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Deedsman

Wayne's World had an hilarious parody of this.


BullFrogz13

“It certainly does suck.”


WNClivin

“It’s sucking my will to live!!!”


Michael_Gibb

"Oh, the humanity."


Analog0

Help me cam


Duval713

Shit. Beat me to it!


bambambedam

Came here to say this.


astobby

"I'm losing my will to live!"


Nadmania

The suckcut


Rhoadey4

Just a trim. Don't buzz me, alright?


javaargusavetti

*turn it off man turn it ooff! its sucking my will to live!*


joestaff

^oh ^the ^humanity!


[deleted]

It sucks and it cuts


32mafiaman

What a revolutionary discovery.


leckmir

We have one plus a backup in case it breaks. One of the few infomercial products that does what it says and still today has a huge following. The pandemic created a bigger demand than normal and for a while you could not buy one.


Makeit_

My dad bought it when it first came out and uses it till this day. I remember sitting in front of the TV while he was watching the infomercial and called in to buy over the phone.


RobsJourney1987

Honestly, for real? Are these actually good?


ThriftAllDay

George Clooney has cut his own hair with one for 25 years (not a joke).


woodiegutheryghost

George Clooney is an epic troll, so take his interview comment with a grain of salt.


HouseCravenRaw

25 years? Jesus, how much hair did he have?


leckmir

We have used nothing else to cut our hair for the last 8 years. It is a powered cutting head that uses spacers to determine how much hair to cut and the vacuum cleaner takes away the cut hair. We both have short hair and it does a great job. There is a bit of a learning curve and some really useless Youtube videos of people using it but when I add up what we saved over 8 years and add the convenience of getting a trim when you feel like it I dont see us ever getting our hair cut any other way.


obviousbean

> vacuum clean takes away the cut hair Ok I'm sold. I've been trimming my partner's hair for like a year and it gets freaking everywhere.


CommotionLotion

I mean George Clooney uses one so.


beaushaw

He's a Dapper Dan man.


TheKiz

In the meantime, the barber and his kids are going hungry.


fuzzylilbunnies

You the man, Charlie Brown!


Missinhandle

Guess the barber will need to find a more productive career


jdford85

My parents used this for my disabled brother. He couldn't sit still for a hair cut with a scissors. This thing was a life saver.


Tautochrone1

Lol you kids are so funny. I grew up using this. This thing was amazing.


edie_the_egg_lady

I used one too, it always felt cool on your head and it worked hella well. No shame in a Suck-Cut.


MrDoctors

As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.


blzac33

“It certainly does suck.” -Wayne Campbell


astrobabe2

Turn it off man! It’s sucking my will to live!


Justfuxn3

It certainly does suck!


therealjayphonic

When they demonstrated them live at fairs back in the day they took the blades out after messing up a cut on day one in a demo… after that they took out the blades for live demo and just vacuumed hair and never cut it and sold tons lol


SnowedOutMT

We had one too. My dad used it whenever he needed too. I'd buy one if they made a modernized one


nhergen

Why a modernized one? I own one and it's terrific. I believe you can still buy them on their website.


EpicMeatSpin

It needs an app, and Bluetooth, and some blinding LEDs. The plastic is yellow and needs to be black or Apple store white instead. You can use it with any vacuum, but they really need to make it only work with only one specific vacuum that you have to buy separately. It also needs to be less of product and more of a lifestyle.


dajtut

Don't forget to include an in-app subscription model, so you have to pay $14.99 each time you cut your hair with it


brad2575

I wasn't sure if he was serious or not asking the question of what what this was. This is a big thing and a real product. Lol


Tautochrone1

My father still has one and uses it. I hope he leaves it to me in his will.


[deleted]

🎵 Oh, I just can't wait to have that thiiiiing! 🎶 - OP probably


RockstarAgent

But wait...he grabbed her Johnson too?????????


DrJJStroganoff

You never got the meat log surprise? Problem is when you are that far along in the game, it's too late. Going to the bathroom is much better than bringing them back to your house.


SingularityOfOne

for a bit of bathroom


KelBeenThereDoneThat

With all the crap they sell now, why on earth don’t they bring it back?


TheIndieArmy

Don't think it ever went away. https://flowbee.com/


KelBeenThereDoneThat

Thanks! But they’re out of stock 😞. I’ve never tried it but thought it’s a great idea for men’s hair.


Knights8100

[Here you go](https://www.ebay.com/itm/325122257049?hash=item4bb2cbf099:g:UIkAAOSww9tiQh3c)


Viral_dump_lover

I bought one at the beginning of the quarantine year and honestly haven't had a professional haircut since It's very convenient even if you need someone to get your neck line with some trimmers


gothangelblood

I still have mine and still use it.


[deleted]

Clooney uses it. It’s legit.


rejectallgoats

In Japan they have pro versions of these for quick cuts in the train stations. Used to be like $10 or so.


