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MrBigWang420

Spirit? United?!!


SolarSailorFlynn

if it's United, I hope they don't beat him up and drag him off


TuaTurnsdaballova

It’s not like he’s a doctor or something! He’ll be fine…


segfawlt

If it's Spirit, I hope it makes it there


SlimBreazy

Like they say, “don’t fly Spirit if you don’t want to become a spirit.”


Blue_jalapeno

Is that what they say? How many crashes do they have under their belt? I fly them all the time and they're no different than any other airline other than there are no TVs...


slickrick6777

Nah never heard about it being unsafe. Just that the flight itself sucks lol.


MesoPotato7

Travel on US airlines is basically the safest thing a human can do over the past decade. 2 individual freak fatalities since 2009 and that's it. No crashes resulting in fatalities for 13 years now. It's safer flying on a US airline than sitting on your couch watching TV.


Future-Solution-994

Spirit has 0 crashes


tx180

Mike Tyson gonna do that for them


Sweggyp69

Was in a deep sleep on a united flight and this fight attendant just yelled right in my face to take my bag out of the aisle. My bag was sticking out like an inch. I’ll still fly with them but like wtf are you flight attendants problems.


better-every-day

Vegas to Nashville is almost definitely southwest


bossman_k

Jesus, that flight has to be half bachelorette parties heading one way and half bachelor parties heading the other


Soupreem

If he’s flying Spirit he’s probably going to have to sit on the wing and hold on


Louie-Lecon-Don

My spirit flight got delayed from 8 pm to 3 am the next morning, suffice to day he fly spirit he not making the post game interview for the game lol


cowboys5xsbs

Allegiant


RLDN106

RIP Zamir White Hype Train 2022 - 2022


usernamechecksout315

9/24/22 - 9/24/22


mackinoncougars

.1 Mooches


Irish3538

9/24/22 8am - 9/24/22 5pm


peoplepersonmanguy

1 waiver cut off and that's all that counts.


becomplete

Dude in one of my 12-team leagues dropped Jahan Dotson for White this morning. It's the equivalent of "stop hitting yourself in the face."


MacDaddyJones

Wow ain’t that some shit 😅


beigereige

These DFS Lineups in shambles


MikeyA6790

Sorry fellas, I just put Zeus in my starting lineup. I ruined it for everyone


kx2UPP

A little premature lol


Theofeus

Who were supposed to be your running backs if that’s the case?


MacDaddyJones

Apollo and Poseidon


Macktologist

I should have seen this thread 45 minutes ago. F.


GimbalLocks

Can anyone sittin next to him in coach throw a football in the cabin


burnerbutnotreally1

I'm sure he's traveling in economy


captaincumsock69

Probably luggage compartment


johnbenwoo

Pretzels or Biscoff?? The people need to know


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You all can thank me. I sacrificed my flight ticket to get Josh on board as the flight was completely full. I am now waiting at the airport for the airline to provide me hotel accommodation for a day.


medusamadonna

I so want to believe this


Rock_Type

Believe it or not, I was there myself. u/arbitrary87 and I are buddies and were flying out of Vegas. We have a friend there that just bought a house and works in construction. The desk folks were going around trying to be discreet about it. It was hilarious because even if you didn’t know who Josh Jacobs was, the ripped as fuck dude in a hoodie with a luxury watch and a bodyguard suggested he was somebody important. After we gave up our seats, he came over to thank us personally. I have him in two leagues, so I jokingly suggested he get a couple touchdowns this weekend to thank me. He smiled and said “Nah man. If I score more than 9 points in half ppr, I’ll violate my contract with the devil and get traded to New York.” Flabbergasted, I asked which New York team, and he just yelled back from the boarding line “Exactly.”


medusamadonna

Gonna be honest I was half expecting this to be a shittymorph lol


Funkythingsyoudo

100% was certain this was gonna lead up to that one time the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell


mnblackfyre410

Is this handmade fresh pasta?


GOAT718

There’s only one NY team, super bowl favorite!


