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What is your favorite original song in Family Guy?

What is your favorite original song in Family Guy?

s-a-c-c

You have aids!


doctor-rumack

Not HIV but full blown AIDS.


Necessary-Ad3576

🎶Maybe you got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here…🎶


K1llerF0xGaming

🎶Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here 🎶


Necessary-Ad3576

🎶It isn’t clear! But you have AIDS. Not HIV but full blown AIDS. Be sure that you see, that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS! Yes full blown AIDS! You’ve got the AIIIIIIDS.🎶


Braydawg9

The only acceptable answer.


YummyTerror8259

Iraq lobster


GrumpyPidgeon

Death to America! And BUTTER SAUCE!


BrawlFan_1

Don’t kill me, I’m still alive!


M_Ali_S_S

Don't *boil* me , I think


BenRaphCosplay

You are correct.


dambalidbedam

And the visuals are also awesome on this one. That lobster could move alright. I some times wake up to it in my head


Acf0211

Down syndrome girl


Pukimonkey

I like it too! It’s a great tune and musical like. Can we all agree Seth’s voice is incredible? Surprised he never did Broadway.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

The song was good but that episode was awful. The only amusing part was Peter pretending to be psychic. **Announcer voice:** Do you wanna see wacky antics. Well, you ain't getting that. Watch Chris date this boring girl who is too bossy. Chris and Stewie trying to survive in the woods would have been more exciting than a bland love interest.


Vulpine_Empress

The only thing I liked about that episode is that the voice actress for the girl has Down's irl.


FrameofMind--

Cowboy buttsex | Short, staright to point, hella hilarious


Vespasian79

Sod-uh-meh-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Come on everybody, Sod-uh-meh-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sod-uh-meh-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Sodomy


musicaldigger

i just rewatched recently on hulu and the line was gay sex, was that some kind of censored version?


FrameofMind--

Yup, the hulu version of the song is edited, look up the song on youtube for the real vesrion


Basuita

Can't Touch Me. Do the Peter Griffin bump..... Except for you, you can touch me. Kills me everytime.


ivegotthreedollars

The FCC song


Sitcom_kid

The FCC ruins everything about the job I had at the time it was on. We all loved that song, we even played it for people who don't watch Family Guy.


Demetraes

Fun fact, even the FCC enjoyed that song


Sitcom_kid

It pleases me to hear that they can enjoy things.


Vespasian79

My 12th grade gov teacher showed us a small clip of this when exposing special interest groups, and told us to watch the rest on our own


Sicko-1980

The poptart song, and the creditcard debt 👍🏻


giveusmorechoices

Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch! I don't even know why you are there!


Necessary-Ad3576

🎶Because I have 35 thousand dollars in credit card debt. When they call I tell them I can’t pay it back yet. *Credit* *card* *debt* Tomorrow I might buy myself a dining room set, or this Boba Fett! Credit card debt. Credit card debt. Credit card debt.🎶


Pukimonkey

A song I’m sure we can all relate to.


Necessary-Ad3576

Sadly so, lol


smallkid919

Both excellent songs! TBH that's probably my favorite episode


Sicko-1980

Mine is the road to europe and to the multiverse..the pie song was good to.


iAmTheRealDeeDee

Why the fuck you brush your teeth at work 🎶


Pukimonkey

Yyyeeesss!!! I wanted a real album after that. Every song was perfect.


lecoach100

Bag of weed.


Necessary-Ad3576

🎶no you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed, ‘cause everything is better with a bag. of. weed🎶


saking1977

Yes! This is always my answer! So catchy!


Pukimonkey

I get more into now that I can smoke legally 😂


Doctor__Beef

‘Christmas Time Is Killing Us’


Riyeko

This song hits home more with the attitudes of people these days. That entire episode was sobering.


BrrrButtery

I absolutely love this one and I love the episode. Think it will be my favourite of all time.


AdEfficient2209

Road to Rhode Island


smolover

does that count as original?


TempleMade_MeBroke

According to the source at the end of this paragraph, the tune is taken from the theme song to Road to Morocco, but since a lot of the songs mentioned in this thread have tunes from other songs with original lyrics, I would consider it original https://familyguy.fandom.com/wiki/Road_to_Rhode_Island_(song)


home800

Give up the toad


Terminatr_

the Terri Schiavo play


Painful_Erection

I **hate** vegetables


RyanTrot

Terry Schiavo is kind of alive-o


ijustin90

hubby and I will frequently ask each other "have you ever put butter on a pop tart?" and then take turns sing-saying the next lines, so I'd have to say the pop-tart song. Followed by credit card debt song, and FCC.


sacredknight327

All I Really Want For Christmas.


