What is your favorite original song in Family Guy?
By - smallkid919
You have aids!
Not HIV but full blown AIDS.
🎶Maybe you got it when you stuck that filthy needle in here…🎶
🎶Or maybe all that unprotected sex put you here 🎶
🎶It isn’t clear! But you have AIDS. Not HIV but full blown AIDS. Be sure that you see, that this is not HIV, but full blown AIDS! Yes full blown AIDS! You’ve got the AIIIIIIDS.🎶
The only acceptable answer.
Death to America! And BUTTER SAUCE!
Don’t kill me, I’m still alive!
Don't *boil* me , I think
You are correct.
And the visuals are also awesome on this one. That lobster could move alright. I some times wake up to it in my head
Down syndrome girl
I like it too! It’s a great tune and musical like. Can we all agree Seth’s voice is incredible? Surprised he never did Broadway.
The song was good but that episode was awful. The only amusing part was Peter pretending to be psychic. **Announcer voice:** Do you wanna see wacky antics. Well, you ain't getting that. Watch Chris date this boring girl who is too bossy. Chris and Stewie trying to survive in the woods would have been more exciting than a bland love interest.
The only thing I liked about that episode is that the voice actress for the girl has Down's irl.
Cowboy buttsex | Short, staright to point, hella hilarious
Come on everybody,
i just rewatched recently on hulu and the line was gay sex, was that some kind of censored version?
Yup, the hulu version of the song is edited, look up the song on youtube for the real vesrion
Can't Touch Me. Do the Peter Griffin bump..... Except for you, you can touch me. Kills me everytime.
The FCC song
The FCC ruins everything about the job I had at the time it was on. We all loved that song, we even played it for people who don't watch Family Guy.
Fun fact, even the FCC enjoyed that song
It pleases me to hear that they can enjoy things.
My 12th grade gov teacher showed us a small clip of this when exposing special interest groups, and told us to watch the rest on our own
The poptart song, and the creditcard debt 👍🏻
Get out of the left lane you stupid Asian bitch!
I don't even know why you are there!
🎶Because I have 35 thousand dollars in credit card debt.
When they call I tell them I can’t pay it back yet.
*Credit* *card* *debt*
Tomorrow I might buy myself a dining room set, or this Boba Fett!
Credit card debt. Credit card debt. Credit card debt.🎶
A song I’m sure we can all relate to.
Sadly so, lol
Both excellent songs! TBH that's probably my favorite episode
Mine is the road to europe and to the multiverse..the pie song was good to.
Why the fuck you brush your teeth at work 🎶
Yyyeeesss!!! I wanted a real album after that. Every song was perfect.
Bag of weed.
🎶no you don’t need meth and you don’t need speed, ‘cause everything is better with a bag. of. weed🎶
Yes! This is always my answer! So catchy!
I get more into now that I can smoke legally 😂
‘Christmas Time Is Killing Us’
This song hits home more with the attitudes of people these days.
That entire episode was sobering.
I absolutely love this one and I love the episode. Think it will be my favourite of all time.
Road to Rhode Island
does that count as original?
According to the source at the end of this paragraph, the tune is taken from the theme song to Road to Morocco, but since a lot of the songs mentioned in this thread have tunes from other songs with original lyrics, I would consider it original
Give up the toad
the Terri Schiavo play
I **hate** vegetables
Terry Schiavo is kind of alive-o
hubby and I will frequently ask each other "have you ever put butter on a pop tart?" and then take turns sing-saying the next lines, so I'd have to say the pop-tart song. Followed by credit card debt song, and FCC.
All I Really Want For Christmas.
well he's a big boy he's the biggest boy he's a big big boy
Fuck yeah you gotta catch a 10 hour loop
For me, the most memorable/best is Thank The Whites
Prom night dumpster baby!
