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AZS9994

Let's get wankclown to take off!


north_tank

Wankclown being this low is criminal.


Nice-Violinist-6395

“Scumwit” is my favorite. Simple, colloquial, it rolls off the tongue, I can imagine a British butler saying it… “*Oi! Bring the car around, you scumwit*”


121gigawhatevs

You’d hope so, you dirttard wankclown


RohypnolJunkie

Sounds like something a dumbgoblin would say


121gigawhatevs

Takes one to know one, scumwit


redsterXVI

ngl, wankclown is my new favorite Reddit insult.


almost_not_terrible

Shut up, wankclown!


TheLordHatesACoward

Ahhh "Dipstick", the daring swear word for a seven year old in the UK.


The3aGl3

All the car related subs greatly contributing to it's use...


TurnBackNowDog

You screwdriver dipstick jerrycan!


The3aGl3

You didn't just call me a jerrycan, you sparewheel?!


DoverBoys

It's my favorite Junkrat voiceline.


halfeatenscone

Dataset and code are on GitHub [here](https://github.com/colinmorris/pejorative-compounds). This matrix only shows less than 10% of the [full dataset of ~4,800 possible compounds](https://github.com/colinmorris/pejorative-compounds/blob/master/counts.csv) (warning: linked file contains very offensive language!). I wrote up a deep dive into the data as a blog post [here](https://colinmorris.github.io/blog/compound-curse-words).


Enter_Octopus

According to this data, I just become the first person on Reddit to say pooppirate.


halfeatenscone

Alas, [you were scooped](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/phzabw/thats_the_real_slim_shady/hbm91no/). (I scraped this dataset about a year ago, so it doesn't include any comments from 2021 on.) "Pooppuffin" is still up for grabs though. Oh, wait.


einTier

That's just one of many great ones, snotnazi.


crusader86

Pooppuffin kinda rolls off the tongue ya twatgoblin.


NegativeX2thePurple

Say that to my face you cum canoe


elymeexlisl

May I grace you all with reddit’s inaugural jizzazoid!


JudeMakesMaps

I spend a lot of time on this sub, as well as MapPorn, enjoying great data visualisations. The simplicity of your post, and the very human element it speaks to, makes it one of my favourite posts of all time. You've also created one of the best comments sections ever. Can't stop chuckling. Bravo.


TheRealHirohikoAraki

Alright, who's the absolute chad who called someone a "Cum Canoe"?


TheKingOfToast

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ce52m6/why_does_she_keep_telling_me_about_past_sexual/etyqlbj/ It was actually used again in January of this year, but OP said he onlt has data pre 2021


redveinlover

Oh my god, “cum canoe” may be the most perfect description of that dude’s chick in question. Like wow.


bc2zb

Now we need this added to subreddit simulator


namechecksout35

I'm seeing some real opportunity in this chart.


Big_Knife_SK

Spoken like a true twatgoblin.


SaffronBanditAmt

quiet you libsucker


trowaway7342

Begone you wankclown


striped_frog

Silence, dirt-hat


petaflopbopper

Hit the road, Trump-nozzle.


WishOnSpaceHardware

Whatever, pisstard


freerangetacos

You assasses are complete shitshits


_Silly_Wizard_

I'm a fan of shitass


a_ninja_mouse

What do you know, dirt-wit


WishOnSpaceHardware

Now I'm wondering if 'assass' is only non-zero because of the word 'assassin'.


iliekcats-

Dunno, poopstain


Curious-Researcher47

What a wankass


flame_kraemer

kick rocks, scumwit


Montegoe67

I like the way you think. If we work hard we can make dirt-hat rise in the charts.


andysw63392

Spoken like a true dirthat.


Error_Unaccepted

Wankclown is definitely underused.


bigfatstickman

libsucker: noun, a man who sucks a liberal man's cock As a liberal I still find this funny.


MarioMCPQ

OH.... helll! I just spotted dip goblin! I'm dead!!!! :D


Arkanian410

oh hey, look at captain poop-wit over here!


juggett

I’ve yet to see a real shitshit in the Reddit wild. I must be looking in the wrong places.


freerangetacos

try up your assass haha


alterom

Something tells me that false positives from the word "assassin" (and derived from it) account for 99.9% of the "assass" share on this chart


DoktoroKiu

It's obviously next to assass, you poop-clown.