RelentlessChicken

My dad still uses one to this day. Hasn't gotten a haircut in at least two decades.


zankypoo

Still use this to thus day. Dad bought it when I was but a wee child. He had two so I took one. Ain't got no need to waste my time paying someone to cut my hair.


BrewCrewBall

I used to get high and watch the 1/2 hour flowbee infomercial on repeat. No regrets.


TCU_Frog_Fan

Back when life was worth living


civgarth

Pam Anderson in her prime was something else


Dr_Frasier_Bane

Red Devil Grill was my favorite infomercial.


cj91030

George Clooney uses this for his hair. Made used ones like 150-300, and they re-released it.


PsyFiFungi

You mean he's paid to say he does, right? ...right?


Giwaffee

[Official Clooney endorsement](https://memecreator.org/static/images/memes/5437990.jpg)


Elliott_0

IT CERTAINLY DOES S…ah fuck, I’m late.


viejoestupido

She grabbed my Johnson, I grabbed hers. Lol


redhotbos

The Flowbee! People don’t know what this is? Am I really that old? (Looks for kids on my lawn)


sneakyhopskotch

Wouldn't be bad for the lawn either


sl1200md3

As you can see.. it SUCKS as it CUTS!


remind_me_later2

A flobee got my family successfully through their childhood. It worked great!!


twiggz612

“It certainly does suck”


jamcber12

Terrible commercial, but my flowbee is over 30 years old and I need parts. But I guess I heard George Clooney said he uses one, and now the things cost over $300.


Dieterdost

Aren't the parts available at the original website?


ncadi

Well it certainly does suck


Dependent-Loquat-196

My grandpa’s machine shop machined the blades for these things back in the 80’s and he still cuts his own hair with it to this day(honestly doesn’t look too bad). He used to cut my hair with it too when I was a wee lad- some 20 years ago.


RedMonkey79x

Finally a way to Mohawk ur hair fat n easy


UnpopularCrayon

I saw a barber shop using these in Malaysia a few years ago.


Xanthus179

“Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby” - Bloodhound Gang


Korgon213

George Clooney still uses something Iike this.


CmdrSelfEvident

"Get the shop vac attachment and be your own planned parenthood clinic"


Allisone11

It’s suckin my will to live!!


nhergen

I own one and it works great. I haven't paid for a haircut in over a decade, and my hair is frequently complimented.


[deleted]

Reminds me of the Suck-o-matic from Wayne's World


Thejackalope72

Suck cut. It sucks as it cuts.


hqflav

Lol came here to say “have you never seen Wayne’s world!?!


beebs44

No more bowl. We upgraded to the vacuum. Thing sold like hotcakes.


Tommy-Styxx

No. Hotcakes sold like Flowbees.


bongart

Not a fan of [Moon (2009)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1182345/) with Sam Rockwell, I take it? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Ewj-BOBuc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84Ewj-BOBuc)


agntdrake

Not a Kevin Spacey fan, but Moon is fantastic. The Flowbee was a nice touch.


InsomniaticWanderer

It's the suck cut! It certainly does suck!


EMPulseKC

The fact that people are discovering the Flowbee for the first time makes me feel so old.


balsadust

Well it certainly does suck


AtlasXan

Bruh my grandma bought one for her dog and she had to test it on my dad first.


soydiosa

My dad literally used this on my brothers. And on himself. Thank you so much for sharing this lol


BonyUnicorn

"Flowbee haircut" used to be a mean burn.


Markpooo

“It certainly does suck.”


DirectionActual4487

You can still buy these. They run about $150-$200 on eBay. I have a friend who swears by this thing. It’s OK cause we make fun of him.


DeederPool

It certainly does suck!


bl402

r/dontputyourdickinthat


mwharvey

It slices, it dices, it circumcises! It's the black and decker pecker wrecker.


[deleted]

My brother sold one of these on eBay for a ridiculously high sum awhile back after using it for several years.


kortiz46

The shit it’s like $300 on eBay


Longjumping_Bed2907

We suck so you don’t have to! 😂 😆 😝


iluvvivapuffs

Does this mean everyone gets the same hair cut?


Designer-Insect-6398

Aint this what George Clooney said he used to cut his own hair for years?


digidave1

You can still buy one!


Justfuxn3

Well, as you can see: it sucks, and it cuts!


AmandaBines

waynneeee its sucking my will to liveeeee get it off!!!


[deleted]

Just a trim don't buzz me


jackie_chans_nose

My dad has two of these. One that lasted like 10 years and then he bought the newer model after it died.


AgileMJOLNIR

There’s a spoof of this in the original Waynes World. Still a classic lol.


marcthemagnificent

Also known as the suck n cut.


tblazertn

It certainly does suck. Party on Wayne!


Less-Raspberry-6222

I had a few haircuts in the 90's with one of these. They work better than you think.


[deleted]

I had one. And I have a friend that still uses it to this day


johnjay80

The Suck N Cut! Hahaha Wayne’s world!!


zeke11

We use ours on the dog. Works great!


