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I love this man

I love this man

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sergio4967

This guy is now the equivalent of that other instagram guy with a sign.and then it all became advertising and unfunny


doomshad

Honestly the sign guy was really unfunny from the start


Fr0styWang

I feel like I'm missing context here. Sign guy?


FadedFromWhite

[This guy](https://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/dude-with-sign-protests-random-things-instagram-4.jpg) who is just an employee of 'Fuck Jerry'


A46

Personally, I love when someone replies all. I work for a national company and it's happen a few times. The amount of people who reply all "if you stop responding it'll stop" is ridiculous.


FadedFromWhite

Always blows my mind how long it takes for someone to put everyone on BCC before actually doing that. Entertaining nonetheless


screamline82

I always have to tell people: select email > right click > ignore You'll never hear people complain again. Although, I never use it because i like to watch people freak out.


MitaAltair

In my career, i've seen 5 people get fired from "reply all" emails that leaked sensitive company info either internally or worse, externally. I had sent an email to a supplier about R&D specs for the widget they were developing us, I sent the email to several people within the company. Well, one of the people forwarded that email to someone else internally within the company and I was in the email chain which was stated in the subject. Well, someone in the chain didn't read the email carefully and they "replied all" with sensitive information about overcharging my company... Yeah, that guy was fired same day.


SkollFenrirson

Some lessons have a big price tag on them


ThreeCr0wns

Oh God...I forgot about this guy...yeah he's never been funny in my opinion.


crapatthethriftstore

Fuck Fuck Jerry


FadedFromWhite

It's like the new 'Ice Ice Baby'


sb__01

Which guy? I've seen so many templetes that i have no idea lol


FadedFromWhite

[This guy](https://twistedsifter.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/11/dude-with-sign-protests-random-things-instagram-4.jpg) I think is who he means


transentence

I thought the start was funny. As in, the *very first* time I encountered one of his posts, I exhaled sharply through my nose in a manner that acknowledges mild humor. Was immediately sick of it by the time I saw a second post. How it's being going on for *years* now, is beyond me.


E__F

This guy as well.


davep85

The new guy is already there for me. Most of the time he doesn't even know what people are trying to accomplish.


amanfromthesix

Agreed, every joke is the same. “OH LOOK AT MY FACE ISNT IT SO FUNNY?”


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blurryface909

yes, someone gets it


iiitsbacon

I thought I was the only one


destiny24

You guys take Tik Tok videos way too seriously. The whole purpose is to make dumb videos.


Big_Kona

My partner thinks he's hilarious, and I don't think his videos are funny at all. Most of the time he's responding to a clearly fake instructional video. I don't understand. "Ha ha tha people's can't openz a bananar ahuh and he showeds them how's to do it properlies" *You dun opens a banarna with a knife ahaha idiots"


RevolutionaryShame20

He’s responding to the fake videos knowing they are fake, and his responses are fake in the same way. They are all just trying to get a few laughs.


sneakyveriniki

I thought it was so funny the first time I saw one of his videos mocking diys, but then a while later I found his insta and it was just the same thing over and over. He probably would have been more successful if he stopped at 1 or 2 videos


Slickslimshooter

Have you seen his follower count? He’s unprecedentedly successful, dudes hanging out with Italian football legends.


sheeponabowl

This guy is so incredibly unfunny too. Sick of seeing his dumb face.


Steve-Fiction

I think it's well established that nothing else would've woken her up.


HoChiMinHimself

Fun fact in the original sleeping beauty the fucked up medieval/ renaissance one. The prince fucked sleeping beauty while she was sleeping and ran away. Sleeping beauty then gave birth while unconscious. With that I bet the origins of this story is from an overprotective shotgun or should I saw long sword father for his daughter


Significant-Tomato77

Yep. Gave birth to twins, one of the twins trying to find a nipple sucked the poisonous needle out of her. Old timey creepypasta, that's what they were.


eatitwithaspoon

okay, that's all kinds of fucked up.


