Dick cleaning service
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It’s just a poor translation, it should read RICHARD CLEANING SERVICE
We clean Richards. And ONLY Richards.
Using the Chinese lettering as an excuse to pretend they don't understand English well enough so they get away with decaling "Dick Cleaning Service" on their van which attracts attention, and that's what every business wants is to attract attention. Genius marketing.
What does it say in Chinese?
BIG BLACK COCK CLEANING SERVICE
theres one word missing
or else it would be wash cleaning service company limited
These guys rock! Our Dick fell into chasm that was wet and dark and really old, we thought we lost him for good but he spurted back out and was filthy and sticky! Dick Cleaners was our first thought and found these guys when their van ran over our dog, ironic! Dog dead, Dick cleaned, lawyers called, got a date for Dick with a gal on tinder named Sum Yong Thong, things are peachy, thanx Dick Cleaners!
Discount to all circumcised men
So what's the phone number?
Asking for a friend.
Here I am thinking this service was a specialty of Zamunda.
OH! Richard, you're a funny one!
Sounds great, until you discover they clean with steel wire >.<
I mean, for those uncut guys this might be necessary.
I’ll take two please .. inside and out
Well at least now you know where to go!
[Lewis Black's take](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtwldAqJ66Q#t=5m41s)
Depending upon the choice of employees, this could be either really good or really bad
Good work if you can get it.
I can vouch it is an exact Cantonese sound translation.
How much for a good polishing?
Do they hand wash?
This will clean your Dick long time :