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jmac1915

Just because you cant swallow it, doesnt mean you cant take it.


Mission-Present6303

That’s what she said.


Significant-Skin-284

Hey wait a minute…


OppressedDeskJockey

"and it was bigger than mine!"


Meet_your_Maker_LL

Well then good news! It’s a suppository!


CatgirlRawr

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE.


Mateorabi

GOOD NEWS EVERYONE. I'VE INVENTED A MACHINE THAT LETS YOU HEAR THIS POST IN MY VOICE!


midloguy804

And I’m his friend Jesus!


kittykate2929

Calm down Futurama


Alexdykes828

If it can fit up a chicken’s bum, I don’t see why it can’t fit up mine


anotherone121

Nahhh, just need some practice... to suppress that gag reflex


whatwherewhenwhywhy

crush it and snort it


Evil-Black-Robot

Yep, what a wimp... I've got ten of them on a string...


D_crane

Relax Crimson Countess


Evil-Black-Robot

>Crimson Countess Notice- Seth Rogen has entered the chat


sarduchi

"Good news! It's a suppository." - Farnsworth


DarthLysergis

"Have you taken your pressure pills?" "YES! Stop asking"


foofy-no-no

"This is uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they put it in the form of a suppository..."


doogle_126

I was just watching this episode


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FrozeItOff

You just described politics in the entire southern US...


RippedHS

Geeze a political jab in a completely unrelated topic. You guys need a chill pill now see that’s related


-Star-Fox-

Not sure if chill pill will go well into ass, could catch cold that way


phaedrus77

https://youtu.be/p3mPLCDVsvA


ChipsAhoyNC

You misspelled world.


subnautus

Not quite: in Southern US politics, the biggest pieces of shit leave politicians’ mouths.


wratharm

"It's pronounced analgesic, not anal-gesic. Sir, the pills go in your mouth." - Turkleton


Vallis94

“You think my name is Turk Turkleton?”


cuttydiamond

Aaaand Mrs Turkleton!


hablomuchoingles

The Turkletons!


some_random_noob

its Turk Enjaydee and JD!


Parhel

I just watched that episode last night! I understand this reference!


Mertans

I was coming to post this! Good job and have my upvote!


wowbragger

Came here for this, thank you.


ChartreuseBison

I was going to be disappointed if it wasn't the top comment


Looptydude

Literally the first thing I said after seeing the post, laughed like an idiot when it was the top reply.


mfomatratzen

I came with that. I mean for that, for that!


yizzle841

I'm not chicken enough to take it lol


_Didds_

Glad someone has the courage. Thanks OP your sacrifice will be remembered by future generations...and also by your ass for quite some time


Fake_earthling

>not chicken That's the spirit


lizardbird8

I'm not actually sure if it's a chicken egg. I have chickens and ducks and that looks more like a duck egg to me, but I don't know My duck eggs look shiny when they're wet chicken eggs just look wet


steakboneshiv

Looks like a peeled hardboiled egg to me.


ClashBandicootie

>egg can I offer you one in this trying time?


steakboneshiv

Shit, I've never turned down an egg in my life


Dirtyliar5000

Oh thank god some people are mentioning the fact thats an egg


leoheck

Chicken McFly!


laserox

I just watched this one last night!!


sgt_happy

“.. and his rectum? …. To shreds, you say..”


Technical_Semaphore

Well, how is his wife holding up?


I_used_to_be_hip

To shreds you say?


OptimalInevitable905

Was his apartment rent controlled?


ShaggysGTI

This is how I know Reddit is my bubble.


Woody_L

I love it. Makes me a little sad that Futurama is no longer with us, though. Update: I just read that Hulu will revive Futurama next year! Can't wait.


sarduchi

More [good news](https://deadline.com/2022/03/john-dimaggio-return-futurama-revival-hulu-bendergate-1234968435/)!


ZenCyn39

DAMMIT, beat me to it


Arinoch

My immediate thought as well. I’m glad there’s so many people like us.