Tengoatuzui

I believe this and expecting him to get 16 points this week before giving me 9 for the next 3 weeks


TheSpaceWhalers

Thank you


Fmbounce

But tell me you at least got $500 compensation


iancameron

Incoming 15/60/0! 😍😍😍


TheRealestRealtor

Lol you made me want to sit him for Jeff Wilson with this comment


Courtlessjester

The Autumn Wind is a SuperSpreader


master_derp343

Just want you to know that at least one person out here appreciates this high quality comment. Burst out laughing and almost woke up my kid


oppo-taco

Enjoy that coach plane ride.


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San_Diego_Chargers_

He didn't emit any carbon, it's the planes fault


burnerbutnotreally1

He used to be homeless, I'm sure he can deal with it


gotsky123

He’s flying private per his gf


iWesTCoastiN

What?? How?? Didn’t you read the tweet from earlier? His only option was to fly commercial since Marc Davis is a poor (almost) billionaire!


gotsky123

A lot of filthy rich don’t buy planes even though they could. They opt to charter when in need. It’s actually really easy


iWesTCoastiN

I know it was a joke about the tweet that was just posted before this.


humboldtreign

Rich people know other rich people.


plzbereasonable

He DoEsNt OwN a PrIvaTe PlAnE sO JaCoBs hAs To FlY cOmMeRcIaL - what a horrible take from that guy. He needs fired


weeblojones

Benching for guy fieri


mnblackfyre410

That pickup is the bomb.com


oddmarauder

Josh Jacobs currently on a jet plane to Flavor Town


JRitzyy

Do I start him or Henderson?


ApocolipseJ

I’m starting Hendo with no qualms, check back with me in a day


coleyjo9

This flu game story is too good, gotta start Jacobs


kx2UPP

Brooo LFG


abippityboop

I'm probably still going to bench him for Jeff Wilson just to be safe


Dr_Sciencehauer

Jacobs or Dillon is my dilemma!


infinite-murgle

Right there with you. Let’s check in with each other tomorrow morning?


infinite-murgle

I’m feeling jacobs today!!


LordTreat

Jeff Wilson, Josh Jacobs, & Henry are my RB1 , RB2, & FLEX


AppaThaSkyBison

Same, what could go wrong?


FightingLasagna24

Dropping white


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FightingLasagna24

Why? Explain


Pnut1221

And show your work


Swichts

Ugh. Your comment took me back to a place I never wanted to remember. Take your upvote


attackondentin1

Hope he has enough leg room. Need those bad boys to be stretched and ready!


1ouie_

Reports stated he was sick tho..? Edit: Clearly people can recover from being sick but enough to play a full game?


ClintonWrong

Sometimes people recover.


Theofeus

And like most sicknesses, it goes away. We will see if he plays tomorrow but people have certainly been sick and then played later that same week


1ouie_

You're right, but he didn't practice Thursday. Hopefully three days was enough time for him to recover.


AleroRatking

He was. My guess is he is starting to feel better.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

Flu game time


walshurmouthout

Shit now I gotta decide if I flex him


CurlyBill03

Damn cut Logan Thomas for Zamir, hope I can get him back


NickFF2326

Trying to decide between him and AJ Dillon


dude_jc_00

Same exact situation. The TB defense scares me, but none of the WR being healthy is a plus for Dillon. I’m super torn on this.


jgreever3

I’m trying to decide between JRob and Aaron Jones for my flex. Feel like Tampa can really focus on the RBs with no WR threats


PoorlyLitKiwi2

As someone being forced to start Jacobs, I wish I had Dillon to play instead, if that helps


blindduck01

Jacobs or Pierce?


BumpyChuckles71

I’m in the exact same spot. Kinda leaning Pierce just to be safe. Plus the matchup is good vs Bears weak run defence.


nomdreas

That’s what I’m doing!


forde250

Fuuuuk


sunnyPorangedrank

Pollard or Josh jacobs?


johnH963

I'm in the same predicament. I swapped Pollard in after Jacobs went questionable. I guess we wait until tomorrow to see what the extent of this illness is before throwing him back into the lineup. If he goes, I think you start him.


sunnyPorangedrank

I agree, Josh Jacobs has great usage and these past 2 weeks have been his floor


bbk34

Every commercial flight from Las Vegas to Nashville has arrived today so I wonder if he’s actually coming from Vegas or if he’s on a connecting flight


zc256

So if he does play are we concerned about workload? Should I pivot to Etienne?


