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Wandering_Hammer

They hates US cuz they ain't US


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Hucknutbun

We are annoos


Zbeubor

that's deep bro


Pervizzz

That's what she said


CatastropheKao

Balls deep


HelopyXD

ikr


LorentzCoffin

They do be guzzling that haterade


Killer_Queen1999

*hate


Demiurgbrotherhood

What about people in Canada and a bunch of Western European countries who make fun of us?


BurningOrangeHeaven

Plenty of Canadians come to America for work cuz of the lower canadian salaries and other factors. Their Healthcare being free is also not the perfect dream they try to sell everybody. 15 years ago Canada was pretty nice but lots has slowly changed for the worse, like with their housing prices.


Demiurgbrotherhood

I mean, that’s no different that people moving from one state or city to another for job opportunities. How is their healthcare not the perfect dream? I don’t think anyone there or in Western Europe claimed it was perfect. How have things gone worse besides housing prices? Housing has increased here since big business are buying up a lot of homes to increase the scarcity.


bishop057

Not Canadian, but my mom's family side still lives there. Health care while free isnt the best. If you want to get a check up or get stitches, it is better than USA, but if you need any sort of surgery life threatening or not, be prepared to be put on a wait list. As much as USA healthcare is a meme, it is bar none the best treatment in the world. Too bad it's stupid expensive without insurance. Aunt has been trying to get a patella surgery for almost 1.5 years. Cost of living is higher in Canada (take LA or NYC out of the equation) and oddly enough there seems to be a growing race problem in Ontario from what my Aunt says. Granted i dont know if that is entirely true though since ive never known Canada to have race issues. (Native American problems on the other hand.....oof) I dont think Canada sucks in the slightest, but my family has said quality of life is really starting to fall especially for the younger generation. I wonder how they will turn it around... They have been trying to move to the US for the last 2 years to be closer to family so they got super pissed off after the border crisis here in the US happened a few months back where a lot got in for free.


[deleted]

Their healthcare is a dream, that's why for important, immediate shit, people with the means make trips to the US to get important health issues fixed.


stonedinwpg

It's not perfect, but we don't have people dying because they can't afford insulin or becoming homeless because they broke their leg


thememe6969

You know you still get treatment if you don't have enough money right?


[deleted]

Their lives are so great they spend all their free time hating the US and convincing themselves they're better.


Googlewasmyinvention

As a Minnesotan I can say that Canadians and fr***ch Canadians are made fun of about the same as Wisconsin.


Demiurgbrotherhood

What does that mean?


Googlewasmyinvention

I will roast the fuck out of you and your family if you are Canadian


Demiurgbrotherhood

I’m not, I’m a Texan.


thememe6969

Hello fellow Texan brother


_lordredhead

happy german noises


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Red0119

Everywhere is just as shitty as everywhere else.


Hucknutbun

How about Antarctica. Pingu lives there, which means it's the opposite of crappy there.


Red0119

Noooooooot


zlMayo

Pingu is a member of the Proud Boys and he was caught beating his kid because he came out as bi.


I_Ulted_JFK

Exactly what i wanted to say. Everywhere is shitty. It's just that some places are less shitty.


yourmamasmamasmurf

Germas are huge racists. There is a reason why nazi ideology took hold there.


XenonNade

Bruh she’s an immigrant lmao. Stop using expat. It’s immigration


[deleted]

I've been living in a bunker since Y2K


DicDrizzle

Tell that to Hitler


[deleted]

west Europe gang


GuardsmanPete

Zeg makker


[deleted]

heb jij specerijen??


GuardsmanPete

Alleen als jij een frikandel hebt


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😏 alleen xxl


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_lordredhead

I am indeed always angry... but German is definitely not an angry language, that's a myth


AX0076

Fard dexter was a good man


Tjarkey

German internet still shit tho


_lordredhead

yes:(


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the_pandaproject

Same here... I don't think I have to say anything to show how much shit it is economy-wise.


BigChunkus69420

Iraq right now


russkiy_malchik

At least we can blame the US for bombing our country to the ground


lvl999shaggy

Get in line *Gestures towards a line headed by North Korea and Vietnam*


Dvogan12

North korea shouldn't be sympathized with they could be just as normal as South korea but it chooses to stay a shithole


Wolf_heart1942

yeah fuck the people who have no choice in the matter


apples45a

I'm not trying to be dumb or anything, but oh my god! Just wow! What's it like over there? Is it dangerous?


mashed_potatoes1

Bruh is this the first time you meet a Iraqi online?