You Have AIDS is a close runner up
🎶Cause I’m a prom night dumpster baby, I got no mom and dad. My fanny needs a blanket, and somebody to spank it. I miss my mom, but she’s at the prom.🎶
I said the exact same two songs, in that order! We should be friends
Buy me a rainbow
I can't poop in strange places
I can only poop in my home 🎶
I have left stewie with strangers
To satisfy my fecal neeeeds
Butt-paste on my button!
Mommy drinks wine in the dark.
🎶Smear it on my button for the fire down below-o-ow. Butt paste on my button. Butt paste on my button. Smear it on my button ‘cause it quells and soothes me soooo🎶
TRAIN ON THE WATER BOAT ON THE TRACK!!!
And you have JAMES WOODS
down syndrome girl, i dream of a republican town, the freakin' fcc, all i really want for christmas, and i need a jew
oh yeah and the one that goes "i could kill my family with a knife"
That waitress is prettier than my wife.
Ding fries are done
🎶I gotta run. I gotta run. I work at Burger King, making flamed broiled whoppers I wear paper hats. Would you like an apple pie with tha-at? Would you like an apply pie with tha-at?🎶
Not original. From the film Robin and the 7 hoods
Bag of weed and butter on a pop tart
Down syndrome girl always gets to me 😅😅
Nobody brought up Red Shirt Blue Shirt.
The FCC song, Candy Quahog Marshmellow, and A Bag of Weed.
The Vasectomy Song… such a classic FG song! 😂
‘But you know you shouldn’t think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to’ I love the hand gestures when they’re doing that part.
Randy Newman singing about what he sees
Road to rhode island
Me and Jesus
The aids song and all I really want for Christmas
Get out of the left lane...you stupid Asian bitch lmao
I 100% love that whole episode
Bag o’ Weed
Christmastime is killing us and Republican town
I need a jew
We’re off on the Road to Rhode Island
*Get out of the left lane, you stupid Asian biiiiitch*
I don't even know why you are there
Everything from Griffin&Quagmire.
Bag of weed or Shipoopi
"Shapoopie" is a song from the musical "The Music Man"
Not an original song.
I Have James Woods
Parents are gross
Prom night dumpster baby, or He’s got the AIDS (not HIV) but full blown AIDS!
The one about Alyssa Milano
*….and that’s where the gun is*
Not a song per se, but the driving score for *And Then There Were Fewer* is incredible
"You have AIDS" but I've wasted a lot of time singing "Have you ever put butter on a poptart" and "Plane on the water, boat on the track"
Seriously, there’s too many awesome musicals from Family Guy.
Definitely bag of weed & pie song from multiverse episode too..m
You have aids
Candy Quahog Marshmallow!
Confusing dance break!
Random names of snacks now…!
Who wants to live in Korea?
! Their name sounds like gonorrhea!
So Quagmire please tell 'em "see ya"
Come on, come on, come on home
Quahog is your homeboy!
I need a Jew!
Prom night dumpster baby is a great one
A Bag of Weed
Mommy and Daddy’s room
Anything by Red Shirt Blue Shirt
You have aids yes you have aids 🎶
ITS A WONDERFULL DAY FOR PIE
I’m a tumor I’m a tumor
I’m a tumor
I’m a tumor I’m a tumor
I’m a tumor
I’m a tumor I’m a tumor
I’m a tumor
Oh god so many.
Road to Rhode Island is a classic. The FCC is a banger. Get out of the left left lane speaks to my soul.
Christmas time is killing us!
Such a brutal awakening for what modern Christmas has become.
Cowboy butt sex and iraq lobster
Quartet: A vasectomy's a medical procedure,
One that makes you half a man.
You're half a man.
Remember when you twisted up your garden hose?
Well, essentially, that is the plan.
That is the plan.
Peter (Speaking): Well, I'm startin' to get the picture, but how's it done?
Quartet: You make a small incision in the scrotal skin,
Isolate the vas and then, isolate the vas and then,
You hold it in position with a towel clamp.
Then you snip the fibrous tissue.
