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Just because you cant swallow it, doesnt mean you cant take it.
That’s what she said.
Hey wait a minute…
"and it was bigger than mine!"
Well then good news! It’s a suppository!
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE.
GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. I'VE INVENTED A MACHINE THAT LETS YOU HEAR THIS POST IN MY VOICE!
And I’m his friend Jesus!
Calm down Futurama
If it can fit up a chicken’s bum, I don’t see why it can’t fit up mine
Nahhh, just need some practice... to suppress that gag reflex
crush it and snort it
Yep, what a wimp... I've got ten of them on a string...
Relax Crimson Countess
Notice- Seth Rogen has entered the chat
"Good news! It's a suppository." - Farnsworth
"Have you taken your pressure pills?"
"YES! Stop asking"
"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they put it in the form of a suppository..."
I was just watching this episode
You just described politics in the entire southern US...
Geeze a political jab in a completely unrelated topic. You guys need a chill pill now see that’s related
Not sure if chill pill will go well into ass, could catch cold that way
You misspelled world.
Not quite: in Southern US politics, the biggest pieces of shit leave politicians’ mouths.
"It's pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth." - Turkleton
“You think my name is Turk Turkleton?”
Aaaand Mrs Turkleton!
its Turk Enjaydee and JD!
I just watched that episode last night! I understand this reference!
I was coming to post this! Good job and have my upvote!
Came here for this, thank you.
I was going to be disappointed if it wasn't the top comment
Literally the first thing I said after seeing the post, laughed like an idiot when it was the top reply.
I came with that.
I mean for that, for that!
I'm not chicken enough to take it lol
Glad someone has the courage. Thanks OP your sacrifice will be remembered by future generations...and also by your ass for quite some time
That's the spirit
I'm not actually sure if it's a chicken egg. I have chickens and ducks and that looks more like a duck egg to me, but I don't know My duck eggs look shiny when they're wet chicken eggs just look wet
Looks like a peeled hardboiled egg to me.
can I offer you one in this trying time?
Shit, I've never turned down an egg in my life
Oh thank god some people are mentioning the fact thats an egg
I just watched this one last night!!
“.. and his rectum? …. To shreds, you say..”
Well, how is his wife holding up?
To shreds you say?
Was his apartment rent controlled?
This is how I know Reddit is my bubble.
I love it. Makes me a little sad that Futurama is no longer with us, though.
Update: I just read that Hulu will revive Futurama next year! Can't wait.
More [good news](https://deadline.com/2022/03/john-dimaggio-return-futurama-revival-hulu-bendergate-1234968435/)!
DAMMIT, beat me to it
My immediate thought as well. I’m glad there’s so many people like us.
For all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my ass!!
Well call me a cloaca then doc....cause I was born ready.
Just relax your throat
It helps to get rid of that pesky gag reflex.
Came here to say this lol
If this wasn't the top comment I was going to be so pissed. Well done.
Good thing I read this comment first because I was gonna make a suppository crack. Now, I've just made a shitty pun. Make that two shitty puns.
Reading this as I watch Futurama
Thank God is not a nasal swab
Came here hoping this was near the top 😂
No, its just near the bottom
That one took me a moment!
An egg for these trying times.
Be careful. That could be an egg poisoned by your constituents! Which will give you a touch of consumption.
I made my fortune in boiled denim.
You found it under a bridge, didn’t you?
It’s a jumping off point
"Is that a pickled egg?"
"No, it's an egg I brought from home."
*An egg for these ~~trying~~ frying times*
The egg is clearly hard boiled, though.
Just like the person that tries to swallow it whole.
And? You could still fry that fucker if you really cared
Everything can be fried if you are medieval enough
I've been training for this all my life.
No more diabetes if it's stuck in your throat.
In fact, ALL your life's problems will go away!
Damn that's a killer deal !
Just one pill and you’ll never feel anything again!!!
You'll get one more really big problem first, but after that no more problems.
No more abetes at least
Finally a pill that will fix all of my problems.
If you carefully read the instruction. You don’t swallow it down. You shove it up.
Instructions unclear. A shovel is now stuck in my ass…
Can I offer you an egg in this trying time
The first bit of the article ([https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/new-pill-reverses-type-2-diabetes-normalizes-blood-sugar-and-works-without-insulin-you-can-say-goodbye-to-diabetes/](https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/new-pill-reverses-type-2-diabetes-normalizes-blood-sugar-and-works-without-insulin-you-can-say-goodbye-to-diabetes/) )
100% natural treatment, that naturally fight diabetes, normalizes blood sugar and reverses type 2 diabetes If you want a 100% natural treatment, that naturally fight diabetes, normalizes blood sugar and reverses type 2 diabetes without depending on prescription drugs or insulin injections, then this short message will show you how.''
So no, it's not real.
Thank you for an actual answer
(Dr. Evil air quotes)
I'm about to tell you the most important thing about the internet. If you only learn one single thing, take this to heart:
***EVERYTHING*** in the chum box is a lie. Always. Every time.
Family doctor here.
It’s true that there are several non-insulin meds that can treat type 2 diabetes, including pills and daily or weekly non-insulin injections. Some have been around for decades while others are from the last several years. In some cases, the newer treatments have allowed people who would have been recommended insulin 20 years ago to stay off treatment longer.
It’s not true that a new drug class has been discovered that fully replaces insulin. If your diabetes is past the point where none of the non-insulin treatments are working, it’s still time for insulin. It’s also not true that the herbal pills and tea this person is selling are any sort of a substitute for actual medical management.
The best thing you can do is talk to your doctor about your family history and ask if you have any other risk factors for diabetes. If so, ask what you can do to minimize those. And most importantly, ask what they recommend for diabetes screening in your case.
