That bastard should be tossed back into the sewer where he belongs. Disease carrying bastard. You think we forgot about the Black Plague? He is an abomination and his very existence is an affront to god. Can you Imagine being an orphan and some well off loving family
Comes in and snags a fuckin vermin rodent instead of you?
I remember one time I slept with a few of my beyblades (not like that) and when I woke up they were totally drained of colour. It didn't get absorbed into my blanket or anything, I had no idea what happened and still don't to this day.
If I had to guess it would be a temperature thing, maybe being under your blanket just got hot enough that it messed with the dye or something. On a related note, maybe you got sweaty and that had an effect?
Some oxide compounds are naturally a gas at room temperature so its not too unlikely, and it would also be a chain reaction as well.
Theres less *paint* than you may think, and this *paint* is very low quality
Blankets work by letting no air in but it has to let air out, it's like an igloo, so the inside has more pressure than the outside letting the *colorless* gas leave.
Margaret Thathers grave had to be relocated because both locals and tourists would piss on it so much, that the grave tender feared the acidity would ruin the whole graveyard soil.
Post it r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix they’d love that one or even r/Retconned I’ve had similar kinda “wtf but not scary” stories where you just gotta kinda move on cuz it bugs you to figure it out
le desired effect of beautiful melancholy has arrived. Le understanding that you will always have those beautiful memories has hopefully arrived. le knowing that you have many beautiful memories to experience and look back on has arrived. in all seriousness, live your best life, and love your memories, but don’t get caught up in them. you have a beautiful story to write.
As a junior you cannot make that claim, you lack any further reference. Most likely it’ll all get somehow even worse in an ever increasing downward spiral, speaking from experience.
Honestly dropping out of IB right before senior year started was probably one of the best choices ive made. Going from CAS and extended essays and IAs and all that absolute horseshit which starts to hit its peak junior year, to normal ass high school in *senior year*, the contrast was like night and day. Besides college applications i might as well have slept through the entire year.
I fucking wish I did that. IB has burnt me out so much I have zero work ethic any more because I'm tired of trying lmao. I've got an essay due today but skipped cuz I was too lazy and it's 11pm and I haven't started it for tomorrow.
As an IB grad, I will say it makes college a lot less daunting. First year term papers are like 1500-2250 words, so your IAs and EE will make that feel like nothing
high school is difficult and stressful and all your friends moved on to better things and you're stuck waiting in a rut and drifting closer to the edge everyday
You're clearly not a senior.
I have to finish up my credit hours with classes that just don't engage me at all. I'm so bored to the point of sometimes crying. It fucking sucks.
pre school isnt fun wait for middle scool
middle school isnt fun wait for high school
high school isnt fun wait for uni
uni isnt fun wait for work
work isnt fun wait for retirement
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Nah. Everyone in high school is way more mature once you get past freshman/sophomore year, no hormonal tween bullshit, plus you have a lot more freedom and the ability to drive and work for money.
For me middle school was lame for the most part, my parents were so strict i felt depressed that I couldn’t go out to the mall with my friends or that the girl i liked didn’t like me back and those were such huge problems. Shits so stupid.
Le never had a good experience in school ever and am seriously finding it hard to continue putting any effort in even though I'm in my senior year of high school has arrived
I've seen this issue
And it's because of what we define as school
Most will include their friends as part of school even if they speak outside of it, since you usually spend most time with them during school.
Others will define it as strictly just the learning aspect, and if we all did, everyone would agree with you.
it’s about something we’ve all experienced without knowing it. this is the last day of elementary for all these kids, and they will miss this day (or at least their childhood) for the rest of their lives. but they are just ignorantly blissful. if only we could go back.
My school life was like progressively better until the 1st semester of college which was like the uncanny valley but then after that it started getting better again.
Le getting severe depression and anxiety and losing all my friends the first year after elementary school so I can’t relate has arrived.
