T O P

Reddit Battle Royale!

Has the dust settled yet?

Arthur_Bergh

Has the dust settled yet?


NotALancerFanGirl

No


[deleted]

Guess I’ll die


NonintellectualTulip

They won't find me in the replies!


Lexilogical

Found you!


[deleted]

[удалено]


odenseelver

*Coughs*


BarrelRider97

Where we dropping boys?


SrGrafo

[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/fYUhnK9.png)


OG_Felwinter

How are you still making edits if you are dead?


[deleted]

What is dead cannot die


_tylerthedestroyer_

Valar morghulis, mother fucker.


2Koru

Valar dohaeris, melon farmer!


_jonas_bonus

^maybe ^if ^i’m ^really ^quiet ^nobody ^will ^kill ^me ^update: ^it ^didn’t ^work


Psych-roxx

A small price to pay for salvation


Reevin

I got the third killing blow on you haha. Edit: *gags on blood


VegetableWater3

Gotcha Edit: tell my pc I love her-aaaaaaAAAAAA


TheeExoGenesauce

Everyone’s dying! Edit: Et tu u/Mcswede_


Mcswede_

You're next!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Benster_ninja

I fulfilled the prophecy


o0Slip0o

.


Liefpe

is this a karma farm?


DragonPojki

I don't know... *Stab!*


[deleted]

Die!!


Speedracer98

YOU, TOO, SHALL FEEL MY BLADE


Copypasty

No u


[deleted]

Youre safe down here


_the_dennis

whew


SuperSeagull01

SIKE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE


BariNgozi

Gotcha!


jackgotfacts97

Stabeded.


LolPandaMan

I eat paint


developer-mike

It seems you've eaten paint for the last time u/LolPandaMan 😡


pivotalsquash

2 hours old. I think I can survive


Glooorb

Sorry you lasted like 12 minutes...


AugustKellerWrites

You lasted 15!


[deleted]

Bring it on mister two minutes


frosteagle18

already dead mister one minute


DiscoNinja2513

Bam


Annoyingspace

Nobody will ever goes this far down in the comment pool


SojuSmiles

Bitch, you thought


SirWyncko

[What have I done](https://imgur.com/fIrxmy7)


SrGrafo

[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/0lxw6cT.png)


jrhocke

ITS OVER TEN. KILL IT. EDIT: IVE BECOME THE MONSTER I SWORE TO KILL.


Blendbatteries

YOU'RE NEXT OLD MAN.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blendbatteries

Except the dead people can help kill the people in line.


[deleted]

[удалено]


p0tu

20, *Stabs twice*


Popokashka1212

Take my +


Lovat69

You're safe. For now...


lukerobinowitz

HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TELL YOU OLD MAN!!


nspectre

[Nice!](https://i.imgur.com/bWE697a.gifv)


Corrupt3dz

I will survive


[deleted]

[удалено]


TheDziekan

[Do it!](https://youtu.be/Z0YIJQ1jgEI)


[deleted]

Resto in pesto.


e_rick23

Ha u 2 ded


Kuntheman

See this is why you show up late 😎


matttlitke

Fashionably late only


waluigihentai

⢀⡴⠑⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣤⣤⣤⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠸⡇⠀⠿⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡴⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢄⣠⠾⠁⣀⣄⡈⠙⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀⠁⠀⠀⠈⠙⠛⠂⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⡿⢿⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⡾⣁⣀⠀⠴⠂⠙⣗⡀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠭⢤⣴⣦⣤⣹⠀⠀⠀⢀⢴⣶⣆ ⠀⠀⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣮⣽⣾⣿⣥⣴⣿⣿⡿⢂⠔⢚⡿⢿⣿⣦⣴⣾⠁⠸⣼⡿ ⠀⢀⡞⠁⠙⠻⠿⠟⠉⠀⠛⢹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣌⢤⣼⣿⣾⣿⡟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣾⣷⣶⠇⠀⠀⣤⣄⣀⡀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠉⠈⠉⠀⠀⢦⡈⢻⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣽⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠲⣽⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣜⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⣿⣷⣶⣮⣭⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⠿⠿⠿⠛⠉ I'll hide behind shrek they cant see me here


MrMenAreCool

How to win: don't comment. ...wait, fuck


Mac1692

They’re all dead!!! Wait this ones still alive...headshot


Cmdr_R3dshirt

Got 'em


[deleted]

Hey I made it in time Edit: Ah fuck


Deneb_Trevor

God... I... you... there's blood everywhere.


dlang17

FREEEEEDOOOOM!!


dk6313

So many Dead redditor only robot will survive.


Mehshin

**protip** sort by new i mean no one's ever going to find me ╭∩╮ (ಠ益ಠ) ╭∩╮


vanilla_disco

[How it feels sorting by new and upvoting every post](https://i.imgur.com/t8JjQix.gif)


Kornnish

My chance to finally win at something


GlitterAddiction

Ya think?


EthanEnglish_

I volunteer as tribute


SrGrafo

[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/uSGefeg.png)


KakssPL

[What about you?](https://imgur.com/zs3UbNl)


Rendition9090

I'm posting late so I can win. Nobody sorts by new 5 hours later


[deleted]

[удалено]


david_1205

Nice!


[deleted]

If you strike me down I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.


SrGrafo

[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/SfBDjVz.png)


Puts_On_Airs

This has to be fake. He clearly has the high ground.


[deleted]

De immortales.


Chubbyfello

Free karma?


[deleted]

[удалено]


most_likely_a_narc

Late drop


PressFforE

You will never catch me!


Bootleggers

*camps in the corner with a machete, an AR quickdraw mag and a holographic scope*


[deleted]

Still dead


NikolaiBullcry

#HAVE YOU OR A LOVED ONE BEEN AFFECTED BY MESOTHELIOMA?


