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poor poor soul(s)

poor poor soul(s)

DJRWizard

Poor unfortunate souls... in pain.. in need.


Perseus2727

Immediately what I thought of when I read the top


EvryMthrF_ngThrd

Is it wrong that I heard this sung in my head?


JackDark

[For anyone out of the loop.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi58pN8W3hY) You youngins...


Dilligaf-Idgaf

As a good guy... Set the innocent souls free and go harness evil demon souls into the now hollow vessel


RAGC_91

As a conquest paladin…good and evil are so subjective might as well keep them all


BloodBrandy

Sounds like a Ragman situation


xSilverMC

Slowly replace the good souls with evil souls as you adventure


Mathtermind

Then start a good-evil gang war and create metaphysical arms to sell to both sides in exchange for members of said sides to be forged into soul coins.


DoucheyCohost

I feel like this is conquest paladins in general


RedJudas

The bit about the conquest paladin having *a shiny new +3 weapon* is directly referring to the paladin now being in possession of the cursed sword. Not necessarily conquest paladins, so long as they have +3 weapons. In other words, this being conquest paladins in general is the joke.


HGD3ATH

Yeah it is making fun of the stereotype that all Paladins are Lawful good enforcers also so it subverts peoples expectations.


Academic_Bumblebee

Arthas is that you, my boy?


iamnotabot200

Ah this reminds me. I used to play a genocidal zealot of a paladin. Fun times


Falcon60303

I thought this was r/darksoulsmemes for a second there wtf