I mean, this is the truth
By - SxQuadro
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What I actually do is buy ETH and imagine my future millionaire life while eating doritos.
The only difference is I eat ramens.
I am into popcorn
I nibble on grass and drink rain water.
I actually do what the government in the picture thinks I do because I'd rather my wife think a burglar broke in than catch me throwing more money into ETH.
I'm glad I'm single lol.
What you say: "Honey, the burglar robbed us again"
What you do: Buy the dip
This is an underrated comment. I cried laughing at my desk
This is an underrated comment. I cried. Under my desk.
Lol, no doubt!
I’m just holding bags
Balls deep in alts
do you even crypto if you aren't bagholding some shitcoin you bought on a single reddit comment?
God damn right
What is this trading you speak of? I only know buying and holding till my phone shows so much red I decorate it for christmas lights.
Haha this is so relatable LOL.
''What I actually do'' part doesn't include ETH investment tho. Investing in ETH is probably the smartest thing I've ever did in my life lol.
just throwing everything at the magic cyber money
with the hope of becoming a millionaire sometime in the future and changing my main meal from ramens to something different lol
I guess we're all just degenerate gambler hackermen making random bets on different types of play money? Sounds about right to me. ^(Especially the degenerate gambler part)
I’m a degenerate gambler too! It’s nice when your winning it’s a lonely feeling when you get rekt on an all in bet on a sports bet that you were confident in snd the team you picked gets rekt
what kind of truth do you mean
I would say the risk probability is slightly better than shooting a dart blind but yeah pretty much.
This is the gwei.
Funny but true
Yeah man , and you are gonna hit bulls eye with your eyes closed. HOW DOES THAT FEEL !
Been a while since I've seen this format
This is the way
What I really do is look for cheap sports cars and mansions to buy with the money I don't have yet.
Friends are not exactly off the mark either...
You either try or keep getting up to work at 4am 😑.
What i actually do is lose money and cry myself to sleep, then wake up and panic buy because of the severe fomo i got from seeing one minute of green, then search reddit while im supposed to be working for reassurance that i didn’t give all my money away for no reason, and eat snacks for dinner to celebrate the 5 cents i made as profit during the 2 seconds i looked away.
Wash rinse and repeat.
I'm glad I'm not the only one 😂
I actually like memes like this because it shows that traders who use Market Cipher are one in few. That means more money for me to make. 1eth turned to 20 eth in 2 months, thats not geussing, thats data.
For 95% of people that's True. Those that have to hold the BAG ... 👻
The first and last one are similar only that I'd rather have my friends think I'm gambling instead ha
What my wife's boyfriend thinks I do is lame
Fire in the hole🔥🚀🌙
I'm an actual user.
... I buy porn with it