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chris4329

Just tell him you'll give him $20 but he has to send you $10 first.


Roy1984

Give him $20 after few years when dollar completely loses its value :)


cinnapear

If the dollar completely loses its value something tells me your phone will no longer work...


Celebrate-The-Hype

I give the Dollar and Euro 10 years. Change happens exponentiell. Look at the Internet 2001 and now.


6455968283989403

the EURO is not at all comparable to the very shady USD


Celebrate-The-Hype

For real? It is wors here in the EU because there are countries like Greek and Italy with Banks close to collaps. To many countries want to leave the euro already... The EU is great but the Euro as one currency for all is insane in Europa.


BeginningDark7783

Hahahaha, sounds like a rug pull


Logical-Beautiful66

You have to give him 20$ back a week later. He'll think you made some kind of investment. Than you ask for 50$, to give him back 100$. But just run with that 50$ lol


cloverpicker

And then actually do it if he does just to be like that.


Fru1tsPunchSamurai_G

In bird culture this is considered a dick move


Tricky_Troll

Why though? This way has an extra step? ^/s


nowholdyourhorses

Every day I get dms from scam accounts with 0 karma asking me how my trading goes. Bitch, my portfolio is in the 2 digits and shrinking, how do you think my trading is going?


Hava_Cup_Of_STFU

Thanks for the spit take... “2 digits & shrinking...” 🤣🤣


Logical-Beautiful66

I mean, you can scam me, but you're loosing your time here.


gustavossj

This is how I feel.


Tricky_Troll

Woah, look at this guy, everyone. He's flexing that he hasn't lost all his money yet!


Roy1984

I think there is an option on Reddit to block messages receiving from some accounts based on age and karma points. Anyway if you see an account with 0 karma old few days it's obvious that someone will shill Forex trading and send you affiliate links. Just block these guys.


nowholdyourhorses

I'm tempted to open a long conversation that leads to nowhere with one of these guys, but I even procrastinate doing that.


DDDUnit2990

Way to flex that you have a zero at the end


Cute-spook

Yeah it is sad to watch 😓


raymv1987

Appreciate the honesty at least


dont_forget_canada

yeah I would actually send him 10 dollars


Mental_Cut8290

Co-worker of mine was walking downtown. Some bum asked him for a buck. "What the hell are you going to do with it?" "Buy drugs." ... "Fuck it, here's $20. Have fun!"


Logical-Beautiful66

Happened to me, rolled 2 joints to smoke with him while we chatted about life


Huge_Monero_Shill

~~Money~~ Weed well spent


SxQuadro

Lmao


boomerberg

Any chance? 😎


SxQuadro

Well, hello there! I accept it in Donuts ! ^(/s)


Anonymous21141

Same


lil_meme1o1

Fr tho, the absurdity of it makes you actually want to give him money


Buzz_Sensei

Most people don't like this level of honesty.


JohnFrontino

He is more honest than many other people.


ethereum88

Yes, he is honest! Technically he is not a scammer, he is just asking politely. 😸


ethereumshield

Better than forex trading scammers


SxQuadro

and Nigerian prince


OnlyDiver_1776

I'd just give it to him. Very honest business man


hblok

Cory Doctorow has an interesting observation on this in his book "Information doesn't want to be free". It's about making money in the internet age. However, his point is, begging and busking works and even give a steady predictable income.


pitline810

Funny post but why is this on /r/ethtrader?


Mental_Cut8290

Because there are no standards on this sub. It's just a version of r/memes combined with r/WallStreetBets


Fru1tsPunchSamurai_G

Democracy!


Fearless-Effective86

The gas fees alone will not make this doable


iwannagetintostocks

That’s 300iq


SlurpnClam

Who gave the panhandler a phone..?


recripto

Beggar with an iPhone


Whitecloud76

You got it’s in the mail!!!


angyts

Try the xDai faucet. Gives 0.01 xDai. Maybe after 100,000,000 days he would meet his target.


Inthefi8

Eat a giant cock


Electrical-Type-6150

I'd say send him 0.5 and settle with that.


Prakchek

I thought about doing that but slightly different. I want to ask Jeff Bezos for 1% of one day’s worth of his personal earnings. What’s one percent of one day? Nothing to him.


InItToHodl

He might just be on to something good


dericulous

I got a random email out of the blue like this from some shitty artist (linked to his art page) asking for money so he could buy his gf a designer bag. Listed all of his wallet addresses as well. Such a weird way to beg.


bassmansinclair

Hell, I guess I’m not thinking big enough, I would have asked for a dollar from everyone, if I was going to do this crap. It wouldn’t surprise me if they collect, I saw dumber shit happening last year.


