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jeroenvdheuvel

When the engineer initially didn't reply to Kimi's question I immediately knew what was coming lol


NikolaCagestein

Dread it, run from it, the iceman still arrives.


malibutwat23

Love it , run towards it , the drink still doesn't arrive


donbee28

You will not have the drink.


OuijaAllin

It’s funny he doesn’t get the drink, because when he’s really angry he sounds kind of like a really cranky drunk bloke


donbee28

“ During the [Malaysia GrandPrix] 193-mile race, each man behind the wheel will burn as many as 1,500 calories and lose three quarts of body fluid” They loose up to 4 lbs during the race with water supply. I’d be upset too if I didn’t have a basic supply of water.


Cryptoporticus

"Kimi drink your drink, you're not you when you're thirsty"


nepnep_nepu

You there! It's not your cake day but have a nice day!


NoMomo

The Iceman Cometh


Yolozsef01

The engineer taketh away


awood2305

Iceman Ahhhhhahhhhahh


madcap9

Fighter of the Fireman, ahahhah... Champion of the Bwoah


sholder27

Especially after that shitshow of a pitstop earlier today. He was fucking pissed.


ayyazici

That pitstop was a 10 second penalty itself


AndByMeIMeanFlexxo

I can understand why the jack guy didn’t send him out straight away. It’s a matter of the wheel being put on properly around such a fast track. With concrete walls all over the place. Who should the jack guy trust? The guy who’s one job it is to put the wheel on? Or the light who’s job it is to say the guy put the wheel on properly?


Luckier_peach

Absolutely, dude was going by safety protocol and shouldn’t be faulted. And Kimi knew that there was potential investigation into his pit entry during the 2nd red flag, because it was already announced. It was just Kimi being Kimi


Humpfinger

Aye, I think we tend to forget these people are racing 300+ kilometers an hours and as such a pumped FULL of adrenaline; that just makes you kinda vocally overpowering.


AnnualDegree99

They already tried the "leaving the wheel loose" trick before didn't they, that didn't end so we'll.


call_of_the_while

I did not see the race but from your comment I am glad to hear the jack guy stood his ground. I’m sure in his mind it’s an easy choice between a few seconds of race time versus a lifetime of guilt, if something went wrong.


[deleted]

I was like “why isn’t he answering him, he’s going to yell at him”.


JvHffsPnt

GIVE HIM WHAT HE WANTS


justaverage

“Steering wheel! Gloves! Drink! ANSWERS!!!”


LidoPlage

"BLANKETS, NOW"


Twistpunch

Find them, put them on.


ThePretzul

THE DRINK


TetsuoS2

It was kind of weird of the engineer to think Kimi needed an explanation of what a 5s penalty is. That said it is hard to hear anything over the radio.


toyg

He probably didn’t hear the “for” and thought Kimi had not heard him properly.


meltedlaundry

From the engineer's perspective: "OK Kimi we got a 5 second time penalty...." "What?" "WE GOT A FIVE SECON..." "**FOR WHAT?**" (shit)


Scarbane

"DID YOU JUST SHIT?!"


PaMu1337

I mean, we had an engineer in the past who thought he had to explain what a deer is.


Freddan_81

Oh deer, oh deer! I miss JP...


[deleted]

~~ice man~~ FIREMAN


JshWright

It's not that he didn't reply, it's that he started answering a totally different question (that Kimi has known the answer to for a couple decades now...)


santaclausonprozac

I don't think he was explaining what a penalty is. I don't think his engineer heard him say "for", so he repeated what he said thinking Kimi hadn't heard him


supremegay5000

Yeah I’m pretty sure this is what happened. I feel sorry for Kimis engineer though. Kimi doesn’t ask for much but when he does he has very little patience.


_qua

Yeah but Kimi with his experience should also have known that he couldn't cut across the exit for the pit lane like that.