Mike_Miester_97

Ya but it’s on par with medieval stuff


3dprintsAnomus

life is well fucked up..... for a lot of people... the idea of fucking a passed out girl wasn't fully seen as wrong until more recently.. i think it was Animal house or revenge of the nerds were when one of the nerds finds a girl passed out and the answer was score..... in college they hit you over the head that if someone was to passed out to well don't rape them.... or if they were to drunk to actually consent... part of why guys buy girls drinks is to well get them to do things they won't do while sober.....


sneakyveriniki

To be honest with you, I’ve unfortunately observed that people tend to be a lot more down with the whole if she’s unconscious it’s rape thing when it’s on the internet or in the abstract but when it happens irl most people look the other way. I know so many people who posted about Brock turner who either saw and approved of their friends doing the same shit or had even done the same thing themselves. Really grossed me out tbh the hypocrisy was astounding. When it happens irl people are like “oh ha ha we were all so drunk what a crazy party!”


Fafnir13

For many people, getting blackout drunk just becomes normal life and they don’t even think twice of it anymore. I knew a girl who laughed (*laughed*!) about driving home drunk from parties and not remembering the drive at all. When they hear about people getting drunk and doing things, I think they dismiss it as harmless foolishness that’s just part of being young. They don’t think about his predatory people can be, how much manipulation (both passive and active) goes into getting people to be part of the over-drinking culture that’s so common in many places.


FirmAardvark6208

I learned how to drink too much from my parents. They’ve never changed (I don’t speak to them anymore) and even when I was really young, if they were drunk they’d be all over the place. They were actually at their kindest when they were drunk so I actually enjoyed their behaviour (because they didn’t have a care in the world so they couldn’t pick on me). They’re still like that today, getting blackout drunk and remembering nothing about it. When I reached my teens, I totally believed it was normal behaviour and ended up being that same type of drunk (although I’m not a frequent drinker like they are, but when I do drink I get wasted. Never understood the dangers until much later in life). That type of behaviour has landed me in such terrible situations that I can’t even be bothered to ever drink again. It’s no good for me because I get drunk far too easily and it leaves me completely vulnerable. It also makes me feel just like my mother. Since I’ve not been drinking, I’ve realised just how awful my parents were when drinking. It wasn’t the norm, they were an exception and I totally believed adult life would be a long party and so much fun, all because that’s how they seemed when drunk. They’d be assholes again by the next day anyway


Demiansky

Reminds me of how people also start going down the road of escalating sexual perversions (and illegal ones at that...) and they get to the point where they've been doing it so long that they think it's just normal. Looking at you, guy I knew in high-school who got busted for masturbating on a web cam in front of underage girls... one of whom was his parishioners (surprise, he was a youth pastor...)


Jalhadin

Lost my best friend in high school because he thought a hammered virgin kissing him meant she didn't want to be a virgin anymore. He thought I was joking when I stopped him and tried laughing it off until I threw him out of my house. Super glad I found out who he was early, and I hope it was a wake-up call for him.


FirmAardvark6208

Holy shit, that hammered virgin was very lucky that you were around. Sometimes I don’t know whether people just don’t understand what’s going on. I mean, kissing someone doesn’t automatically mean anything more but so many people believe their own ideas and they think it’s a normal thing. That being said, it’s happened to me more than I care to admit. Whenever I used to drink, I’d binge drink, meaning I’d be wasted and so drunk every time. The amount of attention I got off men was kinda sickening now I think back. One sober guy was insisting on driving me home. He was a gym freak and was pretty solid. He was getting impatient with how long it was taking me to get to his car because I was so drunk and laughing and being a drunk idiot with the group I was with. It was the barmaid of the pub we were in who noticed and she came over and told him to get the fuck away from me. She then called me a cab and watched me get into it to go home and she told the sober guy with the car to fuck off and leave me alone. I still see sober guy now and again and it creeps me the fuck out. But one or two people have accomplished their mission with me when I’ve been totally out of it. I was too stupid at the time to realise what it meant. Life lessons for me, I guess


MyHonkyFriend

*Ha ha what a crazy story, Mark*


parsonscrowley

Literally this, they had to be shocking in order to survive by word of mouth.


