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My son’s mouth looks funny sucking on his pacifier

My son’s mouth looks funny sucking on his pacifier

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LucSanchezMD

This needs bugs bunny at the Opera sounds effects.


jejcicodjntbyifid3

He looks like he's singing!


ReshiWaystone

I was thinking speed it up and put rap god overtop.


NanceyNoble

Baby like; "Papa! Muama!!."


rakib_uddin

that's hilarious.


snoozybroughm4

hahah..


Moot_Pointe

Reminds me of a pufferfish when they glub glub. His cheeks make it even better! Omg its funny cuz my kiddos had the same binky, and I always laughed and watched the same way lol


eugoogilizer

Hahaha right? I immediately thought of a stingray’s mouth when they swim right up to you against the glass


Moot_Pointe

Yes. Love it. He is the absolute cutest chonker faced lil dude ever.


eugoogilizer

Aww thank you! We think so too, but of course we’re biased being his parents 😛


Moot_Pointe

No, no, he is definitely! He is very much the cute!


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Master_of_Egg

Woah! Very good bot!


grimett

Good bot


ZombieCardio

Good bot


EtheleneBrenton

Looks like a carp asking for food. Lol


Fake_William_Shatner

You have my vote for "objectively cute." My wife wanted a baby with cheeks like that and I said; "I am doing my best, but all I can give him is my white dude genes." Both my boys came out very cute -- but not Eskimo like she'd requested.


Rauol_Duke

That's a good thing. Ron White said they're ugly anyhow.


generalguan4

Now you have to dub the video along with some funny joke or song!


stickittodolores

I thought this too about my son haha. Just wait til he gets two little bottom teeth. So damn cute.


FourWordComment

The same, but a snail or sucker fish in a fresh water tank. Cute kid, to many year of health and happiness!


hwirll

That’s exactly what I thought!!


Cookie_Burger

To me this definitely looks like my pleco in my fish tank! Haha


sfcg

Got your 1000th upvote! But seriously you nailed it.


alucard971

https://youtu.be/qKxfWd79HFI


TheSkaryFairy

What kind of adorable fish is this??


eugoogilizer

The rare and elusive Chonkfish! 😁


TheSkaryFairy

Lol oh my gosh yes!!!


Mountainbranch

[Found it!](https://youtu.be/axiGV09C85A?t=43)


cinnamonduck

The kind with very smushable cheeks!


ImInfiniti

sorry to say this to you but ​ i think your baby looks like the ice age baby


EuroPolice

If that's a bad thing I've been offending lots of babies unintentionally...


ImInfiniti

If you didn't know, early last year hating on ice age baby became a popular meme, so yes, it is a bad thing


EuroPolice

Ah yes I remember hahaha I think I even started calling them that as a joke because of the meme, and then I guess it stuck hahaha


nousername42069

Well I know what to do *sadly shoves him into the oven*


Chowie_420

Nah man, out a hat on him and he will look like Russell from "UP"


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mcnizzle99

Damn why is this so aggressively downvoted. Fuck that baby!


shelraj0380

That man said fuck it and he got downvoted, u said fuck it and u got upvoted. Man.....reddit is a weird place..


mcnizzle99

Sometimes you just have to fondle the hive mind's ballsack at the right time


FallOutBruh64

that one video of the Pufferfish eating the carrot


lovelyb1ch66

Ah man I wish I could sleep like that! It was my favourite thing when my kiddos were babies, when they fell asleep in my arms and went all boneless and heavy because they were sleeping so soundly and then they’d start dreaming I’d wonder what they were dreaming of and the love you feel in that moment is everything. Congrats on your little man


eugoogilizer

Thanks! I absolutely love holding him to sleep too ❤️


Sapphire1166

My youngest is 4 and 1/2 and fell asleep in my arms in the rocking chair while I was in the middle of my reading her a bedtime story the other day. It has been nearly 2 years since that last happened. I sat there with my arm completely numb for an hour, savoring the moment, as I knew it would likely be the last.


penni_cent

Ugh, I know that feeling. I love it when my big kids fall asleep on me like when they were little. It's both really uncomfortable and magical.


AtlasFirst

Tempted to stick my finger in


Einsteins_coffee_mug

That’s partially what these types of pacifiers are for! It’s a finger hole. It’s supposed to help with bonding somehow, as well as other reasons. We liked these because you can help them keep it in there when they are agitated and massage their gums with your finger while they suck it. They seemed to work better than the older styles for us at least. It’s also just oddly meditative to plop your pinky in there and let them gnaw on it too.


pasword098

I heard it was bad for their gums / future teeth :/ not sure if this is correct though


angiosperms-

There are pros and cons but I think the dental problems are only if you let them use it for too long, like when they are too old for them


dubcatz6969

I would also like to tell everyone that these can also be bad for baby fingers. My daughter was sticking her thumb in and it would cut off circulation to her fingers with the suction! After a few times of this we decided to get rid of them. Be careful!


junzilla

Reminds me of aquarium fish pleco on glass.


thecrimsoncoder

Hmmmm you might be onto something ....


C4rbon

In my family we call that the bink hole. You never stare directly into the bink hole....


