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seyedmahdisp

hope you make it to hot 🔥


Wolfbite17

You're hot ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


LootGodamn

No u


DarthTroop3r

No us


LootGodamn

😏


AnObjectionableUser

🎶🎷


kebabix29

Wait, there are hot people on Reddit?


Shill4Pineapple

Yup. Send me nudes u/kebabix29.


LootGodamn

Slick


Immediate-Range1218


Gorfyx

Happy Cake Day


Late-Eye-6936

Both of those things can be true at the same time.


KentuckyFriedSemen

Lol twitter bad. Keanu Reeves wholesome. Elon musk 420 69.


EL_MANDEM

orange man bad, love is love, science is real etc etc


WafelSlut

Is.. Is science not real or?


EdoDave_Dave_Dave

It's a myth invented by scientists to sell more textbooks


Cman1200

Literally the only remotely valid anti-science conspiracy theory


Rampanttr_th

Big textbooks hate this one weird trick


LaikasDad

Gutenberg's Xerox


Renan00mil

Good job, is already working


Tarmogoyf_

I hope you like science oil salesmen trying to scam you into some more science.


WafelSlut

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mynameismulan

Jokes on them. I read nothing but textbooks and still think science is just liberal media!


YuriJoe_Arya

somehow I doubt it.


ChinChins3rdHenchman

And to prevent you from doing awesome things by brainwashing you into believing those "laws of physics"


Odisher7

Clearly not! Global warming is a scam! (this is SARCASM)


ffxtw

If global warming is a scam, then why hasn't it called about my car's extended warranty?


newspapey

Correct. Also is love is not love, it’s cheese


AnObjectionableUser

Science is a method of rigor and peer review. It's thinking critically. Its job is to make predictions based on observation. Only question is why someone might be motivated to sell you any given idea. Science is real in a very real sense as it is our best attempt to collaborate to understand the reality we perceive. To purport that science isn't real is to demonstrate a very troubling disassociation from reality. We share this planet with some dangerously insane people and we are running out of time to save it from them.


Harrythehobbit

Orange fan mad.


Hackerman_27

What is love?


DeFaLT______

Baby don’t hurt me


Kodst3rGames

Don't hurt me, no more *epic dance music*


MartinRuder

What is love?


Itchy-Ad-8858

Baby don’t hurt me


PAUL_D74

Don't hurt me, no more *epic dance music*


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Flassid_Snek

Yeah, what is that?


AllOfEverythingEver

All three of those seem true to me.


Bombkirby

Downvote this guy. He’s actually being dead serious and thinks science is garbage and love isn’t love.


supunhab

Grandma gives cookies


clearlyunseen

Except all of those things are true...


ordu13

All true


nbkedd

omg total reddit moment


KentuckyFriedSemen

Epic Reddit moment. TikTok bad. Emoji bad. Keanu Keanu. 420 big Chungus 🗿🗿🗿


AgentFN2187

Twitter is dogshit. I firmly believe it is the most toxic website on the internet.


Araenn1

4chan is still the most toxic place


Sataris

[4chan.png](https://i.redd.it/8wtz41d7mmw21.jpg)


OrezRekirts

10 years ago? Sure. Now-a-days twitter has: *racism *inciting violence *sale of child nudity/pornography Which is something only 2007-2010 4chan had, now it only has one of those


Araenn1

Huh Twitter is 10 times more regulated than 5 years ago


OrezRekirts

Its the userbase, and ease of access, and ability to fly under the radar. No matter how regulated it becomes, it doesn't matter, it will still be what I would consider a worse cesspool than 4chan. I only say this after finding out that MAP and the sale of child nudity is actually pretty rampant on twitter, if not for that then I would coin toss it


AgentFN2187

Yet it has an extremely small following compared to Twitter. Twitter is the most toxic because of it's size along with it's culture.


KentuckyFriedSemen

I mean yeah it’s not great but neither is Reddit, Facebook, Instagram, hell even LinkedIn is pretty shit. It all depends on what you give the time of day.


Chrom-man-and-Robin

I’d rather be on any of those sites over Twitter any day


KentuckyFriedSemen

Congratulations


Prudent-Dust6881

Ya but none of them ruin peoples lives pver a joke they said a decade ago


HentaiExxxpert

Reddit is an awesome place. It's way more friendly compared to Twitter IMHO. Of course this doesn't mean that there are no assholes on Reddit, but the general feeling is way less toxic than Twitter, I mean a lot of time on the trending page you just found users trying to cancel someone because he said something wrong. I only compare Twitter to Reddit because both are focused on threads. IG and FB are way more based on sharing personal stuff. Edit: Reddit also have the perfect variety of topics. There's a sub for literally anything. You can ask for help/info, you can just entertain yourself or discuss different topics. You can go from meme, to science to porn all in the same place


Strong-Entry-1179

Reddit is just as bad, if not worse.


