This potato is half baked

Just like how I came into the world 😌

Here, take an upvote!

...I can't hang myself with this. Edit: for legal purposes, this is a joke. I don't have time for a 3 day vacation.

Oh shit lord Voldemort is back !!! Get the Peeler quick

Potato is still a better choice than professor Quirrell

Unless you live in Ireland

Spud Voldemort before Pettigrew dropped him into that cauldron.

My PP after November