ShodoDeka

I mean, wankclown seems highly underused.


bigfatstickman

Wanksucker is underappreciated - just saying.


softspaken

Real disappointed cumgoblin isn't here


modelvillager

So much potential. Trumpgoblin has legs.


the-new-manager

That is two levels under a wank stain and three levels under twat waffle.


modelvillager

Wankstain a common term at least here in the UK. Twatwaffle on the other is brilliant. And my autocorrect having a helluva time dealing with this thread.


DGlen

Twatwaffle is not quite common but I've definitely heard it before here in the US.


anduypanduy

Noone in the comments section has ever used the word "dirthat" I feel like quite the pioneer.


BradyT1314

Ok cockboy.


TeamRedundancyTeam

A lot of underused scum ones. I like scumgoblin a lot.


dnuohxof1

Shut up you bumclown


timthisis

A group of friends in my high school used to try to combine words for new insults. I always thought bastard pants was funny. At one point in the movie Grandma's Boy Alex is called shit lips which is equally silly.


smoke25ofd

I spent too long studying this.


Slazman999

I saved it for future reference. Might make a randomizer with it.


TheTechSpec

If you do please add "fuck" to the suffixes I feel like we're missing a lot of red squares without it as a suffix.


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

Id like to see a show down of the multitude of combinations between "shit" and "fuck" Which is the more versatile? Which is more commonly used?


gottafindthevidio

*Fuck* is probably the most versatile word in the English language, beats out *shit* by an order of magnitude I bet


PM_ME_DARK_MATTER

By which order of magnitude, a shit-ton or a fuck-ton?


LUCKY_STRIKE_COW

a shitload sounds like a lot of work. a fuckload sounds hilarious.


cb1991

I’ve been chuckling like a little schoolboy for like 5 minutes


mysterious_union

Sounds like something a bum goblin would say.


Wrastling97

Big words coming from a poop waffle


ask_me_about_my_band

I wouldn't talk, dirt hat!


eastbayted

Takes one to know one, butt ass.


OhNo0hN0

How dare you, piss sucker!


DINKY_DICK_DAVE

Blow it out your lib nozzle, you wank sucker.


OhNo0hN0

Only a poop clown would say something like that, you douche stick.


AnalBees2

Shut up, you dirty twatclown!


SpinoAegypt

Oh hush up, dip nozzle.


crypticedge

Like I'd listen to a poop goblin


pleasedothenerdful

Silence, dipbag!


Slime0

Whatever you say, assass


YourOneWayStreet

I wonder how many of the assasses recorded are false positives for assassin


spanchor

I wonder how many of the dipsticks are false positives for dipstick.


ExtraPockets

There's something beautiful unlocked here in this data and I'd like to see more. I expected the word 'shit' to have the largest range of pairings.


Khyron_2500

I’ve been laughing like a wankwaffle and I’m not ashamed.


Rape-Putins-Corpse

You fuckin' dirthat I bet you're a right wanksucker.


macaronisalad

Same, “pooplord” got me rolling


CheckOutUserNamesLad

Shut up, lib-bag


Slazman999

Whatever, wank-clown


CheckOutUserNamesLad

What did you call me, ass-ass?


JulesDescotte

And I was left here wondering why so many people have been using twatwaffle, and why have I not until now.


Foxiestofstoats

It seems wanksucker has been criminally underused


ole_shanksies

Get a load of this wanksucker


Foxiestofstoats

Oi I take offense to that you wanksucker


CallMeCrews

Spoken like a true bum waffle


brig135

5k+ uses of "ass ass." Love it


CharmingTuber

Is it possible that ass-ass is being counted when someone calls you a dumbass asshole or something similar?


Aluzionz

I'm thinking it could be a data issue, as a word like assassin will be picked up by this, unless explicitly removed from results.


halfeatenscone

Nope, it has to match the full token, not just a substring. A substantial portion of the "assass" comments come from people using an odd abbreviation of "assassin". Others are just wordplay, or people being weird in various ways. (If anyone wants to read more about the data collection process, the code and documentation are [here](https://github.com/colinmorris/pejorative-compounds)).


