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KeepingDankMemesDank

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Shark_Attack_0501

Pre-cum


Sarcasticremarks1984

Post-cum


MrJips

$4.99 DLC


Foxy-jj-Grandpa

Introducing EA’s new Ultimate Team feature. Ultimate Cum


Your-username-must-b

For a limited time only…


SuperGamerB0i

Get you'r premium cum only on sale from 11/11/2021 to 11/12/2021. So you better hurry, because it will be out of stock faster than the time your grandma fall down the stair.


SkinkwBy

Honestly don't know if you mean 1 day or 1 month


SuperGamerB0i

It’s up to your imagination


crewchief535

Platinum bundle: Get Pre, Post, and vanilla Cum for the special introductory price of $15.99. That's a 69% discount!


737MAX8DEATH

present cum


cerebrallandscapes

Post-industrial ambient cum


Leipzig101

meta-cum


DanielderDanker

Meta-Kant


ArtThouLoggedIn

Kum


Danthema433

Semen dlc


Sowa7774

that's just an abortion


OffixialMLDan

So a child yes


GroovinDrum

That's r/sounding disgusting!


Shoe_Shitter

To click or not to click...


Shoe_Shitter

I shouldn't have clicked


GroovinDrum

Yeah, it sucks to get new inspiritation, am I right?!?


DanielderDanker

Why bro, just why? My eyes still burn in hell


wolfsbane67

You must burn your eyes with the Rock's hot cuuum.


gamegate228

Good thing i have warning sign and i can only read description


CaptainPho3nix

I should have taken your warning


Xenokic

Fuck I clicked


Helplure

A week ago I went to the subreddit but I only read the description and thought that it's not even that bad. Today I went there again and actually checked the posts. And I didn't know THEY DID IT TO THEIR DICKS. Makes me want to die.


RcoketWalrus

I only read the description and noped the hell out. Your reaction proves I made the right choice to me, so thank you for saving me with your suffering.


Meem-man

You just indirectly forced me to watch a video of some dude shoving a glow stick down his dick What the fuck


NaPseudo

I had that kind of shit when i was little and now I hate you


The_MemeLoving_Gamer

guys dont worry its not a rickroll you can click it


MrSlickWilley

Pre-nut butter.


oord0o

Baby batter


46554B4E4348414453

But you said cum


[deleted]

Other smaller pizzas


Ride_Specialized

Topped with cum


[deleted]

And poop and piss


Innomenatus

Artificially cum flavored.


SniffMyRapeHole

And [witches milk](https://www.healthline.com/health/baby/witchs-milk) and smegma


Tweeterhead

[Domino’s one topping pizza](https://youtu.be/a8CKLkY6tNo)


BillMan111111

Pineapple *pulls out glock*


AnimaleTamale

I don't know why people hate pineapple on pizza. Like, yeah it's a fruit, but it's damn good. If you don't like fruit on you pizza, get rid of the fucking sauce too, cuz it has tomato, which is a fruit. Now anchovies on the other hand... only a monster would like anchovies.


Leoxcr

I like both pineapple AND anchovies, fight me bitch


THREETOED_SLOTH

I'd rather befriend you... So I can learn how to undue what curse binds you to this plane and banish you.


No_Suspect7471

Let me help you. I need to learn this as well and fix my friends


Cannibal_MoshpitV2

If there are more of him we will require exterminatus to properly cleanse this heresy.


No_Suspect7471

I know at least 2 more.


ggg730

Banish me too, fam. lol


FBIaltacct

My wife is still disgusted by my drunk order of, pineapple, ham, bacon, anchovies, tomato's, and feta. Hands down the best drunk pizza ever, salty, sweet, savory.


