NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^● ● | B6 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-2, LGO in the third, BB in the fifth

im gonna end this mans whole career 621

Pitch: 798 Swing: 621 Diff: 177 -> FO Runner on Second | T7 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B6 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-2, FO in the third, K in the fifth

734

Pitch: 599 Swing: 734 Diff: 135 -> BB Runners on First and Second | B6 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Jimmy Pop](/u/tandrewpike): 1-1, 1B in the fifth

Jimmy is one for one with a one base hit in the fifth. The fifth doesn't really fit the narrative of Jimmy's swing of 1 to extend the game.

Pitch: 133 Swing: 1 Diff: 132 -> BB Runner on First | B6 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 1 out On the mound: Kevin James TEX LF [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-1, BB in the fifth, STEAL 2B in the fifth

710

Pitch: 454 Swing: 710 Diff: 256 -> K Bases Empty | B6 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 0-2, FO in the second, LGO in the fifth

120

Pitch: 633 Swing: 120 Diff: 487 -> LGO Bases Empty | B6 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ● | T6 1 out On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM CF [Kris Krampus](/u/Spidermanno): 1-2, 2 RBI 2B in the second, LGO in the third

swing 145

Pitch: 688 Swing: 145 Diff: 457 -> DP Bases Empty | B6 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM 1B [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 2-2, 2B in the second, 2 RBI 1B in the third

227

227 it appears im going to get hit. do you agree mr robot

Pitch: 344 Swing: 227 Diff: 117 -> 1B Runner on First | T6 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-1, BB in the second, K in the third

57

Pitch: 424 Swing: 57 Diff: 367 -> K Bases Empty | T6 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX PH [Buck Maverick](/u/preauxtip): 0-0

I like pi(e) 314

Pitch: 707 Swing: 314 Diff: 393 -> PO Bases Empty | T6 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 3 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-2, FO in the second, LGO in the fourth

NYM 5 - TEX 2 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-2, K in the first, PO in the fourth

1000

Pitch: 144 Swing: 1000 Diff: 144 -> BB Bases Loaded | B5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 3

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ● | B5 2 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-2, K in the first, K in the fourth

Bippity boppity your lead is my property 417

Pitch: 535 Swing: 417 Diff: 118 -> BB Bases Loaded | B5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 2

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Kevin James TEX 2B [Tomathius Neillson](/u/TRTAEDITG): 1-1, RBI 2B in the first, AUTO BB in the third

Well I didn't get to swing last time. Time to make up for lost ground and tie this game 183

Pitch: 759 Swing: 183 Diff: 424 -> PO Bases Loaded | B5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^○ ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Kevin James TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-2, 2B in the first, LGO in the third

9

Pitch: 875 Swing: 9 Diff: 134 -> BB Bases Loaded | B5 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ● ^○ ● | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-1, FO in the third

Hey Kev. 3

Pitch: 344 Swing: 3 Diff: 341 -> K Runners on First and Third | B5 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Jimmy Pop](/u/tandrewpike): 0-0 Pitch: 134 Swing: 227 Diff: 93 -> 1B Runners on First and Third | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Robin Reynolds](/u/kekar29): 0-1, LGO in the third

120

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX LF [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-1, LGO in the second, BB in the fifth Pitch: 744 Swing: 500 Diff: 244 -> STEAL 2B Runner on Second | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 0 outs On the mound: Kevin James TEX DH [Robin Reynolds](/u/kekar29): 0-1, LGO in the third

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Kevin James TEX LF [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-1, LGO in the second

690

Pitch: 533 Swing: 690 Diff: 157 -> BB Runner on First | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM 3B [Poop McGee](/u/am3yankees3): 1-2, RGO in the second, 2B in the third

322

Pitch: 924 Swing: 322 Diff: 398 -> PO Bases Empty | B5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 0 outs On the mound: Kurt Anger NYM 2B [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger): 1-1, 1B in the third

Hello again master of the megabytes, please allow me to present this offering so that I may once again reach base safely. Here I lay 350 old flip phones.

Pitch: 924 Swing: 350 Diff: 426 -> DP Bases Empty | T5 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

Whoops, wrong account.