Steeledragn

Where did shitshit come from?? Lmfao


Nothing_Lost

Pretty sure that's a new gen Pokemon


Shippu7

Oh shit shit shit I cut my finger!! Something like that?


Brick_in_the_dbol

When I was young my mom rear ended another car on the road and said "shit shit shit shit" so there's that


GryllsBear

Incredible effort, wankclown.


flyin_italian

I'm glad you're here to assass the data for us.


faldese

I would expect there'd be a lot more than just 5000 then. Maybe a misspelled assess?


Angdrambor

OP needs to publish her methodology!


theMistersofCirce

+1, I am dying to see the methodology and/or underlying data here. In the spirit of the comments, OP is a wankwaffle until they release it. Edit: they did and it's in a comment right below this. Turns out I was the wankwaffle all along.


stacybeaver

The real wankwaffles were the poop goblins we made along the way


Todd-The-Wraith

[assbutt](https://youtu.be/VJdfahyIP7g) is conspicuously missing.


dave14920

'fuck' as a suffix is also missing :/


Leothecat24

Same with shit shit


dbbost

This really shows the versatility of "fuck," you bunch of wanksucking fuckclowns


halfeatenscone

["Shit" actually slightly edges out "fuck" as the most versatile prefix](https://colinmorris.github.io/assets/compound_curses/prefix_collisions.png), at least for the metric of versatility that I used for that graph (sum of the logarithms of the counts across all corresponding suffixes - sort of equivalent to adding up the intensity of the colours across the whole row).


epicwisdom

Sum of logarithms is just logarithm of the product, and logarithm is increasing, so really the ranking is just according to the product of counts. That's still somewhat popularity sensitive (e.g. 3 suffixes of 10K each will equal to 6 suffixes of 100 each).


halfeatenscone

Yes, that's true. My initial instinct was to use a metric like Shannon entropy which cares about ratios rather than absolute counts, but it gave subjectively poor results which seemed to unduly favour the lowest-frequency affixes. The log count metric gives results which are more intuitive, at least to me. Also, the scatterplot includes total count on the x-axis, so you can sort of mentally adjust for that. e.g. you can look at a column of affixes with approximately equal total frequency (shit, fuck, dick, dog, dip) and see major differences in their log sum (i.e. product), which are certainly meaningful, even if you're more skeptical of comparing the products for affixes with different totals.


NarcissusLovesEcho

I've seen enough. I'm ready to declare this the chart of the year.


striped_frog

Now we start combining two words from the same set. Buttpoop, cockdip, hatlord, clownstain...


BonerForJustice

Hatlord. When you want to take it up a notch from dirt-hat.


Cheddarface

Clownstain is *art*.


DopeAbsurdity

Clownstain - any or all stains produced by any fluids from a clown


striped_frog

It's the colorful cosmetic residue left on your penis after a clown blows you


sometimes-i-rhyme

This is making me laugh too had. People are looking.


MixedMartyr

>cockdip new verb acquired


dylan000o

You’re a poopshit


Andreas1120

Its missing the word "hole" come ON


Moose_Hole

Agreed. Give us a hole!


fpsmiked

Try fingers, but hole.


dlegofan

Dirthat seems to be underused. I will help sway the scales, dirthat. Edit: dirthats, stop replying to this. You're blowing up my inbox.


QualityKoalaTeacher

Eat grass dirtboy


Character_Bear_1059

Take a hike, dumbgoblin.


gil_ga_mesh

Up yours libnozzle


bigfatstickman

Jump in the lake, wankclown!


Kalorama_Master

You dirttard


dlegofan

Thanks, dirtwit


kjacomet

Ok, dirtgoblin.


h4xrk1m

Don't call him that, you bumwaffle.


usumoio

Whatever wank-waffle.


HueJass84

I like the sound of scumwit.


epolonsky

Unfortunately, the existence of this chart ensures that if you were to ever run the data again, it would come out as a homogenous shade of orange. ETA: You scumwit.


AggressivelyToast

Hey don’t call OP a scumwit, you dipgoblin!


jelly_bean_gangbang

Hey don't call him that, you twatwaffle!


r3ign_b3au

We just have a new dataset to compare to!


RedSpikeyThing

Maybe! It would definitely change, but I suspect some would be more popular than others.


nico87ca

It's also funny to see the most unpopular ones like "dirt hat".


rushmc1

My original formulation, "turdgargler," is still my favorite.


