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OrneryKnife

im in ohio


Raptor_XY

He a little confused but he has got the the spirit


lc50282

There’s nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain.


vandeits

Stuck in Ohio ™️


AlienOverlord53

R. Kelly's Trapped in Ohio


orangetwist1

Let me guess Canada?


empressoflight72

mexico*


orangetwist1

I was close


empressoflight72

indeed


explosivenuke1

Let me guess. Iowa.


username_it_i

Tennessee?


Skeeterdrums

Could've just gone with "buckeye".


[deleted]

Skiing, weed, liberals.


CapitalistLion

colorado?


[deleted]

Got it 👍🍻


Cheezypuff24

The only way i figured it out was because I thought of that one vine with the giraffe guy skiing


Assassin_17piano

I see you're a man of culture as well


ReeceReddit1234

So you guys have tegridy?


[deleted]

Hey my brothers in Colorado, he just got stationed there as a police officer for the military, he hasn't done any skiing yet but he's hiked up a few trails and stuff, nice vacation place Colorado.


Fuehrung

pretty sure it checks all the boxes for washington as well no?


jman2899

that’s what i was thinking haha


takemypardon

I was gonna say Vermont


mog_knight

CO is pretty purple for "liberals."


Coin_Cam

i only need one potatoes but here’s 2 others guns and open-carry


CapitalistLion

idaho


Coin_Cam

everyone either has a gun, potato cannon, or both


unrealcrafter

Might I add dairy my fellow potatoman


DiciestRumble40

bell with crack


thebest123456789-

PENNSYLVANIA


peeePOOOOOP

crack in the bell or crack in the crackpipe? either way it’s PA


Brief_Effort_8495

ohio is worse


CapitalistLion

michigan? or indiana?


Brief_Effort_8495

michigan.


WerdnaTheWizard

Man I love Michigan though, I grew up a Hoosier but Michigan has some great stuff to do. Plus lots of good fishing


LargeMoonRat

Every state is better than Ohio


RingsOfWood

All my homies hate Ohio


apocalypsefowl

Mississippi would like a word


Truckerob70

I thought of this exact thing. MI 11/10 state!


wizerdspell

That leaves us with 49 possible states.


AYoungYank

I hate everyone, everyone hates me, but we have good bagels


CapitalistLion

new york!


AYoungYank

Guess again


CapitalistLion

all of new england fits that description.


AYoungYank

It’s your job to guess


TheManicac1280

It your job to use three words and you used 11


TheDiddlerOnTheRoof9

Jersey


Justice_R_Dissenting

Bruh you clearly have never had a bagel from New Hampshire, Maine, or Vermont. Or Rhode Island. Or most of Massachusetts and Connecticut.


Chick22694

Hello fellow NJer… Taylor ham and Cheese


ptowndavid

Shoulda just said: saltpeppaketchup, 20regular, jughandle


Dax_Maclaine

Not 3 words but hello fellow new jersier


Lync51

You know how counting to three works?


foco_runner

New Jersey


[deleted]

Potatoes, Potatoes and Potatoes


molten07

Ireland


xX_FannyEater_Xx

pfp checks out


molten07

Yes.


Boommax1

What conversation between chads


CapitalistLion

idaho.


owenxtreme2

Ireland


GatorBro97

That's 4 words


Sparda0

A big bean and people think Abraham Lincoln was born here.


lextown859

You are not very good at counting to three.


Billyparmik

That the third clue from an alt?


cis-het-mail

>with only three words >writes ten Illinois public school confirmed


fullchargegaming

Lol


CapitalistLion

illinois?


Sparda0

Yep


[deleted]

So? Where was he born?


Sparda0

Larue County, Kentucky.


Me15689843

Alternatively: worst fucking state


Odd-Detective-4366

The best state at being the worst 😤😤😤


D2Photographer

Correct Source: I live there


megafreshdaniel

woah that's way more than 3 words, you suck at this


Puzzleheaded_Pack_31

Not United States.


TreyLastname

Impossible! There is only united states


Alienguy500

Wait… it’s all the US?


TrooperLawson

“Always has been” *cocks gun pulled out of underwear*


bigscoopdogg

Always has been


cfk77

Puerto Rico, Guam , or some other territory?


half_inch_shy

Texas


[deleted]

Really fucking cold


CapitalistLion

alaska? maine? the dacodas? montana?


[deleted]

Nope


CapitalistLion

wyoming? michigan? upstate new york?


[deleted]

Nope, and also I remember your username


HandyRandy619

Minnesnowda


[deleted]

finally


Fuggaak

Oh yah you betcha there you know what I’m saying?


minnesotagal

Hey neighbor.


jchesticals

Oklahoma? Based on the username


daze4791

Minnesota or wisconsin??


sontaj

-17 out right now. Gotta love it.


RedMaskedWolf

Gators, swamps, crack


Reddit_God_5505

Florida


RedMaskedWolf

Was it too obvious ?


