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MilkBoyo

"We'll do the rest when you get back", now what did you mean when you said that?


Causal_Calamity

"I was just trying to motivate him."


Lineman27

But you see how this looks.


ToXiC_Games

*Misato looks dow for a time and then cracks open a bear* “May I?”


macfirbolg

Animal abuse, too, now?


ToXiC_Games

“I was just having a little fun…


QueenHistoria1990

“You don’t understand how depressed he was, we just needed him to get in the damn robot!” - Misato probably


maozs

tfw u make an entire story about the difficulties of human relations & communications but then everyone keeps taking what yr characters say at face value 😩


Ender_D

“But you know how this looks, don’t you?”


kakokapolei

“I do and I just wanted to give him some motivation sir, that’s it. I did not intend to do anything else sir.”


[deleted]

"Im his parent guardian i swear"


[deleted]

“So you’re saying you didn’t know he was 14?”


oxg03

yes "but you do agree to knowing he's an anime protag, so how does that work"


BADMANvegeta_

“It says right here in the chat logs ‘that’s a grown up kiss, when you come back we’ll do the rest’ that’s you, it’s all right here.”


Renzo_cadillo

*"I want you to blank me with your blank in your EVA with me"* Now, what did you mean by that?


[deleted]

Objection your honor clearly the entry plug is too small for the defendant to fit in.


grapes9h5

“Providing comfort in trying times” is not an excuse Miss Katsuragi - this is very serious.


AlexT05_QC

"I don't care it was considered legal in 2016, it's still gross grooming and a potential violation of the young boy's borders. May you explain yourself, madam Katsuragi?"


il28cf

“You drove all the way here from Tokyo-3 to just ‘pick up’ this 14-year-old boy? You sent him a salacious photo of yourself posing suggestively. I mean, what am I supposed to think about this, Major Katsuragi?”


CopeMalaHarris

The chat logs say right here that you’re going to “put the moves” on him?


Sailorjupiter_4

"Eww, no I totally didn't know I sent that!"


brokensilence32

“That was a joke! And I said that I *wasn’t* going to put the moves on him!”


uthisreadwrong

Damn out of all the anime communities I’ve been in, Eva has the best memes, no contest


EverythingCeptCount

No hug for me?


NervvsSeele

"Take a seat, right over here"


THICC_EXTRA

i have the chat logs


Ninjartist36

What did you expect from a 29yr old alcoholic woman who hasn't had sex since her ex-boyfriend


Timsgangsta

I was just going to take him to the eva


apple_ketchup

rip bozo


kakokapolei

The TCAP community and Evangelion community coming together in a single meme is something I never knew I wanted


Tempestblue

Pedro-slayer Chris Hansen : you would have had sex with a 14 year old boy? Misato: probably yea, I'm sorry I know you think it's bad, but that's what it is. And that would be.... Probably the cleanest best pleasure. God Tcap was a trip.


rigadoog

On Misato Monday? You're heartless.


TheGhostOfDeath

I was actually dreaming that I was watching a video parody where Misato appears in To Catch a Predator.


ThePreisISRight

As funny as this is, and I think I get it form the context of the comments, who are those two men? Is this a scene form a movie?


infinite_lyy

Check out Chris Hansen - To Catch a Predator


Ender_D

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/To_Catch_a_Predator


TsarLucky

Laughing at all these comments. Thanks guys for being the best meme community


[deleted]

OH CAWD!!


[deleted]

I thought maybe one those insiders could point me in the right direction explicitly. Maybe I have to wait until morning.


post-trauma-syndrome

"I was just following orders"


Flaky-Purchase595

I'm not gonna lie, kiss Shinji was the "cleanest best pleasure"


FunkAgent

2XSpicy


copareeeee

Everywhere at the end of the time be like


Evangeliman

Ramiel...


ghostfaber

No judge in the world would convict Misato.


The_ghost_of_shell

i may not be a judge yet (because i'm only 13) but i certainly would


Gscj9899

Bruh, maybe u shouldn’t be watching evengalion


M9dno

wdym, eva was literally aimed at teens


ghostfaber

No it wasn't, EVA is a dissection on the teenager piloting a mecha genre told in a "real" way. That's like saying any animated show is for kids because its animated.


M9dno

it literally was. one of the main reasons why EVA was created is to bring awareness to Japan's problems with extreme escapism and unwillingness/inability to connect with other people, in order to teach young people how to act like functional members of society


ghostfaber

Definitely not 13 year olds, i mean you can watch it and probably understand it but emotionally and psychologically this shits for adults. '


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M9dno

yeah you didn't understand anything


The_ghost_of_shell

lol, why not? it isn't that heavy