Nah what ye do is get yer standard 30L canister of semen. Get a drill, drill a hole in the bottom of your sack, get a tube, hook the canister up to the new hole, tape it up and voilà you have one of the weirdest ER cases yet
It’s fake. It used to be a big thing to make videos of girls getting coated in fake cum. Look at her w fake the dick looks. I used to think they were real lol
I really think this one is fake. The, uh, contributor of that load didn't get into the camera's view at all aside from the tip (which also looked fake), while all the other guys had their entirety in view of the camera.
It’s possible for guys to make that much semen. It’s rare though. They have to be the Lebron James of guys who can cum a lot.
Also they make pills that make it like a firehouse. Tons of semen.
Sauce, I know it’s nnn but I don’t care
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Many thanks good person, now if you don’t mind I’m off to my bedroom
How was it
Let the guy take his time making milk
I see that many of us failed
I... I resisted... #how
You cant fail if you dont care in the first place!
You still fail you just don’t care about that either
How can you fail at something you dont even participate in?
That’s what I tried to tell my math teacher, but he still gave me an F for not doing my homework 😔
Honestly, how are they able to shoot loads of semen like in the vid. Is it made up or some medications doin the thing?
No idea, maybe fake. Or there maybe some relation between no fap time and semen quantity.
I heard consuming a sorta unhealthy amount of zinc does that.
Nah what ye do is get yer standard 30L canister of semen. Get a drill, drill a hole in the bottom of your sack, get a tube, hook the canister up to the new hole, tape it up and voilà you have one of the weirdest ER cases yet
“Maybe fake” lmao no shit
Yeah man, that shit looked fake to me…fella has decades of skin flute play time, that jizz quantity and viscosity looked unusual.
Probably a dildo with a tube which they shoot liquid through that looks like cum
WHO says median volume of a shot is 3.7 ml, so it’s highly likely that’s not a real one in the video.
It’s fake. It used to be a big thing to make videos of girls getting coated in fake cum. Look at her w fake the dick looks. I used to think they were real lol
I really think this one is fake. The, uh, contributor of that load didn't get into the camera's view at all aside from the tip (which also looked fake), while all the other guys had their entirety in view of the camera.
It's plastic dildo shooting out fake cum
Bro this guy was literally pissing out cum
It’s a fake dick, idiot
Why did you sauce them
Kortney Kane
imma save this for next month...
-narrator 'He did not'
"He proceed to beat his meat so hard that he later regretted his entire existence "~narrator(in a Morgan freeman voice)
The genius of this meme is honestly terrifying.
Hope it doesn't die in new, I work hard in making originals.
An original. How quaint. I love how you used a porn scene. Wait- Wait a minute... >!You failed NNN to bring us laughter. We respect you.!<
What if he was just watching for the plot
I shared the link with my friends.
Work while hard
Only if you're PANsexual HEY-OH!
Hello there,
General kenobi
Hey
You are not a pan though. You are sprinkles.
Yellow blue and pink sprinkles
Fk I opened this picture in class despite the obvious nsfw flair Time to transfer schools 😪
Double down bro, watch the video in class
Do a presentation about it
assert your dominance
Sauce pls. Idc if it's nnn
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Thx M8
Oh hell naw he deleted It😭😭😭😭😭😭
Here you go: https://www.redwap.me/videos/450339/kourtney-kane-gets-gallons-of-cum-on-her-ddies/
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Dickwatchers on December 1st
Wait I don't get it
Its meant to be women on december first, but because funny joke its dishwashers instead Remember that its satire and not serious
Women aren't people, they're dishwashers.
That's fake, right?
It can be one or two things. First its fake, or its second, its actually thirty guys. Don't feel inadequate based on this, that's bullshit.
Imagine feeling inadequate because someone else has bigger cums.
There are pills that guys can take that can make a weiner cum like a busted fire hydrant.
that's more cum than even thirty guys could produce. the video features a *lot* of cum.
I find this offensive as to the fact that I would never humiliate my dishwasher with my man juice.
I don’t get what dishwasher stands for…
Dish - washer. One who washes dishes.
ooooooohhhhhh. i was like ‘damnnnnn that month must have been long for you to start fapping on plates’
Pls help I’m ritard
Don't get it either
Stereo typically, who is the one that washes the dishes in a household?
Ooooh bruuuuh. Ok got it
Oh god it took me so long to get that one !
What is the science behind all this cum from one guy? Can anyone explain
I'm 90% sure the "dick" that ejaculated that much was fake.
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Yeah I've seen the video, that's why I am asking who is the world can a guy ejaculate so much semen?
You can try nnn and find out quantity after it.
Lol I did it last it and completed it but I am not doing it this year.
Same, also after that month I started nutting faster than usual. So definitely not doing it again.
Fr. Your dick becomes a lot more sensitive when you haven't nutted in a while.
It's prosthetic cock that squirta fake jizz
It’s a pill a guy can take. Look up stories about it, pretty crazy how much cum it can make a guy have. It’s like taking a mallet to a water bottle
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It’s possible for guys to make that much semen. It’s rare though. They have to be the Lebron James of guys who can cum a lot. Also they make pills that make it like a firehouse. Tons of semen.
What are these pills called?
Cumalot or something idk. I just know they exist cause there was an askreddit about them.
Lol somebody was a cinnamon roll for Halloween.
I feel dumb. I get it's NNN related, but what do dishwashers have to do with it?
No nut november end, boys with their girls. And girls = dishwashers meme.
[I’m sorry?](https://imgur.com/a/ziRh7Eg)
Sauce?
https://www.redwap.me/videos/450339/kourtney-kane-gets-gallons-of-cum-on-her-ddies/
How could you post this now you s(cum)
Dairy queen
STAY STROMG BRETHEREN
nice try its gonna take more than that to break me!
What
I love fucked up facials!
No milk is more believable
why dishwashers?
Sauce? Need it for december, Im into these slimey blimeys
Stop! This is the Horni Police. Please turn over your porn so we may share it at the end of the month.
Sauce plz
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Sauce plz I’m gonna need it for December 1
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It’s deleted
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Wait NNN includes sex? I thought it was just no fap?
Kortney Kane meme great! Would never have thought of it lol. Kortney's Slutty Circuit Training scene is a must watch
Cringe
Why
“Dishwashers” is going to be my new term of endearment.