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big_ballenergy

Pigeons are so fucking weird. They don't even make proper nests. They just put 2 twigs and are content with what they've created.


Effective-Builder-99

bhai mere toh toilet me anda de diya tha , ek taraf main hagta tha doosri taraf kabootar anda sekta tha.


ihavebeliefinyou

I can see you and the pigeon doing that battle of who spurts it out first. Someone attach that video where two guys are facing each other while pooping.


vivianakadivine

In Indian styled toilet preferably


SnooLemons5518

Tf😂😂


Kashish_17

>They don't even make proper nests Unless it's in/around an AC. Then they'll make fucking Taj Mahals out of twigs.


Dead_as_Duck

https://preview.redd.it/jli6hrklk31a1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=e044f36219165661bfa7a81619ff70a00cea366d Reminds me of this mad lad.


Time-Opportunity-436

he is so fat


coolster121

rats with wings


nanha_munna_rahi

And the most irritating thing about them is they don't even taste that good


26Alphabetbutihave5

,🙁🙃🙂🙂


GotBanned10X

Yes, they even die after having sex.


Sam1515024

r/holup


SmritiPriyadarshini

Nothing like that,maybe The one you fucked died😏


GotBanned10X

How do you know? U tried? Strap on?


kala_jaadu

what do you mean, they taste amazing


Comfortable_Wait1663

Minimalistic.


wokricecooker

Average artist


Guilty-Beginning-634

They actually do make good nests I have seen quite a few nests in my House's window...


thedudewithLONGtoes

jaldi se double egg pigeon roll laga de .


Dev__UwU

With pigeon kabab


lehsunMartins

even eggs are gettin laid but not me!!! hey bhagwaan koi toh hookup dilwa 🙏🙏🙏


[deleted]

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Desi_Sensei

Bas kar lassan aadmi, har tym horni


lehsunMartins

🥺🥺🥺


zaiyangoku

Bhai pese kharch kar ke karle na.. Warna wo ek banda hai wo sub reddit indiantwitter par usse tips lele wo hey hey hey girl wazzup krta hai🤣


lehsunMartins

idea toh achcha hai bhai se baat krleta hu uss sub pe jaake 😌😌😌


phantooth

hope u get leh(d)soon Martins


lehsunMartins

FULL POET GAMEPLAY


[deleted]

Rent agreement karwa lena bhai


vivianakadivine

Aur agar rent nhi dia to you can legally kick her out with her eggs


Kimo_imposta

She thick


ihavebeliefinyou

r/suddenlysexual


Certain-Car-6474

Ohk many people not gonna like this and I am ready to get downvoated but i will write from my experience... Op keep the egg away from your home... Why?? Because once you will let pegion hatch their egg they won't leave your gallery... They will continue giving eggs there.. and it will be followed by lots of pigeon shit... They are just too stubborn and annoying... Three years ago we left egg out of kindness but that have costed us our peace.. they continued laying eggs.. and no matter how much we tried to keep our gallery clean it always used to be shitty... lastly we started removing eggs but it didn't affected them much.. so lastly we had to installed pegion net in our gallery... So if you don't want to deal with all this just remove the egg...


shamegamesofficial

Plus their small feathers can really cause u asthama and those poop can cause skin infection... Last time we let them lay eggs out of kindness it was one of the worst division.... Never let a pigeon lay eggs at ur home and never give a monkey food near residency areas...


Sam1655

+1 on that. Had the same experience


Mysterious_Math_6412

Yeah bro...they are fucking annoying and stubborn behechod kabhi bhi balcony me aake ladne lgenge ya hag denge


ADub81936

Idts, once a pigeon gave egg, baby hatched, lived for sometime and then flew away, after that no pigeon ever came back, it’s been 2 years since then


Certain-Car-6474

Lucky you..


Dense_Neat7574

Useful but I'd still downvote coz you were ready for it


ihavebeliefinyou

Give each men what they want! True justice!