TheOriginalDuck2

This is the way


TheDroidNextDoor

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TheOriginalDuck2

Wtf is this


TheOriginalDuck2

Hold on


TheOriginalDuck2

This is the way This is the way This is the way


Diogenes-Disciple

The sweet is the perfect compliment to the pizza’s savory


Yadobler

People who argue that pineapple on pizza ain't the original thing - do yall think British and Japanese curry is illegal? Because Idk how the British managed to fuck up tamil curry so badly and teach the Japanese that. But to me, both Japanese and tamil curry are amazing af, just different things called curry So fuck the pizza gatekeepers


Jade-Balfour

I was raised by patents who didn’t like Japanese food, so I never got to try Japanese curry until I started cooking for myself. Now I love it as much as the Indian and Thai curries I grew up with, it’s like comfort food


chillmare

its just a matter of taste i can eat it all day but on pizza i almost puke as i do not think it fit togheter but i can see why many people like it


cake_n_bacon69

wait until you try gum on pizza


JPHdezGz

I don't have problems with the fact that it's a fruit, I have a problem with the fact that it's pineapple


AnimaleTamale

Ok... then get rid of the pine. Now that's apples.


YallAreLovely

Personally, I'm just not a huge fan of sweet being mixed with salty or savory. I like them seperate but when they are mixed they both get ruined for me. Anchovies are delicious though. ;-)


Savitz

I’m gonna put tomatoes in your fruit salads for the rest of your life, and there’s nothing you can do about it >:)


malachi772

Tomato is a fruit too but that’s always on pizza XD


RobertApple2004

well, pineapple pizza is good, it depends on how the pineapple is put as a toping, because if ots big slices of it on the pizza, then its fucking discusting, but if its small pieces/cubes, then it blends in alright


Lunarian77

I hate the feeling and taste of warm pineapple and i love the salty taste of anchovies


DolanTheCaptan

I prefer not having pineapple, but I see the appeal. What I don't understand is why some people think it is reasonable to serve pineapple pizza at parties or other gatherings. Unless you've done a literal survey of how many people like pineapple pizza in that group you should not take the chance at all.


jaxson200707

Koom


CheesecakeRacoon

The Sigma Male of toppings. Except, you know, it's real.


Bryranosaurus

This is the right answer


Ew_A_Furry-

I was in the lunch room reading this. Someone popped a plastic bag. A kid screamed shots fired! We where eating pizza.


Whee23

Hawaiian pizza is good and I will die on this hill


_Weyland_

Do you mean pieces, slices or just a whole pineapple?


BillMan111111

Yes


PhilosophicEuphoria

Pineapple and pepperoni well done is a mastapiece


koksiik

*pulls out cock*


BillMan111111

*shoots off cock*


Frosty_Sweet_6678

I don't get the hate towards pineapple


1101base2

pineapple, bacon, grilled chicken, and green peppers...


pineapple-n-man

I pull out my glock


[deleted]

This one is actually original and funnier than just cum. You got me lmao


Ultrareeeeee

Sperm


Domin-MC

Outstanding move


NerdWorks

Nut, even


An3zz

Ejaculate, perhaps


squeagles

Semen, if you may


kingsami236

Ball juice,I suppose


a_kosher_vet

Man mayonaise, perchance


Tphil_x

Jizz, on the other hand


[deleted]

Wank water, if you so please


Exact_Internet_8182

Aaaahhh


W4r10rd

Jizz crust


Azey11

Smeg


gingerBERd

Smeg ma bitch up


ImmaFukinDragon

Dick, cut into little salami slices. They contain some extra cheese in them too


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Some extra white cheese


FourzeRiderTea

so r/sounding as a pizza


imaguy-who-likes-foo

I hate that sub more than eyeblech but yes basically r/sounding pizza


terriblejokefactory

Small price to pay for extra white cheese


emanresu44

Then why ask?


Glasedount

Shrooms


DroidChargers

Like the trippy ones or the regular ones?