Haldenbach

Maybe he did multiple dubious actions and wanted to know which one caught up to him


KoscheiDK

He did know yes but if you get told you've got a penalty, you'll always want to know what for


graygh0st999

I knew it was coming but Kimi raising his voice still scared me


call_of_the_while

It’s like that scene in Lord of the Rings when Bilbo goes all evil face.


[deleted]

Had the identical thought. What is this guy doing, just answer the iceman! Haha


sharkeezy

He did reply though, he just repeated that they had a 5 second penalty. They didn’t tell him what it was for like he asked.


Bigdstars187

Dude. Understatement of the year.


Magruun

Kimi sure sounds like a man enjoying his hobby on a sunny sunday afternoon.


Panukka

You should hear me playing video games.


707royalty

You should hear me yell at F1 2020 when I get penalized for being punted


A1BS

*Gets T-boned by and obvious griefer* “Alright that’s an illegal overtake hand the position back” *Warning for collision* *2 second penalty*


707royalty

I just broke my controller reading this


Gunner_Runner

You accidentally bump someone when it's 3 wide? 5 seconds. AI fucking divebombs out of nowhere and punts you? Also 5 seconds. For you.


alacp1234

F O R W H A T


edis92

You don't get it, the screaming is him enjoying it


Pekonius

He is, afterall, from a country where people sit in a boiling hot room beating themselves with sticks.


SpaceShrimp

Very few are in the mood for chitchatting while trying to perform at their very peak. If you ask a question you want a reply.


[deleted]

Oh man this is gonna end up being another classic Kimi radio isn’t it


leedler

F O R W H A T!?


zzlab

Kimi, turn down...


Greatdrift

Another round of shots!


naufalap

Fire up that loud!


[deleted]

Turn down for what no I ain't loud enough no turn the volume up


NotoriousHothead37

Ok Kimi, you will have the drink.


Sowieso

FOR WHAT?!


MamanDewey

understood, we are looking...


leedler

anderstood poosh nao


idontknow_whatever

Raikkonen has done well over 300 races, I think he knows what a damn 5-second penalty is Honestly I have rarely seen Raikkonen mad this often at his race engineer as he has been this season, wtf is going on at Alfa


[deleted]

He knows what it is, but he doesn’t know why he got it tbh


SarcasticArsehole

F O R W H A T !!!


thaway314156

Yeah the engineer didn't hear or understand the word "For" the 1st time Kimi asked.


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Or the engineer heard and but pretended not to in order to avoid shouting Kimi. We love you Kimi, never change.


BleaKrytE

Hamilton didn't get one when he cut over the grass iirc


ThunderZen

He got 5-sec for similar incident in Germany, if there's any other recent one I don't remember..


ChildOfGhost

Germany 2018, he didn’t get penalized after entering the pits, then rejoining the track by going over the grass. Just a reprimand because it was under the safety car with no one around him, and no precedent had been set before that. I’m not sure if Kimi had anyone around him, but he did basically the reverse of that


ThunderZen

Yep, the "ininininin" incident set the precedent.


bolpo33

then he did the next year at the same track, for the wrong side of the bollard


Jules040400

Oh boy I remember that, what a bananas race that was


RampantFury

Just imagine how pissed he'd get at Ferrari's engineers...


idontknow_whatever

Kimi needs to start [taking this approach](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XFWeoxrhbE8) to his team radio


TheRealMattyPanda

[I mean, he kinda has](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3d_Cu5Mzbk)


Stalky127

They seem so incompetent damn More chances of Kimi retiring


OppositeYouth

I can see this being his last season. Unless he knows Ferrari are producing another rocket of an engine for next season or Alfa have a major trick up their sleeve, I can see him bowing out and going to another racing category


DawgFighterz

He’s holding the seat for Mick


EuroStep0

Mick will get in Gio's seat.


morelliFIN

Kimi would be good car setup mentor and track mentor for mick. See how Kimi has turned the tables this season with gio. Kimi said few races ago that they have been trying to find something for the car even with risk, and that they finally found something. And hes been better since. At least better mentor than some random inexperienced driver


bpfifa08

I'd be pissed to if they messed up my pit stop, but he knows what a penalty is, he just wanted to know what caused said penalty. He is moving at 300 kph, make it quick.