PM_Me_Rude_Haiku

Because it's rude, or because it contains dangers untold?


The_Fortunate_Fool

I've always thought they looked like [mynocks from Empire Strikes Back](https://youtu.be/m6vuSR9SNxE?t=35).


eugoogilizer

Hahaha that’s a good one!


coffeecupcakes

Oh god, my ovaries. So cute.


TactlessTortoise

Endometriosis is no joke, consult a doctor. Lmao


amandatanda

Oh my goodness! Hahahahaha! Thank you so much for posting that! I needed a good chuckle and that sweet little face with a tiny little mouth did it!!


CaptainPrestedge

Pre warning dude... you're gonna get some asshole with a filthy comment ruin your day if you let it.


BiigDaddyDellta

Came here scanning for that comment. Thankfully, didn't see it


nightfull2

Happy cake day! Also yeah same


eugoogilizer

Yeah I know. It’s Reddit, whatcha gonna do...I’ll just focus on the funny and positive comments


surajvj

You are a brave man.


resbeht

What is that attached to the pacificer? Like a strap? We have the same pacificer and I had no idea what those two holes are used for.


MidnightMoonStory

Yeah, the holes are for pacifier straps to clip to the baby’s clothes so when the pacifier comes out of their mouth, it doesn’t fall on the floor.


CaptainPrestedge

Lol well atleast you're prepared: )


oftsermonizerx9

What the worst that could happen. It's a kid, it's supposed to be funny.


eugoogilizer

Well some idiot did comment “Don’tputyourdickinthat” 🤦‍♂️


CarieEpley

Oh boy.. 🤦‍♂️


BiigDaddyDellta

I stand corrected..


ExpensiveBurrito

Technically, that idiot isn't wrong


besaolli

Three hours later and at least ten people have mentioned that site. There must be more dudes with micro penisises than I had previously thought.


diddlysqt

I see many more comments as of late by pre-teens, at least that’s what they say, as of late who repeat stupid shit that they shouldn’t be repeating.


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shiftmyself

Delete this


Megabyte7637

Probably shouldn't share stuff like this just my 2 cents


KindheartednessNo167

Agreed.


Diabetesh

Something Something blowjob joke Something Something. There, out of the way now. Btw it was you, you didn't say it directly and forced us all to think it.


TldrDev

Came to the comments looking for it.


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casey7577

Looks like my goldfish 😂


soccercasa

The baby is trying to tell you that there is a secret but they can't talk about it


EnterPlayer92

My son is two and the sounds he makes on his wubba nub still make me so happy. Got a baby girl on the way due in September, so seeing videos of another baby is getting me stoked to meet my little girl soon


Rilven

I dont know why but this makes me uncomfortable


SuperSayainPurple23

I had to scroll down way too far to find this. It kinda looks like a hole in the ground of an alien planet that has come alive. Kinda like star wars in that sand scene but without the teeth. I duno if it is some kind of phobia but it makes me extremely uncomfortable.


Cptn_Hook

[Had to be done.](https://streamable.com/uqxxph)


accentadroite_bitch

Thank you for your service.


lumazi

My wife and I used to chuckle at my daughter doing the same thing, same pacifier. Nurping on her binky :) So cute when they do it while sleeping.


AllieB-88

Nurping? Never heard of it but I love this word!


FriendlyEnt

I was fascinated by this with my daughter. Had a good laugh.


SpunTheOne

Nom nom nom


broccloi

Lol I like sticking my finger in it


sDeezyeazy

Time to sort by controversial


imjocabet_frommexico

OMG what a Teddy.. i need a video with "him" saying something funny, as he seems to be talking, lol.. sweet boy


Terr_Berr_uwu

omg puffer feesh xd


Rilandaras

Time to sort by controversial.


AlmightyChedar

Pog baby


k0bryant

surprised no-one has commented /r/oddlyterrifying kinda looks like an octopus feeding against the side of an aquarium - but cute kid


paingry

My son was born with a giant conehead & when he used to suck on one of these, the combined effect made him look like a weird little alien. I swore I'd birthed a Venusian. He's 12 now and sometimes I still think he might be an alien. Still, he's a pretty great alien kid. I'm glad he's here.


42ndbringer

What have you brought upon this cursed land


Subtlerevisions

Yes he looks like he’s stuck up against the glass inside an aquarium!


TestTechnical4933

Why do i smell a r/cursedcomments


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ilikebigtite

I use to put my finger in those hole when they sucked it felt so weird when they bite


nabnig

I don’t see what wrong here…seems like people are sexualizing what you said. As a child I used to do the same.


hecatonchires266

He's having a wonderful dream 😁


eugoogilizer

Probably wishes he was getting some actual milk 😂


hecatonchires266

Hahaha, he's definitely having that in the dream. Soon enough, that will be a reality when he wakes up.


Didsota

Yeah I am not gonna touch the comment section with a 10 feet pole.


FlyingBanana390

Yet you did


LionTimes4

It’s fine, it was 11 feet.


cmilla646

lol guess who knows exactly what you were thinking of? All of us!


