I invent unnecessary products and today I created the Pissed Off Putter.
By - rightcoastguy
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Should have a wire attached to like a fanny pack with a coil so you can rage throw it and then push a button to auto-retrieve it.
That come as a booster pack in 2027
Let me buy this.
This is proper marketing and profit maximization.
I expect to see unnecessary add-ons for your earlier unnecessary inventions soon.
Any downloadable content for it?
Then it smacks you right in the nuts
Oh mini-golf you delightful bag of angry weasels...
Fuck off spammer
Ooo.. you found my fetish.
Ow, my balls!
Yeah...I like money though
golf clubs are designed to hit balls
Just one ball.
But I can fix that issue with some scissors.
Arghh it's drivin' me nuts!
And then you throw it again out rage. And..
and then, in a fit of nutsack pain induced rage, u proceed to break and throw it again, and the cycle repeats itself...
You could say it would be... unnecessary.
Would be cool if this thing made distress noises when separated.
...or moaning noises for you perverts.
It should do the Wilhelm scream.
Slowly though.. Don't need my putter flying back at my Pro V1s *if you know what I'm sayin'.*
If that putter head wasn't shit, I'd totally buy it.
Great job, OP! Your inventions are always good for a laugh.
Seems like a primitive prototype but if Taylor cleaned it up a bit seems like there’s a market.
Great gag gift for a golfer.
My fella is an avid golfer, I want to buy this for him!!
He's not really the type to rage on the golf course, but I still think it'd be good for a laugh!
The market would be people gift shopping for gifts for their family members that love golf. I'd buy for sure.
Throw a 3-ball head on there and I'm sold.
If that putter head wasn't *unnecessary* FTFY
Same. Change the club face OP, and you've got a buyer!
Goes very well with the rage quit controller protector I already bought from you.
i like your name
I can see the error of your ways.
I can't find it
You’ve been on a roll with products that are actually *necessary*….
But then I saw the face of the putter. As a golfer that hurts my head with the texture.
I feel like he shifting a market ploy to slowly raise awareness of himself and suddenly drop the products for sale.
I'd buy some of these for the entertainment value. Would make great gag gifts.
I think he has a website where you can buy some of his inventions
Is [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nwvmhs/i_invented_unnecessary_products_and_today_i_made/) for sale? Asking for a friend.
Thanks for the link to the site! I'm honestly super bummed the table is oos, I'd have totally bought that.
easy $1000 you wont regret it
Agree, I have several golf buddies that putt poorly. This would be a great birthday/Xmas item.
I could totally see the "Unnecessary Store" at malls across America someday with this dudes stuff in there
He does sell some stuff. He makes no bones about it in his YouTube vids, not trying to be sneaky about it or anything. The vids are great too, he goes through the build process and all that jazz.
Some of his inventions are straight up solid ideas. Like the one that prevents your charger from being stolen.
If you’re going to the trouble of installing that you might as well install a wall plate with usb in addition to the outlets.
that sounds a shitload more expensive
Check out www.snappower.com
They've got ones for USB and it's literally one screw and swap out your face plate
No, they're talking about an actual cord coming out of the wall. He had a video before that "locked" the phone charger to the outlet.
>If you’re going to the trouble of installing that you might as well install a wall plate with usb in addition to the outlets.
That's not the point of the invention. The point is that nobody can steal your USB charging **cable** if your cable is stuck to the wall.
Gotcha. When people were saying charger I thought they were meaning the actual charger aka the power block. Not the USB cable
Wait I’m confused where does the power for the charger come from?
oh man, i dont like that design. if you have kids that could be dangerous if they fuck with the faceplate or crack it
Everything is dangerous if you have kids.
Yeah they would face the same danger if they fucked with the regular faceplate lol.
Yes and no, the outlet itself is recessed a little bit into the wall by maybe 1/2 an inch before you get to the hot/neutrals. The faceplate is right up front because of how they designed it. Its more likely kids would crack it and potentially expose the hot
Like $4 total if you can do it yourself
If you can wire a USB port into your wall yourself? I wouldn't recommend that. Also cheapest one I could find online with a quick search was $12 and that was only a USB without a normal socket too those ones were more like $20-30
You wire it just like a normal outlet. Doesn’t take anything more than knowing what circuit you’re on, killing the breaker, and a screwdriver. Anyone with google could do it. And I get them in bulk from electrical suppliers so my pricing is probably a bit off. Closer to $10-$15.
You can also just buy a wall plug that has multiple plugs and USB's
He already has a website and sells some of his products
Everyone knows the putter really gripping the ball gives the best putts.
I'm not a golfer and I winced at that
It's putt putt golf bro
Now if you could just make something that sends controllers flying back at you when someone rage quits and throws it.
*Edit:* Just took a look at your other posts. I'm a dummy, of course I should have figured you already did pretty much just that. haha great job, man!
Link for people looking for it!
It has to come back and slap you right between the eyes. That's the only way to train us
Just commenting to say I'm a fan. Have a good day.
Most fans blow
A lot of them suck
Depends which end you are standing they can do both
You have to be careful though, because they can also chop.
Lost my dickhead in a really bad ceiling fan accident.
I know someone that needs that.
Every Spring, he buys a dozen of the cheapest putters he can find. I've never seen him end the summer with *any* those putters.
He *may* have some anger issues.
If he ONLY takes it out on putters, leave the man be: he has an outlet already.
That's why he putts.
I like the idea, and it's funny. But this is gonna break after the first knee crack and especially after beating plastic against a metal pole lol.
Edit: nvm, I'm a cunt. I just checked your profile and I didn't grasp the point of your creations. I love what you're doing man.
