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DM_me_ur_story

He said *why* is the tip of your nose so shiny, not *how* is the tip of your nose so shiny


Square_Complaint_946

Even then, why get so offended by it? Didn’t even sound judgmental, just confused.


Fanci-cooki

Probably satire, poe's law. Right?


wellwaffled

But that doesn’t really make sense. Why would she be trolling in lieu of a reasonable explanation (or ignoring the comment)? I think Occam’s Razor is more likely.


ChadMcRad

People always do this with Tik Tok. A girl will post something inflammatory and people will naturally criticize it, then people will turn around and claim "you just don't get it you're only angry because you HATE WOMEN." ngl if the U.S. bans Tik Tok I will be overflowing with petty joy, but I also don't want that ilk to spill over to other parts of the web anymore than they already have.


KacyRaider

Vine dying was what caused YouTube to be inflicted with the Paul brother/shitty influencer plague, if tik tok gets banned we'd be in for an even worse plague of stupid


CactusCracktus

She’s a character comedian. She’s literally just playing a character lol


TheDominator69696

Why *that* character tho. Every time people say "this is obviously satire, they're playing character" why does it have to be a shit character


Fanci-cooki

Attention, obviously. God. *sweeps hair* *scoffs* *jelqs sarcastically*


ChadMcRad

Yeah, they must be a male specimen, they can't appreciate this brilliant satire, obviously.


SteveVaiHimself

How does one *jelq* sarcastically?


Status_Acanthaceae89

Very obviously for views


SpentTheDay

"The Heel" can be funny, Robin Williams played it a lot and they were hilarious. Our subject here missed the mark...


CactusCracktus

Honestly? Can’t really say. My best guess is she acts like that when she’s goofing around with her friends or something and it makes them laugh, so she decided to try her luck online. Or maybe she’s doing an exaggerated caricature of somebody she knows IRL, but it doesn’t really land when people don’t know the person. I think that’s typically how stuff like this happens, idk


Flashlight_Inspector

It's rage bait to make the viewer fuck off faster. The less time you spend watching the video the more time you spend watching ads or more content. The platforms also only count number of views and how quickly they get traffic, not how long viewer retention was. This is a big problem on almost all social media now.


transparen_

i watch the original creator, it was 100% satire


Bolt_Fantasticated

I follow her TikTok, she’s over exaggerating to be funny. The comments of the original video likely proceeded to make fun of her shiny nose. Also reddit this was obvious, please learn how human interaction works who the fuck actually talks like that in real life.


stupidrobots

She's a massive bitch. That's why.


EasilyRekt

Some people enjoy their own misery.


January_Rose

Typical representative of the female species.


MagnusTimbre

Women tend to deal with these kind of questions a lot. There’s exaggerations but nobody is owed patience


vyrelis

Then just don't answer. The people asking aren't going to browse your old vids looking for the answer


MagnusTimbre

There’s a lot of ways to go about it and she can do whatever she wants with it. It’s honestly more energy to rant about *her* than to just ignore it


pluck-the-bunny

Add more energy for you to complain about them then move on. The circle goes on and on and on


MagnusTimbre

Ah the good old reddit [feedback loop](https://reddit.com/r/fixedbytheduet/comments/10djihj/_/j4ob51a/?context=1)


pluck-the-bunny

Yes, and you contribute just as little in each evolution


Alex_Rose

russian has two different words that both translate to "why" for this on top of "how" pochemu (ŠæŠ¾Ń‡ŠµŠ¼Ńƒ) = what physically caused this phenomenon? (in this case: there is shiny makeup with high albedo on the nose) zachem (зачем) = for what purpose did this happen? (in this case: probably for tiktok views) kak (как) = what circumstances led up to this happening? (in this case: she applied makeup to her nose)


PlayingForCheapSkins

German has or rather had this too, but few people understand that nowadays. Wieso weshalb and warum are most common. There is more tho, wozu wofür weswegen and even was can be used in a modern interchangable sense.


DavyJonesTentacles

And people ask me why Reddit is better than any other social media.