Xxdosbeekeeperxx

ITS SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE!!!


beauhumphrey74

"As you can see, it sucks and it cuts!"


Bergamus432

It certainly does suck.


Dysanj

It's sucking my will to live.


GhostRunner8

it sucks as it cuts


padmasundari

It certainly does suck.


Armand74

Still for sale on Amazon! My dad had one of these and got haircuts from it.


Ordinary_Cap3100

Did he just say I grabbed hers bro that’s a man


Ranryu

Literally how George Clooney has cut his hair since the 80s


csk1325

These things are no even cheap. Like over 100 dollars. George Clooney said he used one but I think it was a joke.


bobmanuk

I remember watching Graham Nortons chat show demoing this product. It was supposed to be a joke… or at least I thought it was….


Dramatic_Surprise

nah man flobee was a legit product


nikanj0

Shane Wighton (stuffmadehere) actually built a vacuum hair cutting robot and it's as dangerous and terrifying as it sounds.


cellenium125

My uncle used this on me as a kid and I remember thinking it was a lot of fun


the_drunk_moxxie_fan

Y thou


[deleted]

“She grabbed my Johnson, I grabbed hers” *commercials in 2022*


TheKrakIan

It sucks and it cuts!


sheepsense

I always thought someone should invent the flowbee helmet. Fits over your head...you adjust dials all around your head to your desired length then just attach to your vacuum and boom. 10 second haircut. Put your helmet away till next time. You're a rock star!


No-Wish-4360

Is that John Tron??


theshiyal

Our local auctioneer makes sure they are on the sale bill when he does auctions. They still have a following


tehjrow

I was there, 3000 years ago


bdbdbokbuck

George Clooney has been cutting his hair with one of these for the last 40 years!


luvz

My dad butchered my hair with one of these once. Then my mom banned him from using it on me. That’s my last memory of it.


FBI_Van_69

My Scout Leader had a personal “Flowbee”


mustbeme87

Garth?


[deleted]

I remember this! I wish I had this for my dogs. :/


chumchees

Is this one of those Cinco products


GrandMalHero

Sounds like Justin Roilland


BetterCallSal

He's gonna put that thing on your melon alright


usukk

It sucks, while it cuts.


JimmyJTJ5

Wasn't this on Wayne's world? The Suck Cut


jibjabjibby

They had this in the best movie ever, Moon


mdindj

SUCC


DaniTheLovebug

My childhood!!! I remember that commercial


Wapiti406

Ahh yes, the Flowbee. I was butchered by this contraption a few times growing up.


SUBM4RK0S

SO I LIKE TO DANCE NAKED


SillyPuttyGizmo

Reminds me of the 90s blu blocker commercials https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_Png-PC0ews


bokin8

I honestly don't see the difference in the before and after comparison.... Is it supposed to give volume? The process also looks like you're jerking off your hair.


vangiang85

Cuts your hair dude


ColombianMarchingBlo

Wayne's world


Legitimate_Peach3135

Here’s the thing, I was there when it came out. Huge joke, this and the bowl cut kid


Inteligent_Toaster

steve *would* suck himself


yunoscreaming

My dad still uses his


beanslayer456

Relatable


JinxxBlack

What is this contraption and what does it doit do? I'm confused 😐


AlishaV

It gives haircuts. You run it over your head, it sucks your hair up into it, and pieces longer than the guard are trimmed off and vacuumed up. It's been around a long time and apparently George Clooney uses it for his hair. Probably okay if your hair is all one, shorter length.


unreasonablyhuman

Real talk I heard this is what George Clooney uses at home Not even joking


vangiang85

Trims hair and vacuums it


sleakreaper

😆😅🤣😂😂🤣😅😆😅🤣😂😂🤣


shinpoo

That one guy was fucking his hair with the vacuum. You can see it in his perverted smirk lol.


go_faster1

I think cs188 made a YTP on this. Either him or Dathings…


Sublime_Vizion

They need to bring this back!


felmare101

It’s the suck cut from Wayne’s world


gn0xious

Okay Garth this guys gonna stick that thing on your melon. Just a trim don’t buzz me alright?


Familiar-Document-53

Does it have a circular adapter


PsyFiFungi

I was born in the mid 90s and still experienced the flowbee as a child. Just fuck my shit up, dad.


Madhusudana

My grandma cut my cousin's hair with that when we were teenagers and it was so shit he cried


russiandobby

Let's face it at least one guy had his dick cut by these


Gaztaroth

Lice Vacuum Cleaner?


Poison_Ice_Blade

“She grabs my johnson and i grabs hers” 🤣


beckarus

My dad used this his entire life


cgk001

couldnt tell the difference in that before/after


doctor_zaius

It certainly does suck…


Thiscrazyworldhaha

George Clooney says he uses one and loves it.


dontstopbelievingman

I thought this was a joke on Fresh off the Boat but huh it's a real thing. The more I learned