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FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 5 - CWS 4 | ○ ^● ○ | B8 2 outs On the mound: Harry McPotterson CWS SS [Miguel Camino](/u/Unionyoshi): 1-3, 2B in the fourth, DP in the fifth Camino steps up with the Sox down one and a runner on second


Unionyoshi

337


heylookjorge

Harry leaves a curveball hanging and Camino drives it deep to left. This ball is carrying as the Twins outfielders try to run back and get under it. Nothing doing as this one's gone for a walkoff home run in extras Swing: 337 Pitch: 322 Diff: 15 -> HR


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 5 - CWS 3 | ● ^● ○ | B8 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** Harry McPotterson **INFIELD IN** CWS DH [Dallas Houston](/u/mbless1415): 1-2, DP in the third, RBI 1B in the fifth Harry McPotterson takes the mound looking to close out the game for the Twins, facing Dallas Houston first


mbless1415

751


heylookjorge

Dallas Houston gets a bit of air under the ball, just enough to carry it and allow the runner to score from third Infield In: 751 Pitch: 555 Diff: 196 -> Sac


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 5 - CWS 3 | ● ^● ○ | B8 0 out On the mound: Salazar Santiago **INFIELD IN** CWS RF [Randy Riceandsandy](/u/hugeassanimetendies): 1-2, K in the third, 3B in the fifth Randy leads off the bottom of the eighth with the White Sox looking to come back again


HugeAssAnimeTendies

235


heylookjorge

The Twins defense doesn't miss a beat as Santiago forces a ground ball to second and they turn the out at first without allowing a run to score infield in: 235 Pitch: 598 Diff: 363 -> RGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 5 - CWS 3 | ○ ^● ○ | T8 2 outs On the mound: JZ MIN CF [Zephraim Donkus](/u/JLPhiTau): 0-3, PO in the third, LGO in the sixth Donkus up next looking to give the Twins some extra breathing room


JLPhiTau

676


heylookjorge

JZ gets out of the jam, forcing Donkus to pop out and end the inning Swing: 676 Pitch: 291 Diff: 385 -> PO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 5 - CWS 3 | ○ ^● ○ | T8 1 out **NEW PITCHER:** JZ MIN LF [Homer Nocker](/u/CableCubed): 1-3, 2B in the third, FO in the fifth JZ comes on to try and limit the damage


CableCubed

JZ? More like elite rapper who inspired millions of young children who thought they had no shot in life. What an honor to be hitting against you sir. Swing 422


mootmahsn

You should feel honored that they let you make contact. Homer Nocker batting against JZ T8 - 1 out | Runner on Second Swing: 422 Pitch: 849 Diff: 427 -> PO


CaptainSolo96

Homer bad Gib upvotes


mootmahsn

[The greatest part of this gif is the link. Let's see if automod is set up.](https://c.tenor.com/8OrrhBI9TMUAAAAC/fucking-die-redditor-stupid-cuck-funny-cat.gif)


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 4 - CWS 3 | ● ^○ ○ | T8 1 out On the mound: im sleve **INFIELD IN** MIN 1B [Arthur Vandelay](/u/Dahdscear): 0-3, PO in the third, DP in the fifth Vandelay jumps on sleve's first offering and drives it off the wall in center! Arthur Vandelay batting against im sleve T8 - 1 out | Runner on Third Infield In: 418 (via dm) Pitch: 389 Diff: 29 -> 2B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ● ^● ○ | T8 0 out On the mound: im sleve MIN 2B [toronto mans](/u/iiCheatr): 2-2, Solo HR in the third, 1B in the fifth Has either team considered having a Josh Naylor? I really recommend it.


iiCheatr

630


mootmahsn

I see you want the smoke. toronto mans batting against im sleve T8 with 0 out Swing: 630 Pitch: 48 Diff: 418 -> RGO Runner on Third, T8 with 1 out MIN 4 - CWS 3


