By - paprikadolce
You're beautiful. I don't understand the hair choice, although honestly you pull it off pretty well. Why is going on with the little braids? Gorgeous eye color. I'd be to stupid shy to approach you but I sure would wish I did.
You look like you might ask me for change outside of 7-Eleven
A lot of people think I'm french! (I'm Italian btw)
Will eat heart post fuck but potentially worth it regardless
This is always everyone's first impression 😂
If David Bowie and Yolandi had a kid.
Honestly, short hair suits you well!
Wowww thank you 🥺
Hahah I do ;)
Cutter, raised by single parent, moved out as a young teenager, doesn’t do drugs but boofs alcohol saturated tampons
A boy bj
Beautiful,different and edgy.
Serious, reliable, dependable.
Appreciate the Safety pins.
Face: 40, body:17
Sexy and gorgeous as hell.
Thank u so much
Honestly stumped about what my first impression would be, in a complimentary way. r/biggerthenyouthought was my first impression but didn’t want to write it until I saw your profile, and noticed you’re body positive
Oh wow you’re not exactly my usual type but i won’t take my eyes off ya
Definitely a feminist and all of the offshoots that follow being a feminist. Meaning all of the stereotypical things that feminists do and are associated with.
That you are a unique individual
Sweetheart your really beautiful and very sexy in short hair you totally excite me
Thank you dearrr
Mine is, you look amazing
I love your hair
My first impression of you is that your OF is worth the money.
Wow you are beautiful and have a very beautiful eye
Thank you !
Art student who likes to be different to all of the other people that all look and dress exactly the same as each other.
Will the real slim shady please stand up
Cancer survivor. In remission
Lesbian but with nice tits
I was going to say that you looked like someone who rebels and doesn't accept any labels or pre-conceptual doctrines towards you but, from reading other comments, I'm now sure I got it all wrong.
That's quite right tbh
Wow your eyes are blondish also.
Subjective, of course.
I’m not a big fan of short hair on a women.
But do what makes you happy, that’s all that matters.
Black belt in Karen-Fu!
"I will somehow lose my job or end up in court as a result of seemingly innocuous conversation with this person."
You look sad.
To avoid conversation or eye contact with you
You look cold
Thug rose with tits
How sad are you?
Not so much, it's just my face lol
Ahh, all good then :)
A tattoo artist
Slim and Shady.
Can I have your attention please. Will the real slim Shady. Please stand up
Very very beautiful sexy lady
You’re a part-time middle school art teacher. You just moved to Denver, shaved your head, and bleached your hair and eyebrows for the first time to shake off the dreary feeling of doom your ex-girlfriend left you. You moved mid pandemic to avoid this girl because she was toxic - therefor - bleached hair + eyebrows. You are a 5th wave feminist who is hip with gen z and you are fairly good at two TikTok dances at least + TikTok transitions. Your pronouns are she/they. You almost never ask anyone to call you “they” though, because you really don’t care that much.
100% you are beautiful. Great bone structure.
My brain read this to me with BoJack Horseman's voice.
I love it hahaha, thank you btw!
You produced all of that from a picture. Goddamn!
And two blunts tbh
You like the musical Rent
And you also look like someone I’d be jealous of
Model, rebel, artist, cool, edgy, someone everyone wants to be friends with
Stands up for herself, not afraid to be honest! Love the buzz cut btw!
that's a nice buzz cut!
rebel ( ꈍᴗꈍ)
Albino? You look like you could be a model.
I am a model actually :)
Confident and beautiful... but a little vulnerable too perhaps.
Has an OnlyFans and a mental illness. Both of which then point to having a poor relationship with male or father figures as a child
You are smart and emotional, you are independent and always think too much.
You feel insecure in your mind. You are full power at first but burning up quickly after while.
You are an ultra feminist
First impression is that if you grow that party mullet in the back about 6-12 inches longer, it would be no longer a party, but a music festival.
Future serial killer
I think you’re beautiful!
Not in the same state of mind or history, I don't want to insult you.
In your 20s. You’re some sort of artist, probably lesbian and feminist too. You play the drums in a band with your friends. Your heart is kind. You apply healthy habits in your life. You like wine.
Almost everything correct! (Except I am the singer and I like boys at the moment)
Lol you're not the first one to say that
Annie Lennox younger and softer sister.
You look like a model with your distinct features
Yes I am!
Me too!Are you signed to anyone? Also are you on ig?
Hardcore badass, doesn’t take shit from nobody and definitely a feminist 🙂
You got it lool
Natural… and beautiful 🌹🌹🌹