Basso: Then you snip the fibrous tissue.
Quartet: Hey but you'll never have to wear a condom,
When you do it with your wife,
...or anyone else you do it with. We promise not to tell, like that new hot chick at work. You know, the one who always has high beams under her ribbed-white cotton T-shirt, but then stares daggers at you for checking her out, and it's like, why do you wear that if you don't want attention? But you know you shouldn't think that way because of the sexual harassment meeting you all had to go to. Seriously, how lame was that? And you couldn't help but notice that the female lawyer running the seminar had a huge rack, like, ridiculously huge for someone who has to talk about that kind of stuff. Well, I guess that's the definition of the word...
Quartet: Say goodbye to manhood.
Quarter: Say goodbye to babies.
Quartet: Say goodbye to kids like Meg.
Basso: Vacuum out your sack.
How is no one saying prom night dumpster baby?! It’s short but a bop
Canadian Nudie Bars
Everything's Better With A Bag Of Weed
I like the Peter’s special song although idk if it’s a reference to something else already
Evil evil monkey 🙈
I like farts!
All I really want for Christmas
Bag of weed
Dingo and the Baby jingle
A vasectomies a medical procedure
Vagina Junction, what’s your function?
Vodka in the bushes
Prom Night Dumpster Baby. Just so damn catchy, and those vocals, ugh.
Down syndrome girl. I'm this was probably the most well put together song of the series it had great tone, the lyrics were hilarious.
Is all of them a viable choice
Fly on the wall
The prom night dumpster baby 😂😂😂😂
Thank the whites
I've got a little list (if you count it as original song). Love it
Have you ever put butter on a pop tart it’s so frickin’ good
Prom night dumpster baby
Shipoopi isn't original it came from the classic film the Music Man. An original song would be a family guy song that is written by the Family Guy writers or a spoof that changed enough words to be original.
It's a wonderful day for piiiiiee
You've got a lot to see
No, not the guy in the wheelchair...
Frank Sinatra's Restaurant
Stewie's villain song "I've Got A Little List"
Heart and Soul - Hoagy Carmichael
the scene that Brian sang, Bomb a doctor, bomb a doctor, bomb a doctor while Stewie sang, heart and soul...I fell in love with you, heart and soul...
Canadian nudie bars or my fat baby love to eat
Spirit of Massachusetts. It’s short but I love it. Plus I might move there when I retire.
Republican Town is fantastic and it's ironic because I'm not republican
The song makes fun of Republicans that isn't ironic.
All Cartoons Are F**kin Dicks from Live at Vegas album
You’ve Got A Lot to See and Down Syndrome Girl
"daddy rolls over and falls asleep, mommy drinks wine in the dark"
Get out of the left lane, you stupid Asian biiiiiitchhhhhh
The Tinder Song tops my list!!!
Lmao Down syndrome girl, Mr. Booze, prom night dumpster baby
Nitpick but Mr. Booze isn't original. It's a parody of the song don't mess with Mr. Booze from the movie Robin and the 7 hoods. It's one of my favorite songs too. Bag of Weed is also a parody but it has more original lyrics. Part of the fun of watching Family Guy is looking up the references you don't get.
Ahh that’s right I do recall it being from something I couldn’t remember where. Thanks! Yeah there’s a couple of songs they replicate. Absolutely agree about the references. There are some I don’t get instantly but once you look it up it’s extra funny.
Get out the left lane you stupid Asian biiiiitch 🎶 🎶
Mr booze is the most catchy to me but the kid in me loves in gods eyes everybody's hot
Bag o weed
Credit card debt
Honestly,, I gotta say "Everything is Better with a Bag of Weed"
I can't poop in strange places...
Butter on a Poptart
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SHIPOOPI.....My wife hates when I call her that 🤣
All Cartoons are fucking dicks
It was proformed live, and not in the show itself, but my awnser still stands.
I hate the singing in shows and movies, I wish they would stop it.