Iglovelli

Biggest boy


smallkid919

well he's a big boy he's the biggest boy he's a big big boy


WailingSouls

Fuck yeah you gotta catch a 10 hour loop


raspberry_parfait

For me, the most memorable/best is Thank The Whites


DoubleDare4000

Prom night dumpster baby! You Have AIDS is a close runner up


Necessary-Ad3576

🎶Cause I’m a prom night dumpster baby, I got no mom and dad. My fanny needs a blanket, and somebody to spank it. I miss my mom, but she’s at the prom.🎶


MeltingMachine

I said the exact same two songs, in that order! We should be friends


learnactreform

Buy me a rainbow


FalloveroutNicktatto

I can't poop in strange places


iAmTheRealDeeDee

I can only poop in my home 🎶


FalloveroutNicktatto

I have left stewie with strangers


iAmTheRealDeeDee

To satisfy my fecal neeeeds


BlissfulEating

Butt-paste on my button!


giveusmorechoices

Mommy drinks wine in the dark.


Necessary-Ad3576

🎶Smear it on my button for the fire down below-o-ow. Butt paste on my button. Butt paste on my button. Smear it on my button ‘cause it quells and soothes me soooo🎶


BlissfulEating

Bahahahaha yeessssss!


nxxrac1

TRAIN ON THE WATER BOAT ON THE TRACK!!!


makoto20

And you have JAMES WOODS


actuallyzer0

down syndrome girl, i dream of a republican town, the freakin' fcc, all i really want for christmas, and i need a jew oh yeah and the one that goes "i could kill my family with a knife"


Kingshitshow

That waitress is prettier than my wife.


quasifaust

Ding fries are done


Necessary-Ad3576

🎶I gotta run. I gotta run. I work at Burger King, making flamed broiled whoppers I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with tha-at? Would you like an apply pie with tha-at?🎶


michaelruge

Mr Booze


Scaro88

Not original. From the film Robin and the 7 hoods


Felix3457

Bag of weed and butter on a pop tart


yourlocalpizzagay

Down syndrome girl always gets to me 😅😅


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Nobody brought up Red Shirt Blue Shirt.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

The FCC song, Candy Quahog Marshmellow, and A Bag of Weed.


EcLipsE1982fat

The Vasectomy Song… such a classic FG song! 😂


YummyTerror8259

My favorite!


Scaro88

‘But you know you shouldn’t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to’ I love the hand gestures when they’re doing that part.


AromaticSherbert

Randy Newman singing about what he sees


tk136

Road to rhode island


Competitive_Rent1094

Me and Jesus


queenragyo

The aids song and all I really want for Christmas


Dunkypete

Get out of the left lane...you stupid Asian bitch lmao


MichaelPK

I 100% love that whole episode


Blazing_Moons

Bag o’ Weed


Accomplished-Cell-38

Christmastime is killing us and Republican town


Shreyasgt

I need a jew


Goldwings13

We’re off on the Road to Rhode Island


M_Ali_S_S

Iraq lobster


cajun_vegeta

*Get out of the left lane, you stupid Asian biiiiitch*


iAmTheRealDeeDee

I don't even know why you are there


mikitesla

Everything from Griffin&Quagmire.


TheMonkey420

Bag of weed or Shipoopi


angel_dust_bunny

"Shapoopie" is a song from the musical "The Music Man"


chatranislost

shipoopi (8)


E51838

Not an original song.


love_to_the_yar

I Have James Woods


aries0688

Parents are gross


macG224

Home bowl


MeltingMachine

Prom night dumpster baby, or He’s got the AIDS (not HIV) but full blown AIDS!


Sitcom_kid

The one about Alyssa Milano


schwiftydude47

*….and that’s where the gun is*


Vespasian79

Not a song per se, but the driving score for *And Then There Were Fewer* is incredible


rumblemcskurmish

"You have AIDS" but I've wasted a lot of time singing "Have you ever put butter on a poptart" and "Plane on the water, boat on the track"


jimmyl_82104

Seriously, there’s too many awesome musicals from Family Guy.


Impressive-Feeling55

Definitely bag of weed & pie song from multiverse episode too..m


idontwanttobeonthis

You have aids


bytheshore81

Candy Quahog Marshmallow! Confusing dance break! Random names of snacks now…! Candy! Quahog! Marshmallow!!!!


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Who wants to live in Korea? Come home ! Their name sounds like gonorrhea! Go home! So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya" Come on, come on, come on home Quahog is your homeboy!


OdiumSui

I need a Jew!


ColdHooves

I need a jew


greenknight884

Prom night dumpster baby is a great one


willcor

A Bag of Weed


Ewan1306

Mommy and Daddy’s room


LME2ME

Anything by Red Shirt Blue Shirt


davidjuejue

You have aids yes you have aids 🎶


TiberSVK

ITS A WONDERFULL DAY FOR PIE


kewlkidmgoo

I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor I’m a tumor Oh oh I’m a tumor


Moistdawg69

Oh god so many. Road to Rhode Island is a classic. The FCC is a banger. Get out of the left left lane speaks to my soul.


