Consuela Appreciation Post. What is your favorite Consuela moment?
By - YesGirl66
When Peter is trying to give her a phone number and after she finally gets it after two minutes she says “let me get a pen.”
YES YES YES! Better than “Who’s on First” or any bit like that. “I’m not giving you the quantities of numbers. I’m giving you the numbers!” Brilliant.
You say one 1, two fives
This is probably my favourite scene. I feel too old to laugh at it.
Never too old to laugh at a good joke!
One five five.
Let me get a pen
No nooo, mr Superman no here
Noooo noooo..... I have no money
This is the answer.
Always will be
Come get bitch.
I love that perfect delivery when she says that, so smooth :D
Mister Peter, Mister Joe, Mister Bonnie, Mister Mort, Mister Muriel, Mayor West Mister
I don’t think she knows what mister means
Beat me to it.
No, I keep job.
You fat keep you warm
that’s my favorite too lol
Nooo no doggie afuera!
Yeah, I like that quote, but I don't know how to spell the word for "outside" in Spanish...
(I know how to say/pronounce it, but not the spelling...)
Yeah the way I wrote it is how it’s spelled. Real Spanish speakers would say “pa’fuera” as a mashing of the words “para afuera”.
We need more Lemon Pledge.
Can't you just bring that from home?
It's ok... I take.
When Chris tries to grab her breast in bed.
My favorite lmao
Vacuuming during the holographic call.
“No cleaning! No cleaning when I’m using the hologram! SHUT THAT THING OFF!”
When she was the CEO of Yahoo
“We secondary email, for people to sign up on porn sites.”
Consuela: Mr. Jabba no home..
C3PO: Well can we leave a message?
Consuela: No... no... no..
Kitty, kitty! Kitty, kitty!
DEFINITELY my favorite!!! I crack up laughing every time I see it! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
MUCHOS, HORNOS, aye ya yae yae yae YAYAYA
My mother tongue is Spanish and I have no idea what hornos is supposed to mean. I’m dying tho it’s the best part ever
It was supposed to mean horns, like the instrument. The song has horns in it
Muchos hornos literally translates to many ovens. Not even joking.
Someone uploaded a 10 hour Muchos Hornos video on YouTube.
Hello Mr Peter. Hello Mr Children.
Windex? More like Losedex 😂😂
Mister clean… more like mister no clean
Fantastic... More like terrible.
Pine-Sol? More like Pine-Nawww
“Come get, bitch”
No drive, is wet
*Bus get new wiper blades, no more Eeeee pa pa pa pa, Eeeee pa pa pa pa*
"Here, a rattle"
Stewie: "This is prescription medicine"
"No, I only use Lemon Pledge..."
"Doggie go oustide..."
(Outside is said using the Spanish equivalent; I don't know how to spell it...)
AFUERA!!! DOGGY AFUERA!!!
when she wouldn’t accept that she was fired and played it off amazingly
Jabbas cat got out, I sure hope he doesn’t blame the help. OH KITTY KITTY
I picked this one too lol!
Noooo diabeto. Roll back to kitchen
When she abducted Stewie cause she felt like it
I like the one where she says, "No. Nooo."
Siiii siiiiii siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii oyyoyyy
When she’s reading the phone number back to Peter 😂
“I need more lemon pledge”
I love it when she says No
When she's that "eye" thing in Star Wars and Quag-3PO tells her Jabba's cat got out. That whole scene was so unexpected and cracked me up.
When she’s cleaning Peter’s house and the radio music is blasting.
Once she won an Olympic medal
When she won the Curling championship. Lmao
Meeser Superman no here
Nooo noooo, Ernesto my baby!
Time for clean getaway. Babie’s earring have chip.
*Donde* *esta* *mi* *baby?*
We need more lemon pledge on starship destroyer
When I get to see her sweet rack
The bit in the Valentine's Day episode where she hops the border to see her husband
When she cried and cleaned her eyes with clorox and a wipe
When she keeps repeating the phone number incorrectly to Peter
Mister Peter Mister Joe Mayor West Mister
When she's CEO of Yahoo and says "no no we're just secondary email address for porn"
You stole my Monopoly money?! Give it back!
“No, come get it bitch.” Hangs up the phone lol
I want a brand new pitching wedge!
I would like more Lemon Pledge.
That's all I really want for Christmas, this yearrrr
Is my baby Ernesto!
I liked the part where she said no nooo
Every Consuela moment is a great Consuela moment😂
We need more lemon pledge
The only correct answer
Is time to go. Lemon Pledge, no, no.
Let me grab a pen!!
No favorite moment no… no no…
Noo, you buy. 🍋🧽
I like when she drags the Griffins entire fucking house away lmao.
when consuela and juan make out she blurts out “si si siiiii!”
Is that when she windexes the prison visitation window?
it’s during a valentines episode where she goes back to mexico, passes thru the border to meet his husband juan
Okay, now I remember
We need more lemon pleg.
When she’s cleaning for the Griffin’s and while Peter is reading the paper she pulls out a little radio the the song is just MUCHO-GORDO(band playing)MU-CHO GORDO…Over and over 😂
I love that scene so much!!😂
Mexican Curling Team
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No, no, Doggie out, out! Afuera!
Mr. Clean? More like mr. Hard to clean.
When she went the when the store was in the when she did the thing with the
Doggie afuera !
"Come get, bitch."
“No, no afuera!”
When she stole the Griffin's house.
As a stand up comic.
id tell you but... no no no
With “Darth Vader.”
When she crosses the US-mexico border XD
Senior Vader I need lemon pledge
'Come get, bitch'
I don’t appreciate when she kidnapped Stewie
No baby stay here..
remember when consuela was CEO of yahoo
There is no more windex on star destroyer, Mr. Darth
“Come get it bitch”
Come get bitch
The only pledge I take is Lemon Pledge.
When she sprints over the border amongst gunfire to go celebrate valentine's day with her husband in a ditch.....ci ci ci
We need more windex on Death Star…
One of my favourite bits is when she says “Noooooo” Y’know that scene?
The one where she said nooo no was the best
Mr superman no home
Come get, bitch
i just thought of something
if mike henry stepped down as cleveland
does that mean we're gonna lose consuela?
I hate Consuela.
Consuela as a virginity coach for Mary.
hola mister joe and mister peter, mister lois mister bonnie - consuela
More lemon pledge.
When her and joe swap
When she's the CEO of Yahoo....lmaoo