I was just as baffled until I read this explanation
Apparently I live under a rock because everyone else seems to get it, and there’s no way everyone here is getting it if you know what I mean
https://old.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/79vdku/am_i_24m_overreacting_or_is_this_enough_reason_to/
It's the top post of all time. The next 7 or so are either about Josh Gordon or AB.
My favorite part of revisiting old threads are the names of players I haven’t seen in a while and/or players with a different value today (e.g. OP labeling his girlfriend as the “Stefon Diggs of girlfriends”)
I only know what a Nor'Easter is because of the book "the perfect storm". Other than that book i hate everything about Massachusetts particularly the people from there.
And that post that was long and super detailed about the weather implications for a game. And everyone was just like uh, they’re playing in a dome. Lol
I’m in the middle of planning to move across the country and this little voice in my head is telling me that it’s going to be a top 5 dumb thing I’ve ever done. I’m pretty sure it’s fine though. What could go wrong?
Tbh it's a dark horse for most-upvoted post all-time on this sub lol. Only thing holding it down is he dropped it at the worst possible time, late night EST
I remember the line from that post that essentially said "every time this player has scored 2 TDs, he's followed it up with another 2 TD game", which implies a never-ending chain of 2 TD games stretching into infinity lol
[Think this one gets overlooked too] (https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/di0tr0/what_are_some_things_you_do_while_waiting_for)
These replies make me want to leave Reddit. Like, it’s not even one of those “accidentally posted an innocent question in a sex subreddit” posts.
Literally everyone here is just giggling at the word muff and *trying* to make clever quips referencing vaginas.
Theoretically yes. However most apps, like sleeper, consider all fumbles “forced fumbles”.
I did a stupid amount of research on this one night before the season.
I quickly read the title and thought “you know, that’s a good question. Does it count as a fumble?”
And then I saw all the awards the post got and said “wait a minute…”
And then he smells the end zone again, he's out scoring touchdowns. Then he's back to the locker room for some more full penetration. Smells end zone. Back to the locker room, full penetration. Touchdowns. Penetration. Touchdowns. Full penetration. Touchdowns. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 60 or so minutes until the game just sort of ends.
As always, depends on your league. In deeper leagues, scoring can work totally different, making D more important to hold.
The most important part in game, though, is good coverage. You really can't afford a momentum shift late in the game as defense gets worn and running it up the middle in the C gap becomes easier, especially in inclement conditions.
Typically a muff will get you some positives but they have been shown to lead down a negative path as well. I’d probably defer this to someone with muff experience
First ballot hall of fame post on this sub
(To genuinely answer your question though I don’t think a muffed punt would count as a special teams forced fumble since it wasn’t actually forced by someone? A special teams forced fumble in my mind is a guy punches the ball out during the return)
Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor.
Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.
I think if your team forces a muffin and recovers, you get points for a fumble recovery. If your team drops the ball and recovers, should be nothing happens
No clue. I spend all my time playing fantasy football
Just dive right in.
As Adam Levitan puts it, we are all just Stat Sheet Virgins.
Wait is that not how you spell muffed kicks or whatever?
Muff is another word for pussy lmao this cracked me up
I was just as baffled until I read this explanation Apparently I live under a rock because everyone else seems to get it, and there’s no way everyone here is getting it if you know what I mean
You gotta ask [Mingey](https://youtu.be/AKIqjsG2W1k).
What like a cat?
Im glad I wasnt the only one who initially thought muffed kick though lol, don’t really hear the word often enough in that context
I’ve never experienced a muff, not sure how it would affect me
I’d say it’s a thing worth experiencing
Next mod right here!
They can ruin your life my man
Mods, leave it
He's gotta learn eventually right?
Not in my Christian Subreddit!
You leave our lord and PPR savior McCaffrey out of this, good sir!
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Right in front of my salad?
How am I supposed to explain this to my kids?
Prepare yourself for the *60 Year Old Virgin* Somebody's gotta fuck him eventually. Right??
Butt fumbled.
Is that the sequel?
This has to go in the /r/fantasyfootball HoF alongside throwing a football in a parking lot and posting for relationship advice.
What is this if not posting for relationship advice?
Link to the 2nd one?
https://old.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/79vdku/am_i_24m_overreacting_or_is_this_enough_reason_to/ It's the top post of all time. The next 7 or so are either about Josh Gordon or AB.
Amazing, thanks!
My favorite part of revisiting old threads are the names of players I haven’t seen in a while and/or players with a different value today (e.g. OP labeling his girlfriend as the “Stefon Diggs of girlfriends”)
Damn it's been 5 years already since that where the fuck has the time gone
Where’s the first one?
https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/e11zyn/do_not_play_dak_foxborough_is_freezing_pouring/
I only know what a Nor'Easter is because of the book "the perfect storm". Other than that book i hate everything about Massachusetts particularly the people from there.
And that post that was long and super detailed about the weather implications for a game. And everyone was just like uh, they’re playing in a dome. Lol
The more you fuck around ...
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Let the boy watch.
He needs to learn
I’m absolutely fucking dead from this comment lmao
This is going to be an all time post isnt tit?