TSG61373

Christmas time is killing us! Such a brutal awakening for what modern Christmas has become.


b0TchY_

Cowboy butt sex and iraq lobster


Key_Path5220

Quartet: A vasectomy's a medical procedure, One that makes you half a man. You're half a man. Remember when you twisted up your garden hose? Well, essentially, that is the plan. That is the plan. Peter (Speaking): Well, I'm startin' to get the picture, but how's it done? Quartet: You make a small incision in the scrotal skin, Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then, You hold it in position with a towel clamp. Then you snip the fibrous tissue. Basso: Then you snip the fibrous tissue. Quartet: Hey but you'll never have to wear a condom, When you do it with your wife, ...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word... I-ron-y! Basso: Goodbye. Quartet: Say goodbye to manhood. Basso: Goodbye. Quarter: Say goodbye to babies. Basso: Goodbye. Quartet: Say goodbye to kids like Meg. Basso: Vacuum out your sack.


Bree-breezy

How is no one saying prom night dumpster baby?! It’s short but a bop


MetalZestyclose3243

Canadian Nudie Bars


Alienexxa227

Everything's Better With A Bag Of Weed


Thefandomfangirl

I like the Peter’s special song although idk if it’s a reference to something else already


graynewworld

Bag of weed.


Icy_Plankton_1567

Evil evil monkey 🙈


xenomorrph

I like farts!


medioambiente137

All I really want for Christmas


elonmuskismyuncle

Bag of weed


Walterach

Dingo and the Baby jingle


batmenvonwayne

A vasectomies a medical procedure


Straxicus2

Vagina Junction, what’s your function?


BrawlFan_1

Iraq Lobster


dooblr

Vodka in the bushes


Mammator1

Prom Night Dumpster Baby. Just so damn catchy, and those vocals, ugh.


Mctgs

Down syndrome girl. I'm this was probably the most well put together song of the series it had great tone, the lyrics were hilarious.


MassiveBeatdown

Down syndrome girl


hamiltrash1232

Is all of them a viable choice


RiFLE_

Fly on the wall


Jujiijem

The prom night dumpster baby 😂😂😂😂


maggi_iopgott

Mr Booze


tlrnsibesnick

“¡Muy Importante!”….


LasseRhys

Thank the whites


vladesomo

I've got a little list (if you count it as original song). Love it


bilbobaggins001

Have you ever put butter on a pop tart it’s so frickin’ good


Woody-420

Prom night dumpster baby


kung-fu-corey

Shaboopy


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Shipoopi isn't original it came from the classic film the Music Man. An original song would be a family guy song that is written by the Family Guy writers or a spoof that changed enough words to be original.


hand333

It's a wonderful day for piiiiiee


IguanaaaMBB

You've got a lot to see


dadofboi69

Fcc


bobthepilgrim4

Joe No, not the guy in the wheelchair... JOE MAMA!!!1!1!11


Paper_Frogs

Frank Sinatra's Restaurant


RedVegeta20

Stewie's villain song "I've Got A Little List"


Matudin76

Heart and Soul - Hoagy Carmichael the scene that Brian sang, Bomb a doctor, bomb a doctor, bomb a doctor while Stewie sang, heart and soul...I fell in love with you, heart and soul...


Fjordvic

Canadian nudie bars or my fat baby love to eat


Pukimonkey

Spirit of Massachusetts. It’s short but I love it. Plus I might move there when I retire.


Demetraes

Republican Town is fantastic and it's ironic because I'm not republican


CrazyaboutSpongebob

The song makes fun of Republicans that isn't ironic.


VMontoya1

All Cartoons Are F**kin Dicks from Live at Vegas album


RedBull12345678

Iraq Lobster


3mthreat

You’ve Got A Lot to See and Down Syndrome Girl


cesar_chris

"daddy rolls over and falls asleep, mommy drinks wine in the dark"


IceBankYourMom

Get out of the left lane, you stupid Asian biiiiiitchhhhhh


ginger-loving-asian

The Tinder Song tops my list!!!


Taylornichellee

Lmao Down syndrome girl, Mr. Booze, prom night dumpster baby


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Nitpick but Mr. Booze isn't original. It's a parody of the song don't mess with Mr. Booze from the movie Robin and the 7 hoods. It's one of my favorite songs too. Bag of Weed is also a parody but it has more original lyrics. Part of the fun of watching Family Guy is looking up the references you don't get.


Taylornichellee

Ahh that’s right I do recall it being from something I couldn’t remember where. Thanks! Yeah there’s a couple of songs they replicate. Absolutely agree about the references. There are some I don’t get instantly but once you look it up it’s extra funny.


tugbot3

Down syndrome girl


DLTfuture72

Get out the left lane you stupid Asian biiiiitch 🎶 🎶


cloudFEZ

Mr booze is the most catchy to me but the kid in me loves in gods eyes everybody's hot


Delandos

Bag o weed


Iffywolfe122

Credit card debt


rubytheloser16

Honestly,, I gotta say "Everything is Better with a Bag of Weed"


SenfAufPommes

I can't poop in strange places...


FallenAngel_of_Oz

Butter on a Poptart


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Adaven250

SHIPOOPI.....My wife hates when I call her that 🤣


ROVOKOPRODUCTIONS

All Cartoons are fucking dicks It was proformed live, and not in the show itself, but my awnser still stands.


TheRealShadow420

Mr. Booze!


GardinerAndrew

I hate the singing in shows and movies, I wish they would stop it.