Middle school was the worst fucking years of my life lol.
that’s the point of the meme my good fellow. this is the last day of elementary school, and they are unaware of how terrible middle school will be for most of them
literally no idea. the American school system is extremely broken. sure you can say growing up is hard and it has nothing to do with school, but this school system was designed in the industrial revolution when kids had to get used to working in factories. it isn’t fit for the current world, and children who are too young to vote and change it are suffering under the lazy broken systems that refuse to improve. kids are more depressed than ever, and are leaving high school with less ability to work.
my name is spicy cookie, thank you for coming to my TED talk.
fuck sorry,
arg, it ‘twas a long hot steamy day it was. the gulls screechen through the thick steam risin from the shallow seas. i wus strugglen to reach into the cannon fur cleanen... me arms, to short they are. i noticed the rank humidity, and how it ‘twas greasin up the inside of me shoes. “arg” i said out loud. as i slipped em off, i had the sudden realization, that every pirate has once n their life. i took the cleanin cloth and stuck it between me toes. then, with me disproportionately long foot, i stuck it deep inta tha cannon, cleanen it nicely.
and that ma good matey, is why i like to use F E E T.
Yeah honestly people say just wait until you get to college but if you put yourself out there- it's the best time I've had in my entire life so far. Just wait it out retard, and persevere.
Hit the nail on the head here. Going into middle school hit me like a brick wall without even knowing it. And set the seed for a handful of weird insecurities, along with isolation and neuroticism that are still with me to this day.
I hear people say that highschool is harder, but for me it feels way better. It's more open, there are less classes at one time to deal with, and you start to receive some of the better aspects of being older. Of course, everyone's lives are different.
le all of a sudden being forced into a toxic environment that encourages less sleep so you get to school on time and has the gestapo force you to come even when you have the flu just because you missed a single day and then being refused a break from the marathon they force you into even though you have asthma and every single respiratory organ feels on the verge of complete and utter implosion
It was the day my granddad died. My parents didn’t tell me he was gone until about a week later so my memory of the last day of primary school wouldn’t be spoiled.
I got bullied really badly by someone who was supposed to be my friend in my last year of primary school, as well as being more moderately bullied in earlier years (which I think is the same as elementary school for you yanks) and my other friends drifted away from me for a time so I can't be too nostalgic. First two years of middle school I had no friends and didn't know anyone and spent a lot of time by myself, but I only received a very small amount of bullying and then made a friend in year 9. Honestly the worst of middle/high school was never as bad for me as primary school.
Le Dang dude. I had 2 really close friends in elementary school. We were so tight, we did everything together. But in middle school, I fell into some deep crap and became the socially-anxious isolationist I am today and grew apart from them, despite them going on and being close friends throughout high school. This beautiful image, despite just being a wacky dog doing uncharacteristic things, has truly moved me; I really wish I could go back to those friday night sleepovers playing Halo and Runescape, and find a way to stick with them. I hope they at least remember, and cherish the same memories I do. Back when the world revolved around pizza and xbox, and before I turned into the weird person I am now
Has arrived.
Elementary school I was bullied for no reason and I had undiagnosed ADHD until 3rd grade.
Middle school I casually manipulated the shitty people away from me and made it enjoyable
High school I just stuck with my friends and made it the funnest time since I'm not having officials call cops on me for making a slightly edgy joke not even related to school.
My last year we did a huge kickball tournament to send us off. I was so pissed because we were about to win and someone skipped in line, got called out and cried after he got exposed - THEN OUR TEACHER CALLED GAME AND SAID NO ONE WON
Le getting lice and missing the end of the year party has arrived
I want to find out who that fucker who gave it to me was. Some kid's mom was bringing in SMOOTHIES.
Fucking jerry bitch ass fight back you fucking pussy
what an actual bitch. i fucking hate him so much.
Same with stuart little
i want to actually fucking stomp that little smiling rat into the fucking curb until nobody can recognize the fucking body
That bastard should be tossed back into the sewer where he belongs. Disease carrying bastard. You think we forgot about the Black Plague? He is an abomination and his very existence is an affront to god. Can you Imagine being an orphan and some well off loving family Comes in and snags a fuckin vermin rodent instead of you?
What the actual fuck dude
wait do you not have an intense murderous hate for stewart little? pfft who the fuck is this guy?
Oh I thought you were talking about jerry. MAN FUCK STEWART LITTLE I WANT TO BEAT HIM TO A PULP
Jerry from Tom and Jerry?? noo but THAT —FUCKING WHITE RAT?? I WANT TO STOMP ON HIM, AND TEAR HIM INTO PIECES
#JUMP HIS ASS
#TEAR THE DAMN RAT, FUCK HIM
Stuart little is responsible for most unrecognized genocides around the world
Not hating Stuart little? Bro that’s pretty cringe bro ngl
Anybody remember the falcon voiced by James Woods tryin to eat him I identify with him
Yeah, fuck jerry
That’d be a cool twitter name
NO.
cri :(
I CAN’T STAND FAKE ASS BITCHES
I remember one time I slept with a few of my beyblades (not like that) and when I woke up they were totally drained of colour. It didn't get absorbed into my blanket or anything, I had no idea what happened and still don't to this day.
i honestly don’t know the appropriate emotional response to this story
Concern, as this person now has anal cancer. Or something.