Sexy_Squid89

Yea


International-Sun107

Old Bay seasoning


Musicman722

Maryland babyyyy


International-Sun107

correctamundo


bonhot

I was going to say Heroin, crabs, rats


[deleted]

Baltimore babyyyyyy!


Sir-Tiedye

I was just gonna say crab


Weakndope

Fucked my cousin


Rischkyu

Sweet home alanama


CapitalistLion

alabama or new jersey?


Big_Willy_Stylez

NJ?


Regsl

Yea I’m concerned too


red-hawk-14

This guy is awful at guessing


Dax_Maclaine

Hold up why tf did u guess New Jersey XD


Confused_Hair

Ope, good casserole.


CapitalistLion

i need more hints. sorry.


Confused_Hair

Instead of snow balls, we have ice balls.


CapitalistLion

you have me stumped.


NotDeepBlue

Minnesota


GivemTheDDD

We say "hot dish" in MN instead of casserole


Bakonlord87

Guns Yee Haw!


CapitalistLion

texas


Danjurnoodl

Femboys, farming, forestfires


lolcone

Cali?


[deleted]

Oregon


PatheticXcuse

Femboys? Sign me up


RisingGam3r

Beer, cheese, and too many liberals.


kasabe

3 words. Ahh the Wisconsin public education system


wondrshrew

It's insane how many of these don't understand the three-word thing


CapitalistLion

wiscansin? or minnesota?


MisterSparkle3

Bulls, Bears, Cubs


CapitalistLion

west. just west. duno where. but west.


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TheMemeMarauder

Governor just resigned


possible_Soul

NY


Ender_Game2000

Boring lakes dayton


CapitalistLion

ohio?


Ender_Game2000

Yea


[deleted]

Roll tide, homophobia


CapitalistLion

i actually live in alabama. my nextdoor neighbor is actually a gay nature photographer


Casperzwaart100

Does he take pictures of gay nature, or is is gay and take pictures of regular nature?


Fixer_Of_Things

Actually


Narkolleptika

Directly above California


CapitalistLion

origan?


TimPieOfficial

how tf do you misspell it, when it's written correctly on the map you posted.


Narkolleptika

Maybe they mispelled it. I interpreted as mocking the many people who mispronounce it


MoneyMike0808

Oregano


GloomreaperScythe

/) Bigfoot is high


nazgulonbicycle

WA


observing_raspberry

Oregon?


disasterpiece_101

Bread hills dust


CapitalistLion

oklahoma?


Lord_HexCalibur

Muricas Austrailia


CapitalistLion

alaska or texas?


Lord_HexCalibur

Trxas


floofandmemes

Florida


CplusplusOnFire

Voted for Mondale


CapitalistLion

minnesota?


CplusplusOnFire

Yep


Displaything55

Plains,massacre,tornadoes


CapitalistLion

that could be anything between the mississippi and the rockies. but i'm guessing oklahoma?


Displaything55

Yep


Riley7775

Guns, Mexicans, cowboys. The answer is Texas. God I love this state.


CapitalistLion

texas


El_Diablo_Rojo33

Arizona for sure


DAHASAG

Welcome to r/dankmemes we only have the dankest shit over here


rumpyhumpy

you are definitely from detroit


Snoo_52761

salmon drinking espressos


hofferd78

Washington for sure


PeachEmoji-

Beautiful, also weed


JayTheBrewer

Hendrix, Almost Canadian


Far_Scientist_5082

Washington…ugh no one knows where Hendrix was from do they?


peeePOOOOOP

guns cactuses guns


Lego_Yoda777888

Mountains, coal mines, meth and rednecks galore!


Butwinsky

Good job counting to 3!


CapitalistLion

west virginia?


i_have_a_duck_

Corn, corn, and 500


jok3r925

Indiana


UltimateFartNugget

Everyone Moves Here


CapitalistLion

texas


ckfire

Sister is hot


communist_virgin

hot chicken music


CapitalistLion

tennessee?


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TheBigNachoZen

IPAs on tap?


Far_Scientist_5082

This is like eight or nine different states?


RideTheSea937

The big arch


Significant-Skill653

Largest rural state


RisingGam3r

This dude lives in Wyoming for sure


AYoungYank

Wyoming isn’t real, so he can’t be living there


[deleted]

Cold mountains, weed


Done-Man

Not in america


foxxybruh

gumbo, swamp, racism


CapitalistLion

louisiana?


seahawkfan117

Highest minimum wage


charlieblood_8

Dirt for brain


jacobstank

California


DiggestOfBicks

Easy bake oven


Official_Gameoholics

Steel Pierogi Groundhog


Catz_31

Cheese Snow Beer


Coffee_Fuelled_Snake

Idiots with egos


CapitalistLion

the entire earth fits that description


Coffee_Fuelled_Snake

You're not wrong.


GlebGlorp

Mardi Gras, Gumbo, Gators


CapitalistLion

louisiana?