T O P

I guess so

I guess so

Logical-Beautiful66

Jokes on you, my parents give me 20 doge allocation per month for not talking to them about doge.


Veronamoto404

If my parents give me 0.001 every time i want to talk about crypto, i would be a millionaire in a week lol


Logical-Beautiful66

Damn, so quick math, you talk about crypto 1 billion times per week? So 1653 times per second, no sleeping. That's a lot.


Rooklee

Satire ffs


Logical-Beautiful66

No shit sherlock


Rooklee

Then structure your sentence better retard, also downvoting really now?


Logical-Beautiful66

You mad haha english is my second langage. Parle moi en français, voir comment tu te débrouille.


Rooklee

English is also my second language and such a french thing to do lmao


Baby_bull_512

That's a win!


Roy1984

I think they applied for a support for disabled kids to fund that.


Baby_bull_512

To the moooooon!!!! 🚀🚀🚀


chris4329

They want to go balls deep in Doge and you repeatedly try to talk them out of it, I appreciate the struggle.


Logical-Beautiful66

Just trying to protect my legacy lol


nowholdyourhorses

For 3 ETH you get visited by Vitalik himself and you have a deep philosophical conversation about what color your Lambo will be.


process777

For 3 ETH… Vitalik will donate 3 ETH to charity.


Veronamoto404

>For 3 ETH you get visited by Vitalik himself and you have a deep philosophical conversation about what color your Lambo will be. ...and discussed what kind of unicorn t-shirt we could wear


RedditisRunByClowns

Time start my own Charity then


l00pee

I've got more than that. I'd love to discuss with him my concern about his diet, but then I guess that's none of my business. But really though, eat something. We're counting on you.


BookkeeperLegal1729

Hilarious


Roy1984

But that's an outside of body experience tho. Not a real Vitalik.


Roy1984

But that's an outside of body experience tho. Not a real Vitalik.


Liamcoin

No taxes on crypto has long run potential, it is an attractive prospect to maintain your wealth. However, it’s not wise to have a lot of money in a place with an extremely high crime rate. What is even more absurd is that citizenship has a 3BTC fee. Also, moving there would not solve your exit strategy if your crypto acquisitions were made here in the US.


RedditisRunByClowns

$500000 will get you citizen ship in Italy


Liamcoin

Living in Italy vs El Salvador is not comparable, the opportunities each place offers are quite different. If I am not mistaken, Italian citizenship opens up opportunities to the EU. Quality of life alone justifies the hefty price tag for Italian citizenship; El Salvador in my opinion, cannot justify the 3BTC price tag because the only thing that they are offering is tax free earnings. If crypto will evolve as we all hope it does, and trickle down economy works — as they are betting on—it would still take many years for El Salvador to provide the quality of life Italy can offer. I’m not saying it’s impossible, I only argue that the Salvadorian incentive is not strong enough—yet— to motivate a relocation. 3BTC price tag is not helping their case either, unless, the gov has published a plan on how how they commit to reinvest their new BTC earnings into infrastructure and development. Otherwise, I fear this price tag will only enrich those who are in power.


Thenarza

How's a citizen's ship different than a regular Italian ship? Does it get special privileges in some harbors? If I ever buy a boat, I'm definitely looking into this designated citizen status.


HungMacarthurBull

I don't know anyone who'd move there for free, let alone pay 3 BTC...


Film2021

I mean, it’s an entire country. There are good places and bad places, just like every other nation.


chris4329

I'd give my kidney to live in the bad parts of Switzerland than the good parts of El Salvador.


ThrillingFungus

Aren’t they having grenade attacks and people running over strangers in vans sin Switzerland?


laqualitafaschifo

Yes you can shield yourself in an armed gated community anywhere in the world and be safe, doesn't mean it's ideal.


RedditisRunByClowns

They have the highest rate of gun violence in the world


Shakespeare-Bot

I knoweth not anyone who is't'd moveth thither f'r free, alloweth high-lone payeth 3 btc *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


Diesel_Manslaughter

It is beautiful but safety is a concern; this is overdramatic. 100k to live in El Salvador is a nice gated beach community with armed guards and a fully staffed house.


