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I invent unnecessary products and today I created the Pissed Off Putter.

I invent unnecessary products and today I created the Pissed Off Putter.

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im_eating_pizza_AMA

Should have a wire attached to like a fanny pack with a coil so you can rage throw it and then push a button to auto-retrieve it.


rightcoastguy

That come as a booster pack in 2027


R0hanisaurusRex

Let me buy this.


TiltDogg

This is proper marketing and profit maximization. I expect to see unnecessary add-ons for your earlier unnecessary inventions soon.


bluemitersaw

Any downloadable content for it?


turd_miner91

Then it smacks you right in the nuts


snbrd512

Oh mini-golf you delightful bag of angry weasels...


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snbrd512

Fuck off spammer


MyDixenCider

Ooo.. you found my fetish.


Keisuke102

Ow, my balls!


noflatties

Yeah...I like money though


SkoomaSalesAreUp

golf clubs are designed to hit balls


insane_contin

Just one ball. But I can fix that issue with some scissors.


Toidal

Arghh it's drivin' me nuts!


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And then you throw it again out rage. And..


mookanana

and then, in a fit of nutsack pain induced rage, u proceed to break and throw it again, and the cycle repeats itself...


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Bamtastic

You could say it would be... unnecessary.


Qwirk

Would be cool if this thing made distress noises when separated. ...or moaning noises for you perverts.


EpeeGnome

It should do the Wilhelm scream.


CocoSavege

Mjolnutter


ReyPhasma

Slowly though.. Don't need my putter flying back at my Pro V1s *if you know what I'm sayin'.*


ADrunkChef

If that putter head wasn't shit, I'd totally buy it. Great job, OP! Your inventions are always good for a laugh.


UnTarded101

Seems like a primitive prototype but if Taylor cleaned it up a bit seems like there’s a market.


taladan

Great gag gift for a golfer.


whiskeylady

My fella is an avid golfer, I want to buy this for him!! He's not really the type to rage on the golf course, but I still think it'd be good for a laugh!


Dicaprios_Oscar

The market would be people gift shopping for gifts for their family members that love golf. I'd buy for sure.


IdoMusicForTheDrugs

Throw a 3-ball head on there and I'm sold.


juicemagic

If that putter head wasn't *unnecessary* FTFY


SierraNox

Same. Change the club face OP, and you've got a buyer!


RugBurnDogDick

Goes very well with the rage quit controller protector I already bought from you.


OxycleanSnorter404

i like your name


Slazman999

I can see the error of your ways.


siccoblue

I can't find it


OxycleanSnorter404

No regrets


Ben_Wah_Balls

You’ve been on a roll with products that are actually *necessary*…. But then I saw the face of the putter. As a golfer that hurts my head with the texture.


I_have_the_children

I feel like he shifting a market ploy to slowly raise awareness of himself and suddenly drop the products for sale. Respect


LeaperLeperLemur

I'd buy some of these for the entertainment value. Would make great gag gifts.


pdawg43

I think he has a website where you can buy some of his inventions


ashamedprotein

Is [this one](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/nwvmhs/i_invented_unnecessary_products_and_today_i_made/) for sale? Asking for a friend.


Ansiremhunter

https://shop.unnecessaryinventions.com/collections/accessories/products/any-unnecessary-invention oos.


SalanditLady

Thanks for the link to the site! I'm honestly super bummed the table is oos, I'd have totally bought that.


Lower_Fan

easy $1000 you wont regret it


t33dup

Agree, I have several golf buddies that putt poorly. This would be a great birthday/Xmas item.


pilotJKX

I could totally see the "Unnecessary Store" at malls across America someday with this dudes stuff in there


FamilyStyle2505

He does sell some stuff. He makes no bones about it in his YouTube vids, not trying to be sneaky about it or anything. The vids are great too, he goes through the build process and all that jazz.


mitch8893

Some of his inventions are straight up solid ideas. Like the one that prevents your charger from being stolen.


AberrantRambler

If you’re going to the trouble of installing that you might as well install a wall plate with usb in addition to the outlets.


SkoomaSalesAreUp

that sounds a shitload more expensive


Krynja

Check out www.snappower.com They've got ones for USB and it's literally one screw and swap out your face plate


nickel_face

No, they're talking about an actual cord coming out of the wall. He had a video before that "locked" the phone charger to the outlet.


Krynja

>If you’re going to the trouble of installing that you might as well install a wall plate with usb in addition to the outlets.


FallenAngelII

That's not the point of the invention. The point is that nobody can steal your USB charging **cable** if your cable is stuck to the wall.


Krynja

Gotcha. When people were saying charger I thought they were meaning the actual charger aka the power block. Not the USB cable


oxencotten

Wait I’m confused where does the power for the charger come from?


Ansiremhunter

oh man, i dont like that design. if you have kids that could be dangerous if they fuck with the faceplate or crack it


lickedTators

Everything is dangerous if you have kids.


Krynja

Yeah they would face the same danger if they fucked with the regular faceplate lol.