Nobody really knows but their power is immense
All my stupidest decisions happened because of muffs
Mine, too. But, there was usually a lot of liquor involved also...
Unironically I don't drink that much. Only time I regularly drank alcohol was because of a muff-haver who partied a lot
"a muff-haver" 💀
Weed for me 😂🤷🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️
I’m in the middle of planning to move across the country and this little voice in my head is telling me that it’s going to be a top 5 dumb thing I’ve ever done. I’m pretty sure it’s fine though. What could go wrong?
I almost moved to another country bro
I was driving one time and I thought to myself, “hey it’s a full sun today!”
Wow, that's rough.
OP shouldn't worry though. The fumble won't affect him until 9 months from now
Unfortunately there was a break down in the protection and it just squirted right out.
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative.
I dunno, but I'd suspect Jimmy Garoppolo leads the league in them
Did you see him in that suit? Master of Muffets
Just don't pull those strings.
Thought it was Gardner Minshew.
This is Reddit. No one knows
You know, when you, like, you grab a woman's breast and it's... and you feel it and... it feels like a bag of sand when you're touching it.
Wait, are you a virgin?
This is Reddit.
No, this is Patrick.
Actually, THIS IS SPARTA!!!!
I just got a little messy
you've never been to r/muff ?
Zach Wilson is the #1 QB in my points per muff league. I’d try to see if you can send a package deal.
For starting QBs sure. But Gardner Minshew actually has the highest muff % in the league when you look at it as a hole.
Worth considering that Jimmy G's Muff DVOA is miles ahead of those two and statistically he's much more likely to land in the muff on a given week.
>package deal.
Milf muff must score triple.
This should be fun to watch
Tbh it's a dark horse for most-upvoted post all-time on this sub lol. Only thing holding it down is he dropped it at the worst possible time, late night EST
Nothing can beat the guy accidentally posting about relationship advice
The weather report on US bank stadium post was also a historic r/FF moment.
I remember the line from that post that essentially said "every time this player has scored 2 TDs, he's followed it up with another 2 TD game", which implies a never-ending chain of 2 TD games stretching into infinity lol [Think this one gets overlooked too] (https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/di0tr0/what_are_some_things_you_do_while_waiting_for)
Hilarious that the link in your post is still completely relevant, three years later.
Price of the brick goin up is up there as well
The guy who correctly predicted the rise of Latavius Murray out of thin air was a fun one.
Yeah, that post should be in the Library of Congress lol
The replies that actually give proper relationship advice in fantasy football terms are great.
Better than in the relationship subs
Even a lot of the joke replies were better than the legit advice in the relationship subs
Whoa can you link it?
You can just sort by top posts all time lol I hope you like Josh Gordon and AB
https://www.reddit.com/r/fantasyfootball/comments/79vdku/am_i_24m_overreacting_or_is_this_enough_reason_to/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
got damn I've been here for five years also thank you for this
Dropped it at the worst possible time? So... He "muffed" it?
no new posts till tomorrow. we need everybody to see this in the morning
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You should ask your parents about that.
Nobody knows, but it's provocative
It really gets the people goin’
You see son, when a man loves a woman
Can't keep his mind on nothing else.
He'd trade the world For the good thing he's found
Not in my league. No trades ever. No buy highs, no sell lows.
Thought this was r/relationshipadvice for a minute there
The highest rated post of all time here was accidental relationship advice.
I am intimately familiar with how muffs work, just ask your mom
Zach Wilson?
Not to defend him or anything but no way this is his ACCOUNTability talking
Zach Wilson avgs 2.77” per play so this dudes mom better hope he knows his way around a muff dive
It’s never awkward asking your mom how muffs work. OP should go ahead
Muffed punts aren't forced fumbles so I don't think they would get a point unless the defense recovered it
Something tells me you’ll be the only person to actually answer this question 😂
Thank you for answering the question.
These replies make me want to leave Reddit. Like, it’s not even one of those “accidentally posted an innocent question in a sex subreddit” posts. Literally everyone here is just giggling at the word muff and *trying* to make clever quips referencing vaginas.
Somebody made some jokes. Time to leave Reddit because I can't handle them
Why would anyone come to this subreddit to have fun? This is Fantasy Football! It is a serious matter!!
HOW DARE YOU BRING PUNS INTO MY MAKE BELIEVE SPORT!
Damn bro, why do you wanna see conversation muffled
This website just might not be for you.
...or maybe yall are just the future of the cringe sub content. 420 69 hahaha nice bro!
Theoretically yes. However most apps, like sleeper, consider all fumbles “forced fumbles”. I did a stupid amount of research on this one night before the season.
A muff is not classified as a fumble at all. No possession was established.
Oh, you know what, that's correct. My mistake. If possession is established then what I said above applies.
Stop punting muffs please
Sit down son, we need to have a discussion.
Dive into em
You don't get any points but you tell all your friends that you did. If they're good friends they'll pretend to believe you.
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I've heard some players are awarded extra points for muff diving, but that is too advanced for me.