Comfortable_Taro_66

My brothers baby does this and i like to put my finger in the hold and feel his little gum nibble on my finger


TheWaywardTrout

Those. infant pacifiers are the best for this exact reason!


The_Maddest

We had the exact same pacifier for our kid. Looked the exact same lol.


SansElytra

Yank the cord to sound the alarm!


umihavenoname

Baby pog


omegacrux

Stingray mouth


datsroughbud

Algae eater?


Epace

He's giving you a quest.


hihay

This new perspective on the experience of a nipple is a little scary ngl


slyerlie

i wonder what else is fitting in that pacifier


cinemachick

Now imagine this on your nipple. With teeth. Breastfeeding people are troopers!


olpooo

For every posting of your baby on social media a small penguin in the Antarctica gets eaten by an ice bear


schattenteufel

Why?


TAI0Z

Alright, who's gonna put a Biggie track to this?


Kyonkanno

omg such a cute baby!


UnknownRH

That little sucker 🤣🤣


ElectronicAmphibian7

Awww looks like he’s saying hello over and over. So cute. Miss those baby days. Bless.


SecondChantzes

No offense - he could fit in well at r/AbsoluteUnits


joebawca

Looks like a cute little fish


ThatOneGuy7832

All babies mouths look like that when they suck a pacifier. It looks like a fricking fish


RugBurnDogDick

He's practising politics *"Bla bla bla bla bla"*


neworleansnative

NOM, NOM, NOM! Love on that sweet baby and get as much sugar as you can, because moments like these are so short and fleeting. You'll wake up soon and he'll be off to college. My own son is 21 now and I still can't believe he is grown.


AEVIAR

PoV of a boob


GiantGeorge14

Carpboy


photofaeriee

I always loved these pacifiers for this exact reason. Also your baby is amazing. I would happily babysit - if only to get that baby fix so I will not want to have another one. I have teens, so I am on the other side of this journey . Enjoy it! Every stage was my favorite. They just keep getting cooler.


rock-that-sc00ber

It looks creepy when they do this and have teeth


BlackLeader70

Someone needs to find a song to synch up to his sucking.


FoolingDoppelgangers

Thats the kid from Up


thealmightypatx

My son has the same type of pacifier, and it reminded me of [Chatterbox from Hellraiser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chatterer#/media/File:Chatterer_Hellraiser.jpeg)


y1e9b9a2n

Cartman?


VanitasDarkOne

ARGHH I've got the most insane fucking urge to make a specific joke right now but I know the ensuing calamity that would befall me.


eugoogilizer

Lol well I appreciate you resisting the urge. Just say it in your head 😄


shadowdash66

OMG why is that so cute and funny


Current_Craft7416

Cute though lol


Dougthecat13

Cute!!


chabichiks

Those cheeks tho!


ackguy

We called it suckovision .


C9Blender

That's some resident evil shit right there


Technogummybear

I want to poke (softly) his cheeks! He's so precious !


KazuichiFanta

NOOOO HE LOOKS LIKE THE PUFFERFISH OEH THING IM SO SORRY


attn_ltit_titt_siaa

Nipple POV


Cr0ssing_guard

Those cheeks!!! 😍😍😍


khitrak

Lady this is the internet you should be afraid for pedophiles. Don't share photos of children on the internet


eugoogilizer

Appreciate your concern but that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna share adorable/funny moments of my son with the world cuz I might be scared of pedos. Besides, he’s fully clothed and sucking on a pacifier. Also, I’m no lady, I’m his dad lmao


khitrak

Apologies for calling you a lady, I guess it was basic of me to assume. I understand you're proud of your child and you are capable of taking care of him. I just was grossed out by the comments and there are many many many creeps on reddit. I've read many horrible stories about misconduct with creeps contacting teens* on reddit. I was just worried about you and your child. Edited to change to teens, twas a typo


eugoogilizer

Oh I know, lots of creeps on the internet! Thank you for your concern though


One-Pie-5708

This is gross


mjwburt

What a sweetheart. Much to be proud of with this little guy ❤️


lucasfariaslf

This is awesome lol


notorious98

My kids never used pacifiers but these were some of the weirder ones I saw. And now I have visual confirmation that my first inclination was correct.


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TheBarbell

What is the matter with you?


THE_RECRU1T

There is always one isnt there


BLOODY_PENGUIN_QUEEF

There's like 10 of them IIT


pedersencato

Or about a dozen if you choose to keep scrolling down the comments.


Small_Orang

Yep, looked and I found. The comment was about fucking the kid, yeah?


Axelluu

I look through the comments sorted by most controversial to try and find the incredibly shameful horny comments when there shouldn't be as well


ComprehensiveAd8698

Cute


_Potato_Cat_

I half expected it to make that pufferfish noise, the Hwauh


KaleighVII

Cute


came4thefreefood

someone should dub this


Salmigang

Poggers


True_Rain_3285

Cute!!


TheInklingsPen

My parents used to comment on this when my little sister was a baby. Now that I have my own kids, i can't help but stare at it 😆


milaale

HE'S CUTE 😭😭😭😭


idasrogue

😄 so cute though


cloudywolf2288

Science


kawaii_behr

So adorable! 💕