Glasedount

Mixture


DarkMonkey98

🅱️eans


Casual_Si-Fi

🅱️ E A N S


bobosubasi711911

🅱E🅰N$


Ew_A_Furry-

Beans


_0dium_

🅱️epis


liamkraft2002

Jizz


Lord_Crabby

Outstanding move


dirtydave239

Came here to say this.


gingerBERd

I just came here. Nothing more. Nothing less.


ggdogelmao

Semen


SimpIsTheWay

Semen


Routine-Suggestion66

Man Juice


crustbin13

This comment section has made me pizzaphobic forever


veibot

Ejaculate


RetroJunge96

Rum but with a C


STARLORD_1401

Ruc


flipflip98

Rcm


Quantum_Noodles_

Crum


omer_g

Rumc


Quantum_Noodles_

Murc


_0dium_

Rcum


hot_pizzarolls10

Pee


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Male milk


fluff-taken

Brown


shortwave_radio

B-brown what?....


fluff-taken

You’ll never know


podstrahuy

You mean brownie? You mean brownie, right?...


idk_just_say

ass cheese from taco bell


caysnds

I read that as ass cheek from taco bell


Fluid-Badger

Same thing really


steeb_froggers

النُطَف المَنَويّة


Casual_Si-Fi

Delicious


Frosty_Sweet_6678

عصير القضيب


AndrewToasterr

Food


Didiencho

Baby vomit


IlDragonglylI

Vsause


Floridiansman

The bones of the innocent


DeliveryDivergent

Pineapple


kat3lyngrac3

cultured i see


ricky-from-scotland

IT DOESNT MATTER how you like your pizza


RedSands1976

cuCUMber


TheButlerThatDidIt

Dick batter


Jk_Buh

Pineapple


bird-squasher-reddit

Sausage


ItzJarvie

Yes


masi302

🗿


swagatsoul

Well shit


KnownNormie

Whale shit


[deleted]

Vaginal fluid


Casual_Si-Fi

Pineapple


Themelonman232

Warm pineapple


Casual_Si-Fi

Wet pineapples


B1gWillyStyl

Pepperoni


OhYeahYuri

Deodorant


Josan678

Menstruation


Time2123

Cum, im mean cum, i mean cum, shit i mean cum, uh i mean cum, i mean cum, shit i mean cum, i mean ketchup


Alert_Eye_2219

Strogonoff


call_me_howdy

Stroganoff needs to become a mainstream dish on restaurant menus.


Glitch-147

Semen


andrept0

Cumstard


Squawmaster420

Jizz, semen, sperm, male ejaculate.


sweedev

Sausage and Pepperoni.


redtigerlion49

Turtle toes


Seth_Hakan

Cu-CUM-ber


tarkadahl

He's a cucumber, he's a cucumber, Yogis knob is long and green heeeess aaaa cuuuccccuuummmbbweeerrr


JustSomeGuy_Idk

You can’t tell me what to do. Cum.


Accomplished_Hat6084

Ejaculation sauce


Ungabungadadd

kids


Officer_Caleb_51

Sausage


odoogan

Cheese


Master3530

Ham


ReemanFTW


trigerEr

Salami


Casual_Si-Fi

Ta mère


Cpt_Arrsome

Sauce Hollandaise


WerewolvesRancheros

Cucumber


grifzteash

People... because bacon tastes the same


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Cheese. Like, c'mon.


Ice-Lord

Cheese, ham, pinapple, banana and churry


colarthur1

Ham and banana peppers.


PinkertonOT

Smegma 😋🥯


GxDz-_NuK3

Cheese


SirJinPai

Cheese


Inevitable-Type-7621

Not Italian without Italians


Qurczakos_YT

Blood


Wakked

Anime girls


bender3600

Jizz


Tano1321

Ejaculation


thelaoguy

Nut milk


nameV

Semen


renren345

🗿


Bright_Crow

Semen


jaxdavenport

Can I say semen?


wavie_davie

Gum


0knik

sperm


Master_Nerd