Crimson_Suneater

Snow white is the poison apple sleeping beauty is the poison needle


TheNightmareVessel

That's what we're talking about


Crimson_Suneater

Nevermind I can't read


suckmybush

Jared, 19!?


Crimson_Suneater

Yes and I never learned how to fucking read


TheNightmareVessel

It's cool lmao


Efecto_Vogel

Imagine waking up from a coma and you suddenly have a dead child and a child sucking your nipples


mukash18

Certified bruh moment


regularkat

That sounds like Sleeping Beauty, not Snow White


mariabalbontin

I read the original Snow White story, well not like the German one, but the English translation of the Brothers Grimm. That one thankfully the prince isn't a rapist. There's probably different interpretations but the one I read, she was a child when the evil queen tried to kill her. The huntsman lets her live and she finds the 7 dwarves and stays with them for a decade. The queen finds out and poisons her with the apple. She's in the glass coffin, the dwarves are sad etc. The prince finally just comes into the story, stumbles upon her resting place, and the dwarves tell him who she is and they all think she's dead, so he decides to take her back to have her properly buried or whatnot. On the journey one of his men is a klutz (this is the character I would be in this story lol) and drops the coffin, which dislodges the apple from her throat naturally. Some damn Heimlich maneuver training would have wrapped this story up faster. Anyways, the prince and Snow White get married, he takes her to his kingdom. The evil queen finds out and sets out to kill her again, like damn this little bitch just won't die, which also like why didn't she just kill her to start with? Villains I tell you, they just have commitment issues. Looking at you too Voldemort. Anyways the prince catches her and this man has no qualms with killing, he makes her wear a pair of hot iron slippers and dance until she drops dead. He'd make a great villain tbh. I think a better tale than the Disney one overall.


ahecht

Sleeping Beauty was the one with the necrophilia and rape, not Snow White (which was as you described).


zzjjoeyd

Even in Disney's snow white, she is in a coffin, and everybody thinks she is dead. Its not necrofelia, but it is an attempted defiling of a corpse (of a 14 year old girl).


Schlonzig

And to be fair, the Grimm Brothers used the tame version of the story. The messed up one is from an Italian collection.


MrrQuackers

Was the prince's name Buck by chance?


AliceFlex

Brock Turner


StormWolfenstein

THEY CLIMBING IN YOUR WINDOW!


Troy85909

Snatching your people up...


TheDootDootMaster

Tryin'a rape em so you need to


vlasvilneous

The last sentence is that of a drunkard.


sb__01

Uhhhhhhhhhhh


mikebellman

Except this is Snow White.


GababyMat

*raped sleeping beauty After she gave birth, her hungry baby (looking for her nipple) found her finger and sucked out the thorn/needle rousing her


Le_German_Face

>The prince fucked sleeping beauty while she was sleeping and ran away. Sleeping beauty then gave birth while unconscious. Bill Cosby entered the chat.


Faisso

I’m pretty sure that’s what happened at a coma center in California. They DNA tested all the male employees, it was this hideous guy who was religious and a prime example of what a good human being should be. Ya fucked up shit, the mother of the child is still in a coma I believe.


Asleep_Koala

However, IIRC, the prince did not know that. So he just started kissing this girl body he had met once and never talked to, at her funeral, surrounded by her friends.


ScorpionTheInsect

Usually I’m not one for kink shaming but this man absolutely deserves to be shamed.


crampedstyl

In the original story, the dwarves trip while carrying her coffin to the castle for burial, and the apple piece becomes dislodged from her throat and she wakes up. Then she marries the prince.


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Dmbfantomas

It’s amazing how many people missed the point and detail of the Plinkett reviews, and JUST tried to be outlandish and funny.


mischiefkar28

Imagine kissing someone with years n years of morning breath


sazmelodies

Eww! I never realized that.