If they diagnose diabetes when it’s at its earliest stages, all of the treatments are a good option and you have a lot of chances to keep the diabetes from getting worse. If by the time you get diagnosed your diabetes is so bad that only insulin will work, then you will have far fewer options. Start getting ahead of it now so you will be ready for it if it eventually comes.
Also, insulin is not evil, it’s simply the last option. If your diabetes needs insulin, you should take insulin. Keeping your diabetes controlled so it doesn’t damage your body is way better than destroying your blood vessels just so you can avoid injections.
Also, while I am a doctor, I’m not *your* doctor, and this is not a substitute for your doctor’s medical advice. So talk to your doctor about your risk and find out what sort of preventative measures are right for you.
In a way, the photo IS accurate. If people would eat more eggs and stay away from the soda, chips, and candy there would be far less Type 2 diabetes.
This is how I do it. I make omelets loaded with veggies and some cheese for breakfast/lunch just about everyday. Got rid of bread, simple carbs and things made of sugar. Keeps my levels great all day.
There is no miracle pill, but there is close to a miracle diet. A whole foods plant based diet has been shown to reverse type 2 diabetes, allowing people who were completely immobile due to illness to resume daily life within a few weeks.
This diet also reverses and reduces chances of heart disease significantly.
"Well the, GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!"
Bad news, it goes in your urethra.
God why does r/sounding get a pass but r/eyeblech doesn’t both cause extreme discomfort to the poor unsuspecting individual.
Goes without saying, don’t click the links unless you want a nasty surprise.
Darnet you should have said don’t click the links first...
Came here for this, thank you
Good news! Its a suppository!
Oh barnacles, i hate the pill.
YEAH FUTURAMA FANS!!!!!
Don’t worry! It’s a suppository.
As Zoidberg would say, "Guess again"
Well, then, good news! It’s a suppository!
Knew a girl in college that would have no problem with that.
It’s a suppository—no need to swallow it at all.
Well, not with that attitude
Good news, everyone. It’s a suppository.
Good news! It’s a suppository!
"Good news it's a suppository"
“Good news! It’s a suppository!”
Maybe its not supposed to be swallowed
Oh but that's not the pill, that's the suppository variant.
Just swallow a lit match first
You are not a cool hand, Luke.
***Well good news! It's a suppository.***
Can I offer you an egg, in these trying times?
"Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?"
“Good news everyone! It’s a suppository!”
2300 Nigerian men can't be wrong!!
Humor aside, the pill is the size of a Zithromax. No idea why the "Natural remedy " speel included a pic of a hand holding a boiled pterodactyl egg.
Twist: You don't take it orally
Guy complaining to Dr about suppositories: "lve been choking these down for a week and am still sick. For all the good they've done, I could've been shoving them up my @ss".
It's a suppository
Crafted with love by chickens....I'm sorry I meant crapped with a small amount of difficulty by chickens
"Say Goodbye to- LIFE"
That’s an egg
Man but fr why do these ads exist?
did they figure out how to put exercise in a pill?
A bit of an egg-aggeration if you ask me.
Plot twist: Not to be taken through the mouth
Can’t have diabetes if you’re dead
The bad news is it's a delayed release suppository.
I looked up the article, pretty sure it's just some random nobody peddling snake oil.
Good News: Its a suppository
Good news, it’s a suppository
Good news! It's a suppository!
Sphincter? I barely knew 'er!
Its a suppository
Good news everyone, it’s a suppository!
Good news… it’s a suppository
Zoidberg; "guess again"
"Good news! It's a suppository"
Well then good news! It's a suppository
Good news! It's a suppository! -prof. farnsworth
Oh it doesn't go in orally.......
Who said anything about it going in your mouth
Hen: oh no, it doesn't go down your mouth, no..
Don't worry, give it another month and new studies will find this thing will literally kill you.
That is a fuckin boiled egg
This is the suppository version.
Endorsement from Goop?
Seriously though, has anybody ever swallowed a boiled egg whole? On one hand I'm tempted to try. On the other hand, I don't want my cause of death to read "ruptured esophagus".
I tried but I accidentally crushed it in my throat and inhaled the solid yolk. I'm not sure it's possible though I admit I could be wrong.
New smart pill the 1% are using. (Shows picture of random teen popping pills)
Good news everyone....
Dr gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!!!!
Would you like an egg for these trying times?
Just offering a nice egg in your trying time, what's wrong with that?
Just try to relax.
I can eat fifty eggs.
That's how it works. It's so big you can't swallow sugary things anymore after.
perhaps it goes in another way
Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time
Sir, that’s an egg
Hard boiled eggs cure diabetes. Martin Shkrelihates this one simple trick!
… your throat
It's called a doctor supervised controlled 600 calorie diet.
Most people would rather suffer type 2 diabetes than change their life style.
My friend just had her feet amputated. She 450 lbs and refuses to stop eating junk food. Her blood sugar is at like 600 all the time. She is also going blind. I fully expect her to be dead in a year.
She had been given every opportunity to change her life with dieticians, medical help and mental health counseling.
Maybe in the rectum?
Cool Hand Luke and your Moms say you can!
What if that is just one of Trump's hands?
If you can handle 2 Advil liquigels, you can handle that puppy.
It's a suppository you uncultured swine
"Well then good news!"
Good news, It comes in a suppository!
Sir, that’s is an *egg*
These damn article ads are getting ridiculous
GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!!!
It’s not for swallowing….
Jokes on you, it’s a suppository.
It’s ok it is a suppository
That is a Boiled Egg
Heck only an anaconda could take that thing down.