I quickly read the title and thought “you know, that’s a good question. Does it count as a fumble?” And then I saw all the awards the post got and said “wait a minute…”
Muff cabbage
Agree, but, then again, I've never been to Jersey.
It's just... it's just a Jersey thing
Nice muff
If I knew, I wouldn’t be single.
According to South Park, slap the titties around a bit, then stick it in 'er and pee
Your lineup needs to be meatier if it's getting ruined by a single muff
You’d be surprised how powerful a single muff can be
Rumor has it storks are involved
Uncle Junior’s in the muff
Nephew.
I too would like to know if my team not only gets credit for the muff but also for muff diving.
Finally, it's my time to shine.
Russell Wilson?
No chance Russ calls it a muff. You just know he calls it a love flower or lady garden.
🤢 Thanks buddy.
Hardest I’ve laughed in a minute ngl
Big muff.
Super fuzz...
Excuse me?
You just made me spit out my water laughing
You stick it in and out and in and out and in and out. And then you repeat. And repeat and repeat. Don’t fumble in the end zone.
Or celebrate too early...
Definitely don’t do anything to get called for unsportsmanlike conduct. Taunting is fair game though
And then he smells the end zone again, he's out scoring touchdowns. Then he's back to the locker room for some more full penetration. Smells end zone. Back to the locker room, full penetration. Touchdowns. Penetration. Touchdowns. Full penetration. Touchdowns. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 60 or so minutes until the game just sort of ends.
Oh fuck I’m gonna fucking fumble.
As always, depends on your league. In deeper leagues, scoring can work totally different, making D more important to hold. The most important part in game, though, is good coverage. You really can't afford a momentum shift late in the game as defense gets worn and running it up the middle in the C gap becomes easier, especially in inclement conditions.
No league will count a muff as a fumble.
I'm just commenting so I can find myself in a year when this is the most upvoted post all time
Muffs had their heyday in the 80s. You were born too late, son.
No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative… it gets the people going!
*Sir, this is a Wendy's*
Are we really not doing phrasing anymore?
I have successfully procreated and I still don’t have a complete grasp of how muffs work and the power they have over us.
Hey look at mister big time procreating over here
Caught that humble-brag, there, didn’t you?
If you find the muff let us know
Idk but suddenly I don’t wanna play fantasy football anymore
Idk do I look like a mechanic to you?
Typically a muff will get you some positives but they have been shown to lead down a negative path as well. I’d probably defer this to someone with muff experience
Giggity
You ain't seen nothin till you're down cuz a muffin means you won't see a change in your score.
Uncle June’s in the muff.
PM me OP, I will help explain in great detail.
First ballot hall of fame post on this sub (To genuinely answer your question though I don’t think a muffed punt would count as a special teams forced fumble since it wasn’t actually forced by someone? A special teams forced fumble in my mind is a guy punches the ball out during the return)
Contrary to popular believe, the word muff is not associated with hair at all. Instead, the word "muff" is an inoffensive, slang word for a vagina. Muffs can range from dainty and tight to floppy and roast beef colored. Some muffs smell fishy or sweaty, and others smell like skin or roses. Some muffs are hairy, others are bare, and some have razor burn or ingrown hairs. Females (and transexuals) of all ages have muffs. There are baby muffs and grandma muffs. Most muffs have a week of bleeding, unless the owner is on some sort of contraceptive (see: Depovera, Seasonal). It is also the root word for Muffdiver, Muffed, and Muffdoctor. Jan decided to go on birth control because the muffdoctor said that it would prevent pregnancy, cramping, and that weird smell coming from her muff.
Usually you have to pay the stripper extra for muff talk.
a muff counted as a fumble for a gambling parlay i had, but the key word here might be "forced" fumble
Is this some sort of "birds and the bees" question?
Nice
Someday we’ll figure it out
Bubblegum ice cream?!
Weird flex, but okay.
Muff will be running for President in 2024
For me they usually catch me by surprise and ruin the mood
No muff is too tough
Typically it only counts if the player dives into it.
you can't just blitz the muff. You have to finesse it so you can get the play off, if you're in the backfield you've gone too far
Usually there are a bunch of guys trying to get on top of it
I give muffs +6 in my league.
You put em on your ears so they don't get cold.
Do you have any idea what you’ve done to yourself by posting this OP? Lmfao
Ask Zach Wilson
I just put them around my head to keep my ears warm.
Are you Talking football?
I've fumbled the muff a few times and now I've got 4 kids!
Now, don't go getting soft on me this summer. You know, you're sitting around the pool all day, chasing the muff around.
An age old question that we've been trying to figure out for centuries...
I believe I can help
I think if your team forces a muffin and recovers, you get points for a fumble recovery. If your team drops the ball and recovers, should be nothing happens
Let's dispell the notion that /u/Mustard_Jam doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
A forced fumble means you have to force it with physical contact. You can’t force a muff, just ask Harvey Weinstein.
11/22/22 is the day that r/fantasyfootball peaked, we can close the sub now
Man, maybe I know muff better than I thought. All of a sudden my wife said we have a baby on the way… so, maybe I can help?