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HaughtyLOL

This settles it. 100 of these could easily take out a horse-sized duck.


LokusOSRS

Would 100 horse-sized ducks take out 10000 ponies tho?


CrayonOfDoom

Stick win everytime.


how_can_you_live

http://i.imgur.com/Ax3cLq8.jpg


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Why are those Marines wearing Army fatigues?


Alaknar

Camouflage training.


marshy0

What marines?


redhawkinferno

Things are never quite the way they seem.


LordofTheFlyingz

It's 4chan, what the fuck else do you expect from the internet daycare.


I_Fart_Liquids

You're the hero we need!


VladimirPootietang

drone strick inbound on the stick


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Then stick break into thousand sticks. Stick win everytime.


bokonator

Or, ya know, fire..


cantlurkanymore

Ten million tiny flakey sticks


_fuck_me_sideways_

Ash grow stick tree. Stick win every time.


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how_can_you_live

http://i.imgur.com/m9OvoyX.png


[deleted]

Okay so my friend just said "what if I turn it into an asshole and stick my foot in it." I need help to have stick not be asshole anymore so stick win Everytime.


BingBo123

Turning stick into asshole require magic. Magic require wand. Wand is stick with magic powers. Stick win every time.


[deleted]

Told my friend and here is how it went down. Friend: "then that's why you use a knife." Me: "then you get splinters from stick, stick win every time" Friend: "You sound like a little kid" stick win every time. P.S: Thanks for that.


superfluousAM

/r/stickwineverytime ?


TriesNotToBeADick

What in the everloving fuck is going on


KakezanRei

What if we dissolve the stick in acid?


LawlessCoffeh

Stick now very dangerous stick acid, Stick win every time.


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[deleted]

Marines become nutrients for humans, nutrients for humans come from plants. Plants have sticks. Stick win every time.


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Torpedotuesday

Humans breathe and produce CO2 that plants use for nutrients to create stick. Stick win every time.


Chastain86

> I know this is a stupid argument but like there's a limit to stupidity You clearly have underestimated Reddit. Reddit win every time.


Larsjr

Can we go further with a screenshot of 4chan on a screenshot of imgur on a screenshot of Reddit


LyrexGaming

Then you have thousand of stick, Stick win everytime


AFull_Commitment

What if the Marines and their children and their children's children (and so on) kill every single descendant of Archaeopteris or similar species. Destroy every piece of wood on the planet through antimatter reactions converting them to pure energy which is immediately disipaited when it used only to temporarily power items for convenience in an environmentally conscious way that serves no vital importance and is easily replaced when all the matter is used up. And systemically kill off any similarly evolving plants. And create synthetic materials, machines, or other genetically engineered organisms to fill in the ecological gap left by removing them. What then? Fuck you, stick.


LyrexGaming

Gg


battering-ram

What a way to stick it to him


Jmoseph

Those aren't marines


TheKLB

I have a stick I have a fire UHHNN Marines wins


leviathaan

Summoning /u/fuckswithducks


purplepenguin4163

You have to say it three times. /u/fuckswithducks /u/fuckswithducks /u/fuckswithducks


ameya2693

Ahhh but you forgot the incantation preceding the call: > *Let ducks be fucked* > *Let the union of man and duck begin* > *Let the guru rise* > *Cum /u/fuckswithducks /u/fuckswithducks /u/fuckswithducks*


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BookofJoe

God damnit Bob you said it wrong again


Zukuto

something something Ry'leh Cthulu Fuckducken


[deleted]

You forgot the sacrificial offering of a duck. I refuse to summon him though. Someone else do it.


Seinfeldologist

Time to bring in the expert.


Prophet_Of_Loss

Maybe, but that solution could lead to some pretty big bills.


gwh21

100 ponies per horse duck? I'm betting on the ponies.


DrunkenHuntsman

The ducks must be big as duck where you live


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axiomatic_345

But is it better than 6 treants?


cusswords

I really thought I was about to see a kid get kicked in the face...


rmccarthy10

totally...I had already decided *"well...it wont be that bad of an injury if its on Reddit.."* (as I watched leaning back with one eye closed.)


wolfdarrigan

It is always important to wear your safety squints.


