By - KnownNormie
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Post-industrial ambient cum
that's just an abortion
So a child yes
That's r/sounding disgusting!
To click or not to click...
I shouldn't have clicked
Yeah, it sucks to get new inspiritation, am I right?!?
Why bro, just why? My eyes still burn in hell
You must burn your eyes with the Rock's hot cuuum.
Good thing i have warning sign and i can only read description
I should have taken your warning
Fuck I clicked
A week ago I went to the subreddit but I only read the description and thought that it's not even that bad. Today I went there again and actually checked the posts. And I didn't know THEY DID IT TO THEIR DICKS. Makes me want to die.
I only read the description and noped the hell out. Your reaction proves I made the right choice to me, so thank you for saving me with your suffering.
You just indirectly forced me to watch a video of some dude shoving a glow stick down his dick
What the fuck
I had that kind of shit when i was little and now I hate you
guys dont worry its not a rickroll you can click it
But you said cum
Other smaller pizzas
Topped with cum
And poop and piss
Artificially cum flavored.
And [witches milk](https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/witchs-milk) and smegma
[Domino’s one topping pizza](https://youtu.be/a8CKLkY6tNo)
Pineapple *pulls out glock*
I don't know why people hate pineapple on pizza. Like, yeah it's a fruit, but it's damn good. If you don't like fruit on you pizza, get rid of the fucking sauce too, cuz it has tomato, which is a fruit. Now anchovies on the other hand... only a monster would like anchovies.
I like both pineapple AND anchovies, fight me bitch
I'd rather befriend you... So I can learn how to undue what curse binds you to this plane and banish you.
Let me help you. I need to learn this as well and fix my friends
If there are more of him we will require exterminatus to properly cleanse this heresy.
I know at least 2 more.
Banish me too, fam. lol
My wife is still disgusted by my drunk order of, pineapple, ham, bacon, anchovies, tomato's, and feta. Hands down the best drunk pizza ever, salty, sweet, savory.
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Wtf is this
This is the way This is the way This is the way
The sweet is the perfect compliment to the pizza’s savory
People who argue that pineapple on pizza ain't the original thing - do yall think British and Japanese curry is illegal?
Because Idk how the British managed to fuck up tamil curry so badly and teach the Japanese that. But to me, both Japanese and tamil curry are amazing af, just different things called curry
So fuck the pizza gatekeepers
I was raised by patents who didn’t like Japanese food, so I never got to try Japanese curry until I started cooking for myself. Now I love it as much as the Indian and Thai curries I grew up with, it’s like comfort food
its just a matter of taste i can eat it all day but on pizza i almost puke as i do not think it fit togheter but i can see why many people like it
wait until you try gum on pizza
I don't have problems with the fact that it's a fruit, I have a problem with the fact that it's pineapple
Ok... then get rid of the pine. Now that's apples.
Personally, I'm just not a huge fan of sweet being mixed with salty or savory. I like them seperate but when they are mixed they both get ruined for me.
Anchovies are delicious though. ;-)
I’m gonna put tomatoes in your fruit salads for the rest of your life, and there’s nothing you can do about it >:)
Tomato is a fruit too but that’s always on pizza XD
well, pineapple pizza is good, it depends on how the pineapple is put as a toping, because if ots big slices of it on the pizza, then its fucking discusting, but if its small pieces/cubes, then it blends in alright
I hate the feeling and taste of warm pineapple and i love the salty taste of anchovies
I prefer not having pineapple, but I see the appeal. What I don't understand is why some people think it is reasonable to serve pineapple pizza at parties or other gatherings. Unless you've done a literal survey of how many people like pineapple pizza in that group you should not take the chance at all.
The Sigma Male of toppings.
Except, you know, it's real.
This is the right answer
I was in the lunch room reading this. Someone popped a plastic bag. A kid screamed shots fired! We where eating pizza.
Hawaiian pizza is good and I will die on this hill
Do you mean pieces, slices or just a whole pineapple?
Pineapple and pepperoni well done is a mastapiece
*pulls out cock*
*shoots off cock*
I don't get the hate towards pineapple
pineapple, bacon, grilled chicken, and green peppers...
I pull out my glock
This one is actually original and funnier than just cum. You got me lmao
Semen, if you may
Ball juice,I suppose
Man mayonaise, perchance
Jizz, on the other hand
Wank water, if you so please
Smeg ma bitch up
Dick, cut into little salami slices. They contain some extra cheese in them too
Some extra white cheese
so r/sounding as a pizza
I hate that sub more than eyeblech but yes basically r/sounding pizza
Small price to pay for extra white cheese
Then why ask?
Like the trippy ones or the regular ones?
🅱️ E A N S
Came here to say this.
I just came here. Nothing more. Nothing less.
This comment section has made me pizzaphobic forever
Rum but with a C
You’ll never know
You mean brownie?
You mean brownie, right?...
ass cheese from taco bell
I read that as ass cheek from taco bell
Same thing really
The bones of the innocent
cultured i see
IT DOESNT MATTER how you like your pizza
Cum, im mean cum, i mean cum, shit i mean cum, uh i mean cum, i mean cum, shit i mean cum, i mean ketchup
Stroganoff needs to become a mainstream dish on restaurant menus.
Jizz, semen, sperm, male ejaculate.
Sausage and Pepperoni.
He's a cucumber, he's a cucumber, Yogis knob is long and green heeeess aaaa cuuuccccuuummmbbweeerrr
You can’t tell me what to do. Cum.
People... because bacon tastes the same
Cheese. Like, c'mon.
Cheese, ham, pinapple, banana and churry
Ham and banana peppers.
Not Italian without Italians
Can I say semen?