CurrentBrother1

I'd rather keep my 0.03 ETH and eat ramen for breakfast than move to Latin America.


BadAssMotherfuckr

Salvador is in Central America. Ignorant biaaatch.


UncleTedsManifesto

Ah yes the forgotten 8th continent.


candyflipp316

Central America is just a region


god_is_my_father

… of North America


candyflipp316

Exactly


ThrillingFungus

Even worse...


god_is_my_father

That’s ignorant af. So many spots in South America are fabulous and in countries like Ecuador and Peru the inhabitants are super nice. Have you even visited any Latin American countries?


t1mu1

WHAT ABOUT ETH?


HelpmeImbroke11

Damn


Fun_Accident_9689

Love it


ToffielMia

And for 3 dollars you can buy a lunch. Haha!


Cheap-Struggle1286

"So you have heard of me"


philippeF760

I'm sure the basement would be a much cleaner and safer place..lol


TigerXtrm

Why on earth would anyone want to be a permanent resident of El Salvador?


Competitive-Date1522

Great beaches and food. Beautiful landscape


Computer_says_nooo

And with gang violence and shootings as an extra bonus. For the real lucky ones though, extortion and the potential of kidnappings should close the deal!!!


Competitive-Date1522

Lol haven’t been there huh


Rdave717

What are you talking about?!? It’s common knowledge that El Salvador has a very serious crime problem. Have YOU ever been there?? For reference this is the travel advisory page to El Salvador. https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/traveladvisories/traveladvisories/el-salvador-travel-advisory.html


Competitive-Date1522

Yea I go all the time and so does my family. Have a lot of family still there. Most of them live normal lives.


Skreali

> Most of them live normal lives. LMAO


Competitive-Date1522

It’s not really that funny. But I don’t expect much from this sub


Computer_says_nooo

I have actually you colossal dumbass. You trying to say it’s safe ???


Competitive-Date1522

Yea my family lives there and the ones the live here go all the time. I put money you have no family living there and haven’t been. And if you have, I bet you’ve visited the areas the Europeans frequent and never go outside of tourist traps because you’re so scared. Lol honestly it’s better that way. That way we can hike in peace


Computer_says_nooo

Hike all you want. Who gives a crap about your hiking routes. Bring on the mining volcanos!!!


Competitive-Date1522

Ahh I now see you’re a dumb troll. Makes sense. To the moon, right! Lol


Computer_says_nooo

Kawwwwww


kuyermanza

Idk maybe someone who can see business potentials. The world is evolving fast I’m sure crypto opened up a lot of new opportunities for risk takers.


intertron

The best food I have ever eaten in my life was an El Salvadorean place in Boston. That alone would be worth the residency.


BadAssMotherfuckr

Still prefer the basement


fodes96

For 3 ada, you can buy a big mac


tomj4269

And with 3 bitcoins I can buy 330k dogecoins, so…


South_Valuable4733

Lol 3 doge, i have 5 dogs at home but no doge coin lol


bruins924

.3 btc, not 3


369isreal

Im a Doge Hodlr and i approve this message!🤪


thinkingcoin

Quite right about "PERMANENT RESIDENT".... Cuz you won't be able to leave after you move. No one back home will ever know what happened to you.


Wise-Aardvark5056

Sooo my doge won’t get me a lambo 🥺


ethereum88

How does Douglas Boneparth come up with so many quality jokes! 😹


Zenniverse

John McAfee: Hold my gun.


virora

Brave of them to assume my parents can afford a basement.


2fast1s

Not for long 😇


bpon89

Imagine all the changes that will come to El Salvador now. I bet they going to gain massive wealth and uplift everything there with this BTC acceptance. Hopefully other countries will follow, if not then I guess they will have a good competitive advantage. Next move is to integrate ETH. 👍👍👍


Western_Reading4875

For 3 doge you can buy an ice cream!


SITHLORD696

The idea he's shitting on other cryptocurrency means he's not with us in the cryptocurrency revolution VS fiat...


TheSanchoWayne

It’s more expensive to become a Salvadoran that a American.