Sad, beyblade has no color
If I had to guess it would be a temperature thing, maybe being under your blanket just got hot enough that it messed with the dye or something. On a related note, maybe you got sweaty and that had an effect?
But then where did the color go?
Chemical reaction from the heat leading into an oxide compound forming as a gas and going outside Idk just guessing
Hm idk. Sounds like it would have to be much hotter and would take much longer than one sleep
Some oxide compounds are naturally a gas at room temperature so its not too unlikely, and it would also be a chain reaction as well. Theres less *paint* than you may think, and this *paint* is very low quality
Ok yeah could very well be. But what if he had it under his blanket? Then there should be some traces in there
Blankets work by letting no air in but it has to let air out, it's like an igloo, so the inside has more pressure than the outside letting the *colorless* gas leave.
Oh ok
this is some surreal shit what the fuck
SCP
a blanket that absorbs all color
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okay i kinda want to know now tbh
Wack
Do you think Margaret Thatcher had girl power?
Yeah! Absolutely!
Margaret Thathers grave had to be relocated because both locals and tourists would piss on it so much, that the grave tender feared the acidity would ruin the whole graveyard soil.
Same thing happened to Michael Jackson
Post it r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix they’d love that one or even r/Retconned I’ve had similar kinda “wtf but not scary” stories where you just gotta kinda move on cuz it bugs you to figure it out
Thanks for the suggestion, my dude
You have absorbed the chemicals and can now exert telekinesis over any kind of paint
You absorbed their power.
r/glitchinthematrix
Le nostalgia hitting me like a truck has arrived
le desired effect of beautiful melancholy has arrived. Le understanding that you will always have those beautiful memories has hopefully arrived. le knowing that you have many beautiful memories to experience and look back on has arrived. in all seriousness, live your best life, and love your memories, but don’t get caught up in them. you have a beautiful story to write.
Awwww that melted my heart tysm ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Le memes as a meaningfull artform have arrived
Le horny teenage hormones have arrived
Le every time I close my eyes has arrived
Le i wake up feeling so horny has arrived
Le I can’t get you out of my mind has arrived
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Le wha- wha- wha- wha-
no, middle school is not fun, just wait till high school
high school is difficult, but fun. middle school is hell
We can all agree that Junior year is the worst year of all though right?
Sophomore year was what sucked most for me
Probably goes by state. Standardized testing is what makes it hell really
Wait you only had standardized testing 1 year, fuck we had it all 4.
Sophomore year sucks the most because after it you just stop caring even though it still gets harder
For us Freshman year is the worst because ALL OF OUR TEACHERS ARE BRAND NEW AND DONT KNOW HOW TO TEACH PLEASE HELP OH GOD
Am a Junior, can confirm I want to lie in bed and cry
As a junior you cannot make that claim, you lack any further reference. Most likely it’ll all get somehow even worse in an ever increasing downward spiral, speaking from experience.
can confirm, junior, i wanna die, but also senior year is worth living for
Unless you're in IB, in which case senior year is the most difficult and most important
Honestly dropping out of IB right before senior year started was probably one of the best choices ive made. Going from CAS and extended essays and IAs and all that absolute horseshit which starts to hit its peak junior year, to normal ass high school in *senior year*, the contrast was like night and day. Besides college applications i might as well have slept through the entire year.
I fucking wish I did that. IB has burnt me out so much I have zero work ethic any more because I'm tired of trying lmao. I've got an essay due today but skipped cuz I was too lazy and it's 11pm and I haven't started it for tomorrow.
As an IB grad, I will say it makes college a lot less daunting. First year term papers are like 1500-2250 words, so your IAs and EE will make that feel like nothing
I don’t envy you man. I wish i could say it gets easier after the first semester but yall have ib exams and shit
Senior year of high school was absolute ass for me. Junior year was the best.
high school is difficult and stressful and all your friends moved on to better things and you're stuck waiting in a rut and drifting closer to the edge everyday
You're clearly not a senior. I have to finish up my credit hours with classes that just don't engage me at all. I'm so bored to the point of sometimes crying. It fucking sucks.
pre school isnt fun wait for middle scool middle school isnt fun wait for high school high school isnt fun wait for uni uni isnt fun wait for work work isnt fun wait for retirement die
yeah pretty much
High school's even worst
Middle school is like geometry dash lite. Yeah it is realy hard in a ton of points but wait until you get the full version.