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ● ^○ ● | B7 1 out On the mound: Salazar Santiago CWS 1B [Luke Skywalker](/u/Canner2477): 0-1, BB in the third, K in the fifth Luke Skywalker enters the box as Santiago looks to play some mind tricks and keep the game alive


Canner2477

I’m gonna Death Star this pitch 733


heylookjorge

From an empire standpoint, maybe, as this swing blows up in Luke's face with an inning ending double play Swing: 733 Pitch: 200 Diff: 467 -> DP


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ● ^○ ○ | B7 1 out On the mound: Salazar Santiago **INFIELD IN** CWS CF [Egirl Jimenez](/u/LocksTheFox): 0-0 Egirl Jimenez to pinch hit for Bob Robb


heylookjorge

The Twins issue the intentional walk to set runners on the corners Egirl Jimenez batting against Salazar Santiago B7 - 1 out | Runner on Third ibb: Pitch: Diff: x -> ibb


LocksTheFox

cowards


Boliestro

Youre too scary to face


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ● ^○ ○ | B7 1 out On the mound: Salazar Santiago **INFIELD IN** CWS CF [Bob Robb](/u/Gameran): 0-2, PO in the second, LGO in the fourth Bob Robb comes up with the winning run on third


heylookjorge

Pinch hitter called, hold the swing


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^● ○ | B7 0 out On the mound: Salazar Santiago CWS LF [Nota Nam III](/u/NotAName320): 0-2, FO in the second, K in the fourth After the quick top, the Sox try to blast one in the bottom.


NotAName320

that top was almost disappointingly quick. let’s see if i can last longer as the bottom. bunt 144


heylookjorge

Nota seems to catch the Twins off guard here, dropping the bunt instead of looking to show power in the bottom of the seventh bunt: 144 Pitch: 368 Diff: 224 -> Bunt


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^● ● | T7 1 out On the mound: im sleve MIN 3B [Joey Wheeler](/u/hartman_): 0-1, K in the second, BB in the fifth Wheeler steps in with a chance for a big play


hartman_

525


mootmahsn

Wheeler achieves the big play. Joey Wheeler batting against im sleve T7 - 1 out | Runners on First and Second Swing: 525 Pitch: 1000 Diff: 475 -> DP


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^● ○ | T7 1 out On the mound: im sleve MIN SS [Queen Pierre](/u/cenakofi): 1-2, 2 run HR in the second, K in the fourth Another chance here for the Twins to make some noise as Queen Pierre steps into the box


cenakofi

222


mootmahsn

Twins add a runner and a chance for a big play or a quick inning Queen Pierre batting against im sleve T7 - 1 out | Runner on Second Swing: 222 Pitch: 391 Diff: 169 -> BB


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^● ○ | T7 0 out On the mound: im sleve MIN C [Moby Dick](/u/Ok-GtThrowaway): 0-2, LGO in the second, FO in the fourth Moby Dick leads off the seventh as we get some free baseball


Ok-GtThrowaway

930


heylookjorge

Moby is unable to make a splash here, working a full count before going down looking Swing: 930 Pitch: 207 Diff: 277 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 2 outs On the mound: Salazar Santiago CWS C [Richard Northstar](/u/StrategyGameventures): 1-1, RBI 3B in the fourth Northstar steps in one out away from this game going to extras


StrategyGameventures

690


heylookjorge

Northstar may be a bit too excited about potentially being the hero and goes down swinging as we head to extra innings Swing: 690 Pitch: 402 Diff: 288 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 1 out On the mound: Salazar Santiago CWS 2B [Fizzbear Doormat](/u/Metsareawesome5): 0-2, RGO in the first, K in the fourth Doormat is up next, hoping to walk it off instead of being walked all over


Metsareawesome5

762


heylookjorge

Fizzbear hears a wiz there as Santiago blows three fastballs by in quick succession to record the strikeout Swing: 762 Pitch: 25 Diff: 263 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | B6 0 out **NEW PITCHER:** Salazar Santiago CWS 3B [Garfield Chubbs](/u/htb24): 1-2, K in the first, RBI 2B in the fourth The Twins bring in the closer for the bottom of six, hoping to play seven.


htb24

401


mootmahsn

Chubbs gets most of the first pitch and it gets most of the way out of the ballpark. Garfield Chubbs batting against Salazar Santiago B6 - 0 out | Bases Empty Swing: 401 Pitch: 222 Diff: 179 -> FO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 2 outs On the mound: im sleve MIN P [Mecha Vulfzilla](/u/Mile114): 0-2, RGO in the second, RGO in the fourth Time for some pitcher on pitcher crime?


