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Dick cleaning service

Dick cleaning service

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sabertoothless

Finally!


andylowenthal

It’s just a poor translation, it should read RICHARD CLEANING SERVICE


Tigtor

We clean Richards. And ONLY Richards.


PuddingRnbowExtreme

r/TheyKnew Using the Chinese lettering as an excuse to pretend they don't understand English well enough so they get away with decaling "Dick Cleaning Service" on their van which attracts attention, and that's what every business wants is to attract attention. Genius marketing.


MyNameCannotBeSpoken

What does it say in Chinese?


Cthuluslovechild

BIG BLACK COCK CLEANING SERVICE


Worfrix426

theres one word missing or else it would be wash cleaning service company limited whatever


ArahantElevator747

These guys rock! Our Dick fell into chasm that was wet and dark and really old, we thought we lost him for good but he spurted back out and was filthy and sticky! Dick Cleaners was our first thought and found these guys when their van ran over our dog, ironic! Dog dead, Dick cleaned, lawyers called, got a date for Dick with a gal on tinder named Sum Yong Thong, things are peachy, thanx Dick Cleaners!


Sage010101

Discount to all circumcised men


DavidBloodyWilson

So what's the phone number? Asking for a friend.


fxlowe

Here I am thinking this service was a specialty of Zamunda.


cows76

OH! Richard, you're a funny one!


bongfui

Spit shine


R0botDave

Sounds great, until you discover they clean with steel wire >.<


Darktower52082

I mean, for those uncut guys this might be necessary.


Mrshio

I’ll take two please .. inside and out


Kkykkx

Well at least now you know where to go!


DanTheTerrible

[Lewis Black's take](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtwldAqJ66Q#t=5m41s)


ubertappa

Depending upon the choice of employees, this could be either really good or really bad


solacepeake

Good work if you can get it.


Grimlock_1

I can vouch it is an exact Cantonese sound translation.


TrailerTrashGourmet

How much for a good polishing?


xTo_the_Moonx

Do they hand wash?


Mastokun

This will clean your Dick long time : [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)