Kvlka666

to be fair, everything Kimi says becomes a classic


da_apz

I'm surprised how cool he was about the completely messed up pit stop.


masterharsh

Kimi strikes fear into the heart of his race engineer


feelin-supersonic

I’d be shit scared to talk to him again after that one


D_Therman

In comparison to Silverstone this was positively mellow E: [For reference.](https://youtu.be/ULAhZ6EcOw4?t=123)


RamshackleDayParade

The scene: Working from home. I ask if a report is ready to send off to the client. Im told yes. I send the report. Then I'm told, "No, wait." In my best Kimi voice, to an empty house, "Well es too facking late naw. Facks sake!"


Panukka

There’s no wei thät it wos ö good faking thing to send it.


Bad_Elephant

Tony Montana


ParatiisinSahakielet

[Here you go](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xBCbZ41rBY)


prady8899

Still surprised why Lewis didn't get the black and orange flag that day


Stiggy309

It was the last lap. Pretty pointless to flag a driver into the pits for repairs when he's about to cross the line


FishOnAHorse

Scary Bilbo vibes


Nspired_1

So, you got two awards for this. It gave me an error message for one and I just chose another; you got both. Doesn’t matter though, because it’s been months since I laughed that hard. Thank you for making me happy.


placeinspace

Bilbo only wants one thing


[deleted]

Engineer: "Okay guys, when he gets back to the pits, feed him ice-cream and tell him he is pretty"


samstown23

"Get beer! NOW! - For what? - FOR KIMI, GOD DAMN IT!"


IronCanTaco

AR1: Get beer NOW AR2: For what? AR1: Get beer now before Kimi get ba... AR2: FOR WHAT?? FTFY


yellowsubmarine96

Read this with French accent


[deleted]

"Ou est la glace? Attention! OU EST LA GLACE!" If the engineer had said "Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away before I taunt you a second time!"


[deleted]

*proceeds to launch cows* or should I say Ferrari SF1000s?


[deleted]

What is your name?: >Ferrari What is your quest?: >_____________(*leaves rustling in the wind*)


turboPocky

he had such a great working relationship with Lotus lol "hey don't shout there fucker"


somewhere_now

That was at the point where the team hadn't paid his salary. He revealed in his book he never got the money from Lotus, but didn't want to sue because that could have cost the team employees their jobs.


TCrob1

You gotta have respect for a man with a legitimate grievance but doesnt want to bring others into the crossfire over it.


laughguy220

"Don't talk to me, I know what I'm doing"


turboPocky

yes yes yes, I'm doing all the tires you don't have to remind me every second!


citysnake

>"Don't talk to me, I know what **to do**"


DarkSofter

He is the main reason i still tune in every race on this Mercedes era. No matter where he is in the race he is entertainment. Never retire Iceman


fred1840

Every time his driver's pose/photo pops up i laugh because it looks like he's been caught off guard and didn't notice the photo was about to be taken


JulesOnR

We always say he looks a bit senile when that shot comes on. We all love the iceman, but sometimes his look is just "wait Huh what is this"


OneBall22Players

And Tinnitus into his ears.


MithrandirLogic

To be fair, he asked for what and the RE just repeated what the penalty was. I kinda side with Kimi on this one. Like you don’t hear this as much with other team radios!


DotoriumPeroxid

probably heard "What?" on the radio and didnt get it as "For what?"


creditcardtheft

I usually dont find Kimi radios funny. But this one got me rolling


DunkingOnInfants

Everybody knows that feeling, when you ask someone a direct question, and it glances off them. ANSWER THE QUESTION. WHATS IN THE FUCCKING BOX?!?!?!?!


