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beansforsean

a haiku *jack hughes's shoulder* *sending you positive vibes* *please get better soon*


ImTommyJarvis

I just hope both teams have fun. Except Tom Wilson, fuck Wilson.


BrodeurCinemaClub

Meant to ask this a month ago, but were you the person in the crowd when AEW was at the Rock with the "I just hope they both have fun" sign?


ImTommyJarvis

Nah. That would have been fun tho.


fartswhenhappy

alex ovechkin thinks rocky v is the best rocky.


Fartburst

anthony mantha doesn’t like the cookie crunchies on carvel cakes


Satanic_Doge

literally the best part of the entire cake


armchaircommanderdad

Tom Wilson steps in puddles because he likes wet socks.


Catvros

Tom Wilson eats casserole pizza.


Franzblau

Am I being too dramatic in saying that this game will define our entire season?


CinderGazer

Maybe.


Dallas1229

I'd say it's a game where we can better evaluate where we are as a team. I think we got swept by Washington in the series last year, so they kind of were our counter as far as systems go. We beefed up a lot though.


Satanic_Doge

i think so. losing to teams that are objectively better is nothing to be mad about, and beating them is that much better. if we can keep it competitive, then i'm happy. if we can get an early lead, then this is great experience for our young team for learning how to protect a lead against a good team.


HopelessEsq

plz no… we have too many games where we take an early lead and spend 40 minutes trying to hold a tiny lead and I spend the entire game trying not to pee my pants. usually only to lose in OT/shootout.


tronguro

Not going on the pk while protecting a lead with three minutes left would also be huge


Devil_Dane

are you saying that fucking around for 40 minutes, then stepping on the gas for the final 20 and hoping for the best, is not a solid, thoughtful plan of action?


514978

nic dowd will never be remembered as fondly as jim dowd


fartswhenhappy

jersey jimmy is a goddamned saint


hyperstationjr

it is a known fact that nik bäckström is personally responsible for the deaths of several beluga whales through the use of multiple outlawed haircare products.


alev815

tom wilson drives at the speed limit on the turnpike


baconpoutine89

tom wilson is a bigger piece of shit than mcmurray.


AvianLawman

McMurray is a piece of shit


mrSeven3Two

McMurray is a piece of shit


Dallas1229

Tom Wilson is the only person who made me cheer for the rangers during a game.


rxbandit256

ovechkin peels his bananas from the bottom... So much for great8, more like great-ape, amirite?


GodWasCreated

good day my devils family and fuck tom wilson


dupek1986

This team will be hard to beat. I hope I'm wrong.


tECHOknology

OVECHKIN GOT SHUT DOWN BY OUR BACK UP BACK UP GOALIE


dbr255

How many games in a row have lost to them now? For the love of god win one time


Rise3711

mercer has never lost a game against the caps, he will lead us to the elusive win tonight


Franzblau

Mercer has never lost a regular season game.


theold_man

I'm losing sleep not knowing how Jack is doing.


PM_ME_CUTIE_KITTENS

This is where my mind is at too


Devil_Dane

knowledge has now been shared, so rest easy, internet devils friend.


theold_man

😈🤘 Let's hope for a quick recovery


Radjage

Bernier being out is going to be worse for us than Jack tonight I think...


mrSeven3Two

Big test for us tonight


Kozemp

tom wilson the hockey player thinks he's funnier than tom wilson from back to the future.


Willoughby3

relax my shoulder has been donated to Jack Hughes


pretzelogically

No surgery required at this time on Jack’s dislocated shoulder. I don’t like the “at this time” comment in the press release. He will rehab it for a couple weeks no doubt then they’ll decide if he needs surgery. This isn’t good.


jersey39

Time for Nico to really earn that contract. With Jack in the lineup we don't need him to produce as much and he con focus on being the complete center we love. But now he really needs to step up. If we can tread water until Jack gets back every center on the team has to step it up but especially Nico.


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fuck jeremy lauzon


DR0LL0

**evgeny kuznetsov real last name is smith, he's not russian, just an ovechkin fanboy who made the show... fucking bullshit**


Devil_Dane

next man up, so let's go, devils. thanks for the hype thread.


1defense

is jack dead


Devil_Dane

just resting comfortably.


andrew_wessel

LMAO LETS GO


dupek1986

Wedgewood starting today, so if we lose, it'll be his fault.