ClassBShareHolder

For all the good they did me, I could have shoved them up my ass!!


shesjustbeingmiley

Well call me a cloaca then doc....cause I was born ready.


Disastrous-Menu_yum

Just relax your throat


Baebel

It helps to get rid of that pesky gag reflex.


Jo5hd00d

Came here to say this lol


Baelgul

If this wasn't the top comment I was going to be so pissed. Well done.


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Good thing I read this comment first because I was gonna make a suppository crack. Now, I've just made a shitty pun. Make that two shitty puns.


bleubasquiat

Reading this as I watch Futurama


eddie_nu

Thank God is not a nasal swab


Nickorellidimus

Came here hoping this was near the top 😂


CherryTheDerg

No, its just near the bottom


Nickorellidimus

That one took me a moment!


SlickRickGrits

An egg for these trying times.


PretendThisIsMyName

Be careful. That could be an egg poisoned by your constituents! Which will give you a touch of consumption.


Whatyousaidisdumb

I made my fortune in boiled denim.


Barblarblarw

You found it under a bridge, didn’t you?


LP_24

It’s a jumping off point


girlsonsoysauce

"Is that a pickled egg?" "No, it's an egg I brought from home."


Supply-Slut

*An egg for these ~~trying~~ frying times* FTFY


DodgerWalker

The egg is clearly hard boiled, though.


starfyredragon

Just like the person that tries to swallow it whole.


Supply-Slut

And? You could still fry that fucker if you really cared


ApocaeL

Everything can be fried if you are medieval enough


lkeels

I've been training for this all my life.


haleb4r

No more diabetes if it's stuck in your throat.


OnTheList-YouTube

In fact, ALL your life's problems will go away!


PhilosopherRider

Damn that's a killer deal !


Korotai

Just one pill and you’ll never feel anything again!!!


kristiansan11

Underrated comment


gamehawk0704

You'll get one more really big problem first, but after that no more problems.


joshlovesmemes

No more abetes at least


FaAlt

Finally a pill that will fix all of my problems.


echt

If you carefully read the instruction. You don’t swallow it down. You shove it up.


Mission-Present6303

Instructions unclear. A shovel is now stuck in my ass…


namedonelettere

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time


Chadodius

Egg


Lord_Scribe

Egg-sactly


Justforthenuews

Her?


XazzyWhat

🥚


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modestlyawesome

The first bit of the article ([https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/new-pill-reverses-type-2-diabetes-normalizes-blood-sugar-and-works-without-insulin-you-can-say-goodbye-to-diabetes/](https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/06/new-pill-reverses-type-2-diabetes-normalizes-blood-sugar-and-works-without-insulin-you-can-say-goodbye-to-diabetes/) ) ​ "Dear Friend, 100% natural treatment, that naturally fight diabetes, normalizes blood sugar and reverses type 2 diabetes If you want a 100% natural treatment, that naturally fight diabetes, normalizes blood sugar and reverses type 2 diabetes without depending on prescription drugs or insulin injections, then this short message will show you how.'' So no, it's not real.


killertnt5

Thank you for an actual answer


modestlyawesome

No problem!


puketoucher

Naturally.


tecchigirl

(Dr. Evil air quotes) "Article"


AlexG2490

I'm about to tell you the most important thing about the internet. If you only learn one single thing, take this to heart: ***EVERYTHING*** in the chum box is a lie. Always. Every time.