Mile114

888


mootmahsn

I guess no one told Vulf about tax free college savings Mecha Vulfzilla batting against im sleve T6 - 2 outs | Bases Empty Swing: 888 Pitch: 529 Diff: 359 -> PO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 1 out On the mound: im sleve MIN RF [Leashy Hittem](/u/Urp34): 0-1, SB in the second, LGO in the third One down in the top of the sixth.


Urp34

hello once again sleve 493


mootmahsn

Goodbye again Leashy Leashy Hittem batting against im sleve T6 - 1 out | Bases Empty Swing: 493 Pitch: 93 Diff: 400 -> RGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^○ ○ | T6 0 out On the mound: im sleve MIN CF [Zephraim Donkus](/u/JLPhiTau): 0-2, PO in the first, PO in the third The Twins have a chance to put pressure on Chicago as we start the sixth


JLPhiTau

Am I gonna hit a third pop out?? 635


mootmahsn

No. Zephraim Donkus batting against im sleve T6 - 0 out | Bases Empty Swing: 635 Pitch: 118 Diff: 483 -> LGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 3 | ○ ^○ ● | B5 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS SS [Miguel Camino](/u/Unionyoshi): 1-2, LGO in the first, 2B in the fourth Go ahead run is on first as Vulf looks to double up to end the inning


Unionyoshi

169


heylookjorge

The White Sox manage to tie the game but Camino is unable to figure out Vulf's delivery and chops a curveball into the dirt for an inning ending double play Swing: 169 Pitch: 691 Diff: 478 -> DP


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ● ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla **INFIELD IN** CWS DH [Dallas Houston](/u/mbless1415): 0-1, DP in the third Twins pinch in the corners hoping to keep the runner at third


mbless1415

519


mootmahsn

Moby Dick changes the sign at the last minute and Houston shoots a single to left. That will get the job done. Dallas Houston batting against Mecha Vulfzilla B5 - 1 out | Runner on Third Infield In: 519 Pitch: 631 Diff: 112 -> 1B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS RF [Randy Riceandsandy](/u/hugeassanimetendies): 0-1, K in the third Randy is up next as the White Sox are running out of chances to come back


HugeAssAnimeTendies

747


mootmahsn

Tying run will once again reach third for the Sox Randy Riceandsandy batting against Mecha Vulfzilla B5 - 1 out | Bases Empty Swing: 747 Pitch: 720 Diff: 27 -> 3B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | B5 0 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS 1B [Luke Skywalker](/u/Canner2477): 0-0, BB in the third Vulf takes the mound again as Chicago looks to complete the comeback


Canner2477

133


heylookjorge

Luke doesn't succeed with any Jedi mind tricks here, striking out in 3 pitches to start the inning Swing: 133 Pitch: 391 Diff: 258 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ● ^○ ○ | T5 2 outs On the mound: im sleve MIN LF [Homer Nocker](/u/CableCubed): 1-2, PO in the first, 2B in the third Homer steps in trying to keep the inning alive


CableCubed

Art = Bad so that must mean that Homer = Good. And we all know that Art +1 = Good so then that means that Bad +1 = Homer and if we take that literally, if I swing 1000 I will get a homer. Swing 1000


heylookjorge

The logic seems to be flawed here as Homer also looks to be bad with a fly out here to end the inning Swing: 1000 Pitch: 179 Diff: 179 -> FO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ○ ^● ● | T5 0 out On the mound: im sleve MIN 1B [Arthur Vandelay](/u/Dahdscear): 0-2, FO in the first, PO in the third Next comes the greatest GM in Minnesota Twins history


