T O P
FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^● ● | B6 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-2, LGO in the third, BB in the fifth


Iamdumberdore

im gonna end this mans whole career 621


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 798 Swing: 621 Diff: 177 -> FO Runner on Second | T7 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B6 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-2, FO in the third, K in the fifth


jso__

734


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 599 Swing: 734 Diff: 135 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B6 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Jimmy Pop](/u/tandrewpike): 1-1, 1B in the fifth


tandrewpike

Jimmy is one for one with a one base hit in the fifth. The fifth doesn't really fit the narrative of Jimmy's swing of 1 to extend the game.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 133 Swing: 1 Diff: 132 -> BB Runner on First | B6 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 1 out On the mound: Kevin James TEX LF [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-1, BB in the fifth, STEAL 2B in the fifth


Astroboyosh

710


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 454 Swing: 710 Diff: 256 -> K Bases Empty | B6 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 0-2, FO in the second, LGO in the fifth


RocketExilate

120


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 633 Swing: 120 Diff: 487 -> LGO Bases Empty | B6 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ● | T6 1 out On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM CF [Kris Krampus](/u/Spidermanno): 1-2, 2 RBI 2B in the second, LGO in the third


Spidermanno

swing 145


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 688 Swing: 145 Diff: 457 -> DP Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM 1B [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 2-2, 2B in the second, 2 RBI 1B in the third


Kruton_the_cook

227


Kruton_the_cook

227 it appears im going to get hit. do you agree mr robot


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 344 Swing: 227 Diff: 117 -> 1B Runner on First | T6 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-1, BB in the second, K in the third


clipper_murray

57


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 424 Swing: 57 Diff: 367 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX PH [Buck Maverick](/u/preauxtip): 0-0


preauxtip

I like pi(e) 314


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 707 Swing: 314 Diff: 393 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-2, FO in the second, LGO in the fourth


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 2 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-2, K in the first, PO in the fourth


skindog44

1000


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 144 Swing: 1000 Diff: 144 -> BB Bases Loaded | B5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-2, K in the first, K in the fourth


Kenny_Powers_MLR

Bippity boppity your lead is my property 417


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 535 Swing: 417 Diff: 118 -> BB Bases Loaded | B5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 2


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Kevin James TEX 2B [Tomathius Neillson](/u/TRTAEDITG): 1-1, RBI 2B in the first, AUTO BB in the third


TRTAEDITG

Well I didn't get to swing last time. Time to make up for lost ground and tie this game 183


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 759 Swing: 183 Diff: 424 -> PO Bases Loaded | B5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^○ ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Kevin James TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-2, 2B in the first, LGO in the third


Iamdumberdore

9


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 875 Swing: 9 Diff: 134 -> BB Bases Loaded | B5 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^○ ● | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-1, FO in the third


jso__

Hey Kev. 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 344 Swing: 3 Diff: 341 -> K Runners on First and Third | B5 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Jimmy Pop](/u/tandrewpike): 0-0 Pitch: 134 Swing: 227 Diff: 93 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Robin Reynolds](/u/kekar29): 0-1, LGO in the third


kekar29

120


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX LF [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-1, LGO in the second, BB in the fifth Pitch: 744 Swing: 500 Diff: 244 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Robin Reynolds](/u/kekar29): 0-1, LGO in the third


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Kevin James TEX LF [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-1, LGO in the second


Astroboyosh

690


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 533 Swing: 690 Diff: 157 -> BB Runner on First | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM 3B [Poop McGee](/u/am3yankees3): 1-2, RGO in the second, 2B in the third


am3yankees3

322


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 924 Swing: 322 Diff: 398 -> PO Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 0 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM 2B [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger): 1-1, 1B in the third


dhgrainger

Hello again master of the megabytes, please allow me to present this offering so that I may once again reach base safely. Here I lay 350 old flip phones.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 924 Swing: 350 Diff: 426 -> DP Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


UmpireDevilHernandez

Whoops, wrong account.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Kurt Anger NYM DH [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-1, RGO in the third


klittle6

1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 924 Swing: 1 Diff: 77 -> 1B Runner on First | T5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: J.E. Wilkins TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 0-1, FO in the second


RocketExilate

870


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 345 Swing: 870 Diff: 475 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: J.E. Wilkins TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-1, FO in the second


zatch17

Gonna 180 this game


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 655 Swing: 180 Diff: 475 -> LGO Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** J.E. Wilkins TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-1, K in the first


skindog44

844


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 204 Swing: 844 Diff: 360 -> PO Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 1 out On the mound: Matt Longballo NYM C [Todd Bonzalez II](/u/Spear585): 0-1, LGO in the second