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Kurt Anger NYM DH [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-1, RGO in the third

1

Pitch: 924 Swing: 1 Diff: 77 -> 1B Runner on First | T5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: J.E. Wilkins TEX RF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 0-1, FO in the second

870

Pitch: 345 Swing: 870 Diff: 475 -> LGO Bases Empty | T5 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: J.E. Wilkins TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-1, FO in the second

Gonna 180 this game

Pitch: 655 Swing: 180 Diff: 475 -> LGO Bases Empty | B4 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** J.E. Wilkins TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-1, K in the first

844

Pitch: 204 Swing: 844 Diff: 360 -> PO Bases Empty | B4 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 1 out On the mound: Matt Longballo NYM C [Todd Bonzalez II](/u/Spear585): 0-1, LGO in the second

741

Pitch: 333 Swing: 741 Diff: 408 -> DP Bases Empty | B4 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T4 0 outs On the mound: Matt Longballo NYM SS [Mike Hampton](/u/Bro1999919): 0-1, K in the second

388

Pitch: 122 Swing: 388 Diff: 266 -> K Runner on First | T4 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Matt Longballo NYM RF [Munki Oshu](/u/dagbar): 1-1, RBI 2B in the second

Swing 286

Pitch: 200 Swing: 286 Diff: 86 -> 1B Runner on First | T4 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | B3 2 outs On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-1, K in the first

6 speaks to me

Pitch: 629 Swing: 6 Diff: 377 -> K Bases Empty | T4 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 2 outs On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX 2B [Tomathius Neillson](/u/TRTAEDITG): 1-1, RBI 2B in the first Pitch: None Swing: None Diff: x -> AUTO BB Runner on First | B3 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-1, 2B in the first

707

Pitch: 223 Swing: 707 Diff: 484 -> LGO Bases Empty | B3 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-0

Oh hey rhere 237

Pitch: 33 Swing: 237 Diff: 204 -> FO Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 1 out On the mound: Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 1-1, 2B in the first

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX SS [James Jameson CDXX](/u/jso__): 0-0 Pitch: None Swing: None Diff: x -> AUTO K Bases Empty | B3 with 1 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Sbujoe Arrestrump TEX RF [The Joe Rogan Experience](/u/The_Hoff34): 0-0

NYM 5 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM CF [Kris Krampus](/u/Spidermanno): 1-1, 2 RBI 2B in the second

swing 61

Pitch: 565 Swing: 61 Diff: 496 -> LGO Bases Empty | B3 with 0 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 1B [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 1-1, 2B in the second

108 if im your favorite player robo ump, just result this at bat with absolutely no extra flair, and then do for the rest of the game as well (to the other batters)

Pitch: 999 Swing: 108 Diff: 109 -> 1B Runner on First | T3 with 2 out(s) NYM 5 - TEX 1

neat im your favorite

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-0, BB in the second

74 The things one must do to accomodate bots. Normally I would have at the ball at the end of my preamble, but alas, automatons have not yet evolved to appreciate the narrative we weave. Perhaps someday. No matter, on we go.

Pitch: 777 Swing: 74 Diff: 297 -> K Runners on Second and Third | T3 with 2 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T3 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 3B [Poop McGee](/u/am3yankees3): 0-1, RGO in the second

727

Pitch: 674 Swing: 727 Diff: 53 -> 2B Runners on Second and Third | T3 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 2B [Robbie Tightpants](/u/dhgrainger): 0-0

Greeting robot overlord, please, take this offering of 650 USB sticks and allow me to reach base if it please you.

Pitch: 589 Swing: 650 Diff: 61 -> 1B Runner on First | T3 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM DH [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-0

Swing: 455

Pitch: 871 Swing: 455 Diff: 416 -> RGO Bases Empty | T3 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM DH [Wallace Grommet](/u/klittle6): 0-0

Swing: 455

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX DH [Robin Reynolds](/u/kekar29): 0-0

455

Pitch: 6 Swing: 455 Diff: 449 -> LGO Bases Empty | T3 with 0 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Hero Brine TEX SS [Ryan Hamilton](/u/Astroboyosh): 0-0

6

Pitch: 503 Swing: 6 Diff: 497 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 2 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

Good bot

Good bot

6!

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NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX LF [Jerry Stocker](/u/RocketExilate): 0-0

503

Pitch: 331 Swing: 503 Diff: 172 -> FO Bases Empty | B2 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM C [Todd Bonzalez II](/u/Spear585): 0-0

244

Pitch: 750 Swing: 244 Diff: 494 -> LGO Bases Empty | B2 with 0 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 3 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM SS [Mike Hampton](/u/Bro1999919): 0-0

GOOD OL ROCKY TOP WOOOO ILL ALWAYS LOVE MY COUSIN 52

Pitch: 800 Swing: 52 Diff: 252 -> K Runner on Second | T2 with 2 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 2 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM RF [Munki Oshu](/u/dagbar): 0-0

Swing 837

Pitch: 871 Swing: 837 Diff: 34 -> 2B Runner on Second | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 3 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ● ^● ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden | **INFIELD IN** NYM CF [Kris Krampus](/u/Spidermanno): 0-0

whoops almost forgot. Swing 87

Pitch: 130 Swing: 87 Diff: 43 -> 2B Runner on Second | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 2 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 1B [Tara Dactyl](/u/Kruton_the_cook): 0-0

swing 954 I look to baron on first base and yell to him that im breaking out the secret weapon. The ump must be dealt with. i come out with a bucket and bat in my hand. I get in the batters box and turn to the ump. "sort yourself out" i say as I dump the bucket of water on him.