High school is fun and all until you figure out how to unleash some demon from someones basement
As an eighth grader, good to know for next year
as a nigga, i have a HUGE cock
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Wow I feel old
Actually that's when the fun begins.
Everyone I’ve ever spoken to has agreed that eighth grade was the worst year of their life
you've now spoken with me, and eight grade was in fact my favorite school year therefore you are wrong 😎
oh shit i’ve been epic owned 😔
I agree fuck that year
Nah. Everyone in high school is way more mature once you get past freshman/sophomore year, no hormonal tween bullshit, plus you have a lot more freedom and the ability to drive and work for money. For me middle school was lame for the most part, my parents were so strict i felt depressed that I couldn’t go out to the mall with my friends or that the girl i liked didn’t like me back and those were such huge problems. Shits so stupid.
Yeah honestly for me middle school is when all the stereotypical drama and fights and bullying were at their highest.
High school sucked too. School is utter ass post-2nd grade.
Le had worse elementary school experience than middle school has arrived
Le undiagnosed ADHD and being treated like shit by the elementary school staff has arrived
that hit me in the feels :(
That comment gave me flashbacks
That reply gave me tingles
You should’ve just *applied yourself*
oof that one hurt
This hit too close to home :(
Same thing happened to me, it sucks
Same
Le never had a good experience in school ever and am seriously finding it hard to continue putting any effort in even though I'm in my senior year of high school has arrived
I've seen this issue And it's because of what we define as school Most will include their friends as part of school even if they speak outside of it, since you usually spend most time with them during school. Others will define it as strictly just the learning aspect, and if we all did, everyone would agree with you.
I stared at this, thinking it was a really dark joke, before I realized that I am infact, a f#ckin moron, and this was about middle school
it’s about something we’ve all experienced without knowing it. this is the last day of elementary for all these kids, and they will miss this day (or at least their childhood) for the rest of their lives. but they are just ignorantly blissful. if only we could go back.
Bruh, I dont even remember school.
horray for you i suppose
\---> Clueless
My school life was like progressively better until the 1st semester of college which was like the uncanny valley but then after that it started getting better again.
It’s sad that I fucking know that the name of the beyblade is revive Phoenix
a man of culture
Huzaa
nah dude that's fuckin sick, take pride in your funky knowledge
The reason why is because I still play with beyblades and own it
Le getting severe depression and anxiety and losing all my friends the first year after elementary school so I can’t relate has arrived. Middle school was the worst fucking years of my life lol.
that’s the point of the meme my good fellow. this is the last day of elementary school, and they are unaware of how terrible middle school will be for most of them
Oh I misread my bad
you’re good heh
ok now send feet pics
i only send feet pics to a member of the same sex
le existential crisis has arrived
Ah yes. When I ate one last lunch with friends that would go on to ghost me in a couple months.
I felt this
Suck it, Jerry.
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literally no idea. the American school system is extremely broken. sure you can say growing up is hard and it has nothing to do with school, but this school system was designed in the industrial revolution when kids had to get used to working in factories. it isn’t fit for the current world, and children who are too young to vote and change it are suffering under the lazy broken systems that refuse to improve. kids are more depressed than ever, and are leaving high school with less ability to work. my name is spicy cookie, thank you for coming to my TED talk.
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Poop class
this. this is humor. take my updoot.
where would 7th grade fit into that?
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Wait, you have 7 years of innocence??? Lucky...
Middle school is transitional.
Fuck Tom so god damn much I want him gone
Le Jerry is now a Virgin
Fuck my middle school experience was awful. Great now I feel like I have a shit present and a shit past, with an undoubtedly shit future
Yeah honestly people say just wait until you get to college but if you put yourself out there- it's the best time I've had in my entire life so far. Just wait it out retard, and persevere.
Suck my actual fucking cock OP
Hit the nail on the head here. Going into middle school hit me like a brick wall without even knowing it. And set the seed for a handful of weird insecurities, along with isolation and neuroticism that are still with me to this day. I hear people say that highschool is harder, but for me it feels way better. It's more open, there are less classes at one time to deal with, and you start to receive some of the better aspects of being older. Of course, everyone's lives are different.