Spaxer310

Sounds legit, ill give him $11


Vgta-Bst

You guys laugh but I bet he got at least a couple hundreds. If he would've texted me while I was drunk he would've got the money.


Jimbotastic777

Almost like a Politician, but too honest to be.....


Baby_bull_512

🤣🤣🤣 wtf?!


TraumaticE

Why not ask 1,000,000 people for $1? Much better effort. Or even 10,000,000 people for only $0.10? Practically a gaurantee. Now asking 100,000,000 for $0.01? You hit your jackpot.


Buzz_Sensei

Nice idea. People would be willing to give $1 than $10, but the problem is finding the 1,000,000 people. It would require a lot of hard work.


Kristoff-bonilla

Upgrades people, upgrades!


lil_meme1o1

instagram comments


TraumaticE

It's not a nice idea


HansGruber14

Funny you say that. It reminded me of this article where the kid did exactly what you were saying through the mail in the pre-Internet days. https://www.npr.org/2014/09/06/346155274/the-kid-who-crowdfunded-his-college-education-in-1987


TraumaticE

Good read, thanks


TraumaticE

Lel who downvoted me?


Huangnitosan

Giving me ideas…🤔🤣


1miker

Everyone send me a dollar tomorrow will be your turn


UrMuMGaEe

This way, the guy is waay better than elon musk lol


bogeypro

At least he is honest...


False-Reference-2369

If he would ask for 1 dollar instead of 10 while being up front like he is, he would more successful.


Robdeprop

But would be be 10 times more successful? Which is required to break even? I doubt it.


False-Reference-2369

Well thats assuming he reaches his goal. More people are willing to part with 1 dollar than they are with 10 dollars. Don't beleive me? Ask the homeless person you see at the next stop light.


Robdeprop

No I'm not even assuming that he reaches his goal. Sure, more people may be willing to give $1, but every person that agrees to giving $10 counts for 10 people giving $1. In other words, it's only worth asking for $1 instead of $10 if people are more than ten times as likely to agree to giving $1 as they are to giving $10.


False-Reference-2369

Wow bro, you are way over thinking this. But ok you win.


markelaborates

Come on, you gotta give it to him. Honest, straight to the point. No bullshitting around.


Usedjagsnextleft

No shade to the hustle


ThePeoplesInvestor

I love the honesty!


RobinHooooold

Paypal address?


DTOM_1775

Long before crowd sourcing was a thing, a kid got accepted to college but could pay for it. He figured out if he could get almost 3 million people to send him a penny he could pay for it. He managed to get his story printed in a national newspaper. People saw the story and began sending him a penny. He raised more than enough to pay for college. This person isn't paying for college but is being honest.


buy_the_peaks

I hope he gets it


Western_Reading4875

Love the honesty tho


the-raging-tulip

King shit, I'd give him a couple dollars lol


obeesix

Kid is going places


Cautious_Ad_7232

Honesty is the best policy. I would


madmancryptokilla

No different then guy under the bride...ex..its a guy behind a nice pc or phone....fuk it give em 10 for honesty...id like ti see hin raise a mill!!!


In_Crust_We_Trust397

Seems legit lol


NeatAvocado4845

Worth a try lol


poojoop

Lmaoooo I love this


theofficialmascot

Fortune favours the bold 🤷🏼‍♂️


Roy1984

Think he would have a better chance if he asked 1 million people for $1.


craigrost

There is a panhandler by me and he has a sign that you can pay him via Cash App.


Trader0721

Gotta appreciate the honesty


RuckrTN

Cant knock the hustle


Sudosteelnet

Honestly i respect the hustle and it sounds like something i would do.


Estuenckel

Give them a contract that gives them the right to have $10 later if you make $100k next year. Sell them the option. Lol then short it, I’ll hedge it for you.


BerwynTeacher

This is the attitude of most of my students.


CryptoNightTM

I mean it s not a bad idea. I would give him 10$ where can i find him? 10 $ bucks for one person is nothing if it can make him a millionaire why not 😅


Fru1tsPunchSamurai_G

At least he is sincere


steamyp

he's not even a prince


harbn

Shooters shoot


JackB4Ucryptostonkrs

When your mother and Sister coming over


Wolfos9

I appreciate his honesty *sends $10*