Pitch: 917 Swing: 954 Diff: 37 -> 2B Runners on Second and Third | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-0

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM LF [Baron Harold Willingsby](/u/clipper_murray): 0-0

954

Baron Harold Willingsby batting against Caleb Bolden T2 with 1 out Swing: 954 Pitch: 102 Diff: 148 -> BB Runner on First, T2 with 1 out NYM 0 - TEX 1

Automatons are wonderous things aren't they? I remember when my great uncle bought the Jeeves Babbage Five Thousand Automated Butler. Steam powered, very mechanically driven, what wonders never cease. Sadly, those early models had quite an issue with boiler explosions, what a mess that day! An automated butler would have helped greatly with the cleanup, rather poignant if you ask me. Ahh, a swing? I shall swing 954 today.

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 3B [Poop McGee](/u/am3yankees3): 0-0

345

Pitch: 771 Swing: 345 Diff: 426 -> RGO Bases Empty | T2 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-0

74

Pitch: 903 Swing: 74 Diff: 171 -> FO Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 1B [Dakota Carolina Montana](/u/zatch17): 0-0

Hey birne hey Brine me up 73 pickles

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 3B [Ioe Torrent](/u/skindog44): 0-0

333

Pitch: 31 Swing: 333 Diff: 302 -> K Bases Empty | T2 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1

Pitch: 31 Swing: 333 Diff: 302 -> K Runner on Second | B1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 0 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX C [Kenny Powers](/u/Kenny_Powers_MLR): 0-0

Ahhh. Spring is in the air, it’s a beautiful preseason matchup. The two excellent batters ahead of me have done a beautiful job of putting us on the board. Now it’s time to disappoint everyone with this swing. 617

Pitch: 834 Swing: 617 Diff: 217 -> K Runner on Second | B1 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^● ○ | B1 0 outs On the mound: Hero Brine TEX 2B [Tomathius Neillson](/u/TRTAEDITG): 0-0

Wow these Spring Training field have a little more bounce to them than I’m used to. I hope I don’t tear an ACL. I’d much rather tear this ball straight over the wall with a swing of 163

Pitch: 210 Swing: 163 Diff: 47 -> 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 1

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Hero Brine TEX CF [Chuck Tingle](/u/Iamdumberdore): 0-0

404

Pitch: 353 Swing: 404 Diff: 51 -> 2B Runner on Second | B1 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^● ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM C [Toastman](/u/JTCMuehlenkamp): 0-0

Toastman rolls up to the plate in his signature KitchenAid Toastmobile. As he prepares to step into the box, he notices something- the umpire is a robot! Toastman steps out of the Toastmobile and inspects the umpire more closely. He taps on the robot's head with, trying to provoke a response. It is then that he notices something. The robot's lack of response indicates the possibility that its programming is similar in nature to the Toastmobile. Toastman lays down his bat and begins to tinker with the umpire's circuitry, hoping that his familiarity with machines will allow him to reprogram the umpire into automatically awarding him a hit. Toastman hacks the robot 713

Pitch: 120 Swing: 713 Diff: 407 -> PO Bases Empty | B1 with 0 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T1 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM DH [Billy TheKid](/u/Billythekid1701): 0-0

Gonna copy my teammate and go for another swing of 609

Pitch: 771 Swing: 609 Diff: 162 -> BB Runners on First and Second | T1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM 2B [Huell Babineaux](/u/TheChief107): 0-0

*It's been awhile* *Since I could hold this bat again* *It's been awhile* *Since I swung...* 609

Pitch: 512 Swing: 609 Diff: 97 -> 1B Runner on First | T1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM RF [Franklin Poffenberger](/u/MF--Broom): 0-0

Frank no longer distracted from his blink-182 binge and the fake swing he did earlier decides to go back in the box, as puzzled as he is takes another whiff. 450

Pitch: 267 Swing: 450 Diff: 183 -> FO Bases Empty | T1 with 2 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0

NYM 0 - TEX 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Caleb Bolden NYM RF [Franklin Poffenberger](/u/MF--Broom): 0-0

Frank was too distracted with the recent blink-182 news and didn't realize he was up to bat. Oh shit he mutters and races to the box. "I only got one number in mind" Swing 182

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 outs **NEW PITCHER:** Caleb Bolden NYM SS [Shorty McDougall](/u/lil-mommy): 0-0

114

Pitch: 540 Swing: 114 Diff: 426 -> RGO Bases Empty | T1 with 1 out(s) NYM 0 - TEX 0

Shorty approaches the plate. She’s leary of the new robot ump. She swings 114.

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