Dahdscear

Greatest swing then? 999


heylookjorge

Greatest swing is a bit much but not even the biggest lie involving Art Vandelay that's ever been told Swing: 999 Pitch: 482 Diff: 483 -> DP


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ○ ^○ ● | T5 0 out On the mound: im sleve MIN 2B [toronto mans](/u/iiCheatr): 1-1, Solo HR in the third Can either pitcher or hitter capitalize on the situation? Seems unlikely.


iiCheatr

632


mootmahsn

I guess I was wrong. Best I can do is a few capitals though. toronto mans batting against im sleve T5 - 0 out | Runner on First Swing: 632 Pitch: 516 Diff: 116 -> 1B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ○ ^○ ○ | T5 0 out On the mound: im sleve MIN 3B [Joey Wheeler](/u/hartman_): 0-1, K in the second Hello Joey how you doing


hartman_

Joey good and nothing you can say will change that! I'm an unbreakable fortress of composure and happiness! When I ground out I'll be fine! 950


mootmahsn

You and sleve are both balling out today. That's good news for one of you. Joey Wheeler batting against im sleve T5 - 0 out | Bases Empty Swing: 950 Pitch: 792 Diff: 158 -> BB


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ● ^○ ○ | B4 2 outs On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS CF [Bob Robb](/u/Gameran): 0-1, PO in the second Bob Robb looks to tie it up.


Gameran

Bob Robb doesn’t know what weed is, but he’s scared of it. 420


mootmahsn

Weed is hitting successfully I guess? Bob Robb batting against Mecha Vulfzilla B4 - 2 outs | Runner on Third Swing: 420 Pitch: 939 Diff: 481 -> LGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 2 | ● ^○ ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS LF [Nota Nam III](/u/NotAName320): 0-1, FO in the second The tying run stands on third for the Sox


NotAName320

69 lol


mootmahsn

Nota can't take advantage of the shallow infield as the ball never even touches the bat. Nota Nam III batting against Mecha Vulfzilla B4 - 1 out | Runner on Third Infield In: 69 Pitch: 791 Diff: 278 -> K


mootmahsn

#Infield is in


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS C [Richard Northstar](/u/StrategyGameventures): 0-0 Hannah seems to be more away and less outlaw so Northstar will come in to swing. Vulf seems to be a bit thrown off by the last minute change and hangs a curve that Richard buries in the right field corner. Richard Northstar batting against Mecha Vulfzilla B4 - 1 out | Runner on Second Swing: 333 Pitch: 360 Diff: 27 -> 3B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS C [Hannah Outlaw](/u/theshinymew64): 0-1, LGO in the second Is Outlaw a family name or?


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 1 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 0 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS 2B [Fizzbear Doormat](/u/Metsareawesome5): 0-1, RGO in the first The Twins are wondering why they're having an issue with doubles.


Metsareawesome5

2


heylookjorge

All fizz and no near as Doormat is metaphorically walked all over by Vulfzilla for the K Swing: 2 Pitch: 737 Diff: 265 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^● ○ | B4 0 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS 3B [Garfield Chubbs](/u/htb24): 0-1, K in the first Chubbs comes up with a good chance to get Chicago on the board


htb24

223


heylookjorge

Garfield feasts on a hanging curve, driving the ball deep to right and off the wall for a double as the White Sox score their first run of the game Swing: 223 Pitch: 161 Diff: 62 -> 2B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B4 0 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS SS [Miguel Camino](/u/Unionyoshi): 0-1, LGO in the first Camino gets a second look at Vulfzilla as the White Sox look to mount a comeback


Unionyoshi

525


heylookjorge

Camino smacks the first pitch into left and gets those wheels moving, strolling into second with a leadoff double Swing: 525 Pitch: 471 Diff: 54 -> 2B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 2 outs On the mound: im sleve MIN SS [Queen Pierre](/u/cenakofi): 1-1, 2 run HR in the second Queen Pierre steps in again after hitting a homer the first time up


cenakofi

214


heylookjorge

Maybe a bit too eager to replicate the last at-bat, Pierre digs in and takes three big swings, all catching nothing but the air Swing: 214 Pitch: 914 Diff: 300 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 1 out On the mound: im sleve MIN C [Moby Dick](/u/Ok-GtThrowaway): 0-1, LGO in the second How you doing, Moby? I am currently at Belle Tire waiting to get my new tires.