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No. No one does that


DavyJonesTentacles

I've had a decent amount of people ask me why I don't just get Tik Tok. Tbf, it's been mostly childish douchebags.


smallsynth

and reddit isnt full of childish douchebags??


clamshellconundrum

Yeah! We work hard to make this site hostile, we deserve some recognition


redhandsblackfuture

Shh, they'll dismiss this as mansplaining


OuterWildsVentures

She tried so hard to sound smart that she missed the point entirely


SippyTurtle

It's so everyone can see she's a clown.


lookoutitscaleb

But WHY?


jokir21

Space Jam DVD


Inquisitor_Gray

Space Jam DVD


Biizod

Space Jam DVD


robotsongs

Space Jam DVD


AtoSaibot

Space Jam DVD


b_t_nd01

Space Jam DVD


BlueLightning888

Space Jam DVD


Andre_3Million

Space Jam DVD


Yusi-D-Jordan

Space Jam DVD


Ack_not

Space Jam DVD


ThrowAwayIguess2424

They asked **why** it is so shiny, not **how**. As in why the fuck is that something you’d put on your face If my boss shows up fully nude except for a ball cage, and I ask why he’s wearing it, I’m not expressing interest in the engineering behind how the locking mechanism works


DancingAroundFlames

That’s where ya messed up. It’s quite intricate actually. Here, let me get a better angle


OnlyOneReturn

Nothing on one, moving onto two we got a little bump there


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Citrous241

Anyone who refers to the opposite sex as a different species just sounds like an incel.


OkAd1672

Speeshies


aSquirrelAteMyFood

These "womansplaning" speeches are so annoying.


Aboredgoat

I hate both of those terms. It’s just an ad hominem wrapped in an insult. ā€œYou’re bad and you’re bad because of your genderā€. Of course it’s much easier to criticize it and actually gain traction when it’s the woman version, so thank you.


PristineRide57

>ā€œYou’re bad and you’re bad because of your genderā€. Just upgrade ur gender, pussy. Transcend petty internet squabbles and enter posthuman territorialism


the_friendly_one

When I finish all the male quests, I'll switch genders and do all the female quests.


Loud-Cheesecake-2766

"men are the problem, not me"


youlikeitdaddy

Yeah, women are inferior at everything, what the fuck does she think she’s going to tell me?


wait_whats_illegal

Ayo using "female species" would get me into the top 10 worst misogynists list


Rlp_811

beat me to it


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4thelasttimeIMNOTGAY

Yes Yes it is


frickuranders

U gay bro?


GreenScREEndEAth

Was the question : Is that rusty cage??


Heybitchitsme

Oh - you mean the guy that did Black face and then gaslighted* (gaslit?) his Black friend when he said he was deeply upset and disappointed by his actions? Edit: removed name because I don't know his level of personal presence in media.


Prestigious_Oven4492

You’re telling me the guy who got famous making songs about stabbing a knife between his fingers isn’t an upstanding paragon of justice and virtue?


Heybitchitsme

No, I'm pointing out that the dirtbag that tries/tried to make a name for himself off blues music is a hypocritical, racist little shitball.


Prestigious_Oven4492

I’m shocked, I tell you. Shocked. /s People who can’t tell Rusty is a dirtbag need to put a couple more points in insight. He’s an entertaining dirtbag though.


Heybitchitsme

Except he's not. His work is derivative and he only does things for shock value. The one possibly ok creative endeavor was his comic book and that didn't really seem to go anywhere. So you can support him all you want but that doesn't stop people from recognizing he's a shitty person who unapologetically does shitty things even if it punches down on his close friends.


PEDALINEO

Say what you will, but his Noose Song is pretty funny


Prestigious_Oven4492

Never said I support him, I’ve just seen his stuff around the internet. Not subbed on any platform. You clearly spend more time thinking about him than I do.


MattyXarope

Having known him before the knife game, this is least egregious thing he's ever done lol. Scratch the surface and you'll find wayyyy more.


pitb0ss343

Ah yes the classic ā€œperson asks a genuine question and gets attacked for itā€


meexley2

ā€œThe male speciesā€ Ew


mienaikoe

Same energy as ā€œfemalesā€


Goat1416

those femoids amIright


Other-Bridge2036

I hate that the internet has weirded me out to use the word female


TheWolf1242

No, the same energy as females would be males. 2 parts of the same species. What the Ringling brothers' albino biped rudolph in the video does is seperate it out into 2 different species, with her tone being used to indicate a superiority over the male species thereby putting the two on unequal footing and dehumanizing one. Using the term females is simply a gender, not a dehumanization, not a species differentiation.


MiloReyes-97

I've seen some of her stuff before, she's usually pretty funny and chill...no idea what this was about. I think she's doing a Bit?


vampire5381

Honestly, I've seen her stuff too and she is unbearable and cringe to me. Edit: auto correct changed too to to


not-a_fed

It's a bit. She's terribly unfunny.