Spear585

741


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 333 Swing: 741 Diff: 408 -> DP Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 0 outs On the mound: Matt Longballo NYM SS [Mike Hampton](/u/Bro1999919): 0-1, K in the second


Bro1999919

388


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 122 Swing: 388 Diff: 266 -> K Runner on First | T4 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Matt Longballo NYM RF [Munki Oshu](/u/dagbar): 1-1, RBI 2B in the second


dagbar

Swing 286


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 200 Swing: 286 Diff: 86 -> 1B Runner on First | T4 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B3 2 outs On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-1, K in the first


Kenny_Powers_MLR

6 speaks to me


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 629 Swing: 6 Diff: 377 -> K Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX 2B [Tomathius Neillson](/u/TRTAEDITG): 1-1, RBI 2B in the first Pitch: None Swing: None Diff: x -> AUTO BB Runner on First | B3 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-1, 2B in the first


Iamdumberdore

707


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 223 Swing: 707 Diff: 484 -> LGO Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-0


jso__

Oh hey rhere 237


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 33 Swing: 237 Diff: 204 -> FO Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-1, 2B in the first


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-0 Pitch: None Swing: None Diff: x -> AUTO K Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX RF [The Joe Rogan Experience](/u/The_Hoff34): 0-0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM CF [Kris Krampus](/u/Spidermanno): 1-1, 2 RBI 2B in the second


Spidermanno

swing 61


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 565 Swing: 61 Diff: 496 -> LGO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 1B [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 1-1, 2B in the second


Kruton_the_cook

108 if im your favorite player robo ump, just result this at bat with absolutely no extra flair, and then do for the rest of the game as well (to the other batters)


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 999 Swing: 108 Diff: 109 -> 1B Runner on First | T3 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1


Kruton_the_cook

neat im your favorite


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-0, BB in the second


clipper_murray

74 The things one must do to accomodate bots. Normally I would have at the ball at the end of my preamble, but alas, automatons have not yet evolved to appreciate the narrative we weave. Perhaps someday. No matter, on we go.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 777 Swing: 74 Diff: 297 -> K Runners on Second and Third | T3 with 2 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 3B [Poop McGee](/u/am3yankees3): 0-1, RGO in the second


am3yankees3

727


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 674 Swing: 727 Diff: 53 -> 2B Runners on Second and Third | T3 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 2B [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger): 0-0


dhgrainger

Greeting robot overlord, please, take this offering of 650 USB sticks and allow me to reach base if it please you.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 589 Swing: 650 Diff: 61 -> 1B Runner on First | T3 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM DH [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-0


klittle6

Swing: 455


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 871 Swing: 455 Diff: 416 -> RGO Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM DH [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-0


klittle6

Swing: 455


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX DH [Robin Reynolds](/u/kekar29): 0-0


kekar29

455


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 6 Swing: 455 Diff: 449 -> LGO Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Hero Brine TEX SS [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-0


Astroboyosh

6


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 503 Swing: 6 Diff: 497 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


Boostieyay

Good bot


Kenny_Powers_MLR

Good bot


Astroboyosh

6!


FakeBaseball_Umpire

I couldn't find a valid number in your swing. Please reply to the original at-bat ping with a number between 1 and 1000 without any decimal spaces.


Astroboyosh

Bad bot


Boostieyay

It wasn’t the bot’s fault you typed your swing in wrong


Astroboyosh

Bad bot


B0tRank

Thank you, Astroboyosh, for voting on FakeBaseball_Umpire. This bot wants to find the best and worst bots on Reddit. [You can view results here](https://botrank.pastimes.eu/). *** ^(Even if I don't reply to your comment, I'm still listening for votes. Check the webpage to see if your vote registered!)


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX LF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 0-0


RocketExilate

503


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 331 Swing: 503 Diff: 172 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM C [Todd Bonzalez II](/u/Spear585): 0-0


Spear585

244


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 750 Swing: 244 Diff: 494 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM SS [Mike Hampton](/u/Bro1999919): 0-0


Bro1999919

GOOD OL ROCKY TOP WOOOO ILL ALWAYS LOVE MY COUSIN 52


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 800 Swing: 52 Diff: 252 -> K Runner on Second | T2 with 2 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 2 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM RF [Munki Oshu](/u/dagbar): 0-0


dagbar

Swing 837


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 871 Swing: 837 Diff: 34 -> 2B Runner on Second | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden | **INFIELD IN** NYM CF [Kris Krampus](/u/Spidermanno): 0-0


