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I mean, this is the truth

I mean, this is the truth

EthTraderCommunity

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chris4329

What I actually do is buy ETH and imagine my future millionaire life while eating doritos.


SxQuadro

The only difference is I eat ramens.


Roy1984

I am into popcorn


Devilshire52

I nibble on grass and drink rain water.


Buzz_Sensei

Haha


RazzmatazzVarious446

Perrier rain?


nowholdyourhorses

I actually do what the government in the picture thinks I do because I'd rather my wife think a burglar broke in than catch me throwing more money into ETH.


SxQuadro

I'm glad I'm single lol.


Roy1984

Market dips What you say: "Honey, the burglar robbed us again" What you do: Buy the dip


Jasquirtin

This is an underrated comment. I cried laughing at my desk


Siliconb3ach

This is an underrated comment. I cried. Under my desk.


ExcellentParty5476

Lol, no doubt!


90percent_in_crypto

Iโ€™m just holding bags


Roy1984

Balls deep in alts


energetic-dad

do you even crypto if you aren't bagholding some shitcoin you bought on a single reddit comment?


DonBaniak

God damn right


SxQuadro

r/UsernameChecksOut


CurrentBrother1

What is this trading you speak of? I only know buying and holding till my phone shows so much red I decorate it for christmas lights.


PastCheesecake6906

Haha this is so relatable LOL.


SxQuadro

''What I actually do'' part doesn't include ETH investment tho. Investing in ETH is probably the smartest thing I've ever did in my life lol.


1dmkelley

Same


steamyp

just throwing everything at the magic cyber money


SxQuadro

with the hope of becoming a millionaire sometime in the future and changing my main meal from ramens to something different lol


Tricky_Troll

I guess we're all just degenerate gambler hackermen making random bets on different types of play money? Sounds about right to me. ^(Especially the degenerate gambler part)


Jasquirtin

Iโ€™m a degenerate gambler too! Itโ€™s nice when your winning itโ€™s a lonely feeling when you get rekt on an all in bet on a sports bet that you were confident in snd the team you picked gets rekt


acenksz

what kind of truth do you mean


HoneyNumerous458

LMAO!๐Ÿค™


3akef

I would say the risk probability is slightly better than shooting a dart blind but yeah pretty much.


arth204805

Lol


SolorMining

This is the gwei.


Sliknik2125

Funny but true


PinkyPromiseBuddy

Yeah man , and you are gonna hit bulls eye with your eyes closed. HOW DOES THAT FEEL !


64LC64

Been a while since I've seen this format


CryptoBehemoth

This is the way


JohnFrontino

What I really do is look for cheap sports cars and mansions to buy with the money I don't have yet.


Daikataro

Friends are not exactly off the mark either...


txedd1

You either try or keep getting up to work at 4am ๐Ÿ˜‘.


coodyscoops

What i actually do is lose money and cry myself to sleep, then wake up and panic buy because of the severe fomo i got from seeing one minute of green, then search reddit while im supposed to be working for reassurance that i didnโ€™t give all my money away for no reason, and eat snacks for dinner to celebrate the 5 cents i made as profit during the 2 seconds i looked away. Wash rinse and repeat.


FishTheory

I'm glad I'm not the only one ๐Ÿ˜‚


ynotforever

I actually like memes like this because it shows that traders who use Market Cipher are one in few. That means more money for me to make. 1eth turned to 20 eth in 2 months, thats not geussing, thats data.


HoeFlikJeDat

For 95% of people that's True. Those that have to hold the BAG ... ๐Ÿ‘ป


Fair_Hospital_8600

The first and last one are similar only that I'd rather have my friends think I'm gambling instead ha


ClownFi60990298

What my wife's boyfriend thinks I do is lame


Expert_Card_420

Fire in the hole๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒ™


smokecat20

I'm an actual user. ... I buy porn with it