GnomeBoy_Roy

Wow what a killer cardigan, I need it


maximumtesticle

https://www.amazon.com/Maener-Sweaters-Graffti-Cardigan-Closure/dp/B09N8YLC4T


GnomeBoy_Roy

Absolute legend


Socio_Scorpio

Grandma fit


GnomeBoy_Roy

Wanna get swagged out like MeeMaw


BunInTheSun27

r/oldhagfashion


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BunInTheSun27

Bot don’t expose me like this


shorty6049

Yo , your profile pic kind of looks like me as a baby


GnomeBoy_Roy

You were a gnome as a baby?


shorty6049

More of like a troll kinda thing... Different color hat but the same overall vibe


EveryNickNameTaken

Indeed. Gnot a gnoblin or a gnelf.


smut_butler

Yeah that thing is actually pretty dope.


IlikecatsNstuffs

Came here to comment this. I want it so bad!


OMGBeckyStahp

Yea, like what former school secretary grandma’s closet did she raid for this gem?!


Enderjora

He didn't ask "How is your nose so shiny?" He asked "**Why** is your nose so shiny?"


ZexRon

Rusty Cage my beloved


theblackshruikan

I came for that, i see you are the only one that mentioned him, i guess he is not that known after all. Cant wait to see his lemon cutter when its done!


De_rp_Le_De_rp

It will be the best lemonade stand to ever exist


yyyusuf31

Never knew he had tik tok


__T0MMY__

Oh shit, the knife song guy?


Necozuru

Yes


SirLigmas

Is that Rudolph?


ThatHexnetic

If you meet a girl with this specific lisp, be sure to not


LetterFirst7831

to not what?? not what ??!!


daveceriel

You just don't


buttercream-gang

Do not the girl


SolidPrysm

Please do not the cat


Astonedwalrus13

Don’t tell me what to do


admins69kids

Not telling what to do. Only what to do not.


Proper-Atmosphere

She killed them before they could finish


__T0MMY__

It's too late, a girl with that specific lisp found


RubbyPanda

Idk what I'm not supposed to do and I'm too afraid to ask


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"modern cosmetics" I don't know where she lives but I see very few girls walking around with a fucking christmas light on their nose


midgetsinheaven

It's literally "online" girls who do this. Once in a while I'll run into a girl who has a full face of camera makeup on and it looks awful in real life.


NuttyDuckyYT

bro just say highlighter its ok 😭😭


ZeroXTML1

She’s misunderstanding the ā€œwhyā€ it’s not a ā€œhow did you do that?ā€ Why it’s a ā€œ*why* did you do that?ā€ Why


not-a_fed

She's a tiktok "comedian/entertainer" and this is a bit. She's not funny at all but very popular. Shes not actually like this.


UpToMyKnees1004

Bruh you saying this subreddit has been bamboozled? Taken the bait? Eaten the onion? Surely they'll never make that mistake again.


RyukShinig4mi

[she's only pretending ](https://i.imgur.com/AmGf6sP.png)


roza_idk

It's just stupid either way


CinnamonBun_Icing

yea the red and white nose trend is dumb, but no one is going to say anything about the terrible XL grandmas fav silly time circus sweater?? \-representative of the male species


Proper-Atmosphere

Leave the cardigan out of this! It’s cute


AnnoyedVaporeon

I think it can look cute, but this is pretty poorly applied. it should be a little touch of highlight no bigger than your pinky on the tip of the nose, not all over it in a big shiny circle lol


Crazy_Is_More_Fun

We're getting closer and closer to full clown makeup


mingJo

Her nose is really oily.


Catlore

If people keep asking, you might be overdoing the shine a bit; if that much shine is intentional, then be cool about it when people ask.


Aidan_Baidan

no shit lady. they are likely asking WHY you applied said product.


EternamD

Levels of smugness and self importance too high


MonkeyBoy32904

ā€œof the male speciesā€ *dies of cringe*


GiggityGiggitygO0

Is that the guy from the knife game


Seandunnion

same guy who wrote the song to it


Purpledurpl202

ā€œMale speciesā€ šŸ¤“


throwaway17197

This lady is the queen of r/wordchewing


rickybobby1013

Cause it’s a bit. She’s not really like that


Cp7067

Damn she was cute till she started talking


General_Specific303

Exact same thought


AzureSkye27

We need a word for the female version of a neckbeard. Terminally online tumblr, all noses must shine.