Straitjacket666

I feel you


no_dictators

Im bolivian you dont wanna feel me


Baconshapes

I'm a big fan of your countries exports


no_dictators

oh no


AX0076

Yes i do. I want to feel you!


Alchemy-lol

I wish for a zombie apocalypse so I have a reason why I suck at life.


auga3rifle

So you want your life to be worse?


Alchemy-lol

More like when my parents ask why I fail as a human being I don't have to go into detail about the interaction of my mental helth with an unforgiving enviroment, but just say:" Zombies" and be done with it.


auga3rifle

You have to kill once smiling faces, millions of those, you really need a psychiatrist


teteulapplapp

\*sad brazilian sound\*


desempregado_br

Sad huehue sound


sweet_noob

Happy icelandic sound


teteulapplapp

what the fuck country is this bro?


sweet_noob

Iceland


Cabotage105

Dipshits: “AmEriCa iS a ThiRd wOrLd CoUntRy” People who actually live in a third world country: “Wtf, no”


Nivi2006

laughs hysterically coz Indian


xl-imperium-lx

Hypocrisy no? No such thing as a perfect utopia. I live in VA and love it here our motto isn’t a joke. We are lovers lol


QuantumCactus11

What's VA?


binny253

I’m guessing Virginia


[deleted]

Vatican?


Wolf_heart1942

venus


PragmaticPessimism

VAgina


[deleted]

Idk man. From what I’ve heard, VA goes hard with the violence.. 😂well used to at least, I’m sure its calmed down but in the 90s and 2000s, I’ve heard some wild ass stories.


Andabiryani_99

USA is the DREAM country for many Indians, so just imagine the condition of India.


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Americas a dream country for anyone who isn't American


mattglaze

More shit Americans say


Helplure

Not true


ilor144

I am european and I can definitely say that I wouldn't live in the US for long time, I would travel there to see some places, but I would stick to the EU or maybe Canada, Australia.


DeanFromMyCloset

EU not invited.


IamMyles

Ah but you can come over here and party with us. *join us*


ieatbabieswithcement

I live in the eu hell and it's not poland


shopskasalata1

He time traveled to tell us America's fate


francorocco

i would trade a high end job on my country for any minimum wage job on america, they earn more than fking politcians here


mattglaze

Shouldn’t this comment be in shit Americans say?


TheConfusingVoid

We’re doing great over here to the point where we’re dying from eating too much. AMERICA, F*ck yeah.


ErtiGamingTv

Where are my ballkan boys at?


ZODYWAYNE

Was it too much to ask to not be born, like there was another 200 million sperms there whytf did it have to be me(sry for anyone feeling the same,hope y'all do good)


Peazyzell

Stop feeding the white girls


AX0076

Ikr they should be able to feed them selfs. They need to more indepented.


govern_me_harder

Come on OP, then UK isn't that bad.


tkbhagat

UK is fucking amazing


Noob_master_slayer

Honestly, as someone from Asia, I really envy y'all Americans. I know it ain't perfect there, but y'all take too much for granted. I'll tell you my story. I was always the stereotypical "class topper without studying much" kind of guy. I have, by God's grace, done enough in life so far, as I'm studying in the 2nd best university in Asia. Even then I can't stop but think what I could have achieved if my parents had migrated to the US. The opportunities and exposure there is miles miles ahead of any other place.


PragmaticPessimism

The envy must be real with that "miles" sentence.


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Yep, man's devoted


Diacetyl-Morphin

Can't complain about Switzerland, where i live. It's not utopia, but... very close to utopia


apples45a

Isn't Switzerland a tax-haven?


Diacetyl-Morphin

Yes and No. Like, the banks had their golden era a long time ago, it's a clichee today, because it changed. You can't even open a new bank account today, when you're an american (because of the IRS, the US is very strict when it comes to avoiding taxes) The money of today comes more from high-tech, pharma companies and other stuff, the banks are less than 10% of the GDP. Today, Luxemburg, Ireland and other countries are more tax havens for companies and rich people when they want to avoid high taxes.


apples45a

Oh, okay. Thank you!


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i live in Europa


AX0076

What do you breathe there? Is jupiter cool? Can you feel its gravity? Can you see jupiter's other moons? Is anything living the ice?