Spidermanno

whoops almost forgot. Swing 87


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 130 Swing: 87 Diff: 43 -> 2B Runner on Second | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 2 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 1B [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 0-0


Kruton_the_cook

swing 954 I look to baron on first base and yell to him that im breaking out the secret weapon. The ump must be dealt with. i come out with a bucket and bat in my hand. I get in the batters box and turn to the ump. "sort yourself out" i say as I dump the bucket of water on him.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 917 Swing: 954 Diff: 37 -> 2B Runners on Second and Third | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-0


clipper_murray

954


mootmahsn

Baron Harold Willingsby batting against Caleb Bolden T2 with 1 out Swing: 954 Pitch: 102 Diff: 148 -> BB Runner on First, T2 with 1 out NYM 0 - TEX 1


clipper_murray

Automatons are wonderous things aren't they? I remember when my great uncle bought the Jeeves Babbage Five Thousand Automated Butler. Steam powered, very mechanically driven, what wonders never cease. Sadly, those early models had quite an issue with boiler explosions, what a mess that day! An automated butler would have helped greatly with the cleanup, rather poignant if you ask me. Ahh, a swing? I shall swing 954 today.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 3B [Poop McGee](/u/am3yankees3): 0-0


am3yankees3

345


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 771 Swing: 345 Diff: 426 -> RGO Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-0


zatch17

74


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 903 Swing: 74 Diff: 171 -> FO Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-0


zatch17

Hey birne hey Brine me up 73 pickles


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-0


skindog44

333


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 31 Swing: 333 Diff: 302 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 31 Swing: 333 Diff: 302 -> K Runner on Second | B1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 0 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-0


Kenny_Powers_MLR

Ahhh. Spring is in the air, it’s a beautiful preseason matchup. The two excellent batters ahead of me have done a beautiful job of putting us on the board. Now it’s time to disappoint everyone with this swing. 617


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 834 Swing: 617 Diff: 217 -> K Runner on Second | B1 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 0 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 2B [Tomathius Neillson](/u/TRTAEDITG): 0-0


TRTAEDITG

Wow these Spring Training field have a little more bounce to them than I’m used to. I hope I don’t tear an ACL. I’d much rather tear this ball straight over the wall with a swing of 163


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 210 Swing: 163 Diff: 47 -> 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Hero Brine TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 0-0


Iamdumberdore

404


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 353 Swing: 404 Diff: 51 -> 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^● ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM C [Toastman](/u/JTCMuehlenkamp): 0-0


JTCMuehlenkamp

Toastman rolls up to the plate in his signature KitchenAid Toastmobile. As he prepares to step into the box, he notices something- the umpire is a robot! Toastman steps out of the Toastmobile and inspects the umpire more closely. He taps on the robot's head with, trying to provoke a response. It is then that he notices something. The robot's lack of response indicates the possibility that its programming is similar in nature to the Toastmobile. Toastman lays down his bat and begins to tinker with the umpire's circuitry, hoping that his familiarity with machines will allow him to reprogram the umpire into automatically awarding him a hit. Toastman hacks the robot 713


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 120 Swing: 713 Diff: 407 -> PO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM DH [Billy TheKid](/u/Billythekid1701): 0-0


Billythekid1701

Gonna copy my teammate and go for another swing of 609


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 771 Swing: 609 Diff: 162 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 2B [Huell Babineaux](/u/TheChief107): 0-0


TheChief107

*It's been awhile* *Since I could hold this bat again* *It's been awhile* *Since I swung...* 609


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 512 Swing: 609 Diff: 97 -> 1B Runner on First | T1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM RF [Franklin Poffenberger](/u/MF--Broom): 0-0


MF--Broom

Frank no longer distracted from his blink-182 binge and the fake swing he did earlier decides to go back in the box, as puzzled as he is takes another whiff. 450


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 267 Swing: 450 Diff: 183 -> FO Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM RF [Franklin Poffenberger](/u/MF--Broom): 0-0


MF--Broom

Frank was too distracted with the recent blink-182 news and didn't realize he was up to bat. Oh shit he mutters and races to the box. "I only got one number in mind" Swing 182


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Caleb Bolden NYM SS [Shorty McDougall](/u/lil-mommy): 0-0


lil-mommy

114


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Pitch: 540 Swing: 114 Diff: 426 -> RGO Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0


lil-mommy

Shorty approaches the plate. She’s leary of the new robot ump. She swings 114.


FakeBaseball_Umpire

I couldn't find a valid number in your swing. Please reply to the original at-bat ping with a number between 1 and 1000 without any decimal spaces.