[deleted]

Bhai 2 omelet bn jaayege ........kl ka breakfast toh tere ghr pr aaya hai bna de🗿


[deleted]

Vegetarian h vo lol


[deleted]

Badhai ho


crownroyalcocaine

bhaiya ek double egg roll lagana


PegRoots

Double egg Kabutar Roll


[deleted]

Khud aa ke laga lo


creativedevil42069

Pigeons are rats of the sky


chikosulovakia

boundary daal raha kal dekhna kachhi deewaar bhi daaldega Mere rishtedaaro ne bhi ese hi kabza kiya tha ancestral property pe


Suspicious-Racoon

Lmao


frustratedmech

Prepare yourself for the stench when the eggs are hatched. They stench like toilet. My terrace is a breeding ground. Hope one them don't die, that usually is the case, one of the hatchling will kill other. Only one survives always.


onajourney12

Omg yes the stench i cleaned my balcony corner after they left and i got pretty bad allergy from that I got bed bound for a day , so op whenever you wanna clean it please wear a mask


Ok-Combination-8361

Bhai tujhe bola tha maine fek de. Ye ab har hafte 1-2 ande denge aur teri gaand maar lenge.


[deleted]

Bhai good luck for you next birth. When I’ll throw off your eggs hehehe.


harry219597

Pigeon farm loading...


Desi_Sensei

Keep updating us like this mate


ireadstuffff

The balcony will be covered in shit.


RichDadPoorBoi

This has to be the laziest pigeon in existence… didn’t even bother to make a nest. Hope the chics learn to be better


Saladass3676

They never make nests. Pigeons’ natural habitat are rocks. In fact, urban pigeons have descened from rock doves. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_dove


RichDadPoorBoi

Good to know this one is following its instinct


Saladass3676

Well, only humans have the ability to NOT act on their instinct, and that too is limited in some scenarios.


Tasty_Can9832

https://preview.redd.it/t1yn50c9s71a1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=f9ca8ea37b7eebc70d677dcf5e40a00f73cf5137 Op


Comprehensive_Heat22

Bro make sure to keep the so called nest dry because it is winter season and after birth if they dont get proper warm area. Baby pigeaons will die. Happened with me last year dumb pigeaon gave 2 eggs in flower pots , I let her stay without interfere in pigeaons work but due to cold they died.


[deleted]

How can I keep it dry? It won't move from the pot.


Accomplished-Newt766

Don't change the place of the eggs or pot bcs Pigeons are dumb.


[deleted]

Yes, I have learnt that in my previous post.


Accomplished-Newt766

Parathe kitne order kiye 2din pehle?


[deleted]

1 hi order Kiya tha, usme 2 parathe aaye the


ihavebeliefinyou

Now you have become an influencer who isn't doing any ads and is actually communicating with their life followers.


Comprehensive_Heat22

Sahi baat hain. Let pigeaon mother do whatever it want.


Ancient-Virus9306

Keep dry grass or some clothe nearby


killer_sarcasm

Badhai ho.. tum papa banne waley ho.


Dense_Neat7574

Maar bkl ko gaand mara rha hai jaake khi roz roz


suhanasuffer_

Just kill it already! Edit - Yeah I hope those who are down voting me are vegans of else you're a hypocrite.


[deleted]

Aap aa ke maar do, mujhse ye paap nhi hoga


suhanasuffer_

It's no paap don't you kill cockroaches? Your folks don't eat chicken? This world is running on much worse paap. Maar do fir Ganga naha aana jab time lage.


CultureTechnical4412

Usko dard hoga na


oooooooweeeeeee

chodh na, gand uski maregi baad me. xD


[deleted]

Op you’re good person, when you posted last time I thought you have had killed the egg by now, but truly respect for you is ++++


spartan_zeta

How?


nanha_munna_rahi

Omelette guys


suhanasuffer_

My boyfriend made a blowgun for them plus just break the eggs and it'll go. Don't let them grow man they are an epidemic.


