By - big_ballenergy
Pigeons are so fucking weird. They don't even make proper nests. They just put 2 twigs and are content with what they've created.
bhai mere toh toilet me anda de diya tha , ek taraf main hagta tha doosri taraf kabootar anda sekta tha.
I can see you and the pigeon doing that battle of who spurts it out first.
Someone attach that video where two guys are facing each other while pooping.
In Indian styled toilet preferably
>They don't even make proper nests
Unless it's in/around an AC. Then they'll make fucking Taj Mahals out of twigs.
Reminds me of this mad lad.
he is so fat
rats with wings
And the most irritating thing about them is they don't even taste that good
Yes, they even die after having sex.
Nothing like that,maybe The one you fucked died😏
How do you know? U tried? Strap on?
what do you mean, they taste amazing
They actually do make good nests I have seen quite a few nests in my House's window...
jaldi se double egg pigeon roll laga de .
With pigeon kabab
even eggs are gettin laid but not me!!! hey bhagwaan koi toh hookup dilwa 🙏🙏🙏
Bas kar lassan aadmi, har tym horni
Bhai pese kharch kar ke karle na.. Warna wo ek banda hai wo sub reddit indiantwitter par usse tips lele wo hey hey hey girl wazzup krta hai🤣
idea toh achcha hai bhai se baat krleta hu uss sub pe jaake 😌😌😌
hope u get leh(d)soon Martins
FULL POET GAMEPLAY
Rent agreement karwa lena bhai
Aur agar rent nhi dia to you can legally kick her out with her eggs
Ohk many people not gonna like this and I am ready to get downvoated but i will write from my experience...
Op keep the egg away from your home... Why??
Because once you will let pegion hatch their egg they won't leave your gallery... They will continue giving eggs there.. and it will be followed by lots of pigeon shit... They are just too stubborn and annoying...
Three years ago we left egg out of kindness but that have costed us our peace.. they continued laying eggs.. and no matter how much we tried to keep our gallery clean it always used to be shitty... lastly we started removing eggs but it didn't affected them much.. so lastly we had to installed pegion net in our gallery...
So if you don't want to deal with all this just remove the egg...
Plus their small feathers can really cause u asthama and those poop can cause skin infection...
Last time we let them lay eggs out of kindness it was one of the worst division....
Never let a pigeon lay eggs at ur home and never give a monkey food near residency areas...
+1 on that. Had the same experience
Yeah bro...they are fucking annoying and stubborn behechod kabhi bhi balcony me aake ladne lgenge ya hag denge
Idts, once a pigeon gave egg, baby hatched, lived for sometime and then flew away, after that no pigeon ever came back, it’s been 2 years since then
Useful but I'd still downvote coz you were ready for it
Give each men what they want!
Bhai 2 omelet bn jaayege ........kl ka breakfast toh tere ghr pr aaya hai bna de🗿
Vegetarian h vo lol
bhaiya ek double egg roll lagana
Double egg Kabutar Roll
Khud aa ke laga lo
Pigeons are rats of the sky
boundary daal raha kal dekhna kachhi deewaar bhi daaldega
Mere rishtedaaro ne bhi ese hi kabza kiya tha ancestral property pe
Prepare yourself for the stench when the eggs are hatched. They stench like toilet. My terrace is a breeding ground. Hope one them don't die, that usually is the case, one of the hatchling will kill other.
Only one survives always.
Omg yes the stench i cleaned my balcony corner after they left and i got pretty bad allergy from that I got bed bound for a day , so op whenever you wanna clean it please wear a mask
Bhai tujhe bola tha maine fek de. Ye ab har hafte 1-2 ande denge aur teri gaand maar lenge.
Bhai good luck for you next birth. When I’ll throw off your eggs hehehe.
Pigeon farm loading...
Keep updating us like this mate
The balcony will be covered in shit.
This has to be the laziest pigeon in existence… didn’t even bother to make a nest. Hope the chics learn to be better
They never make nests. Pigeons’ natural habitat are rocks. In fact, urban pigeons have descened from rock doves.
Good to know this one is following its instinct
Well, only humans have the ability to NOT act on their instinct, and that too is limited in some scenarios.