ShockWave123106

I unfollowed her when I had TikTok because she’s fucking annoying


non-taken-name

Maybe there’s more context behind the original comment, but this could’ve been a much better conversation. ā€œWhy is the tip of your nose so shiny?ā€ ā€œIt’s a makeup thing I did to make my nose look like that.ā€ It didn’t have to be explained so obnoxiously/stupidly. Edit: and if she really wanted to, she could talk about what the product is, how she uses/applies it, etc. That could stretch out the reply a bit longer than just one sentence if she wanted to make a video.


__Judas_

Okay football head but they're just wondering why you'd want to look so stupid on purpose


Icyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Thank you rusty, your efforts are appreciated


SourPatchCandy

Dawg I’m crying this is goodšŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


JohanVonBronx_

I love Rusty


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Poisonpython5719

Yo is that rusty cage?


PanicBlitz

I want to see Green Screen Rusty Cage interact with Green Screen Filthy Frank.


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Thanks rusty!


caiiiitlin

i'm a representative of the female species. i still dont know why i put highlighter on the tip of my nose.


[deleted]

Source is rusty cage


TangeledWool

Bro she tryna out shine Rudolph Also y did she say the male species like bruh Wdym


SyamsulAddenno

Is that rusty cage?


Bro---really

Wow, I hate this person šŸ‘


Accomplished_Joke117

Bitch looks like a child who doesn't realize they have ice cream on their nose


vers-ys

it's so easy as just saying "oh! this is highlighter. i just like my makeup this way."


VLenin2291

Could’ve just said ā€œbecause I made it shinyā€, damn


jerryleebee

As if this is common knowledge. Also, it's not likely obvious to many (certainly not obvious to me) why you'd want your nose to have a shiny tip. WTH?


TheDJReal

Bro just asked a question


wtfdavid-

I love rusty cage


MoNTYpYTHON321

"Male species"


TrueCollector

But..........why


realmonke23

Hold up does she really think that men and women are different species? Turns out she's not so bright minded as you would think pun intended


BiggestLadEver

Yeah but why?


GoOffendYourself

I don’t think she knows what the word species means


Charming-Complex1559

I didn’t know male was a species


jakehosnerf

She got a shirt with pics of herself how vain


FlatheadLakeMonster

Yes we understand it's makeup, we want to know *why*


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idropthemike

Male and female are not species


Zarroc001

Satire


outcastedOpal

Yes. But hwhy? Why would you want your nose to look greasy?


IhleNine

Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.


Automatic-Ad-4663

Kinda like a clown right 🤔


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shorty6049

Just because I'm feeling feisty this afternoon... The cardigan... what's up with this trend where the worse something looks , the cooler it is? Like that's literally just some poorly designed clowns in primary colors and people in the comments are tripping over themselves to get one. I'm not going to argue that its not trendy, because it is... Just like half the younger youtubers I watch are suddenly wearing t-shirts with random company logos, wolves howling at the moon, or those large animal faces that you used to only find at a Zoo gift shop. Its like the more objectively ugly, gawdy, or straight-up corporate something is (giant Champion logo, I'm looking at you) , the more popular it gets. (I'm being a bit hyperbolic here and ultimately people can wear whatever they like, just commenting on the trend I've seen evolving over the past 20+ years) Back when I was in high school, an old Pepsi or ghost busters logo was kind of trendy. now its like random construction companies from the town you grew up in trucker hats.


ElegantDonutNipples

That trend was popular in the 90s. Everything comes back around.


creepyfishman

Why you gotta do soupytime like that


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Key-Combination-8111

She can't just say "it's makeup !" And move on ?


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crazymom1978

Yeah that’s not how modern cosmetics work. You’re not supposed to make yourself look like a bleached Rudolf!


Baltic_Gunner

If you get so cross because someone asks you why your nose is shiny, maybe it's best that you keep your beak matte. For your mental health.


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PabloSexcrowbar

The common term for this is "legbeard"


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u/savevideo


Ogreblack

Apparent shitty attitude toward men. Check Overall vibe of victimhood. Check Shitty weird makeup to not ā€œbe like the other girlsā€. Check Well whaddaya know


Ouka94

Men invented whatever you put on your face


Xoduszero

You’re all distracted by the real issue here… tf is going on with that sweater? It’s terrifying


fabricio77p

enemy of fun


DeezNutsAppreciater

Rudolf the red nose tiktokerrrr….


one_knight_stands

She does that _on purpose_?


Lostcory

These people are insufferable


Slime-Time-4456

Bro they were asking a question…