ConMan2292

Went all Bilbo Baggins on that.


aguspell

Man, that scene scared the shit out of me!


[deleted]

/r/scarykimi


TheRealPeterG

r/ScaryBilbo Do not click.


Helioscopes

Thank you for introducing me to such a great subreddit.


TheFayneTM

**F̵̫̙͊̓O̸̥͖̟̎R̶̠͈̾͗͑ ̸̫̞͎̈̓W̷͙̫̞̰͉̃̆̈́̓͘H̷̜̳̪̄̓̎͗́A̵̡̪̙͉̜̿̊̉̉̌T̶̢̫͈̊́?̶̛͓͍̹̫̍̅̊ͅ**


poopellar

Turn down **F̵̫̙͊̓O̸̥͖̟̎R̶̠͈̾͗͑ ̸̫̞͎̈̓W̷͙̫̞̰͉̃̆̈́̓͘H̷̜̳̪̄̓̎͗́A̵̡̪̙͉̜̿̊̉̉̌T̶̢̫͈̊́?̶̛͓͍̹̫̍̅̊ͅ**


Whiterossy

[Had to be done.](https://youtu.be/WqUYIZnnnh8)


OneMoreAccount4Porn

So they will add 5 seconds to your time after...


chingon863

FOR WHATTT!!


IWasGregInTokyo

Nicely done!


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Fantastic. This would fly well in /r/YouTubehaiku


wongie

For someone called the Iceman Kimi sure does blow-up in quite spectacular fashion.


InsaneLeader13

Climate Change getting to us all


707royalty

Someone call Greta, Kimi must be saved


Sandite

FOR WHAT!


DrKrFfXx

Blame global warming.


BeagleAteMyLunch

Even the Arctic ice sometimes breaks. And when it does it makes quite a FOR WHAT!?


[deleted]

I love how the engineer proceeds to repeat himself again.


freakofnature555

Maybe he only heard "what?"


ToLongDR

That's what it sounded like to me.


Helioscopes

I clearly heard "for what?", but his engineer might not have... Although considering their past interactions, I'm inclined to think his radio engineer does not fully pay attention when kimi speaks, or it's an accent problem.


RodrigoBandeira

2 non english speakers. what could go wrong


v0x_nihili

I'm still not convinced Leclerc isn't his engineer.


SpaceShrimp

Usually less. Non native speakers often speak more slowly and clearly.


LucaProdan_

Yeah because the first one was a "fwa?"


Meowingtons3210

bwoah what


Arun01010

Charles leclerc is going to forever be scared of kimi after that


JMCDINIS

Can you explain the jokes on Leclerc being Kimi's race engineer, please? I'm a little out of the loop.


Arun01010

Well, Kimis engineer sounds exactly like Charles so we always joke about Charles being kimis engineer while racing at the same time


JMCDINIS

My God, I can't unhear Leclerc now. Thanks very much.


ThePretzul

So Leclerc is getting the full Ferrari experience then, formulating strategy while driving. He's just unlucky that he doesn't get to use his own strategy, since it would almost certainly be an improvement.


Raldow

That shout legitimately made me jump


Eos_The_Husky

There is a deep rooted fear in all humans of seeing a finnish man, on his underwesr, coming out of the frozen woods screaming PERKELE! Today, we saw the face of that fear.


Professional_Bob

[Not just in humans](https://youtu.be/z7_pVrIshxA)


basementspam

FOR WHAT??? I don't like angry kimi. Reminds me of pain.


throwaway4127RB

For real, his voice reminded me of the crazy face that Bilbo Baggins makes when he sees the ring.


NikolaCagestein

He fucking killed the engineer. Lmao.


jconley4297

Eardrums just exploded straight inwards


TheKingofTheKings123

Next thing the engineer hears: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


kcokayeg

That's what Kubica would say


Blze001

I don't care what the official standings say: Kimi was the top-finishing Ferrari.


Pranfreuri

And Alpha Tauri the top Italian team, twice in a row now.