LactatingWolverine

Wait until you find out how he wakes her up in the original version of the story. NSFW


yes_oui_si_ja

I read through the whole german Wikipedia article about Dornröschen, hoping to find something raunchy. What version are you referring to? EDIT: just found it. Basile's version seems to match your description. Interestingly enough there are no "original" stories of Grimm's tales. It's a complicated mess, so that's why I was asking.


skribsbb

Studio C (the sketch group behind Scott Sterling) have a video on that.


kingNeal2

I mean wasn't she like 16


Bartigo

She was 14 and he was in his 20s. And he didnt kiss her like the Disney movie suggested. He saw her lying in the coffin made of glass and thought: "dang she hot, ill put this as decor in my castle." And then when they took the coffin to his castle the guards tripped and the coffin broke. The piece of apple stuck in her throat came out and she came back to life. At their wedding they invited the evil stepmom. And as punishment they made her dance in red glowing iron boots until she died. Happy ending from the brothers Grim.


NonCorporealEntity

Just like the OG sleeping beauty. Prince charming raped her in her slumbering state and left her there. She had babies while in her coma who were cared for by fairies and only woke when one of the babies sucked on her finger and removed the flax splinter.


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

I read elsewhere the “prince” was actually a King who was much older, and I wouldn’t be surprised. But yeah, we all know the actual tales are pretty grim.


mcdavie

I still don't get it. Why rape a comatose girl and have children with her? He's a prince, he can get pretty much any woman he wants. Was sleeping beauty a princess and it somehow strengthen the alliance between kingdoms or something?


loucanfly

I don’t think he stayed around to take care of the kids.... was probably a quick fuck and leave Edit: I have never regretted anything more than not saying “fuck and duck”


appdevil

And they say that chivalry is dead. Once upon a time it meant something!


Meistermalkav

Usually, that you were proficcient in horsemanship. Don't see that horse complaining anywhere, do you?


cspbird

Preach brother...oh wait


TrickyHaggis

Rape and escape.


PenelopeAliWatson

Pump and dump


TrickyHaggis

Ejaculate and evacuate.


Jeffbx

Rail and bail


TrickyHaggis

Sling ham and scram.


PenelopeAliWatson

Skeet and yeet In reply since this thread is locked now - Skeet = cum Yeet = throw I think this one is solid


samglit

Royalty, good looking, free of disease, basic missionary, no commitments.


Chairchucker

Hmm, yes, if only rapists were more logical. That's the problem, they just didn't think it through.


cum_dawg

Why do famous people rape??most of them could get almost anyone they want. Harvey weinstien could've been fucking 5 different woman each day who would've fucked him willingly but he still rapes and abused women.


Megneous

> Why rape a comatose girl and have children with her? Because he can. He's a fuckin' prince and she's unconscious. You think he has any sense of moral integrity? He was raised being told he was chosen by God and that he was inherently superior and more important than non-royalty. >Was sleeping beauty a princess and it somehow strengthen the alliance between kingdoms or something? Dude. He didn't marry her. He found her unconscious, creampied her, then walked off with her still unconscious.


Patch_Ferntree

>He found her unconscious, creampied her, then walked off with her still unconscious. Oh. Prince Brock Turner. Got it.


mpmks1

Ah yes, convicted rapist, brock turner.


NonCorporealEntity

None of that. Literally just a dude who found a dead body in the woods and decided he'd have a go at it. It was years later the King returned, having just remembered the encounter, and found the beauty awake with kids.


verystinkyfingers

Nah, she was just smokin hot.


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TrickBoom414

Rape isn't really about the victim being your only option. It's more about the power dynamic that he *can* because he *wants to*. Sounds like a Prince to me


hurtfulproduct

His name is Buck and he’s seen Kill Bill Vol. 1 a few too many times


Powerrrrrrrrr

Forbidden fruit


zzjjoeyd

Rape is never about "cant get someone else". Its a power thing. Real royalty did this stuff all the time.


