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Rudi-G

I can see the logic. Pineapple? That cannot be right as Pine Trees do not have apples. It hurts when you touch it so it must be Painapple.


SinisterVeteran

Genius logic.


SavesEmNot

Hurts even more if you eat it whole.


vanuchiha2

Do pineapple grow on tree (tho?)


gingenado

No! They actually grow out of plant growth that looks like the top of a pineapple. The way that you would expect a kid who doesn't understand plants would tell you it would grow. Just a single fruit in a little spikey bush. It's neat, would definitely recommend checking out a picture. I'm definitely not doing it justice.


vanuchiha2

Yeah my grandma grew pineapples before. I was asking in a sarcastic way


llama_glue

If you eat too much pineapple your mouth will sting, burn and hurt for the next 20 minutes because pineapple contains enzymes that try to digest your mouth in the same way you are digesting the pineapple in your stomach except the HCl. So yeah its much more appropriate to call it painapple. Also pineapple is neither a pine nor an apple. It's a cluster of berries that grew together and happened to fuse into one another. Each "spine/spike" on the pineapple is one berry. If you cut it in half, you can see the stem (hard part) and the eyes, which are individual berries. Also only one pineapple grows from one plant at a time, which explains why they can get very expensive. Also banana is a berry but modern bananas have been inbred a lot to have maximum edible matter and minimum seeds. Search wild bananas to see a much more 'berry-like' banana. They also grow in clumps but don't fuse together.


Vegetable-sauce

So Painapple is just like a banana?


Vegetable-sauce

Did you just add Banana?


krais0078

Only on pizza.


demwoodz

Painapple Pen


ChaosCorpCog

I got an Applepen I got a painapple pen, ugh penapple AGGGGGGGGH applepen


Goldenwolflk

u/repostsleuthbot


[deleted]

It's pineful to pain for a painapple.


Paradox

Painis


Racingstripe

cupcake


djatsoris26

I have an Apple pen, I have a pineapple pen... UGH... Pen Pineapple Apple Pen


Naisu_boato

The word is an accurate description of a pineapple plant. They are stiff serrated, and pointy tipped shrubs that only seem to want to hurt you.


[deleted]

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


Giygaaaaa

Leaving this comment here as a reminder to come back and give an award as soon as I have one.


nokiacrusher

Fresh off the pain tree


sl_1138

Order for Harold?


That_Bird101

I mean If you throw them at someone hard enough it can be a painapple


FluffyBunnyBunz

I hope the Apple gets better soon


webDreamer420

Guess I have a new meme comment


[deleted]

What would a painapple look at


hauntmuskiee

80 :|


ares0027

Well it is true in my case, i forgot the english name for it but i have an allergy to something inside lemons, kiwi fruit and pineapples and when i eat them my tongue literally gets cuts and starts bleeding for hours. I heard that it was a quite common allergy too. So yea it is a pain apple for me


Faloffel2

If it's liquefied, does it make bone hurting juice?


jonny3jack

I had paincakes once at a Japanese restaurant if the menu was to be believed.


happybunday

the apple of my eye.


Cryogisdead

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manchineel


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KingThibaut3

Kinky


BunkerTiger

801: what a steal


Susmonster18837

painapple


CzechWhiteRabbit

If you use them wrong they hurt


No_System_9366

My kind of Apple


gametheoryfan2020

hey pineapple knife


StrYker_Tripple

its a pain apple bc its a fucking pain to eat, j mean its so fuggin disgusting


TheAwesome98_Real

No


Conan253

14yr old pineapples in a 5km radius: :'(