Ansiremhunter

Yes and no, the outlet itself is recessed a little bit into the wall by maybe 1/2 an inch before you get to the hot/neutrals. The faceplate is right up front because of how they designed it. Its more likely kids would crack it and potentially expose the hot


sasquatch5812

Like $4 total if you can do it yourself


SkoomaSalesAreUp

If you can wire a USB port into your wall yourself? I wouldn't recommend that. Also cheapest one I could find online with a quick search was $12 and that was only a USB without a normal socket too those ones were more like $20-30


sasquatch5812

You wire it just like a normal outlet. Doesn’t take anything more than knowing what circuit you’re on, killing the breaker, and a screwdriver. Anyone with google could do it. And I get them in bulk from electrical suppliers so my pricing is probably a bit off. Closer to $10-$15.


dabflies

You can also just buy a wall plug that has multiple plugs and USB's


joshbeat

He already has a website and sells some of his products


YourMomThinksImFunny

Everyone knows the putter really gripping the ball gives the best putts.


Lithl

I'm not a golfer and I winced at that


Burrito_Loyalist

It's putt putt golf bro


LeopoldIsNotMe

Now if you could just make something that sends controllers flying back at you when someone rage quits and throws it. *Edit:* Just took a look at your other posts. I'm a dummy, of course I should have figured you already did pretty much just that. haha great job, man!


TryingT0Wr1t3

Link for people looking for it! https://old.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/of0apb/i_design_unnecessary_product_prototypes_and_today/


DubiousChicken69

It has to come back and slap you right between the eyes. That's the only way to train us


frendzoned_by_yo_mom

Lol https://i.imgur.com/YCWptnF.jpg


Lurking_like_Cthulhu

Just commenting to say I'm a fan. Have a good day.


HotgunColdheart

Most fans blow


SirSureSire

A lot of them suck


Metalliquotes

Depends which end you are standing they can do both


Endyo

You have to be careful though, because they can also chop.


AndrewLucks_Asshair

Lost my dickhead in a really bad ceiling fan accident.


Avium

I know someone that needs that. Every Spring, he buys a dozen of the cheapest putters he can find. I've never seen him end the summer with *any* those putters. He *may* have some anger issues.


MrchntMariner86

If he ONLY takes it out on putters, leave the man be: he has an outlet already.


lickedTators

That's why he putts.


Wild_Gravy

I like the idea, and it's funny. But this is gonna break after the first knee crack and especially after beating plastic against a metal pole lol. Edit: nvm, I'm a cunt. I just checked your profile and I didn't grasp the point of your creations. I love what you're doing man.


Akakumo

You're humbleness is necessary in this dark timeline.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

“Humbleness” isn’t a word. The word you’re looking for is “humbletude.”


SuperFLEB

That's two words: Humble 'tude.


toothpaste_sand

"Humbletude" isn't a word. The word you're looking for is "Humbleability". Also a period should go after the quotation marks in this case.


hirotdk

"Humbleability" isn't a word. The word you're looking for is "Humblebee".


PerpendicularRick

I think the word you're looking for is Humbledore.


montanagunnut

It's humbleism


Conspicuous_Plant

Humbility


Vyralas

Humbledthy


doshegotabootyshedo

You are humbleness


CrispyBacon_87

Humble Ness.


laffnlemming

His products are great, aren't they?


vistopher

I'm clumsy enough that I would still break it.


sinjin4977

+10 Mustache Charisma


schecter_

Why would you even?


AMBient_xL

Make a tennis racket version. Djokovic would buy them.


Flafingos

Essex Jct. mini golf?


baawse

I would buy one for my dad lol


obsidiansti

Great! Now make a driver lol.


seeit360

Why isn't this called "the off-putter"?


Profreshional19

/r/golf is going to love this


Klutzy-Sound8830

You keep calling your inventions unnecessary, but I guarantee every one of them would do well in a SkyMall magazine.


grampabutterball

"George Foreman is still considering it, Sharper Image is still considering it, SkyMall is still considering it, Hammacher Schlemmer is still considering it. Sears said no."


Novel_Fail2193

You ignorant slut


Ignorant_Slut

Oi


Z0MBIE2

> but I guarantee every one of them would do well in a SkyMall magazine. Well, that says a lot about skymall.


SuperSimpleSam

Now do to controllers so they won't hit the TV.


Poorrancher

I've seen a device like that, it was probably this guy too lol Edit: it was! [rage quit protector](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/of0apb/i_design_unnecessary_product_prototypes_and_today/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


TrappedInTheEngine

Check his post history, he has a rage quit controller protector, it’s awesome.


silentonion

Was going to say this is illegal, but apparently the rule changed in 2019 which allows repair of a broken club mid-round.


freshlettuce420

The unhappy Gilmore


armyjackson

You could also use it as a garrote to strangle your useless caddy!


kdavous

I need this but in the form of a guitar.


Mystic93Force

Have you considered a career in marketing?


Jellyyroo

anyway I can buy this for my dad? lol


Brodeed

Here comes the putter throw


agualinda

Want that shirt


pseudochicken

Honestly, I'd buy one.


Lavalamp44

What in the hell makes you think this is unnecessary?


doolieuber94

This guy seems to make more useful and useful things as he makes more videos?!?!?