Xikalz

What do we say to the God of Death?


[deleted]

#latetotheparty who we stabbin boys?


XxmossburgxX

I’m alive!!!!!!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gamingshard

I’m going for the #1 victory royale *roblox death sound*


duckaroo_duck

Please I have a family


trutuna

Four hours old, I think I'm safe! 🤨


recurve2178

Post is old enough so I should be fine


Toner1Prime

I'll be enjoying my victory as I slowly slaughter you all


Runeimus

I have plot armor!


angrymuffins

If i hide in the toilet i should be safe :D


BuffX4

No one will ever read this.


zizitis

Fools, il just reply late so i dont die


[deleted]

[удалено]


nonononom

u/SrGrafo singlehandedly bringing reddit karma economy out of balance, ca 2019 colorized.


Rodden

Subvert my expectations


L4sgc

Nice! edit: Goodbye cruel world!


Hecatrice

No one notices me commenting anyway


solunashadow

I'm just a shrub, dont mind me


dardios

Nice!


IgnoreAntsOfficial

21k comments? Good luck finding me suckers.


CallMeTDD

Just gonna get here three hours late, take a nap and wait to loot your bodies


[deleted]

Ah ah easy 😂😂


ColesFinsta

I’m alive


amouddivad

*Squats in slav*


NikolaiBullcry

chat is moving too fast to know I’m picking my nose


Lonelrycat

Like dis an u gay


Klaebu

2h old, I'm good


Calvoo100

Nive


Bryguy5849

I’ll be fine.


AlexWoolf

You’ll never take me alive!


TentacularMaelrawn

Ha I'm Inna bush


secretmyth07

🥵


amourmadi

HA! I shall never die


thatsmrcole

# Epic Victory Royale


[deleted]

oh no


ThatRageQuit

Easy to live when you hide and dont come out until 5 hours after the post was made :^)


newtoreddit573

Imma just try to sneak by


epicaldude

If you vote this you are gay


Eldrunk

Jokes on you I'm already gay, now die


floataway3

Not only did I up vote it, I have put you to 69!


I_am_NotOP

No one is going to see this


DinoReaper

CTRL+F "9 points" [KILL'T! KILL'T! KILL'T! KILL'T!](https://youtu.be/KouUVfyM1r0?t=93)


The-Real-Nysek

💀


YellowKG

Foda


Graveyardgirl357

I'm safe then.


Allastair

Just come in late as usual and your comment is near invisible


Fourmula

Oh no...


greencivil

I’d kill to be Drax right now


Clearasil

I will live by being unnoticable!


[deleted]

about 5 hours late. I’ll be good


mjxaz

5 hours old, I might make it !


BaconReaderStudent

6 hours old. I'm safe!


mrbun314

Why are you sorting by new to read the comments of an eight day old thread? Don’t you have a life?


[deleted]

See how he got free karma with this ONE trick


KiwiChoppa147

I should be safe since nobody likes kiwis. Edit: Well fuck me


SrGrafo

[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/0M7YfNX.png)


sonik122002

I’ve killed so many people on here. COME AND GET ME.


DeJMan

[My lawyer found a flaw in your statement.](https://i.imgur.com/kgYwnBi.jpg)


SrGrafo

[EDIT](https://i.imgur.com/AqEsQUi.png)


Baddersafe5005

I’ll be fine since I’m commenting 4 hours after


Shadow5192

Is it safe to go outside now?


aznsoulja

Reverse psychology moment: Stab me, you wont!


vesh2010

Shoot me in the head i need it


[deleted]

I am sure I‘ll be fine by now. Fuck...


Cowh3ad

No one can kill me!!! I will stay alive...


Fulconny

No way i'll die


[deleted]

[удалено]


w0lf3nstream

Well it looks like I'm the winner.


[deleted]

Shh


Gatix

I’m practically invisible, nobody will notice me


ZackPeek

they will never notice me right? Edit : And I died 14 seconds in :)


Sietemadrid

This is dumb


Drowsy_Pidgey

Meep (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)


BurntBanana86

Uh oh


imagineddragon

Never!


[deleted]

Hoping everyone has moved on to something new


Lambsay

*camps*


[deleted]

Kings honor friend.


CoffeeeMilk

Heh.


SuperOwnah

Ok


karma_r3aper

Ez clap


mastasnake2

5 hours out I think I'm safe


ElkTF2

🚣‍♀️💨💨


EclipticBolt

They'll never find me buried in here. Edit: I stand corrected. That was quick you vile ingrates.


[deleted]

No way, I never get more than like 5. And I’m too late to this


Tinymonkeysarecute

Finally. My particular set of skills pays off.


rep_chino

What if I commit sudoku before it reaches 10


Kriima

I win !


badg0re

Who upvoting it permanently gay


LongestMilk

if I had a clue what that means


Andonue

Is it safe now?


BroomBender

Pfff good luck noticing me


SiMucka

I win


dtylerdow

Poop poop


Voysee4l

So . . . I can keep liking and killing till I die?


BumGodAjax

Decent


[deleted]

Wow it feels very nice being late for something for once


mason92bs

Hi I’m King Joffrey Baratheon 👑 You can’t kill me


DavideoGamer55

Hey guys, sorry I'm late wha- OH GOD THE CARNAGE!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Why would we have a reddit royale, I mean, you have to be really stupid to comment on this dumb waste of space post. Edit: (Task failed successfully).


Baddersafe5005

Is it safe now


depokelink

No one will find me now that this post is 2 days old


staamatis

I'm very late. Staying alive ftw.


iStarGaze

seth is short for sethany


i_am_smitten_kitten

Do me! Do me!


[deleted]

Silence