N1CK4ND0

In case of /r/WTF


Neohexane

AvE fan detected.


PajamaSamsMobileAlt

Even if potatuh. Never no when she's gonna go shrapnel.


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Archensix

That sub isn't nearly as fucking brutal as /r/PeopleFuckingDying is. Not even close


crinn

First thing i see is a dog freaking out over a piece of broccoli. What the hell is this subreddit supposed to be jfc


[deleted]

THAT DOG FUCKING DIED


MrPandamania

satire


TriesNotToBeADick

And they say satire is indefinable.


tejmar

Did the sub name give it away?


s-cup

I was waiting for him to quickly be dragged in to the box. I had the Jurassic Park reference ready!


panzstrata

Shoot her! Shooooot heeeeeeerrrrrrr!


XeroAnarian

Same. Every time he got tugged in I was thinking "Oh no no no... Oh no no no... Oh no no no!"


blacksupergeek

I read that in Cleveland Brown voice, "No no no no nooooo"


Nimrond

It must have been rearing to have the rope go that high.


ThingsFallApart_

Yeah I stopped it half way through to make sure I was looking at /r/funny and not /r/wtf or similar


A_of

I expected him to go flying inside.


kingeryck

Nah it was obviously going to be something unexpected


Siegfoult

RIP Li'l Sebastian.


mightandmagic88

[Bye Bye Li'l Sebastian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NbBGrBxRhs)


aybaran

We'll miss you in the saddest fashion.


StopReadingMyUser

My brain always wants to hear "satisfaction"


[deleted]

No shit, I always heard "We'll miss you, n' your satisfaction!"


lopey986

Hope you brought a change of clothes, cause your eyes are about to piss tears.


jerrygergichsmith

You nasty.


Zhilenko

Every breath is agony..


tfiggs

You're 5000 candles in the wind.


phillysan

I have cried twice in my life. Once when I was seven and I was hit by a school bus, and then again when I heard that Li’l Sebastian passed


iwasbornafool

When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought alright another bureaucrat ate it. But then I found out it was Li’l Sebastian. Half mast is too high. Show some damn respect.


The_Three_Toed_Sloth

This is my favorite Ron Swanson quote. I think of it every time the flag is at half mass.


YarrrMatey

Is that Jeff Tweedy in the back playing guitar?


SwitchesDF

[Yes](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q2hgc9LEHT4)


YarrrMatey

Awesome! I need to watch more Parks and Rec I guess


tisdue

He writes a song with Johnny Karate. It's amazing.


kevners

Kick kick kick kick a kick kick kick kick chop


SwitchesDF

I've watched it through twice. Highly recommend


srcarruth

I've started watching the seasons in reverse order. It's weird but it works. I watch the episodes of each season in order but I start with the last season first.


OpenWaterRescue

Totally. I love when that guy shows up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J2wyUiwCEl4


YarrrMatey

I love that man


Momochichi

[Here's the full version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-PUW6y4F6c)


[deleted]

I will never non watch this video when it gets posted. Still brings a tear to my eye.


[deleted]

Been a huge fan of [Just The Tip](https://youtu.be/G-DME0vU5pI) for a while.


preasefanks

You're 5000 candles in the wind...


wiscowonder

Such a tragic & untimely loss


FaithxinCha0s

Half mast is too damn high. Show some respect.


LikeGoldAndFaceted

I don't get it. He's just a small horse.


thepankydoodler

Son, this horse has an honorary degree from Notre Dame.


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*triggered*


equipped_metalblade

Get out!


numerica

What was that tone?


tico_de_corazon

I opened the comments section solely for the Lil' Sebastian jokes.


GuliblGuy

/r/unexpectedpawnee/


TheTrueFlexKavana

Most livestock will come out [if you just ask nicely.](http://i.imgur.com/TgOt72d.gifv)


Today_is_Thursday

TA DAAAAAAAA! I"M HERE.