Ok-GtThrowaway

700, I had to break out the spare tire just last week


heylookjorge

Much like a car with a flat, this is pitch is jacked up. Unfortunately for Moby though it's also like an over inflated tire and has too much air, getting caught on the warning track Swing: 700 Pitch: 935 Diff: 235 -> FO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T4 0 out On the mound: im sleve MIN P [Mecha Vulfzilla](/u/Mile114): 0-1, RGO in the second Vulf leads off as we start the fourth


Mile114

1000


heylookjorge

Vulfzilla might need their gears oiled up from the look of this play. We see a choppy swing result in a hard ground ball to the shortstop as Vulfzilla struggles to get their leg gears turning and it's not even a close play at first. One down Swing: 1000 Pitch: 629 Diff: 371 -> RGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B3 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS DH [Dallas Houston](/u/mbless1415): 0-0 Dallas Houston is up next with the White Sox looking to get on the board, I tell you hwat


mbless1415

547


mootmahsn

What a fantastic day to not be batting against Vulf. Dallas Houston batting against Mecha Vulfzilla B3 - 1 out | Runner on First Swing: 547 Pitch: 36 Diff: 489 -> DP


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ● | B3 0 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS RF [Randy Riceandsandy](/u/hugeassanimetendies): 0-0 Randy looking to come in handy


HugeAssAnimeTendies

799


heylookjorge

The result isn't exactly dandy for Randy as he goes down swinging for the first out Swing: 799 Pitch: 547 Diff: 252 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B3 0 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS 1B [Luke Skywalker](/u/Canner2477): 0-0 Luke Skywalker leads off the third for the White Sox. Unfortunately only on May 3rd


Canner2477

533


heylookjorge

It's not in the sky but Luke does some walking here Swing: 533 Pitch: 369 Diff: 164 -> BB


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T3 2 outs On the mound: im sleve MIN RF [Leashy Hittem](/u/Urp34): 0-0, BB in the second, SB in the second Will Leashy hit em or will sleve sit em?


Urp34

I miss you sleve 270


heylookjorge

Sit em it is. sleve relieves, inducing the grounder to third and ends the inning. Swing: 270 Pitch: 820 Diff: 450 -> LGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: im sleve MIN CF [Zephraim Donkus](/u/JLPhiTau): 0-1, PO in the first Donkus hoping to roll out of bed and dongus.


JLPhiTau

How many donks does it take to dunk a donkey? 872


heylookjorge

I can't even fathom that many donks. The log jam of all those donks distracts Zephraim who hits a soft pop fly that doesn't escape the infield Swing: 872 Pitch: 267 Diff: 395 -> PO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 1 out On the mound: im sleve MIN LF [Homer Nocker](/u/CableCubed): 0-1, PO in the first I roll to smooch Homer


CableCubed

-roll d20 :game_die: 1 (1 - 20) Oops sorry, you critically failed. Guess you just die. What a shame Swing 701


heylookjorge

If only Homer were having better luck with dice rolls this may have been a home run. But he must have a good dex modifier, handling the pitch easily and driving a double into the gap in left center Swing: 701 Pitch: 726 Diff: 25 -> 2B


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 3 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 out **NEW PITCHER:** im sleve MIN 1B [Arthur Vandelay](/u/Dahdscear): 0-1, FO in the first Northstar has seen enough and drags sleve out of the restroom and onto the mound.