MagnusRottcodd

The oldest version of that tale is really creepy: [https://www.ranker.com/list/details-from-the-original-sleeping-beauty/genevieve-carlton](https://www.ranker.com/list/details-from-the-original-sleeping-beauty/genevieve-carlton) *The babies suck on Sleeping Beauty's fingers until she wakes up*


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RegencyAndCo

Digital style!


Elcamo123

Digital dancing, hey this is fun!


Blackable

Stop!


robbob19

Will that's a story that's not going to make a good movie. Clearly consent wasn't a thing back then. Cheers for the good read.


Stuk4s

Wow, thank you for that link! Really interesting


dalnee

Thanks for this link ,,and holy crap!


DanKoloff

that's grim, brother


Lukey_Jangs

*Grimm


lexm

At least he didn’t rape her while she was passed out, I guess?


xSTSxZerglingOne

7 when the queen discovers that Snow White is fairer (jealous of a 7 year old... The fuck). 17 when she eats the apple. Otherwise you're spot on.


NeonPatrick

So cliche


noorace11

Ariel was also 16


functionalsociopathy

Ariel was also a fish


SabreSeb

How many human years are 16 fish years though ?


Ckyuiii

Yea we shouldn't discount the possibility that she's the cradle robber here. She did also straight up quietly stalk the dude for a long ass time. Side note, but I wonder how confused she was the first time they banged. Like did she try to squat on top of him and freak out when she couldn't shit out any eggs, lol? I doubt the flounder or the crab knew enough to give her the rundown. Also why does the crab get a name but not Flounder? Is there a caste system in the underwater kingdom or something? Imagine just being referred to as your species by your best friend.


MrsFlip

Fun fact: Flounder is his name but he's not a flounder, he's a tropical angelfish.


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In the original story, the mermaid dies and becomes sea foam or something.


ahecht

Yeah, in the original, mermaids lived for 300 years, but instead of having a soul that went to heaven like humans did, they just turned to sea foam and ceased to exist. When she becomes human she can only get a soul if she marries the prince, but if he marries someone else she would have to kill him or die herself. In the end, the prince does marry someone else, she refuses to kill him, and dissolves into sea foam.


Rhas

>Imagine just being referred to as your species by your best friend. \* Coughs in calling your friends racial slurs for fun\*


zappa103

Well if anyone was giving her the rundown it was that seagull and he did a terrible job at it since he thought the fork was a comb


Byizo

Honestly it was probably Skuttle. That nosy-ass bird has definitely seen people doing it through the window.


Bearence

Interestingly, [there's an app that can tell you](http://www.age-converter.com/fishes-age-calculator.html). It really varies according to what type of fish she is. If she's Koi, she'd be about 51. If she's a guppy, she'd be 630. But no matter what kind of fish she is, she's most assuredly a cougar and not a young girl.


Ezl

3


SabreSeb

Ah so Ariel is basically a [Greenland Shark](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenland_shark)? With a Lifespan of 350 years for Greenland sharks and 80 years for humans (roughly) that would make her 16/350*80 = 3.65 human years old.


Ezl

I was actually going for some half-formed pedophile humor but once again facts have carried the day. 👍🏽


ahecht

Basically. In the original story, mermaids lived for 300 years.


yamnino

yes and he was thinking she's dead too


DeathClaimsYou123

Necrophilic


Novetab

Lips of Ashes by porcupine tree


mutantsloth

But surprisingly well preserved


thotd

Yeah and ppl that age already got married back then


RumpleDumple

Maaaan, I'd be poking her with a 10 foot pole and film the whole thing so I could show the police later.


Byizo

Well check out this guy with the ten foot dick.


JayBird30

I'm truly curious how rules are enforced here? This looks like it wouldn't be allowed by the 2nd rule (no memes).


