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KeepingDankMemesDank

downvote this comment if the meme sucks. upvote it and I'll go away. --- [dankmemes Minecraft discord](https://discord.gg/fNyb7G5) | r/dankmemescraft


Goblin088

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.


[deleted]

Bruh... I'm imagining a train full of people masterbaiting together to a meme and now I'm grinning like a fucking donkey.. I can't even fucking laugh because I'm on a bus... Screw you goblin088.


CharizardUsedCut

Just start furiously masturbating too.


matyklug

masterbating


Samjagoprime

🤓


El_Tio_Pucho

Poor dude, imagine him typing this comment with his phone drowned in others men cum


FalloutForever_98

Oh god theres an image


Emektro

CLEAN MY EYES!!!


ThatFuckingGeniusKid

.....with cum


El_Tio_Pucho

Like, struggling trying to put the cum away so he can type this, furious, while semen stills rain over him and his phone


lordtweakslide

Is he just shoveling it into his pockets where is putting it away at?


DangerousCompetition

✨squeegee✨


aliengangsta

Why does this sounds like a hentai plot


Fathom14

well said, you sick fuck


Flimsy-Fishy

I was on that train wtf


Seirashun

So you jacked off to it too?


Flimsy-Fishy

#perhaps


HeadOfSpectre

Rest in peace


ReasonableHead8

Rest in cum


Emektro

Rest in piss


krillxox

Came here from cursed comments to check what u masterbate to and now I think it's worth


ThatOneKid1203

same


Emektro

Saame


devouring-fables

Saame


The_Radio_Host

God speed you son of a bitch.


Cayde_6________

What did I just read


Sceptile90

Finally found the original post lol


Zelda_boy_4_life

yes


hotdogsandhangovers

Did yall frot?


ForsakenAnybody7991

I can't even see he image because the wifi in these country sucks


smpl_deb

The Cummagedon


Substantial-Outside5

This is disgusting, only a dog would eat this shit. **its slop**


DemWiggleWorms

Username checks out


Xan_Lionheart

Whoever pays for onlyfans is an actual idiot.


A_Wild_VelociFaptor

Bought it once for curiosity and horniness, _HUUGE_ waste of money. Girl from high school had an account, pretty good time. With celebrities you can literally just Google "[X person] sexy" and get the exact same results, they never do anything _too_ scandalous.


Xan_Lionheart

There's even people who buy the onlyfans and upload it all for everyone else for free. And really you can just google boobs and butts and you'll get the same results.


Ok_Chest30

That's horrible! Like where? So I can avoid these sites with all of this porn. Gross. Kemono party is good for art. Never really found an OF variant


Xxalt_account69420xX

I use luscious . net for OF leaks, I’m not sure how safe it is tho.


sorashiro1

Telegram is especially popular for leaks


RepubIique

Just trying to support my sister’s business


Cheap-Blackberry-745

AYO HOL DA FUCK UP


AMC-APE88

Totally agree


Ok_Chest30

Same can be said for Patreon, Twitch, and cam girl sites. If you wanna throw a few bucks at a chick(or artist, whatever on other sites). Fine. But don't go spending $500 a month on all their shitty porn videos. You subscribe for pictures. You tip and pay more for that interaction. It is sad, and I feel like there's a lot of lonely people being taken advantage of. But it's nothing new. Same thing as tipping strippers cuz you think they'll fall in love with you.


Preet0024

> cuz you think they'll fall in love with you. Pretty fricking accurate. Been there, never spent money cuz broke but I know the feeling.


Le_Mug

https://www.straitstimes.com/world/united-states/us-man-spends-over-250000-on-cam-girl-kills-parents-and-brother-for-trying-to


InsrtOriginalUsrname

I only subscribe on Twitch with Prime, and occasionally I might gift a sub if I happen to have a few bucks burning a hole in my pocket


RaidenHUN

On Patreon you do get access to exclusive content like music


DeathIsFreedomFrom

You also get access to exclusive content on only fans. It's a video instead of a music file. Same concept when it comes to copyright and whatnot.


RaidenHUN

Lmao. You can't be serous that's a reason someone would use onlyfans... I can't even describe how pathetic I think onlyfans is (or its users).


obscureferences

Or more emotionally deprived than they deserve to be. Pity them, do not insult them. The sad fucks.


LifeGiver2048

Just google titties lmao


Knuffya

It's really only good if a person you know personally is on there.


Independent_Art_952

Whoever pays is an idiot


[deleted]

profile picture checks out


[deleted]

If the person was as stupid as weird he looks then he still would be smarter than you and people who pay for only fans.


[deleted]

tf mate chill i don’t pay for onlyfans


Home_Productions

You sound like you do


[deleted]

the fuck am i missing


Qinglew

Sense?


5ft6manlet

Put a NSFW tag for the boys who are still doing NNN


ALBANEZIR

Don't worry my brother, today the 24th day of NNN i've reached the full control of my mind and body, nothing can take me to sin


ven_faerun

*Ahem*, hand holding.


LB1234567890

Or for people who scroll reddit in pubblic.


silenttii

That's a risk they're willing to take, they should know the kind of shit that's posted here :D


DoubleTrouble992

no, there is a NSFW tag for a reason


evanthesquirrel

I made it to day 69 of NNN and unlocked the ability to go back in time to coom to this.


nice___bot

Nice!


evanthesquirrel

Based bot pilled


Overhaul_21

Yes.


luxusbuerg

Imagine paying for onlyfans...


