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deadbrokeman

![gif](giphy|QuzVk9Rvx5pfiFikKQ|downsized) Rick Ross’ neighbors:


Huck_N_Fell

Someone please tell the Rolling Stone and tmz that those are Bison!!!


SweetSexyJesus

They haven't cared about facts in the past, and they're damn sure not starting now


MySockHurts

"Guy on a Buffalo" lied to me


slowlybackwards

Yea bison are actually super dangerous


[deleted]

These bison only attack douchebags. So it’s all good.


IllustriousDelay4

Then how have they not attacked their owner yet?


Designer_Librarian43

You think Ross is a bad guy?


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

Put molly all in her champagne, she ain't even know it. Took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain't even know it


throwawaytrash6990

I remember hearing that for the first time. Just jammin out to the lane ass song. Took like 15 seconds to register. I was like hold on roll that back real quick that kinda sounded like he was bout to rape someone that can’t be what he said. That was what he said.


saltyraver138

Give the bison Molly 🦬💊


BandOfDonkeys

Of all of his lyrics this is where you draw the line? So trafficking drugs, murder and other general violence are just fine by you?


SuperSaiyan4Jesus

Stretch Armstrong with the reach


hypocritical-bastard

I mean he keeps buffaloes as pets so yeah kinda


orangutanoz

You can get totally buffaloed by those bison.


TalcMine

>The neighbor was concerned because the two-ton beasts could pose a danger to her young children. Young children? An enraged bison could kill *any* human. Weighs up to a ton, runs at speeds up to 35 mph, and has horns.


TheUSisScrewed

To be fair, it didn’t say only young children.


DinkleMutz

Shout out to all the pear


Beaneroo

Well, there’s a sentence I didn’t expect to read at any point in the history of mankind


goboxey

His neighbours are definitely looking forward for the next BBQ.


Forged_Originals

Man Rolling Stone used to be a pinnacle for music journalism.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

To an extent. Rolling Stone has kinda always been somewhat shit too. They panned *Are You Experienced?* and *Axis Bold as Love* when they came out, not to mention other classic albums by Joni Mitchell, Zeppelin, Buffalo Springfield, Cream, the Byrds, CCR, Black Sabbath, Neil Young, the Stones, Bob Dylan, Queen, Nirvana, etc. Rolling Stone has had some bad takes since the start. The only reason I still have a special place in my heart for Rolling Stone is Hunter Thompson.


Forged_Originals

Having bad takes and being the pinnacle of music journalism in the culture are not mutually exclusive.


ILikeMyGrassBlue

I don’t disagree. I’m just saying that people put RS on this pedestal as if they used to be the gold standard. They may have been the best around at the time, but they often shat on the counterculture they were supposed to be apart of. I just think people have a tendency to look at their past with rose colored glasses, just like they do the 60s counterculture in general.


RedStar9117

Every day I'm Buffalin'


[deleted]

I read buttholes.


TYFO225

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo


Electronic_Rub9385

Bison are harder to fence in than regular cattle. No regular fence will work. It needs to be taller and more robust and electrified. If you’re going to have livestock then you need to be responsible for them.


PapiSurane

Time to make some Bison burgers.


elle2js

Pets?


FallofftheMap

Karen call police on buffalo. Police “nope, we only shoot people and dogs.”


They_Call_Me_Ted

I do t think the term “pet buffalo” should exist.