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lordofkawaiii

i can't see my feet because of my dick. we are not the same


WoodenConnection3711

You cant see yours because of your dick, I cant see mine because of my balls. We are not the same


Brilliant-Tourist-30

I can't see my feet because of my belly. We aren't really the same


the__asshole

I can't see mine because I can't look down we are not the same


szarik010

I can't see mine because they were amputated. We are not the same


InceptBoy

I can't see. We are not the same.


lookinthemirror_man

🤏👈✌👇👆👌✋👍,🤏🖖🤙👉


InceptBoy

Guys he just said the nword


Second-Critical

…I can’t see mine because I’m under the covers with reddit. We are not the same.


FlyingAce598

I can’t see because my phone is out of battery, we are not the same


daisy_irl

I can't. We are not the same


Davescash

I cant see mine because gf got that covered, we are not the same.


TomBot98

Your can't see your feet because of your balls, I can't see mine because I'm tripping on embalming fluid. We are not the same


Hexadecatriser

I can't see mine cuz I'm not bothered to look down. We are not the same.


justadood6

I can't see my breasts because of my dick. We are not the same.


hfhero

Bi dudes: tits are tits


[deleted]

Unfortunately this is not the case. Man tits are universally despised, in exactly the same way that women shaped like bowling balls are boner killers. We like man shaped men and woman shaped women.


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I’m not talking about overweightness at all. I don’t mind a woman being 250lbs so long as it’s distributed according to the anatomy that I’m genetically programmed to find attractive. Same goes for big bellied men, they are fine, it’s the wide hips and saggy tits that turn me off because it’s further from the male ideal from an evolutionary perspective. And I totally can use it as a generality because it’s true for the vast majority of the population that we prefer our men to be shaped like men and our women to be shaped like women.


jmaccaa

Hm, yes. Dem titties


AgentBoobies12

I couldn't see my dick because of my belly


JustAOneRedditUser

I can't see my belly because of my dick. We are not the same


Potatoface_6

Bròthër?


WeebBois

Similar but not the same


Ew_A_Furry-

Yes. Boobs indeed get in the way of me seeing my feet.


DieserTIMO

Eww a furry


Khalidrhg

Boys when they can't see their feet because of their big pecs


Bakonn

When you cant see your feet because of your magnum dong


n1ce69420

Reddit moment


Harmony3319

It’s just water weight


illogical4

Ah!! Finally something which I can relate to.


Pony_Boner

No way Shaq's legs are that skinny.


MattWakashiKai

Girls who *can* see their feet because of their breasts.


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u/Jackdidathing


OttoWalterModel

It's just water weight


ender_the_firey

Caiu na vila o peixe fuzila


High-Ground

You're a fatty fat fa- hold on I'm getting a call from someone called Mitch Conner


3into10tothepower8

No cartman you are a fatass


anotherspookygh0st

Do your boobs have big bones?


EggplantLess7008

I believe the opposite gender will appreciate man boobs in the future. Then chosen one will rise.


-Own-Lettuce-

I can’t see


Death_Killer183

For me, my weighing scale says my bone density is normal so I guess I am actually fat


StickyCoochie123

foot fetishists when they can see feet:


Doctor-Level

Transmasc moment


NikolaiCello05

This hits especially hard if you’re a trans dude…


mrtylerwu

Uhh


prakharr_1510

Can't see ur mom's boobs cuz of my dick


Minebuddy316

B E L L Y


parlerler1543

i am not fat i am just big bonered


Davescash

Dickie doo disease , usually afflicts Americans in the southern states,their bellies and boobs stick out further than their dickie do.