Dahdscear

966 seems about right.


supereggfish

Maybe don't just go with a number that seems just right. I think you should swing numbers that are right. Your instinct of just right numbers is wrong. Swing: 966 Pitch: 269 Diff: 303 -> PO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 2 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T3 0 out On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN 2B [toronto mans](/u/iiCheatr): 0-0 Minnesota's toronto mans takes the plate in Chicago


iiCheatr

462


supereggfish

As someone who is a GM for in this division, I am not sure who I want to win. All I know is that the Twins are killing it with this start of inning homerun to once again increase the lead. Swing: 462 Pitch: 466 Diff: 4 -> HR MIN 3 - CWS 0


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 2 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 2 outs On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS CF [Bob Robb](/u/Gameran): 0-0 Bob Robb the heartthrob wants to make Vulf's pitch look like a lob


Gameran

Bob Robb's heart throbs through his shirt. It's disgusting. 484


heylookjorge

The fans start to sob at the sight of the Robb throb. On the other hand the Twins are excited as Bob fails to hit a bomb, instead hitting a soft pop up to end the inning Swing: 484 Pitch: 177 Diff: 307 -> PO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 2 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS LF [Nota Nam III](/u/NotAName320): 0-0 Nota is up next looking to get the White Sox on the board


NotAName320

900


heylookjorge

Nota great outcome here for Chicago as Nam flies out to left Swing: 900 Pitch: 689 Diff: 211 -> FO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 2 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B2 0 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS C [Hannah Outlaw](/u/theshinymew64): 0-0 Up to bat steps one of the top ten Hannahs that I can think of.


theshinymew64

634


heylookjorge

Outlaw steps in bats blazing but can't get underneath the pitch and grounds out to start the inning Swing: 634 Pitch: 114 Diff: 480 -> LGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 2 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN 3B [Joey Wheeler](/u/hartman_): 0-0 Joey Wheeler and dealer steps up following the home run


hartman_

122


mootmahsn

The Wheeler on the bus goes Sit right down Sit right down Sit right down The Wheeler on the bus goes Sit right down All through the town Joey Wheeler batting against Hudson Hildebrandt T2 - 2 outs | Bases Empty Swing: 112 Pitch: 867 Diff: 245 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ● ^○ ○ | T2 2 outs On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN SS [Queen Pierre](/u/cenakofi): 0-0 Queen Pierre, how's your weekend?


cenakofi

Not bad! Just finished my last final project of the semester. It kinda sucked though. Hoping for a C. I mean uh, Queenly duties, I uh sipped some tea and beheaded rival soldiers this weekend. 250


heylookjorge

Hey, queens get schooled too. And much like your other enemies you've done the baseball equivalent of beheading this pitch as it sails clear over the fence to give the Twins a 2-0 lead Swing: 250 Pitch: 225 Diff: 25 -> HR


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ● ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt **INFIELD IN** MIN C [Moby Dick](/u/Ok-GtThrowaway): 0-0 Moby Dick steps in to pinch hit here


heylookjorge

Swing was submitted via DM Moby Dick batting against Hudson Hildebrandt T2 - 1 out | Runner on Third infield in: 600 Pitch: 101 Diff: 499 -> LGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ● ^○ ○ | T2 1 out On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt **INFIELD IN** MIN LF [King Kruul](/u/Druidicdwarf): 0-0 King Kruul with a chance to give the Twins an early lead


Druidicdwarf

Sorry! My phone died last night. Can I have a 345 please? Ty for umping and have a great day!


heylookjorge

Sorry, conditional sub was called and I've only just gotten up so I didn't have time to comment to hold the swing


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^● ○ | T2 0 out On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN P [Mecha Vulfzilla](/u/Mile114): 0-0 Vulfzilla settles into the box again with a runner in scoring position


Mile114

114


heylookjorge

Mecha Vulfzilla is unable to get a hit but manages a slow roller to first that advances to Leashy third Swing: 114 Pitch: 703 Diff: 411 -> RGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ● | T2 0 out On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN P [Mecha Vulfzilla](/u/Mile114): 0-0 Vulfzilla steps up looking to help their own cause at the plate


Urp34

STEAL 750


heylookjorge

Leashy, unsatisfied with simply walking chooses to run here. Evading the tag we see the game's first baserunner nab a steal Steal: 750 Pitch: 755 Diff: 5 -> SB


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T2 0 out On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN RF [Leashy Hittem](/u/Urp34): 0-0 After both the top and bottom were entirely without climax, we try again in the second.