Djinneral

TADAAAAIMAA


Last_Account_Ever

Expected a clip from Babe, so the link was truly /r/unexpected.


revile221

I was expecting that annoying lady telling the bear to go away. https://youtu.be/nU5cMZymSr0


ARMORBUNNY

Oh my god. That was the most annoying thing I've ever seen. Not only was her voice like thousands of crying nails scraping down a shrill chalkboard, but she wouldn't even keep the damn camera on the bear.


alprostadil_

Girl "why are you breaking my kyak?!" Bear " You just fucking pepper sprayed me."


wadded

Jesus Christ, that was annoying to watch.


ButtRain

It looks like he's wearing another bull's skull as a helmet


getshwifty2

CuBull


rschrauf

Maybe he's a...... canibull


Eurynom0s

And that's probably still better than getting trampled.


PlamenDrop

"Oh shit, wrong house"


TriesNotToBeADick

Ahahahaha that's the best thing I've ever seen... his arrogance, the cartoonishly fast reprisal... delicious.


ILoveLamp9

"Did someone say bagel bites?!?!"


V_J_B

"I'm gonna make this person disappear! TADA!"


RedMare

Miniature horses were originally bred for going down into coal mines and hauling carts. They're super sturdy.


Skoin_On

are you saying that selective cross-breeding took place in order to fill a work-force gap? hmmm. that gives me an idea.


rootedoak

Prostitution?


Skoin_On

...make that 2 ideas!


TriesNotToBeADick

I'd be remiss not to mention that you've missed the blackjack


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uh oh


Lamb0ss

I own 4 shetland ponies (bit bigger then the pony in this vid). They are heaps stronger then they look for their size, they can be really stubborn and are extremely hard to move with 1 person when they dont want to co-operate. There is plenty of ways to convince them to move rather then brute force (food helps)


Munkyman720

I was hoping the kid was just a really skilled mime.


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r/unexpected


strican

What I thought was going to be /r/peoplefuckingdying turned out to be /r/unexpected.


Dear_Leader_Trump_

/r/peoplefuckingunexpected /r/unexpectedpeoplefucking


Blakesta999

Exactly what I was thinking


efitz11

The /r/unexpected tag was so expected


Pastaklovn

I was thinking the top comment would be /r/expected until I checked the sub


Mafiya_chlenom_K

Hint: Watch the angle of the rope.


Tr1ggerhappy07

And at one point you see a tall shadow in where the pony is.


drazyel

you are right, in the original video a dude comes out right after, it was a joke for his family https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma1yJTc-Hd4


Mafiya_chlenom_K

I figured it was a person, but the possibility of it being a larger horse also clouded my mind so I stayed silent on my prediction. Good find, thanks!


koproller

What, you gave a hint without knowing for what? Are you a writer for LOST?


Snowmobiler624

And that when he drops the rope he doesn't have to bend over to grab it. Clearly handed to him.


LissenToMehNow

You're paid to THINK, Mr. Scientist!


Z0idberg_MD

Could have been a horse sitting.


dickskittlez

[But does he have a cold?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5LbxkvE0Wo&t=29s)


cvlrymedic

Closer to half a horsepower.


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Those little bastards are crazy-strong for their size. And their size is deceptive: a mature miniature horse with shoulders up to a man's waist could still weigh 300-400 pounds. Add in horses' naturally dense muscle and four hooves of traction, and you have some major pulling power. A miniature horse can pull [two people in a cart](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-KcD_nZOjN88/U40R-wyNERI/AAAAAAAAFgw/MXLMuQWO89M/s1600/miniaturehorse1.jpg), just like a full-sized horse, with no problem. They were originally bred to haul mining carts in mines where large horses couldn't fit.


TopographicOceans

Well exactly 1 horsepower.


veggiter

Yeah, but like a really serious 1 horsepower.


Curran919

Guys, there is someone else in the stable pulling on the rope...


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Chronic_Gentleman

You can see a persons shadow on the wall inside the stable the first time he's pulling, just before he turns to the camera and starts talking. I'm assuming to allow them to attach the rope to the horse


feed_mememes

That horse is just like my penis, tiny but full of power.