K-CHOW72

PETA wants to know your location


Jolly-Order-8888

You don't have to do much. Just kee a safe distance. Do not touch. Leave a few crumbs and water. Put a small sheet behind her to stop cold air. Keep the area warm so they hatch proper and quicker and leave sooner.... Be kind. The bird saw you safe and chose to give birth around your living area. I agree it can be a nuisance for a bit to clean up but resect the will of nature. Your free chance to earn good karma.


throwrrxxc

Kabza successful


Rj_Rajat

Uske liye kuch khana k liye rakh do.


demoanik666

Ghar mein koi billi hain toh congratulations on double homicide 😂


Imaginary-Produce875

Maine uski pichle post par bhi bola tha, agar koi street cat hai ya kisi aur ki billi ko hi rakh le kuch din, ande kha jaayegi vo, kya pata pigeon bhi


demoanik666

Two problems one solution 😂


Mountain_Reveal_7699

Bhookh lag rahi hai yrr waise bird me Protein h ky


Kraittt

Pigeon Biryani


Sam1515024

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reddit_niwasi

Congrats aap Nana/Nani banoge.


Trearith

Whatever you wanna do you can but make sure you dont touch the eggs....if you do so the mother is going to known about it and will break the egg herself killing her own baby....yeah pigeons do like this and I have seen this many times.


oooooooweeeeeee

oo nice, I'll try that.


Lord_of_codes

Lazy pigeon, didn’t even bother to make a nest


Comfortable-Agent178

It's omelette time


Sam1655

[They always lay 2 Eggs](https://youtu.be/BT2mqzqXpm4)


26Alphabetbutihave5

Tum unh ki family goshit ho chuke ho, uthana nhi unhe ab


VahshiDarinda

Thoda khana pina rkh diya kr uske liye aur ande dene ki khushi me uske liye party rkh de wha


ramsey0007

I think she like you.


Practical_Suit5098

Ab to full kabutarbaaji


slimonkey

Protein 💪


Nix11011

After reading most of the comments I realise we human think this earth belongs to us only. We have to understand that all these animals and birds are part of our environment, and he have to learn to co exist with them. Just because evolution made us stronger and smarter, it doesn't give us the right to exploit or kill other living things.


[deleted]

Yes but pigeons are already in abundance.


Nix11011

By this logic same goes for humans since we touched 8 billion. Don't want to be rude, but I have empathy for each living being. So it's difficult for me to read those cruel ideas


[deleted]

Balcony mein hai, crow kha jaate hain kabootar ke bache khule mein.


Jazzlike_Speech3341

https://preview.redd.it/41rtauv8t31a1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=d5bbeb16888733b007fd6623d4380f1899386ab3 Bhai mere he pigeon mehnati h kya. Above lives pigeon and below nest is of sparrow. That's their place for years.


North_Analyst_1426

अवैध कबज्जा 🐣


oooooooweeeeeee

fod se sub wahi pe


gourav_majee

Fir vohi saxx suxx ki baatein


Bhavyasailor

Mai omelette khaunga


jangid

Inka poti bahut harmful hota hai. Dhyan rakhna.


Acceptable_Math_9309

Yummy


LawyerPrestigious262

This Kabootar is a hoe


AngryskullYT

Tu bc bazz nahi ayega . ( Chod de inhe akela)


nishantxet

Fek de bhai


Natural-Atmosphere-2

make omlette and assert dominance 👍🏼


chiragtheboss

_Hippity hoppity, your place is now my property !_


LeMatYT

Bhai tu to vahi chad hai na jisne apni behen ki padai likhwai karwa di thi?


Greedy_Constant_5144

I'm invested in this story now


Dhruv_DS_

Double Sliced Omlette 🍳


[deleted]

Cute


SelectRecord767

Third one coming!!!!


Sea-Smell-1436

Protect the pigeon and the eggs