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Wayne's World had an hilarious parody of this.
“It certainly does suck.”
“It’s sucking my will to live!!!”
"Oh, the humanity."
Help me cam
Shit. Beat me to it!
Came here to say this.
"I'm losing my will to live!"
Just a trim. Don't buzz me, alright?
*turn it off man turn it ooff! its sucking my will to live!*
^oh ^the ^humanity!
It sucks and it cuts
What a revolutionary discovery.
We have one plus a backup in case it breaks. One of the few infomercial products that does what it says and still today has a huge following. The pandemic created a bigger demand than normal and for a while you could not buy one.
My dad bought it when it first came out and uses it till this day.
I remember sitting in front of the TV while he was watching the infomercial and called in to buy over the phone.
Honestly, for real? Are these actually good?
George Clooney has cut his own hair with one for 25 years (not a joke).
George Clooney is an epic troll, so take his interview comment with a grain of salt.
25 years? Jesus, how much hair did he have?
We have used nothing else to cut our hair for the last 8 years. It is a powered cutting head that uses spacers to determine how much hair to cut and the vacuum cleaner takes away the cut hair. We both have short hair and it does a great job. There is a bit of a learning curve and some really useless Youtube videos of people using it but when I add up what we saved over 8 years and add the convenience of getting a trim when you feel like it I dont see us ever getting our hair cut any other way.
> vacuum clean takes away the cut hair
Ok I'm sold. I've been trimming my partner's hair for like a year and it gets freaking everywhere.
I mean George Clooney uses one so.
He's a Dapper Dan man.
In the meantime, the barber and his kids are going hungry.
You the man, Charlie Brown!
Guess the barber will need to find a more productive career
My parents used this for my disabled brother. He couldn't sit still for a hair cut with a scissors. This thing was a life saver.
Lol you kids are so funny.
I grew up using this. This thing was amazing.
I used one too, it always felt cool on your head and it worked hella well. No shame in a Suck-Cut.
As you can see, it sucks as it cuts.
“It certainly does suck.” -Wayne Campbell
Turn it off man! It’s sucking my will to live!
It certainly does suck!
When they demonstrated them live at fairs back in the day they took the blades out after messing up a cut on day one in a demo… after that they took out the blades for live demo and just vacuumed hair and never cut it and sold tons lol
We had one too. My dad used it whenever he needed too. I'd buy one if they made a modernized one
Why a modernized one? I own one and it's terrific. I believe you can still buy them on their website.
It needs an app, and Bluetooth, and some blinding LEDs. The plastic is yellow and needs to be black or Apple store white instead. You can use it with any vacuum, but they really need to make it only work with only one specific vacuum that you have to buy separately. It also needs to be less of product and more of a lifestyle.
Don't forget to include an in-app subscription model, so you have to pay $14.99 each time you cut your hair with it
I wasn't sure if he was serious or not asking the question of what what this was. This is a big thing and a real product. Lol
My father still has one and uses it. I hope he leaves it to me in his will.
🎵 Oh, I just can't wait to have that thiiiiing! 🎶
- OP probably
But wait...he grabbed her Johnson too?????????
You never got the meat log surprise? Problem is when you are that far along in the game, it's too late. Going to the bathroom is much better than bringing them back to your house.
for a bit of bathroom
With all the crap they sell now, why on earth don’t they bring it back?
Don't think it ever went away. https://flowbee.com/
Thanks! But they’re out of stock 😞. I’ve never tried it but thought it’s a great idea for men’s hair.
[Here you go](https://www.ebay.com/itm/325122257049?hash=item4bb2cbf099:g:UIkAAOSww9tiQh3c)
I bought one at the beginning of the quarantine year and honestly haven't had a professional haircut since
It's very convenient even if you need someone to get your neck line with some trimmers
I still have mine and still use it.
Clooney uses it. It’s legit.
In Japan they have pro versions of these for quick cuts in the train stations. Used to be like $10 or so.
My dad still uses one to this day. Hasn't gotten a haircut in at least two decades.
Still use this to thus day. Dad bought it when I was but a wee child. He had two so I took one. Ain't got no need to waste my time paying someone to cut my hair.
I used to get high and watch the 1/2 hour flowbee infomercial on repeat. No regrets.
Back when life was worth living
Pam Anderson in her prime was something else
Red Devil Grill was my favorite infomercial.
George Clooney uses this for his hair. Made used ones like 150-300, and they re-released it.
You mean he's paid to say he does, right? ...right?
[Official Clooney endorsement](https://memecreator.org/static/images/memes/5437990.jpg)
IT CERTAINLY DOES S…ah fuck, I’m late.
She grabbed my Johnson, I grabbed hers. Lol
The Flowbee! People don’t know what this is? Am I really that old?
(Looks for kids on my lawn)
Wouldn't be bad for the lawn either
As you can see.. it SUCKS as it CUTS!
A flobee got my family successfully through their childhood. It worked great!!
“It certainly does suck”
Terrible commercial, but my flowbee is over 30 years old and I need parts.
But I guess I heard George Clooney said he uses one, and now the things cost over $300.
Aren't the parts available at the original website?
Well it certainly does suck
My grandpa’s machine shop machined the blades for these things back in the 80’s and he still cuts his own hair with it to this day(honestly doesn’t look too bad). He used to cut my hair with it too when I was a wee lad- some 20 years ago.
Finally a way to Mohawk ur hair fat n easy
I saw a barber shop using these in Malaysia a few years ago.
“Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby” - Bloodhound Gang
George Clooney still uses something Iike this.