Urp34

It's a beautiful day 414


heylookjorge

A beautiful day calls for a walk which is exactly what you do here Swing: 414 Pitch: 570 Diff: 156 -> BB


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 2 outs On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS 2B [Fizzbear Doormat](/u/Metsareawesome5): 0-0 Will Doormat be the third Sox to lay down for Vulf?


Metsareawesome5

500 please


heylookjorge

Fizzbear can't get a read on Vulfzilla and grounds out to close out the first inning in Chicago Swing: 500 Pitch: 844 Diff: 344 -> RGO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 1 out On the mound: Mecha Vulfzilla CWS 3B [Garfield Chubbs](/u/htb24): 0-0 Chubbs steps up next for the White Sox


htb24

699


mootmahsn

Garfield has a comical at bat as they are unable to make any contact. Garfield Chubbs batting against Mecha Vulfzilla B1 - 1 out | Bases Empty Swing: 699 Pitch: 391 Diff: 308 -> K


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | B1 0 out **NEW PITCHER:** Mecha Vulfzilla CWS SS [Miguel Camino](/u/Unionyoshi): 0-0 After a quiet top, the Sox hope to score in the bottom.


Unionyoshi

229


heylookjorge

Camino gets fooled by a changeup and hits a ground ball to toronto mans for the first out Swing: 229 Pitch: 748 Diff: 481 -> LGO


Mile114

*tips cap to Miguel Camino* I really like your name


Unionyoshi

Thanks :D


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 2 outs On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN CF [Zephraim Donkus](/u/JLPhiTau): 0-0 Zephraim looks to prevent Hudson from retiring the Twins in order in the first


JLPhiTau

Fuckin golf. I fuckin suck at golf. 52


heylookjorge

I've only ever gone to the driving range and that went terribly itself. I accidentally lost the club and it went on a high arc for a short distance, much like the ball in this at-bat Swing: 52 Pitch: 494 Diff: 442 -> PO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

MIN 0 - CWS 0 | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 1 out On the mound: Hudson Hildebrandt MIN C [Homer Nocker](/u/CableCubed): 0-0 Homer, do you ever think about the sheer coincidence you became a ballplayer with a name like Homer Nocker?


CableCubed

Well baseball actually runs in my family. In fact, it's been the basis of our life-feud with the Knocker family who also "play baseball". Me and my brothers were born to play baseball, so I don't think that's a coincidence. Although, as to what that has to do with my name, I don't seem to follow.... Swing 295


heylookjorge

I'm sure I read the name elsewhere before but it escapes me now. I try to think of it as the ball arcs high before lazily falling into Doormat's glove for the second out. The ball hitting the mitt breaks my concentration. Another time Swing: 295 Pitch: 666 Diff: 371 -> PO


FakeBaseball_Umpire

Start of Game | ○ ^○ ○ | T1 0 out **NEW PITCHER:** Hudson Hildebrandt MIN 1B [Arthur Vandelay](/u/Dahdscear): 0-0 Art leads things off today as the Twins and White Sox meet in a late season divisional matchup


Dahdscear

Always liked Hudson. Once I wanted to sign him, but stinky Homer said no. it was 978 days ago.


heylookjorge

That Homer sure does like to poo poo things. Which checks out with that time he kept breaking wind behind the plate. Dwelling on Homer's negativity, Art can't quite square up to the pitch and hits a routine fly out to get the game underway Swing: 978 Pitch: 788 Diff: 190 -> FO