By - SweatyChickenBuuuubz
i can't see my feet because of my dick. we are not the same
You cant see yours because of your dick, I cant see mine because of my balls. We are not the same
I can't see my feet because of my belly. We aren't really the same
I can't see mine because I can't look down we are not the same
I can't see mine because they were amputated. We are not the same
I can't see. We are not the same.
Guys he just said the nword
…I can’t see mine because I’m under the covers with reddit. We are not the same.
I can’t see because my phone is out of battery, we are not the same
I can't. We are not the same
I cant see mine because gf got that covered, we are not the same.
Your can't see your feet because of your balls, I can't see mine because I'm tripping on embalming fluid.
We are not the same
I can't see mine cuz I'm not bothered to look down. We are not the same.
I can't see my breasts because of my dick. We are not the same.
Bi dudes: tits are tits
Unfortunately this is not the case. Man tits are universally despised, in exactly the same way that women shaped like bowling balls are boner killers. We like man shaped men and woman shaped women.
I’m not talking about overweightness at all. I don’t mind a woman being 250lbs so long as it’s distributed according to the anatomy that I’m genetically programmed to find attractive. Same goes for big bellied men, they are fine, it’s the wide hips and saggy tits that turn me off because it’s further from the male ideal from an evolutionary perspective. And I totally can use it as a generality because it’s true for the vast majority of the population that we prefer our men to be shaped like men and our women to be shaped like women.
Hm, yes. Dem titties
I couldn't see my dick because of my belly
I can't see my belly because of my dick. We are not the same
Similar but not the same
Yes. Boobs indeed get in the way of me seeing my feet.
Eww a furry
Boys when they can't see their feet because of their big pecs
When you cant see your feet because of your magnum dong
It’s just water weight
Ah!! Finally something which I can relate to.
No way Shaq's legs are that skinny.
Girls who *can* see their feet because of their breasts.
It's just water weight
Caiu na vila o peixe fuzila
You're a fatty fat fa- hold on I'm getting a call from someone called Mitch Conner
No cartman you are a fatass
Do your boobs have big bones?
I believe the opposite gender will appreciate man boobs in the future. Then chosen one will rise.
I can’t see
For me, my weighing scale says my bone density is normal so I guess I am actually fat
foot fetishists when they can see feet:
This hits especially hard if you’re a trans dude…
Can't see ur mom's boobs cuz of my dick
B E L L Y
i am not fat i am just big bonered
Dickie doo disease , usually afflicts Americans in the southern states,their bellies and boobs stick out further than their dickie do.