Bro make sure to keep the so called nest dry because it is winter season and after birth if they dont get proper warm area. Baby pigeaons will die.
Happened with me last year dumb pigeaon gave 2 eggs in flower pots , I let her stay without interfere in pigeaons work but due to cold they died.
How can I keep it dry? It won't move from the pot.
Don't change the place of the eggs or pot bcs Pigeons are dumb.
Yes, I have learnt that in my previous post.
Parathe kitne order kiye 2din pehle?
1 hi order Kiya tha, usme 2 parathe aaye the
Now you have become an influencer who isn't doing any ads and is actually communicating with their life followers.
Sahi baat hain. Let pigeaon mother do whatever it want.
Keep dry grass or some clothe nearby
Badhai ho.. tum papa banne waley ho.
Maar bkl ko gaand mara rha hai jaake khi roz roz
Just kill it already!
Edit - Yeah I hope those who are down voting me are vegans of else you're a hypocrite.
Aap aa ke maar do, mujhse ye paap nhi hoga
It's no paap don't you kill cockroaches? Your folks don't eat chicken? This world is running on much worse paap. Maar do fir Ganga naha aana jab time lage.
Usko dard hoga na
chodh na, gand uski maregi baad me. xD
Op you’re good person, when you posted last time I thought you have had killed the egg by now, but truly respect for you is ++++
My boyfriend made a blowgun for them plus just break the eggs and it'll go. Don't let them grow man they are an epidemic.
PETA wants to know your location
You don't have to do much. Just kee a safe distance. Do not touch. Leave a few crumbs and water.
Put a small sheet behind her to stop cold air. Keep the area warm so they hatch proper and quicker and leave sooner....
Be kind. The bird saw you safe and chose to give birth around your living area.
I agree it can be a nuisance for a bit to clean up but resect the will of nature. Your free chance to earn good karma.
Uske liye kuch khana k liye rakh do.
Ghar mein koi billi hain toh congratulations on double homicide 😂
Maine uski pichle post par bhi bola tha, agar koi street cat hai ya kisi aur ki billi ko hi rakh le kuch din, ande kha jaayegi vo, kya pata pigeon bhi
Two problems one solution 😂
Bhookh lag rahi hai yrr waise bird me Protein h ky
Congrats aap Nana/Nani banoge.
Whatever you wanna do you can but make sure you dont touch the eggs....if you do so the mother is going to known about it and will break the egg herself killing her own baby....yeah pigeons do like this and I have seen this many times.
oo nice, I'll try that.
Lazy pigeon, didn’t even bother to make a nest
It's omelette time
[They always lay 2 Eggs](https://youtu.be/BT2mqzqXpm4)
Tum unh ki family goshit ho chuke ho, uthana nhi unhe ab
Thoda khana pina rkh diya kr uske liye aur ande dene ki khushi me uske liye party rkh de wha
I think she like you.
Ab to full kabutarbaaji
After reading most of the comments I realise we human think this earth belongs to us only. We have to understand that all these animals and birds are part of our environment, and he have to learn to co exist with them. Just because evolution made us stronger and smarter, it doesn't give us the right to exploit or kill other living things.
Yes but pigeons are already in abundance.
By this logic same goes for humans since we touched 8 billion. Don't want to be rude, but I have empathy for each living being. So it's difficult for me to read those cruel ideas
Balcony mein hai, crow kha jaate hain kabootar ke bache khule mein.
Bhai mere he pigeon mehnati h kya. Above lives pigeon and below nest is of sparrow. That's their place for years.
अवैध कबज्जा 🐣
fod se sub wahi pe
Fir vohi saxx suxx ki baatein
Mai omelette khaunga
Inka poti bahut harmful hota hai. Dhyan rakhna.
This Kabootar is a hoe
Tu bc bazz nahi ayega . ( Chod de inhe akela)
Fek de bhai
make omlette and assert dominance 👍🏼
_Hippity hoppity, your place is now my property !_
Bhai tu to vahi chad hai na jisne apni behen ki padai likhwai karwa di thi?
I'm invested in this story now
Double Sliced Omlette 🍳
Third one coming!!!!
Protect the pigeon and the eggs