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"Absolutely no memes or memetic content"


DoJax

Yes but when something breaks the rules because it's popular no one cares


TogaHentai

iTs KhAbY lAmE sO iTs OkAy


Chiner

Seeing equal numbers of "so sick of seeing this guy everywhere" and "dont get it, pls explain" posts 😂


Abe-de-Vas_

Yeah his content will die soon so will him as an internet meme...


functionalsociopathy

And so the magical curse afflicting her remains


s0angelic

Please I'm so tired of having to see this guy everywhere


admiralfrosting

I saw two videos of him that were mildly amusing. It has definitely gone too far.


wiiya

Tiktok of a lady making a sandwich with her feet. *this guys face* Tiktok of this guy making a sandwich with his hands. “haha, so true! I make sandwiches with my hands too!”


daveinpublic

This is my first time seeing him and it’s gone too far


DoJax

I'm tired of people sticking his face on old memes, which breaks rule #2 of this sub too


GaijinFoot

He's stretched for ideas but it was funny at first when it was talking the piss out of all those Chinese hack videos thst cut up bottles of coke to make pasta strainers or some dumb shit


alinio1

Now he's taking every content that he can get his hands on


dm--

The only thing more annoying than the life hack videos created mostly for views is seeing this guy after them. I feel like I’m seeing more of them on Reddit just because they want to post this guys reaction.


NeonPatrick

I like the guy but he’s used clear parodies of self help videos for his own videos, so feels a bit like he’s running out of material. It’s a bit one note, so crazy how many followers he’s got.


TogaHentai

he literally just “debunks” obviously satirical videos and got famous over it


bibbidybobbidyboobs

Who is he


Mirror_I_rorriMG

How is this funny...


blurryface909

its not


shastas

he make funny face 🤣🤣🤣 I see his funny face tiktoks like 6342 times now and I laugh evertim. I'm like wait for it.... HAHA LOOK HE MADE THE FUNNY FACE!!! 🤣🤣🤣


hipster3000

As an 11 year old I can assure you that funny faces are the pinnacle of comedy.


Frozen-bones

The embodiment of "didn't get the joke"...


dogs-and-snacks

r/punchablefaces


roymf

Loud noise is not going to lift a curse.


hairy-beary

Presenting a simple solution that wouldn't actually work, yep, that's this guy.


pastis44

Are we on Facebook ?


astronautsamurai

guys fucking annoying. the schticks been overdone at this point


Dynotherms_Connected

Top of r/funny and literally the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Sounds about right.


cat_legs

Really? I find his stupid face annoying


mmat7

He was funny at first when he answered to genuine "life-hacks" (the bread one for example) but when he started answering obvious satire it was just like... meh...


RageMeDaddy

This dude picked up a cup of water and got millions of likes


rollitpullit

Sexual assault free


Chewcocca

Well sure, if it's free I'll take one.


Justice_R_Dissenting

I mean, I don't want to _lose_ money here.


Chewcocca

Sample day at the grocery store


Trogdor_a_Burninator

That is not true love's kiss.


oscarfacegamble

Can someone explain please?


all_no_pALL

A guy who takes life hack videos and dispels the hack by making that face while showing the most basic way to do it. So, why wake Snow White from a poison apple-induced sleep when you can awaken her with an air horn.


lgndryheat

Except almost all the life hack videos were over the top jokes to begin with so they weren't really that stupid. The concept is funny but it would work better if he found actual stupid life hacks.


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SkaBenjixd

Same...


Gritilis_PEPER

This is a [repost](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/nab5ym/my_mann/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)


sDeezyeazy

Oh great, this guy again Rule 2 anybody? Come on


the_third_mofos

Khaby lame op


kingNeal2

Ummmmmmmmm....yay she's alive


progeriababy

Hm... I didn't know Snow White was an... igniter of anthracite.


Galaxy_Brain_Shrek

r/ComedyCemetery


Evening-Following641

he is everywhere...


luistp

"No means no" "MMMOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"


HermitCat347

Ehhh... the prince wasn't trying to wake her up... he was a horny necromaniac


getnopussy

Hes so unfunny its incredible


teddyb20

Am I the only person who finds this guy annoying?


Aszjeriah

Consent is a virtue


Ena_Ems_17

i hate that man


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