64sweetsour

So you found the key to reddit and just gonna post it here just like that?


poohbear1025

This is my new favorite data is beautiful post, thank you, twatnozzle.


squrr1

Twatwaffle is my favorite


SachielBrasil

Well... "fucklord" is not really an insult, right? Now I wonder who used the "twat goblin"...


bigfatstickman

Is twatgoblin even an insult?


SachielBrasil

Of course it is, you... you... (..let me check the table...) ... you lib bag!


elephauxxx

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1dybin/what_is_the_funniest_1_or_2word_insult_you_know/c9v01x7/ First usage I can see


i8laura

Probably someone in one of the child-free subreddits


hirotdk

This is definitely a more profane derivation of "crotch goblin".


Jalinja

Surprised by the prevalence of "pissboy"


vonnegutflora

It's probably incredibly popular on certain niche NSFW subreddits if you catch my golden meaning.


Jalinja

Showers of comments using that word


sostias

As far as I know, [this tumblr exchange](https://i.imgur.com/lFEIjzB.jpg) is what kicked off "piss boy"


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Keithustus

Mel Brooks fans.


Dorkus_Mallorkus

This might be the single best piece of material this twatwaffle sub has ever produced.


NotTodayNSA5117

The correlation in the use of "Trump-tard" and "lib-tard" is pretty funny


Baalsham

Spoken like a true Trump-Lib


The-Sofa-King

Shut up tard-tard


TeamRedundancyTeam

What's up with libass though? That's terrible, who's using that?


NotTodayNSA5117

Maybe it's used to add emphasis? Like, "that's some lib-ass bullshit." Thats all I got, though


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MiltonFreidmanMurder

weren’t those the nazi planes


Firrox

I wanna know the people who are using "liblord"


bgub

Typical, low effort lib-nozzle work


halfeatenscone

You would say that, you trumplicker.


the-grim

This chart is made by a real butt-hat


Raveyard2409

Wankclown is sadly underrated


Far-Two8659

I definitely started reading with "assdumb" and in my head heard it as calling someone a Kingdom of Ass (assdom) and honestly that's way better than dumbass.


CanWeAllJustCalmDown

This comment section has immediately made this chart inaccurate. OP is going to have to update it to take into account all you dirt-hats.


CmdretteZircon

I am absolutely dying of laughter over here. Well done.


muffins_allover

Let’s make **wank waffle** a thing please.


emilyhr27

Is the proliferation of ‘assass’ coming from real words like assassin, etc.?


WillemDafoesHugeCock

I suspect "dipstick" is so red because of it being an actual thing outside of a (very tame) insult.


thelordofscrubs

Who out there is using shit shit? Sounds like an endearing name for a dog


64sweetsour

Franky Two-Times


jwm3

In all fairness, all of these are endearing names for a dog.


PapaEmeritusVI

I’m kind of a fan of “fucksucker”


MediaMagellan

How exactly does one suck a fuck?


jerseyknits

This is the perfect use of data, you poopwaffle! 🤌 *chef kiss*


bobbybuddha

Us brits are coming through with the Twat Waffle's.


WishOnSpaceHardware

Oh I thought that was one of those American diner chains, like IHOP


Extra_Intro_Version

Twat House


WishOnSpaceHardware

Ok, that one's definitely a genre of EDM


JustaTurdOutThere

This is what this sub is for


Destroy_The_Rich

Like 90% of the dipgoblins were toward me. I'm just naturally dipgoblinish.


TJsName

It's a shame this isn't updating in real-time.


Acceptable-Milk-314

I really appreciate the log scale on the color gradient.


zepherths

I will now be calling people wank clowns. Thank you


kuza2g

"you're *such* a fuckass Donny" "Did you just call me a fuckass? Well you can go suck a **fuck**"


MarioMCPQ

Great graphic! But I want to do my part, you Dumb Goblin! ...IMO it's way underated! But then again, i'm just a lib nozzle.


soldforaspaceship

It's missing cockwomble. Hopefully by the next time we can bring those numbers up...


SWCabbage

Ah yes, gotta love Reddit, keeping track of insults from dumbass to poop goblin and everything in between. Never change. <3