Prudent-Dust6881

Nah dude reddit doesnt have cancel culture or if they do its not as bad as twitter


Strong-Entry-1179

lmao bruh you must be new here Conservative subs cancel anyone who posts anything even remotely critical of Trump or remotely pro-vaccine and I was literally just banned the other day from a leftwing sub for telling people they wasted their vote by voting third party (and I'm a democratic socialist, myself) Twitter's toxicity isn't unique. Every echo chamber turns into a cesspit, and this website is literally made of echo chambers.


jasonedokpa

The difference is that you won't lose your job over it because it's anonymous.


salamelek

meh elon musk is nothing but a clown now :/ reddit has to change


KentuckyFriedSemen

Elon has always been a clown but Reddit will defend him to the grave even after he partners with the CCP to sell and produce Teslas. Reddit always upvote anything having to do with him. Bashing any other form of social media. Tiktok. 420/69. Reddit superiority. or other cringey bullshit.


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MinosAristos

Yeah Reddit for the most part did a 180 on Musk. Imo we should be pretty skeptical of all "good guy (or girl)" rich people / celebrities. Putting on a well crafted act to get supporters -> get people to pay for stuff you earn from is the norm.


Seagull_Lad05

I swear to God if Paul Rudd turns out to be a creep ima lose it.


Rickrickrickrickrick

I was going to say that I feel like it's different with comedians and actors who are generally funny because they actually seem to just be themselves. But then I remember Cosby.


hotlivesextant

This Reddit individual sounds almost like different people or something.


jvken

"Now" lmao


MoreLikeGaewyn

FUCK ELON MUSK 😏 emerald mine. period.


_qst2o91_

To be fair Twitter **is** a cesspool


ChinChins3rdHenchman

Shrek handsome, tiktok cringe


hotlivesextant

Twitter good? You retarded or something boy?


The-true-Memelord

Twitter can be really bad though.. A lot of times


schimi26

is at 420 upvotes right now, will upvote later :) done


The_Cakemaster

The fact that you can say “ratio” and piss the entirety of Twitter off is hilarious and makes for easy bait.


cheapdrinks

What does it even mean?


Hufflepuft

I had to look it up. I feel old. >a ratio, or getting ratioed, is when replies to a tweet vastly outnumber likes or retweets. This means people are objecting to the tweet and considering its content bad.


BigMood42069

if twitter had a dislike button, it'd be the truest ratio of them all


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My group of friends used to call ourselves ratio killers, because when we arrived to a party we’d kill the ratio of girls to guys


winqu

iirc they have it but only on iOS devices. iirc only iOS devices can see the dislikes too.


Etourdie1

Another meaning for ratio is when someone replies and gets more likes. One common thing is someone says something people disagree with, someone says ratio, and gets more likes


liquor_for_breakfast

Ratio ^^Am ^^I ^^twittering ^^now??


Etourdie1

OmFg, AlL tHeY sAiD wAs rAtIo, HoW dArE yOu AlL lIke ThEiR cOmMeNt MoRe ^^Yes, ^^you ^^did ^^a ^^fine ^^job


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Randomd0g

Oh so it's just the Bad Internet version of Sage?


jamsreddit

yeah good thing no one on reddit gets cascading downvotes heaped on by a reactionary mob OH WAIT


soccerperson

literally nobody on twitter actually gets butthurt from people replying ratio


SchmurrGaming

yea that's a pretty stupid comment, dank memes fell off


Based-Frog

Don't care + didn't ask + ratio + cope + L + incel + cry about it


Video_Mode

Eat grass or something, I think that's how you say it...


Finboror

touch grass eat ass and i'm all out of ass


RoscoMan1

The end of the Simpsons Movie


phoncible

I came here to kick gum and chew ass, and I'm all outta ass -[Dick Kickum](https://youtu.be/gnVag2Nwaug)


AskMeForFunnyVoices

My favourite contagious laughter video


Lil_Cheesy_Bean

+ you fell off + fatherless, etc…


BigMood42069

me when DreamSMP or Kpop stans


Helplure

What does cope mean? I've seen that word used so much recently but I have absolutely no clue what it means


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solInvictusRises

It was a big thing after 2016 when the racist shitbag became president (directed at Hillary supporters.) Then it kind of went away after 2020 because generally Biden supporters don't really feel like we "won" all that much with the less racist senile asshole that replaced the shitbag.


rdf-

You done it, you angered all of us.


Zekiz4ever

I'm just gonna say it man and I hate to say it but I'm just gonna be honest with you just gonna put it blunt. Yeah you feel off+ ratio+ you're white+ you're British+ who asked+ No U+ deez nuts+ radio+ don't care+ didn't ask+ I'm a minor+ I'm neurodivergent+ caught in 4K+ cope+ seethe+ good game+ in 1947 the world's first general purpose computer the 30 ton ENIAC was created+ your mom's white+ the hood watches Markiplier now+ Grow the fuck up+ L+ L part 2+ retweet+ ligma+ taco bell gordita crunch+ think outside the bun bitch+ your benched+ your a wrench+ I own you+ your dad fell off+ my dad could beat your dad up+ your aim hacking+ silver elite+ tryhard+ boomer+ sksksksk+ your beta+ I'm sigma+ you're submissive+ L part 3 just dropped+ Youngboy better+ your sus+ this is a cry for help and I am extremely depressed+ quote tweet+ you're cringe+ I did your mom+ you bought monkey NFT+ you're weirdchamp+ you're a clown+ my dad left me at the age of four and I have never recovered since+ my dad owns Steam+ plus who want me+ I'm lonely+ they just released L part 5 in HD this summer and its in 3D


