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Frequent-Childhood29

Sauce, I know it’s nnn but I don’t care


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Frequent-Childhood29

Many thanks good person, now if you don’t mind I’m off to my bedroom


Actual_Sprinkles1287

How was it


Eteman56

Let the guy take his time making milk


MrDeathly666

I see that many of us failed


KLGamer7084

I... I resisted... #how


ThatMallGuyTMG

You cant fail if you dont care in the first place!


Sebbe_2

You still fail you just don’t care about that either


ThatMallGuyTMG

How can you fail at something you dont even participate in?


TheSymbiote76

That’s what I tried to tell my math teacher, but he still gave me an F for not doing my homework 😔


8freed_subL1m3

Honestly, how are they able to shoot loads of semen like in the vid. Is it made up or some medications doin the thing?


Tensa-s

No idea, maybe fake. Or there maybe some relation between no fap time and semen quantity.


d_moedeezy_b

I heard consuming a sorta unhealthy amount of zinc does that.


ACompleteNutter

Nah what ye do is get yer standard 30L canister of semen. Get a drill, drill a hole in the bottom of your sack, get a tube, hook the canister up to the new hole, tape it up and voilà you have one of the weirdest ER cases yet


hero-ball

“Maybe fake” lmao no shit


insayne_rayne

Yeah man, that shit looked fake to me…fella has decades of skin flute play time, that jizz quantity and viscosity looked unusual.


DaGreenDoritos

Probably a dildo with a tube which they shoot liquid through that looks like cum


Golgantes

WHO says median volume of a shot is 3.7 ml, so it’s highly likely that’s not a real one in the video.


Decasavage

It’s fake. It used to be a big thing to make videos of girls getting coated in fake cum. Look at her w fake the dick looks. I used to think they were real lol


BankOrganic

I really think this one is fake. The, uh, contributor of that load didn't get into the camera's view at all aside from the tip (which also looked fake), while all the other guys had their entirety in view of the camera.


made-yu-look

It's plastic dildo shooting out fake cum


random_name4837

Bro this guy was literally pissing out cum


hero-ball

It’s a fake dick, idiot


Theroguecrepe

Why did you sauce them


KrazyDrayz

Kortney Kane


broomaktamer117

imma save this for next month...


SarcasmScape

-narrator 'He did not'


Al-Ilham

"He proceed to beat his meat so hard that he later regretted his entire existence "~narrator(in a Morgan freeman voice)


labyrinthanm

The genius of this meme is honestly terrifying.


Tensa-s

Hope it doesn't die in new, I work hard in making originals.


DepressedPotatoMan

An original. How quaint. I love how you used a porn scene. Wait- Wait a minute... ​ >!You failed NNN to bring us laughter. We respect you.!<


potaaatoo_maan

What if he was just watching for the plot


labyrinthanm

I shared the link with my friends.


made-yu-look

Work while hard


SmiththeSmoke

Only if you're PANsexual HEY-OH!


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Hello there,


duh632

General kenobi


ObiWanKeBROBi

Hey


Outside_Scientist365

You are not a pan though. You are sprinkles.


Actual_Sprinkles1287

Yellow blue and pink sprinkles


YungRei

Fk I opened this picture in class despite the obvious nsfw flair Time to transfer schools 😪


Tasty_Bean

Double down bro, watch the video in class


-TKem

Do a presentation about it


broomaktamer117

assert your dominance


CinnamonsWorld

Sauce pls. Idc if it's nnn


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CinnamonsWorld

Thx M8


KAKARO7pdp

Oh hell naw he deleted It😭😭😭😭😭😭


CinnamonsWorld

Here you go: https://www.redwap.me/videos/450339/kourtney-kane-gets-gallons-of-cum-on-her-ddies/


KAKARO7pdp

👌👌


Successful_Ad_8017

Dickwatchers on December 1st


ExPatSTL

Wait I don't get it


chickennuggetb0y

Its meant to be women on december first, but because funny joke its dishwashers instead Remember that its satire and not serious


gmanskull31

Women aren't people, they're dishwashers.


3Dxwaffle

That's fake, right?


BIindsight

It can be one or two things. First its fake, or its second, its actually thirty guys. Don't feel inadequate based on this, that's bullshit.


[deleted]

Imagine feeling inadequate because someone else has bigger cums.


[deleted]

There are pills that guys can take that can make a weiner cum like a busted fire hydrant.


failedsatan

that's more cum than even thirty guys could produce. the video features a *lot* of cum.


[deleted]

I find this offensive as to the fact that I would never humiliate my dishwasher with my man juice.


JonasAvory

I don’t get what dishwasher stands for…


Tensa-s

Dish - washer. One who washes dishes.


rukrok

ooooooohhhhhh. i was like ‘damnnnnn that month must have been long for you to start fapping on plates’


Ballaholic09

Pls help I’m ritard


Viktorr123er

Don't get it either


TheSymbiote76

Stereo typically, who is the one that washes the dishes in a household?


Viktorr123er

Ooooh bruuuuh. Ok got it


Syntaxeror_400

Oh god it took me so long to get that one !


Dark_Moon1

What is the science behind all this cum from one guy? Can anyone explain


YurxDoug

I'm 90% sure the "dick" that ejaculated that much was fake.


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Dark_Moon1

Yeah I've seen the video, that's why I am asking who is the world can a guy ejaculate so much semen?


Tensa-s

You can try nnn and find out quantity after it.


Dark_Moon1

Lol I did it last it and completed it but I am not doing it this year.


d_moedeezy_b

Same, also after that month I started nutting faster than usual. So definitely not doing it again.


HolyBiscuit69

Fr. Your dick becomes a lot more sensitive when you haven't nutted in a while.


TheCarterIII

It's prosthetic cock that squirta fake jizz


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It’s a pill a guy can take. Look up stories about it, pretty crazy how much cum it can make a guy have. It’s like taking a mallet to a water bottle


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It’s possible for guys to make that much semen. It’s rare though. They have to be the Lebron James of guys who can cum a lot. Also they make pills that make it like a firehouse. Tons of semen.


DollarTreeMilkSteak

What are these pills called?


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Cumalot or something idk. I just know they exist cause there was an askreddit about them.


goodwc72

Lol somebody was a cinnamon roll for Halloween.


xwarslayerx

I feel dumb. I get it's NNN related, but what do dishwashers have to do with it?


Tensa-s

No nut november end, boys with their girls. And girls = dishwashers meme.


Yoshigahn

[I’m sorry?](https://imgur.com/a/ziRh7Eg)


huggee-PP

Sauce?


Tensa-s

https://www.redwap.me/videos/450339/kourtney-kane-gets-gallons-of-cum-on-her-ddies/


gmanrip

How could you post this now you s(cum)


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Dairy queen


bferencik

STAY STROMG BRETHEREN


8-bit121

nice try its gonna take more than that to break me!


[deleted]

What


TheCarterIII

I love fucked up facials!


cloudliorebriza

No milk is more believable


DymondHed

why dishwashers?


TaTTyy_

Sauce? Need it for december, Im into these slimey blimeys


JungleFlare

Stop! This is the Horni Police. Please turn over your porn so we may share it at the end of the month.


Sahith17

Sauce plz


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MrPickle7171

Sauce plz I’m gonna need it for December 1


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MrPickle7171

It’s deleted


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rainkingcc

Wait NNN includes sex? I thought it was just no fap?


canigetarespawn

Kortney Kane meme great! Would never have thought of it lol. Kortney's Slutty Circuit Training scene is a must watch


Rhuuun

Cringe


chickennuggetb0y

Why


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“Dishwashers” is going to be my new term of endearment.