requirement: I need sunscreen on my back. Action: Two swipes with spray sunscreen. OPs brain: I have no way to know if that was enough sunscreen other than a person telling me.


PGHNeil

On the bright side that mole color looks fine.


Akutalji

The little guy below the big one got fried :(


Doctor_Meat

she barely even tried to recreate that playstation logo, sad when people dont even try :(


_dankystank_

Man... She gave you a cursory swipe, at best. 🤣


Copy_Cold

yeah, but all i can think is that dude’s mother-in-law was rubbing him down. i can’t be alone in this. right?


_dankystank_

Looks like it mighta been a spray type sunscreen. Either way... Mother in law's family, she coulda done better for her son. Dick move.


Akutalji

Indeed it was the spray-on kind.


Copy_Cold

you were most definitely robbed of a proper sunscreen application. drink extra water. cool showers.


bonyponyride

Yep. Totally weird. But maybe they're in Alabama.


sweetdropx

Apply more sunscreen next time.


Akutalji

Not trusting anyone else to do it next time :D


thunderpits

If you do. Be the one to squeeze the sunscreen into their hand. They’ll have no choice other than to slather it everywhere.


Wouldtick

R/lifehack


jddev_

Your brothers wife is your sister in law.


girlfreddyf

His mother-in-law was likely there as well cause there'd be hell to pay if she wasn't invited to the so-called family gathering, where women watch & cook while the men work. Old habits die hard.


thirdrockdoge

What was the weapon of choice?


_dankystank_

The sun. 😆


johndrake666

Lotion


Round-Bird6489

Lotion


johndrake666

Lotion


loneranger2380

Damn, she slapped the shit out of you, next time be nicer to her daughter


CopperThumb

Payback is a MIL-Mo-Fo.


h99092033

Dont worry!! Still a sexy back!! 😍


Commercial-Injury-78

NGL... I would feel super creeped out of my MIL was rubbing lotion on my back. Now cock.... Maybe.


Akutalji

1) It was the spray-on kind. 2) You know too much.


jimilee2

Sucka!


JustifiedMisanthropy

More context . Nevrmind i read some comments like a normal redditor LOL


ChimChim3310

Never trust spray sunscreen is more like it.


DELLsFan

It puts the *right* lotion on the skin. It does this whenever it is told.


_dankystank_

Man... She gave you a cursory swipe, at best. 🤣


Sheesh39

Trust her to let you leave before your cotton basket was was full?