By - CapitalistLion
im in ohio
He a little confused but he has got the the spirit
There’s nothing wrong with Ohio, except the snow and the rain.
Stuck in Ohio ™️
R. Kelly's Trapped in Ohio
Let me guess
I was close
Let me guess. Iowa.
Could've just gone with "buckeye".
Skiing, weed, liberals.
Got it 👍🍻
The only way i figured it out was because I thought of that one vine with the giraffe guy skiing
I see you're a man of culture as well
So you guys have tegridy?
Hey my brothers in Colorado, he just got stationed there as a police officer for the military, he hasn't done any skiing yet but he's hiked up a few trails and stuff, nice vacation place Colorado.
pretty sure it checks all the boxes for washington as well no?
that’s what i was thinking haha
I was gonna say Vermont
CO is pretty purple for "liberals."
i only need one
but here’s 2 others
guns and open-carry
everyone either has a gun, potato cannon, or both
Might I add dairy my fellow potatoman
bell with crack
crack in the bell or crack in the crackpipe?
either way it’s PA
ohio is worse
michigan? or indiana?
Man I love Michigan though, I grew up a Hoosier but Michigan has some great stuff to do. Plus lots of good fishing
Every state is better than Ohio
All my homies hate Ohio
Mississippi would like a word
I thought of this exact thing. MI 11/10 state!
That leaves us with 49 possible states.
I hate everyone, everyone hates me, but we have good bagels
all of new england fits that description.
It’s your job to guess
It your job to use three words and you used 11
Bruh you clearly have never had a bagel from New Hampshire, Maine, or Vermont. Or Rhode Island. Or most of Massachusetts and Connecticut.
Hello fellow NJer… Taylor ham and Cheese
Shoulda just said: saltpeppaketchup, 20regular, jughandle
Not 3 words but hello fellow new jersier
You know how counting to three works?
Potatoes, Potatoes and Potatoes
pfp checks out
What conversation between chads
That's 4 words
A big bean and people think Abraham Lincoln was born here.
You are not very good at counting to three.
That the third clue from an alt?
>with only three words
Illinois public school confirmed
So? Where was he born?
Larue County, Kentucky.
Alternatively: worst fucking state
The best state at being the worst 😤😤😤
Source: I live there
woah that's way more than 3 words, you suck at this
Not United States.
Impossible! There is only united states
Wait… it’s all the US?
“Always has been” *cocks gun pulled out of underwear*
Always has been
Puerto Rico, Guam , or some other territory?
Really fucking cold
alaska? maine? the dacodas? montana?
wyoming? michigan? upstate new york?
Nope, and also I remember your username
Oh yah you betcha there you know what I’m saying?
Oklahoma? Based on the username
Minnesota or wisconsin??
-17 out right now. Gotta love it.
Gators, swamps, crack
Was it too obvious ?
Old Bay seasoning
I was going to say
Heroin, crabs, rats
I was just gonna say crab
Fucked my cousin
Sweet home alanama
alabama or new jersey?
Yea I’m concerned too
This guy is awful at guessing
Hold up why tf did u guess New Jersey XD
Ope, good casserole.
i need more hints. sorry.
Instead of snow balls, we have ice balls.
you have me stumped.
We say "hot dish" in MN instead of casserole
Guns Yee Haw!
Femboys, farming, forestfires
Femboys? Sign me up
Beer, cheese, and too many liberals.
3 words. Ahh the Wisconsin public education system
It's insane how many of these don't understand the three-word thing
wiscansin? or minnesota?
Bulls, Bears, Cubs
west. just west. duno where. but west.
Governor just resigned
Boring lakes dayton
Roll tide, homophobia
i actually live in alabama. my nextdoor neighbor is actually a gay nature photographer
Does he take pictures of gay nature, or is is gay and take pictures of regular nature?
Directly above California
how tf do you misspell it, when it's written correctly on the map you posted.
Maybe they mispelled it. I interpreted as mocking the many people who mispronounce it
/) Bigfoot is high
Bread hills dust
alaska or texas?
Voted for Mondale
that could be anything between the mississippi and the rockies. but i'm guessing oklahoma?
Guns, Mexicans, cowboys.
The answer is Texas. God I love this state.
Arizona for sure
Welcome to r/dankmemes we only have the dankest shit over here
you are definitely from detroit
salmon drinking espressos
Washington for sure
Beautiful, also weed
Hendrix, Almost Canadian
Washington…ugh no one knows where Hendrix was from do they?
guns cactuses guns
Mountains, coal mines, meth and rednecks galore!
Good job counting to 3!
Corn, corn, and 500
Everyone Moves Here
Sister is hot
hot chicken music
IPAs on tap?
This is like eight or nine different states?
The big arch
Largest rural state
This dude lives in Wyoming for sure
Wyoming isn’t real, so he can’t be living there
Cold mountains, weed
Not in america
gumbo, swamp, racism
Highest minimum wage
Dirt for brain
Easy bake oven
Steel Pierogi Groundhog
Cheese Snow Beer
Idiots with egos
the entire earth fits that description
You're not wrong.
Mardi Gras, Gumbo, Gators