Foxtrotter15

And little boys tug at it?


slayer1am

And comes in 30 seconds?


[deleted]

And it only came out once the really little kid was in sight


scootstah

I'll take "things /u/feed_mememes regrets saying" for 500, Alex.


asstasticbum

http://i.imgur.com/HGd50Wp.gifv


Chowraid

Is it too soon to say "too soon"?


agangofoldwomen

Fuck these little fuckers. They are just mean. Closer to the ground and closer to hell.


[deleted]

Truth! Minis and ponies are little tornadoes of evil.


pittstop33

OMG IT'S LIL SEBASTION!!


drazyel

original video : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ma1yJTc-Hd4


[deleted]

Nothing happened they way I thought it was going to. +1


colbyisyourhomie

Shoot her! Shoot her!


Wrx09

All torque


Roy-Hobbs

i was cringing the entire gif thinking he was about to get kicked.


SassyBadger_

Based on the shadows and the angle of the rope as hes pulling it I say its fake and someone is in there holding the rope. You can see where the rope has a tensionpoint mid rope as the pony is coming out. At first i figured the pony could have just been rearing its head bit the angle looks too high plus there appears to be a shadow of someone in the stable. RBS lead investigator: Sgt. SassyBadger Case ongoing.


Escargogo

Someone needs to show that little dick how to treat a horse.


atworkkit

Seriously, he's just yanking on its halter. It's a cute video but the person filming it should have stopped and taught this kid proper horsemanship. Ponies are shitty enough without developing an aversion to asshole kids.


JustUrAvg

Hes not actually pulling on the animal, someone is behind there pulling the rope.


atworkkit

Oh! That's cute, I thought he was straight up yanking the pony. Way funnier picturing someone behind the door!


MasterZovsj

He's a stubborn little bugger, ain't he?


busta83

I knew it was a mini horse, they are ass holes all the way through.


Philodendritic

The smaller the horse the more asshole it is. You can just see how fresh he is. In every barn, the cutest pony is always the most wicked. I'd be wicked too though if I had kids pulling and kicking me around all the time though..


worksomewonder

A pony's stubbornness is rarely matched by horses. It's like toy dogs versus big dogs.


Dont_do_Tha

It's all that meth he's been taking that's given him strength!


Jimmy422

M E T A E T A


CarlsbadCO

not fake at all - 100% authentic - like everything on Reddit


iamitman007

Some one posted how one horse has like 7 horse power. So a pony as one horse power?


HorseWoman99

That pony has 10 horse power. Believe me, it's easier to lead an unwilling 1 ton shire horse (they're 180-210 cm at that thingy between the neck and back, in Dutch it's called 'schoft') than lead an unwilling prick like a Shetlander. Shetlanders are so stubborn. If that shire doesn't work along you just give it a slap on the butt and it'll work along, that doesn't work with a Shetlander.


ernzo

In this situation, it probably would have been easier to pick up this little thing and move it.


Pornada1

Ponies are not baby horses


ElectricNeko_

Anyone that's has horses knows the little ones are the most stubborn 😂😂


TooShiftyForYou

I was expecting a dumb joke, but was fooled.


Cluedude

*foaled FTFY


[deleted]

DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?


stokelymitchell

It's like someone trying to get me out of the house on a Saturday.


jhallen2260

r/smallerthanyouexpected


ace_urban

That's a giant kid!


jcatleather

Ponies violate all the laws of physics though. They can fit several horse's worth of assholeness into that teeny tiny body.


Catz_pajamas

And four hoof lbs. of tourque


xMrMonopolyguyx

"SHOOOOOTTT HER!!!"


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Looks like his pull starter isn't working so well...


PM-ME-UR-LIFESTORIES

That is not what I was expecting. At all


tefoak

Lil Sebastian!! HEHEHEHAHAHAHEHEHAHAH


Tcmcc4

Was I the only one fully expecting the kid to get completely yanked in there?


SirFoxx

I was expecting the whole door to get kicked off and smash that kid.


smillyman1

0.5 horsepower I think