Thomas_Catthew

Kimi's engineer must be crying himself to sleep every night dear God I do not want to be on the receiving end of that.


[deleted]

Only one things could make this clip perfect: Crofty: "Two Seconds Ted" Kimi: "FOR WHAT"


AvovaDynasty

“For what?” “So you’ll have 5 seconds added to your time” The way the engineer says it the second time is as if he thinks Raikkonen is a simpleton lol 😂


LocoRocoo

Why do I find this so funny


Asudifo

Don't know why or how, but I find almost everything Kimi does or say pretty comical.


IronCanTaco

Race engineer probably didn't hear "for" and thought that Kimi said "what" and rest is history.


thelynchmob1

If Kimi thinks this is bad he should try playing Gran Turismo Sport


thelostknight99

Hope Kimi's engineer is getting therapy after getting demolished on almost every weekend.


Turnibtw

holy shit that sounded aggressive


metallokinetic

It felt like my dad was yelling at me.


PorcelainNudes

He asked calmly...


[deleted]

Angry Kimi is scary.


LeftHookLarry1

Quite rude to his race engineer Charles Leclerc tbh, but tensions run high during the race, it’s understandable.


[deleted]

I imagine the Alfa Pit Wall has a Rock Paper Scissors contest to determine who has to give Kimi bad news.


bsandersq

>-For what? >-So then we'll add five seconds to your time after- >-F̪͓̫̥̤͎͡Ọ̧͝R̶̭̞̞̕ ͕͎̣͘͟W҉̵̥̻͍̱̘͍H̴̼̝̖̟͖̬A̵̴̪͖̹̰͢T͇͉


Resource_Man

That actually made me jump. havent seen Kimi like that before!


arkwewt

I would highly recommend going back to Silverstone team radio and Austria. He went OFF at his engineer.


_N00b_acti0n_

Kimi went from Iceman to Grumpy old man, really quick.


mdlt97

**FOR WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**


yurachii

If that’s not scary I don’t know what is


48996

Kimi can you be little bit calm to Leclerc please, he is trying to do 2 jobs at once


JosCiv7

You don't want to be Kimi's race engineer


[deleted]

TURN DOWN FOR WHAT


Ainolukos

When kimi yells I feel like I'm a child getting scolded and I'm not even on the team. The guy just has massive amounts of angry dad energy when he gets mad. He's like that school teacher you had growing up that's super chill with students and they respect him because they know he'll go 0 to 100 the second you're goofing off too much in class.


bot_fucker69

His engineer was too busy driving the Ferrari to listen


pinkzm

No Kimi you will not have the composure. We forgot to connect the composure, you will not have


Oli_Mo12

His race engineer is quaking in his boots right now


Karaya1

Imagine Lewis yelling at Bono like this, and this sub's reaction


edis92

Kimi yells at his engineer: haha iceman funny Lewis does the same: what a fucking piece of shit ban him from f1!!!


[deleted]

Lewis did tell the Team Boss on the radio to "sit and swivel" once, in his rookie year even.


Moose_Joose

'Hamilton's frustration was evident when he told Dennis on the team radio, "Don't ever fucking do that to me again." Dennis replied, "Don't ever fucking speak to me like that again", before the championship leader ended the conversation by telling his boss to "go fucking swivel".' https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2007/aug/06/motorsports.sport2


[deleted]

Watching live, I couldn't believe what I heard. Was absolutely shocked someone spoke to Ron Dennis like that. Expected Ron to fire him to be honest.


AndByMeIMeanFlexxo

It’s probably hard to talk under the g loads, I wouldn’t want to repeat myself either


Gerik18

No Kimi you’ll not have the answer


tehPaulSAC

Kimi please never leave F1.


whg115

Im gonna make a car in forza and just put a nice big red FOR WHAT in the sponsor slot on the livery😂😂


69andthen96

Haha that 2nd “For what?” got me! I wish F1 releases a video clip where we can see his face when he says the second for what