You're humbleness is necessary in this dark timeline.
“Humbleness” isn’t a word. The word you’re looking for is “humbletude.”
That's two words: Humble 'tude.
"Humbletude" isn't a word. The word you're looking for is "Humbleability".
Also a period should go after the quotation marks in this case.
"Humbleability" isn't a word. The word you're looking for is "Humblebee".
I think the word you're looking for is Humbledore.
You are humbleness
His products are great, aren't they?
I'm clumsy enough that I would still break it.
+10 Mustache Charisma
Why would you even?
Make a tennis racket version. Djokovic would buy them.
Essex Jct. mini golf?
I would buy one for my dad lol
Great! Now make a driver lol.
Why isn't this called "the off-putter"?
/r/golf is going to love this
You keep calling your inventions unnecessary, but I guarantee every one of them would do well in a SkyMall magazine.
"George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, SkyMall is still considering it, Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no."
You ignorant slut
> but I guarantee every one of them would do well in a SkyMall magazine.
Well, that says a lot about skymall.
Now do to controllers so they won't hit the TV.
I've seen a device like that, it was probably this guy too lol
Edit: it was! [rage quit protector](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/of0apb/i_design_unnecessary_product_prototypes_and_today/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Check his post history, he has a rage quit controller protector, it’s awesome.
Was going to say this is illegal, but apparently the rule changed in 2019 which allows repair of a broken club mid-round.
The unhappy Gilmore
You could also use it as a garrote to strangle your useless caddy!
I need this but in the form of a guitar.
Have you considered a career in marketing?
anyway I can buy this for my dad? lol
Here comes the putter throw
Want that shirt
Honestly, I'd buy one.
What in the hell makes you think this is unnecessary?
This guy seems to make more useful and useful things as he makes more videos?!?!?
Fuck this guy
They need to ban his ass already.
Ban him? For what? Having lots of views on videos you don’t like but continue to watch?
You post like 30 comments a day, youre more of a spammer than this guy is you fucking turd muncher.
Wait? This is his original contact so how is that spam? Has he posted it over a bunch of different subs?
All aboard the banwagon!!!
Fr can't stand these dumbass videos and he's making mustaches stupid af
Nah, he makes genuinely funny (and actually original) content. Something this sub really needs. Block his account if you’re tired of seeing his stuff.
Someone needs to give you money so you can stop inventing terrible things.
Why does this guy do this and how does it make money?
I've been scrounging the controversial section of every single one of this guy's posts to try to find the answer to how this person even makes money and I still don't know. It must be like some kind of gallow boob situation where like somebody's just paying him to get big on Reddit for some reason. Maybe there's some kind of a payment structure for getting eyes on your content on Reddit and wherever else he posts this stuff
From a comment in another of his inventions, someone said he's got a husband that brings home income.
I need a keyboard that does this for when I'm gaming
Or you could stop being a destructive sore loser
What do you find funny?
It is quite cringe. Just break your putters like a man. No need for this gimmicky bullshit.
What exactly is cringe about it?
If you actually produced this and put it in one of those as seen on TV stores it would be the best selling gift for golfers this year.
You need to take this tremendous idea and make a Ragequit Keyboard (tm); the keyboard you can punish when you suck at games!
You get closer and closer to making products that people will buy if drunk on amazon. Watch yourself.
I bought the puzzle coffee table. I don't think it will ever get put back together. It's nearly impossible I think
You’re welcome to your opinion but if you don’t think it’s funny why do you keep watching his videos?
The general consensus would disagree with you.
Their consensus fuckin sucks
Ok but you pulled it apart before it hit your knee Everytime. If you had actually let it hit your knee the plastic would’ve broken.
Matty, you're awesome. And your inventions are delightfully useless
Plz make one for controllers
This dude constantly uses this place to shill his crap and the mods let him. Which one of you jannies is letting him exchange his crap for hand jobbers?
Hehe he said hole
This guy's like a funny version of Carrot Top with all these props.
Um … I genuinely want this
How’s that ego of yours doing?
So you can act like a child and not deal with the consequences.
Waste your time on such a mind numbing tasks.
If you're talking about golf generally, it is for the payoff of those few shots per round where you really nail it on both distance and accuracy. Those moments are glorious and make the rest of the frustration worth it.
It's kinda like getting addicted to cocaine in a city where 8/10 dealers are selling straight up fake/inert drugs. The rush is in those days when you do find the good stuff.
Except a downward spiralling cocaine habit is slightly more affordable than golf...
This guy is a certifiable genius.
I mean how useless is this man and the amount of free time he has? I mean, it's like if he has kids, they tell people their dad comes up with intentionally useless things and films it because he thinks he's funny. I'd rather he be a man whore because at least he'd be getting paid and servicing people. He'd actually be doing something of use for people and himself.
I absolutely love this guy. It's all "ridiculous" until you see his workshop and realize he's a legit mad genius. This guy is going to save the world someday.
I think there is a market dor theese
Need a product for tennis player who abuse their racket.
When will this be on Vat19?
The editing! The storyline! - uhh genius!
It’s beautiful 🥺
Damn bro. That’s a lot of backswing for putting!
Say no more il take 1
I’d buy one
You're my hero. How can I invest?
The voice reminds me of Vat-19.
Only some time ago somebody posted a video where a guy broke the putter because he thought ball was not going in the hole, but it did.
That guy really need this putter.
By my calculations you should be a billionaire by now with your so called "unnecessary" products that we all want.
You should try making one that can be pieced back together next a real gamer rage will most likely end with a broken wire
His products are getting more and more necessary, each time I see the next one.
I could see a hitman finding a way to utilize this for on the job purposes.
You are my favorite redditor.. for now.