Jazullo913

Fuck this guy


Average_Scaper

They need to ban his ass already.


Tokenwhiteguy510

Ban him? For what? Having lots of views on videos you don’t like but continue to watch?


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jellatubbies

You post like 30 comments a day, youre more of a spammer than this guy is you fucking turd muncher.


Tokenwhiteguy510

Wait? This is his original contact so how is that spam? Has he posted it over a bunch of different subs?


_ilittleface

All aboard the banwagon!!!


Jazullo913

Fr can't stand these dumbass videos and he's making mustaches stupid af


Duosion

Nah, he makes genuinely funny (and actually original) content. Something this sub really needs. Block his account if you’re tired of seeing his stuff.


ScreamingFlea23

Someone needs to give you money so you can stop inventing terrible things.


knottynate

Why does this guy do this and how does it make money?


rascalrhett1

I've been scrounging the controversial section of every single one of this guy's posts to try to find the answer to how this person even makes money and I still don't know. It must be like some kind of gallow boob situation where like somebody's just paying him to get big on Reddit for some reason. Maybe there's some kind of a payment structure for getting eyes on your content on Reddit and wherever else he posts this stuff


jimbolic

From a comment in another of his inventions, someone said he's got a husband that brings home income.


spaghetticatman

I need a keyboard that does this for when I'm gaming


FrostiBonez

Or you could stop being a destructive sore loser


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wobbly_legs

What do you find funny?


CJ_Productions

It is quite cringe. Just break your putters like a man. No need for this gimmicky bullshit.


Muchhdper

What exactly is cringe about it?


turbotang

If you actually produced this and put it in one of those as seen on TV stores it would be the best selling gift for golfers this year.


Sterley

You need to take this tremendous idea and make a Ragequit Keyboard (tm); the keyboard you can punish when you suck at games!


NinjaGrandma

You get closer and closer to making products that people will buy if drunk on amazon. Watch yourself.


fleetber

I bought the puzzle coffee table. I don't think it will ever get put back together. It's nearly impossible I think


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Tokenwhiteguy510

You’re welcome to your opinion but if you don’t think it’s funny why do you keep watching his videos?


MrchntMariner86

The general consensus would disagree with you.


Phartidandshidded

Their consensus fuckin sucks


ConversationOk5255

Ok but you pulled it apart before it hit your knee Everytime. If you had actually let it hit your knee the plastic would’ve broken.


huh_phd

Matty, you're awesome. And your inventions are delightfully useless


ZeroDwayne

Plz make one for controllers


AbunchofJ

This dude constantly uses this place to shill his crap and the mods let him. Which one of you jannies is letting him exchange his crap for hand jobbers?


EZ-PZ-Japa-NEE-Z

Hehe he said hole


Chaz_Beer

This guy's like a funny version of Carrot Top with all these props.


gingerkeir

Um … I genuinely want this


KarlMarxFarts

How’s that ego of yours doing?


siskulous

So you can act like a child and not deal with the consequences.


ur_mom_flaps

Waste your time on such a mind numbing tasks.


saltoftree

If you're talking about golf generally, it is for the payoff of those few shots per round where you really nail it on both distance and accuracy. Those moments are glorious and make the rest of the frustration worth it. It's kinda like getting addicted to cocaine in a city where 8/10 dealers are selling straight up fake/inert drugs. The rush is in those days when you do find the good stuff. Except a downward spiralling cocaine habit is slightly more affordable than golf...


--GrinAndBearIt--

This guy is a certifiable genius.


Mexican_Racist

I mean how useless is this man and the amount of free time he has? I mean, it's like if he has kids, they tell people their dad comes up with intentionally useless things and films it because he thinks he's funny. I'd rather he be a man whore because at least he'd be getting paid and servicing people. He'd actually be doing something of use for people and himself.


CertainIncrease4454

I absolutely love this guy. It's all "ridiculous" until you see his workshop and realize he's a legit mad genius. This guy is going to save the world someday.


ExGasper

I think there is a market dor theese


currently__working

Is good


ValentinoKapparino

Need a product for tennis player who abuse their racket.


RampagingJaegerkin

When will this be on Vat19?


Rockcocky

The editing! The storyline! - uhh genius!


Robbo_Kelly

It’s beautiful 🥺


RedsDeadWhosZed

Damn bro. That’s a lot of backswing for putting!


Gabecush1

Say no more il take 1


grass_blade010

I’d buy one


xendaddy

You're my hero. How can I invest?


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The voice reminds me of Vat-19.


PeaPanties

Only some time ago somebody posted a video where a guy broke the putter because he thought ball was not going in the hole, but it did. That guy really need this putter.


dblan9

By my calculations you should be a billionaire by now with your so called "unnecessary" products that we all want.


Oriond34

You should try making one that can be pieced back together next a real gamer rage will most likely end with a broken wire


BlightspreaderGames

His products are getting more and more necessary, each time I see the next one.


re_formed_soldier

I could see a hitman finding a way to utilize this for on the job purposes.


shitcantuesday

You are my favorite redditor.. for now.