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SimonBoss777

mid + playboi carti better


xXSpg101Xx

both suck ass + talking heads better


WafelSlut

Twitter bad give upvotes


YareYareDazeDio

This reddit in a nutshell “Some thing bad, give karma” Also this sub coincidentally is one of the worst.


biIIyshakes

It’s astounding to me how constantly this website loves to bash twitter and tiktok yet if you scroll the front page a huge amount of content is screenshots of tweets and videos reposted from tiktok. Almost every social media platform is what you make of it. You curate your own feed. It’s up to you what you see if you use the platform with intention.


PoyoLocco

The major difference is the upvote and downvote system. You can say the shittiest opinion ever, be the worst human on earth, you will never see it on Twitter. Because there is no dislike button. Even the worst shit can get to front page. On Reddit, you will be downvoted, people will argue in the comments, you can the ratio of upvotes and downvotes. There is shit on every sites, every platform, but at least there is some filtering on Reddit you will not see on other sites.


CruelKratos

L+Ratio + you fell off + didn't ask G


LuckNSkill

As if Reddit is any better lol


Miss-Mamba

lol people here don’t really see the irony huh?


BlackMoonMaster

nobody said it was


FunnyForWrongReason

Especially the mods on here.


ComprehensiveAd8804

This is very Facebook meme


YareYareDazeDio

Probably posted by a 23 year old boomer.


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[deleted]

\*cums\*


Tiiba

What a fucking scam. I have to bribe you to make you fuck off? Don't be a sheep. Upvote THIS post, and KDMD will go away.


Stamina_C63

twitter is the shithole of the internet


jamsreddit

the internet is a shithole baby and we are all pigs lapping it up


Pingy-style

Pc babies


NeatOtaku

You mean the half million who threw a tantrum and fled to getter at Joe rogan being banned?


crow622

Twittertards in a nutshell.


Finboror

Is this it? A dank meme?


Alicyl

Honestly, add Reddit to that as well. I can't count how many times I went into a game-related subreddit to check for any updates found by the community only to scroll pass people whining about how OP/weak this is, how bad the community is, or how shitty the Devs/game are/is.


lvl999shaggy

Accurate


franandwood

Based


Initial-Spend

Lmao so true


Vaeon

Sounds like OP just got put on blast and ran to Reddit to get some sympathy. We've all been there.


m_bilal93

This is an accurate representation of political trends in my country


plz_just_kill_me

based


Hu8ebras

"I know two things for certain. Life is a highway, and Twitter is a cult." -Wayne


Wookie301

Take this ratio! Jokes on you. I have no idea what that means.


BobOki

Can I upvote more than once? Twitter is cancer.


paulbutterjunior

Look I know everyone has heard the 'twitter bad' spiel a thousand times. But dang, Twitter really do suck tho.


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This but default reddit subs


FLBasher

Twatter


robotmanager123

B-b-based


drawnimo

can someone explain "ratio" as a verb to my boomer ass?


WildFlower_Wonder

When you get a lot of comments on a tweet and not that many likes. It’s how they say they got a lot of objections to what they said in the tweet.


drawnimo

Thank you, what a nice young person you are.


newthrash1221

This sub is so fucking trash now. As if reddit is so better with some of the garbage fucking subs you can find on here.


KVenom777

Yup. Twittards also think "memes" are 200+ words essays.


b1rgar1p1nsan

Both... Both is true.


ksawio237

cringe+ratio+noob+stay mad+stay low/


hamiltonscale

Wait, I thought they banned DJT and MTG were banned?


AncientTower8264

This is amazing 😂😂😂


IvanIsResting

What the fuck does ratio mean?


AgitatedEggplant

Ratio but you pronounce it like patio


akafuzey

just got 245 downvotes on a comment… and this post is me rn


pimpduck513151

Oh no, you just opened the hell gates.


leento717

Honest question. What does ratio’d mean?


KurosawaKid

babby first crabby


reanu_keevs123

You get into arguments on accident I get into arguments to waste peoples time and piss them off We are not the same


Ancientpainting68

bro just violated an entire app 😂


bottleofaple

Wtf is ratio?


alchemicrb

Ratio is the stupidest thing brought into social. I'll see somebody with two dislikes and someone will scream "ratio'd".


Epidexipteryx

I don't use Twitter, so whatever I guess.


Rude_Journalist

I live in England! I hate people


AppointmentOpen4992

Can someone please ELI5 what "ratio" means in this context?


PeridotWriter

Facebook. You forgot Facebook.


iFlask

is “ratio” basically a dislike button


supremegnkdroid

Redditors do the exact same things as Twitter tho. I’ve seen verbatim the same arguments, misinformation, and tantrums


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This is so much better than the participatory bullshit “comment ____ and I’ll _____”


macnonals

go cum in a coconut