"Get the shop vac attachment and be your own planned parenthood clinic"
It’s suckin my will to live!!
I own one and it works great. I haven't paid for a haircut in over a decade, and my hair is frequently complimented.
Reminds me of the Suck-o-matic from Wayne's World
Suck cut. It sucks as it cuts.
Lol came here to say “have you never seen Wayne’s world!?!
No more bowl. We upgraded to the vacuum.
Thing sold like hotcakes.
No. Hotcakes sold like Flowbees.
Not a fan of [Moon (2009)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1182345/) with Sam Rockwell, I take it?
Not a Kevin Spacey fan, but Moon is fantastic. The Flowbee was a nice touch.
It's the suck cut! It certainly does suck!
The fact that people are discovering the Flowbee for the first time makes me feel so old.
Bruh my grandma bought one for her dog and she had to test it on my dad first.
My dad literally used this on my brothers. And on himself. Thank you so much for sharing this lol
"Flowbee haircut" used to be a mean burn.
You can still buy these. They run about $150-$200 on eBay. I have a friend who swears by this thing. It’s OK cause we make fun of him.
It slices, it dices, it circumcises! It's the black and decker pecker wrecker.
My brother sold one of these on eBay for a ridiculously high sum awhile back after using it for several years.
The shit it’s like $300 on eBay
We suck so you don’t have to! 😂 😆 😝
Does this mean everyone gets the same hair cut?
Aint this what George Clooney said he used to cut his own hair for years?
You can still buy one!
Well, as you can see: it sucks, and it cuts!
waynneeee its sucking my will to liveeeee get it off!!!
Just a trim don't buzz me
My dad has two of these. One that lasted like 10 years and then he bought the newer model after it died.
There’s a spoof of this in the original Waynes World. Still a classic lol.
Also known as the suck n cut.
It certainly does suck. Party on Wayne!
I had a few haircuts in the 90's with one of these. They work better than you think.
I had one. And I have a friend that still uses it to this day
The Suck N Cut! Hahaha Wayne’s world!!
We use ours on the dog. Works great!
ITS SUCKING MY WILL TO LIVE!!!
"As you can see, it sucks and it cuts!"
It certainly does suck.
It's sucking my will to live.
it sucks as it cuts
Still for sale on Amazon! My dad had one of these and got haircuts from it.
Did he just say I grabbed hers bro that’s a man
Literally how George Clooney has cut his hair since the 80s
These things are no even cheap. Like over 100 dollars. George Clooney said he used one but I think it was a joke.
I remember watching Graham Nortons chat show demoing this product. It was supposed to be a joke… or at least I thought it was….
nah man flobee was a legit product
Shane Wighton (stuffmadehere) actually built a vacuum hair cutting robot and it's as dangerous and terrifying as it sounds.
My uncle used this on me as a kid and I remember thinking it was a lot of fun
“She grabbed my Johnson, I grabbed hers”
*commercials in 2022*
It sucks and it cuts!
I always thought someone should invent the flowbee helmet. Fits over your head...you adjust dials all around your head to your desired length then just attach to your vacuum and boom. 10 second haircut. Put your helmet away till next time. You're a rock star!
Is that John Tron??
Our local auctioneer makes sure they are on the sale bill when he does auctions. They still have a following
I was there, 3000 years ago
George Clooney has been cutting his hair with one of these for the last 40 years!
My dad butchered my hair with one of these once. Then my mom banned him from using it on me. That’s my last memory of it.
My Scout Leader had a personal “Flowbee”
I remember this! I wish I had this for my dogs. :/
Is this one of those Cinco products
Sounds like Justin Roilland
He's gonna put that thing on your melon alright
It sucks, while it cuts.
Wasn't this on Wayne's world? The Suck Cut
They had this in the best movie ever, Moon
I remember that commercial
Ahh yes, the Flowbee. I was butchered by this contraption a few times growing up.
SO I LIKE TO DANCE NAKED
Reminds me of the 90s blu blocker commercials
I honestly don't see the difference in the before and after comparison.... Is it supposed to give volume?
The process also looks like you're jerking off your hair.
Cuts your hair dude
Here’s the thing, I was there when it came out. Huge joke, this and the bowl cut kid
steve *would* suck himself
My dad still uses his
What is this contraption and what does it doit do? I'm confused 😐
It gives haircuts. You run it over your head, it sucks your hair up into it, and pieces longer than the guard are trimmed off and vacuumed up. It's been around a long time and apparently George Clooney uses it for his hair. Probably okay if your hair is all one, shorter length.
Real talk I heard this is what George Clooney uses at home
Not even joking
Trims hair and vacuums it
That one guy was fucking his hair with the vacuum. You can see it in his perverted smirk lol.
I think cs188 made a YTP on this. Either him or Dathings…
They need to bring this back!
It’s the suck cut from Wayne’s world
Okay Garth this guys gonna stick that thing on your melon.
Just a trim don’t buzz me alright?
Does it have a circular adapter
I was born in the mid 90s and still experienced the flowbee as a child. Just fuck my shit up, dad.
My grandma cut my cousin's hair with that when we were teenagers and it was so shit he cried
Let's face it at least one guy had his dick cut by these
Lice Vacuum Cleaner?
“She grabs my johnson and i grabs hers” 🤣
My dad used this his entire life
couldnt tell the difference in that before/after
It certainly does suck…
George Clooney says he uses one and loves it.
I thought this was a joke on Fresh off the Boat but huh it's a real thing.
The more I learned