GY4RADOS

imagine paying taxes....


ssskladnayazebra

imagine paying...


DubiAdam

imagine...


[deleted]

...


IFuckedYourCats

***


MIZA_69

My cats


me_likes_cats

noooooooooo mE cAts go pRegeNate


ATotallyAssholeGuy

Dragging dees nuts


Vexzillion22

Imagine paying taxes


ExoticMongoose

I didn't pay taxes in 2017. It's fiiiiiiine


[deleted]

Not paid my taxes since 2003, I have die in a shoot out with the IRS, I will


FalloutForever_98

I haven't paid mine since 2002


420gangbangin

two things you cant escape in life, death and taxes.


ko-kurotsuki

Sauce?


GodBlessHentai

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86697913


[deleted]

Hey, that's you who posted the cursed/blursed images! Xin chào!


Memealingding

Why must you disgrace your family fellow tree person /s


GodBlessHentai

Chào


[deleted]

*BONK*


Home_Productions

🤓


[deleted]

🗿


No-Cell2331

Sauce please.


Terrarian321

BONK


Apprehensive-Roof-34

Sauce??


GodBlessHentai

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86697913


Terrarian321

BONK


Comrade-Soviet

Stfu he wants the sauce


evanthesquirrel

Google.com/reverseimagesearch Also, Bonk


Eskimo195

it doesn´t work smartass.


evanthesquirrel

Bonk


poggersismypog

Btw for sauces saucenao works best


evanthesquirrel

BONK BONK BONK


poggersismypog

Sorry, but unlike you I admit I masturbate.


evanthesquirrel

I'm not denying that i do it. I jerked off 3 times last night and tit fucked my wife. I just like bonking


LB1234567890

Isn't it the other way round? Your income is getting "milked" not the payments.


French-dudev2

This made me unsub ._.


PrathamAwesome

bye


Eskimo195

SUACE?!


GodBlessHentai

https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/86697913


Eskimo195

ty <3


Terrarian321

BONK


Eskimo195

stfu


Terrarian321

BONK


CaitaXD

Imagine paying for Spotify Illegally obtained software gang


HarralddieDiva

Da fuck is this Foto from


imliteralytrash

nice background btw


[deleted]

Save money on Spotify, just use YT to MP3 converter for free music


Viking4Life2

Yeah most of that can be cut out. Spotify premium, useless. Amazon??? Netflix, you can pirate instead but be wary that it's illegal. Only fans, just search up "boob" on Google.


poggersismypog

Sorry but YouTube quality is dogshit. Spotify is also bad, but it's better. Also, downloading YouTube content is against TOS.


Viking4Life2

Idk I've never had a problem just using free Spotify or using YouTube to download songs as mp3. It might be against TOS but if you don't care about that go right ahead. Not like they'll arrest you.


poggersismypog

I'm saying your point of Netflix being illegal isn't valid if you download YouTube. If your ears and headphones just can't perceive the quality difference, then go ahead.


Viking4Life2

It's not illegal to download from YouTube bruv... There are literally zero repercussions.


poggersismypog

It's against TOS. It's not because it's not enforced it's not against the TOS.


joltreshell

NSFW mark maybe


joe_the_insane

Plz make it nsfw


GOD_OF_FOOD1

Save money, make your own onlyfans


mrtylerwu

Huh


Xx_love

I need the b**bs to be censored pls


KingElliotttheGreat

Bro plz NSFW. You gonna get my ass fired.


poggersismypog

You're on work on reddit? That's gonna get you fired.


Techny3000

I prefer a gf who doesn't have to deal with the problems of intense back pain for overgrown b reasts.and generally I'm a bit attracted to shorter ones too


[deleted]

Flat is justice


thunderstorm-nigg

Me who use piracy


Sekiro2001

Y don't u get a spotify premium crack version?


poggersismypog

Illegal + virus.


empirebuilder1

flat is justice


Black_Cat_Guardian

I don't pay for 4 of these, I'll let you guess which ones


Psychological-Dream4

mark as nsfw


Dads_Cum_Bucket69

Nsfw tag if you would, i happened to be at school


KOCA_XD

You are a pro at wasting money on stupid dogshit.


ND451

I like how taxes are flat like a cutting board


DemWiggleWorms

No Bussy?


ratlovingidiot

Why are they cows


helloitshalo34

Sauce?


Any-Inspection-4726

dm me your email id and I'll give you link to free Spotify premium. Ps: this is not a promotion. It just might save you a buck


dobermensch

Yikes, onlyfans.


noiamnotabanana

Onlyfans? Focken simp


zvon2000

New fetish unlocked: Girls in cowhide bikinis, with neck bells and titty-udders that desperately need milking ........... Reddit, what have you done to me??


Itz__Slayer

Where’s the funny?


[deleted]

The weebs have come for this sub, bout time to leave


Dogenoscope123

Sauce pls i already lost NNN


evanthesquirrel

Bonk


noclipgate

Imagine trying to shame people who pay for onlyfans and it's still not working the way you want it to. Onlyfans still getting paid, bros mad.


BigDikEnrG

Lmao you pay for OF.