This actively made me cry, hot damn. I could never have predicted that an internet dog would make me cry one day
Elementary School = good memories Middle school = actual hell High school = hell mixed with some good memories
Middle school was like high school with all the good boiled out of it, like at least high schools actually treat you like human beings
le all of a sudden being forced into a toxic environment that encourages less sleep so you get to school on time and has the gestapo force you to come even when you have the flu just because you missed a single day and then being refused a break from the marathon they force you into even though you have asthma and every single respiratory organ feels on the verge of complete and utter implosion
It was the day my granddad died. My parents didn’t tell me he was gone until about a week later so my memory of the last day of primary school wouldn’t be spoiled.
I remember this
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the old sprite cans tho
Tough luck bro, shit sucks. High school is is so much better.
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I got bullied really badly by someone who was supposed to be my friend in my last year of primary school, as well as being more moderately bullied in earlier years (which I think is the same as elementary school for you yanks) and my other friends drifted away from me for a time so I can't be too nostalgic. First two years of middle school I had no friends and didn't know anyone and spent a lot of time by myself, but I only received a very small amount of bullying and then made a friend in year 9. Honestly the worst of middle/high school was never as bad for me as primary school.
Le Dang dude. I had 2 really close friends in elementary school. We were so tight, we did everything together. But in middle school, I fell into some deep crap and became the socially-anxious isolationist I am today and grew apart from them, despite them going on and being close friends throughout high school. This beautiful image, despite just being a wacky dog doing uncharacteristic things, has truly moved me; I really wish I could go back to those friday night sleepovers playing Halo and Runescape, and find a way to stick with them. I hope they at least remember, and cherish the same memories I do. Back when the world revolved around pizza and xbox, and before I turned into the weird person I am now Has arrived.
god this is actually perfect
I know you put Tom cursing as a funny, but I actually had a kid that cursed like that in my 5th grade class. He didn't graduate btw.
Elementary school I was bullied for no reason and I had undiagnosed ADHD until 3rd grade. Middle school I casually manipulated the shitty people away from me and made it enjoyable High school I just stuck with my friends and made it the funnest time since I'm not having officials call cops on me for making a slightly edgy joke not even related to school.
Le nostalgia hitting me in the face like a fucking brick has arrived Dang someone already commented something similar
Why is Tom a heavy mood
The Feeling this meme leaves me with is just Sadness, not fondness.
my middle school’s definition of fun was a rock paper scissors tournament
Your middle school is right
propeller kid: geez i hope i dont loose my inocence next year the kid behind:Suck my actual fucking cock Jerry
le irony for humor has arrived
Could i get a png of that smol beanie doge?
Every thing started going downhill for me in mid 2018 onwards.
it went downhill for me afte summer ‘17
Le losing happiness and getting depression from incompetent teachers,over working,and bullying from the first half of the year has arrived
ok
I’m so sorry
You are nothing but a common tom
le why does it seem like i am the only one who’s had an uneventful school life has arrived
5 minutes later *gun cock noise* lilCheems says YOULL ALL PAY FOR IGNORING ME
i laughed audibly for five minutes and continue to laugh every time I think about a damn beyblade
My last year we did a huge kickball tournament to send us off. I was so pissed because we were about to win and someone skipped in line, got called out and cried after he got exposed - THEN OUR TEACHER CALLED GAME AND SAID NO ONE WON
Le getting lice and missing the end of the year party has arrived I want to find out who that fucker who gave it to me was. Some kid's mom was bringing in SMOOTHIES.
God, fuck you jerry
My last good memory is covering my legs and arms in zentangles and walking out like a goddamn champion
Is it bad that I may or may not have actually cried a little after I saw this?
Bruh 9th and 10th grade kinda hype tho
my teacher took the arm thingy that shot out the beyblades and never gave it back fuck
Off topic but the doge in the beanie looks so comfy and cute
Me with the sprite
common tom
Le memories of a stoned teacher have arrived
le seventh grade has arrived
Fun Fact: Jerry actually does suck Tom's cock in the rough draft of this meme.
Le losing touch of old friends has arrived...
:/
Thanks now I remember throwing up from eating too much
Fuck you tom give the beyblade back you fucka pussy bully
ok idiot
>Gee i sure hope i don't lose all my innocence next year Oh, Timmy, Timmy, Timmy... You have no idea.
Le mikasacus has arrived
I would kill for pupper doge
I love Tom