PragmaticPessimism

Probably a mutant due to the extreme radiation that Jupiter emits.


steeveperry

It’s amazing how people can only determine if something is bad relative to something else. Ir two things are bad, the less bad thing is treated as if it’s good, and you’re a piece of shit if you say both things are bad. Nuance is dead.


hasselbeast

Everything is bad and everyone is a piece of shit. Nuance *sometimes* is overrated.


TheRebelPixel

Yeah, America sucks... Stay away. Yuck.. bleh... sick......


AX0076

Hahaha. We have it better than like 70% of the world


mattglaze

Is that the 70% you’ve bullied into submission,so they’ll make you cheap trainers?


AX0076

?


goatedbg145wdman

should i be happy to live in canada sorry didnt mean to flex


Mer0ps

Laughs in wealthy European


QuantumCactus11

You won't be laughing when you pay your taxes lmao.


The_Paradoxum

I must say the magical word: healthcare


QuantumCactus11

Huh?


Thot_Slayer_911

Me as a Costa Rican:


Adventurous_Bend_455

In my country, there are no micro centers and it makes me sad.


sneakyphoenixx

I feel bad for him


Bobagamer99

Venezuela anyone?


BigDisastrous834

Me laughing at your “America bad” jokes knowing well what we’re about to do do to you


kaushik021

Denk mimir using the term THIRD WORLD COUNTRY without even knowing it's real meaning.


Eswift33

Canada ftw. "Diet America"


[deleted]

UK. Can't relate. Pretty good over here


Crusader_Krzyzowiec

Second world country me: confused happy sadness.


ZoinksRizla

Sad indian noises


devu_the_thebill

Cries in polish


[deleted]

Hey atleast u dont die at school


Master_TEG

First words of the nurse to me ,at birth, were - " You fucked up".


PragmaticPessimism

Mine said spoke up and said "leave this one alone"


unclefistface622

*Laughing in American, knowing that our future is going to be like that of a third-world nation.*


Legendary_AF

Awe that's poes fax


BrawlerOP-BS

Nah I get mad when I see "America bad", I mean only americans (or europeans) say that lol


BeyondSad6497

Australia is just perfect


PragmaticPessimism

Except there, instead of the people wanting to kill you, its also the wildlife.


ENDSLAYER17

Reality check USA isn’t the only developed country in the world


[deleted]

Just a shower thought, there are more under developed countries than developed ones, which means if transport is easier the most crowded countries will be the developed ones leaving the rest pretty abandoned and There are gonna be lot of cultural fights in the crowded countries


ENDSLAYER17

Food for thought not everyone who makes “america bad” memes is from a third world country


[deleted]

Yeah I agree, but I'm pretty sure british people are also heavily involved in those memes


ENDSLAYER17

Also Germans like myself


Psgxo

Why does it feel like an american made this meme


[deleted]

Because an American made this meme


Lucas_243

We are not american but at least we know Europe is not a country, and Africa is a continent


AX0076

Why dose that matter when you guys have worry about food and water plus an education. Least of our and your worries. Plus we can look that stuff up anytime we want.


[deleted]

Food and water? What the hell do you think Europe looks like???


Lucas_243

I am not even european lmao


[deleted]

Then where are you from?


supremegamer76

American laughing at America bad memes knowing that its true and they cant do anything to make it better.


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crabmeat64

Spoken like someone who's only seen third world countries through the lens of uplifting YouTube video clips


OffChunk

It’s painfully obvious that you’ve never actually even studied or been taught or even just googled what a 3rd world country is


francorocco

nobody that actually lives on a third world country would agree with that, people in america are insanely spoiled compared to any third world country that exists


lavytaffy13

repost af


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MCAlheio

Don't worry, if you lived in the Midwest US your life wouldn't be any better


stinkybutt69420_

Yeah. You could die in an Amazon warehouse


MCAlheio

At least you'd die surrounded by things you couldn't afford amirighte?


apples45a

LOL


nessaL19

My relatives in the midwest seem to be doing very well


MCAlheio

Good thing anecdotes extrapolate cleanly to an entire population, I guess poverty in the Midwest is now over I’ve heard that some people in San Francisco have houses, homelessness solved 😎


rigobueno

Reddit moment


MCAlheio

Someone’s gotta keep the “America bad” meme


Bixatron

Whatchu got against the Midwest, we ballin out over here with our corn, dairy and soybeans 😎


MCAlheio

I have nothing against it, I am against the people that exploit the Midwest for cheap labor and leave its residents in poverty.