MoobyTheGoldenSock

Family doctor here. It’s true that there are several non-insulin meds that can treat type 2 diabetes, including pills and daily or weekly non-insulin injections. Some have been around for decades while others are from the last several years. In some cases, the newer treatments have allowed people who would have been recommended insulin 20 years ago to stay off treatment longer. It’s not true that a new drug class has been discovered that fully replaces insulin. If your diabetes is past the point where none of the non-insulin treatments are working, it’s still time for insulin. It’s also not true that the herbal pills and tea this person is selling are any sort of a substitute for actual medical management. The best thing you can do is talk to your doctor about your family history and ask if you have any other risk factors for diabetes. If so, ask what you can do to minimize those. And most importantly, ask what they recommend for diabetes screening in your case. If they diagnose diabetes when it’s at its earliest stages, all of the treatments are a good option and you have a lot of chances to keep the diabetes from getting worse. If by the time you get diagnosed your diabetes is so bad that only insulin will work, then you will have far fewer options. Start getting ahead of it now so you will be ready for it if it eventually comes. Also, insulin is not evil, it’s simply the last option. If your diabetes needs insulin, you should take insulin. Keeping your diabetes controlled so it doesn’t damage your body is way better than destroying your blood vessels just so you can avoid injections. Also, while I am a doctor, I’m not *your* doctor, and this is not a substitute for your doctor’s medical advice. So talk to your doctor about your risk and find out what sort of preventative measures are right for you.


keenly_disinterested

In a way, the photo IS accurate. If people would eat more eggs and stay away from the soda, chips, and candy there would be far less Type 2 diabetes.


MerkNZorg

This is how I do it. I make omelets loaded with veggies and some cheese for breakfast/lunch just about everyday. Got rid of bread, simple carbs and things made of sugar. Keeps my levels great all day.


Xantisha

There is no miracle pill, but there is close to a miracle diet. A whole foods plant based diet has been shown to reverse type 2 diabetes, allowing people who were completely immobile due to illness to resume daily life within a few weeks. This diet also reverses and reduces chances of heart disease significantly.


That_Boney_Librarian

"Well the, GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!"


Admirable-Common-176

Bad news, it goes in your urethra.


purpleteaaa

r/sounding material?


SimplyTiredd

God why does r/sounding get a pass but r/eyeblech doesn’t both cause extreme discomfort to the poor unsuspecting individual. Goes without saying, don’t click the links unless you want a nasty surprise.


Chron0ss

Darnet you should have said don’t click the links first...


BearWolf925

Came here for this, thank you


Deazul

Good news! Its a suppository!


mattstorm360

Oh barnacles, i hate the pill.


idiotmonkey12

YEAH FUTURAMA FANS!!!!!


Valendorf

Don’t worry! It’s a suppository.


Bobojones9584

As Zoidberg would say, "Guess again"


lord_ultimate

Well, then, good news! It’s a suppository!


Performance_Fancy

Knew a girl in college that would have no problem with that.


Hennepin451

It’s a suppository—no need to swallow it at all.


Chippah716

Well, not with that attitude


ShatteredVoice

Good news, everyone. It’s a suppository.


jbrux86

Good news! It’s a suppository!


Old-Seaweed8917

r/hardtoswallowpills


Traditional-Hawk-845

"Good news it's a suppository" Professor Farnsworth


bluesbynumber

“Good news! It’s a suppository!”


Nitro114

Maybe its not supposed to be swallowed


HadennDraven

Oh but that's not the pill, that's the suppository variant.


HydroElectricTV

Just swallow a lit match first


OldBob10

You are not a cool hand, Luke.


guttersmurf

***Well good news! It's a suppository.***


Durkasaurusrex

Can I offer you an egg, in these trying times?


dreamatoriumx

"Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?"


Crimson_Raven

“Good news everyone! It’s a suppository!”


Ill_Run5998

2300 Nigerian men can't be wrong!! Humor aside, the pill is the size of a Zithromax. No idea why the "Natural remedy " speel included a pic of a hand holding a boiled pterodactyl egg.


Freuden82

Twist: You don't take it orally


rockngoat

Guy complaining to Dr about suppositories: "lve been choking these down for a week and am still sick. For all the good they've done, I could've been shoving them up my @ss".


CrazyGermanShepOwner

It's a suppository


[deleted]

Crafted with love by chickens....I'm sorry I meant crapped with a small amount of difficulty by chickens


Narrow_Reach

"Say Goodbye to- LIFE"


AaronTheElite007

That’s an egg


Devolutionator

Rectix


42___

Man but fr why do these ads exist?


ralleee

did they figure out how to put exercise in a pill?


bdbdbokbuck

A bit of an egg-aggeration if you ask me.