RideTheStache

No you go with the undisputed RB1 on his team


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RideTheStache

Who's that? Jacobs is sitting at 4.3 rn


PoorlyLitKiwi2

He's also looked fantastic this year, very explosive on his runs


gunbladerookie

A limited starter is still much better than a backup RB


Inevitable_Push_9591

Obviously would start Jacobs, but you guys are way too ignorant on Etienne. He’s had only 2 games in the NFL and has looked pretty good so far. He’s been way more efficient with his touches than Jrob. You guys realize Etienne has only ~20-30 less yards than Robinson on about 1/4th of the touches he has? He has more value than Robinson in any ppr league. Unless you actually think Jrob is on some historic 15+ rushing touchdown pace, I think we’ll see ETN become more valuable as the season goes on and the Jags face negative game scripts.


gunbladerookie

Are you just going to ignore what Robinson has done the last 2 years? He’s been elite and he’s still very good and getting very good usage. He’s clearly the starter, which means Etienne has little value right now.


PoorlyLitKiwi2

An RB averaging 8 points a game with no TDs absolutely has value. Robinson and Etienne seem like Chubb and Hunt lite


Inevitable_Push_9591

The two years are pretty much irrelevant when you tear your Achilles and when Etienne wasn’t healthy. What about Robinson has been elite so far this year? He’s scored 3 touchdowns through 2 weeks and that’s clearly giving everyone a hard on in this sub when he was a late round pick. I don’t think I got some crazy return, but I traded Robinson for Etienne and Schultz and I’m really happy with it long term. I picked up Jrob as a FA and I’ll probably never start him.


norse95

He’s getting all the touches right now, if that changes then the outlook on both of them will change


gunbladerookie

He’s been absolutely fine if you watch him play. It doesn’t look like he’s lost a step at all. And Robinson is a FAR better runner than Etienne and a solid pass catcher. There is zero reason to give etienne more playing time, which caps his upside


2WhomAreYouListening

Who is Etienne? Is that the guy who got all the off-season hype, went in the early 4th round, and was immediately replaced by a surprisingly healthy and effective JRob on a team that doesn’t know how to utilize his talents and therefore ignores him?


mluna24

Effective?? I can tell you haven’t actually watched either of their games.


2WhomAreYouListening

Pretty effective for a guy coming back from an ACL tear. Looks much better than Cam Akers…


Stlblues1516

I’m not saying Robinson has been bad, but that is a pretty low bar to set to be considered “effective”


BlackGuyFawkes

I’m in the same conundrum lol


basedairman

Probably benching him for zeke


PresidentDannyGlover

Me too but grudgingly… Zeke has been worthless.


lalaelrat

I really hope he is on some commercial flight coughing all over the place


Donut_Uchme

Fake news according to jj


TruthfulCartographer

Questionable cus Zachary Cunningham, David Long, and big Jeff gonna EATTT


leeal34

thank you lord


whobroughtmehere

Hope someone drove him to the airport


Mete11uscimber

Are there any prop bets out there that include Jacobs? I can't find any and it wouldn't surprise me if they don't want to touch that.


iamfragile

If Josh Jacobs doesn’t play, should we start Zamir White over Pollard 😏


MightBeYourMomma

Jacobs, Henderson, or CPatt?


19k-wal82

I'll pass. A dude so sick he didn't practice all week or fly out with the team. It's your time to shine Raheem Mostert.


Zeke_freek

He sucks so who cares lol


RandyJohnsonsBird

Fuckn A! I badly need him to play. Edit: sentence structure


First_West_4227

Was hoping he would sit so that I could stash him in IR for a week or two 😏