Kannabiz

Plot twist: Not to be taken through the mouth


johnsolomon

Can’t have diabetes if you’re dead


theghostofgotti

The bad news is it's a delayed release suppository.


TheNerdMaster69

I looked up the article, pretty sure it's just some random nobody peddling snake oil.


TheDizDude

Good News: Its a suppository


uchl

Good news, it’s a suppository


Forgot_My_Rape_Shoes

Good news! It's a suppository!


AE_WILLIAMS

Sphincter? I barely knew 'er!


PreZEviL

Its a suppository


HughJazhole

Good news everyone, it’s a suppository!


Wilhelmstark

Good news… it’s a suppository


MavericWolf

Zoidberg; "guess again"


Ahandfulofsquirrels

"Good news! It's a suppository"


LordDaybreak

Well then good news! It's a suppository


stuck_in_carolina

Good news! It's a suppository! -prof. farnsworth


LuxuryxElite

Oh it doesn't go in orally.......


redditmastermindftw

Who said anything about it going in your mouth


Creative_Elk_4712

Hen: oh no, it doesn't go down your mouth, no..


steakboneshiv

Don't worry, give it another month and new studies will find this thing will literally kill you.


thirdleg123

That is a fuckin boiled egg


Fixmy59bug

Good news. This is the suppository version.


getyourcheftogether

Endorsement from Goop?


clarkn0va

Seriously though, has anybody ever swallowed a boiled egg whole? On one hand I'm tempted to try. On the other hand, I don't want my cause of death to read "ruptured esophagus".


LordFauntloroy

I tried but I accidentally crushed it in my throat and inhaled the solid yolk. I'm not sure it's possible though I admit I could be wrong.


WorkoutSnake

New smart pill the 1% are using. (Shows picture of random teen popping pills)


TJzzz

Good news everyone....


Jmazoso

Dr gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!!!!


druff1036

Would you like an egg for these trying times?


Krazeyguy

Just offering a nice egg in your trying time, what's wrong with that?


MysteriousParfait397

Just try to relax.


StevenDangerSmith

I can eat fifty eggs.


vagabonking

That's how it works. It's so big you can't swallow sugary things anymore after.


Blaze_Lazar

perhaps it goes in another way


Own_Ad5814

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time


maria_maria

Sir, that’s an egg


Cyberslasher

Hard boiled eggs cure diabetes. Martin Shkrelihates this one simple trick!


Jujumonvandel

… your throat


Demonae

It's called a doctor supervised controlled 600 calorie diet. Most people would rather suffer type 2 diabetes than change their life style. My friend just had her feet amputated. She 450 lbs and refuses to stop eating junk food. Her blood sugar is at like 600 all the time. She is also going blind. I fully expect her to be dead in a year. She had been given every opportunity to change her life with dieticians, medical help and mental health counseling.


DeaconBlueA

🥚


HarrySRL

Maybe in the rectum?


crabcakesandbeer

Cool Hand Luke and your Moms say you can!


IronCorvus

What if that is just one of Trump's hands? If you can handle 2 Advil liquigels, you can handle that puppy.


Ace_of_spades_42

It's a suppository you uncultured swine


SassQueen1129

Igg


Aternox_X1kZ

"Well then good news!"


Hamilton-Beckett

GOOD NEWS!!!


aurorasummers

Good news, It comes in a suppository!


SweetAndSourPickles

Sir, that’s is an *egg* These damn article ads are getting ridiculous


whippymcdumbass

GOOD NEWS! It's a suppository!!!


eggpotaterlad

It’s not for swallowing….


pharealprince

Jokes on you, it’s a suppository.


gft383

It’s ok it is a suppository


JaydenTheMemeThief

That is a Boiled Egg


fateh9

Heck only an anaconda could take that thing down.